bad santa featured billy bob thornton as a foul mouth alcoholic kris kringle. >> what do you want?hat do you want? a snot rag? >> charming. last december a real life bad santa was fired from san francisco macys for doing what? a drinking on the job, punching an elf, cursing at kids or telling a dirty joke. the answer is, telling a dirty joke. this is not a good performance tonight. >> i don't know. >> you don't know bad santa. >> i didn't see bad santa either. >> it's a wonderful life. >> billy bob thornton. >> i like christmas vacation. do you have one of those? >> mckellem already lost but you playing at home i am sure have gotten all of them right. >> the movie white christmas was a huge hit in 1954. ♪ i am dreaming of a white christmas ♪ ♪ just like the ones i used to know ♪ >> the film white christmas featured songs by irving berlin the author of many christmas songs. that is ironic because berlin was known for being what, a jewish, atheist, communist, secularist, what was berlin? he made a fortune writing christmas songs. cards up, please. a he is jewish. >> i knew he was jew

billy bob thornton was in "bad santa." george clooney is the only one that's not. looks good in a beard. >> he sure does. >> lovely young lady from leesburg, virginia. what is will ferrell desperately searching for in the movie elf? a reindeer, a red suit, santa or his real father. >> his real father. >> how cute are you? there you go. >> that's a real fun movie. i loved "elf." >> a great movie. they were going to make a sequel. will ferrell ended up not going to do it. they offered him $29 million to wear the green tights. he said no because he didn't think it would be very good. >> wow. okay. all right. back across to kath. >> -- version of "miracle on 34th street" susan tells kris kringle she wants which of the following gifts for christmas? a house, a brother, a dad or all of the above? >> a dad. i'm the first one to miss. >> yeah. no, you're not. >> all of the above is the correct answer. >> santa was very good to her that year. this is a remake of the 1947 movie. didn't do that well. it's still good. it's a fun movie to watch. >> she's so cute. you can watch

chuck has a role in an upcoming billy bob thornton movie called jayne mansfield's car, which is about neither. [laughter] but i think chuck has one line to robert duval. he pried this the same line over and over. we sit on the plane. i forget the line. it was four or five fours. it was like he was rehearsing shakespeare's one-mile luck or something. one is that coming out? >> is robert duvall. i didn't want to mess up anything. i think it'll be out next fall. there's not a release date set yet, but that is a billy told me that he would be late next year. it is a script that really stars then, cowrote and directs and its marvelous and funny and serious and you're all going to really enjoy it. be sure that it is, billy called me. we've been friends a long time and he said i need to be in. and in this movie. anything you guys and i said i think i can help you. i found some guys who auditioned and got the gig. he was grateful and called me back and said hey man i worked out. we have a soda keyboard spot. you know, they used to sometimes have older guy. [laughter] i said i can do that. so

. >> bill: not a drunken billy bob thornton. >> i like christmas vacation.u have one of those in here? no maccallum has lost. you playing at home i'm sure have gotten all of them right and i hope you continue your winning streak. the movie "white christmas" was a huge hit in 1954. ♪ i'm dreaming of a while christmas ♪ just like the ones i used to know. >> bill: by the way,s that what a toupee that bing crosby had. okay. >> how do you know that? >> bill: i know everything. the film "a white christmas" featured songs lie irvin berlin the author of many classic christmas songs. that is somewhat ironic because berlin was known for being, what? >> bill: is he jewish. >> i knew he was jewish. i don't know. i'm very confused. i have a lot on my mind. >> bill: weighing you down. show the folks the ring. look at this. >> it's like a baked potato. >> bill: mick jagger gave it to you. >> bill wants it for christmas. i'm going to give it to you for christmas. >> bill: dana carvey in the zone this evening. p and p moments away. . >>> pinheads and patriots starring dana c

for an r-rated santa you won't want to miss billy bob thornton in "santa. >> if i knew i had to put upgo. >> reporter: he may be a cracking santa and one of the darkest santas you'll ever meet but his soft heart for an i abused kid makes for sort of a happy ending. for hauntingly beautiful white christmas, travel back in time to world war ii where gary sineese. a temporary truce on christmas eve and the meaningless war. "black christmas" is a house of horrors and i love it! olivia and margot kidder hunted down by a methodical killer. >> what do you want? why are you doing this? >> reporter: the obscene phone calls wouldn't be nearly as scary without the 1970 telephones with a certain ring. in tim burton's "the nightmare before christmas," jack, the to discover the meaning of the season, the real santa is held captive by the boogieman. >> me on vacation on christmas eve? >> steven spielberg's o "gremlins." >> what is that? >> your new pet. >> that is really neat. >> the creatures turn bad, thank goodness as they are covered in goo. >> this is a cocoon. inside, he is going through change