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from "mike and molly," billy gardell. the music of stone temple pilots with chester bennington. and "ask jay anything." and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much. welcome to "the tonight show." thank you. here's a -- here's a -- here's a story i read today. according to a report, experts in pakistan say $25 million in cash is smuggled out of pakistan every day. listen to this. less than one-half of 1% of pakistanis pay any income tax at all. here's the amazing part. somehow their government hasn't shut down but ours has. [ laughter ] how does that work? how does that work? [ cheers and applause ] it is day three of the shutdown, and right now 33% of the government is doing absolutely nothing. which is not bad considering before the shutdown 80% wasn't doing anything. [ laughter ] so that's actually not bad at all. [ applause ] actually, some good news. apparently obamacare does cover carpal tunnel syndrome. the result of pressing a a computer trying to get through to stupid obamacare. [ laughter ] trying to get through. [ ap

from "mike and molly," billy gardell. the music of stone temple pilots with chester bennington.ng." and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much. welcome to "the tonight show." thank you. here's a -- here's a -- here's a story i read today. according to a report, experts in pakistan say $25 million in cash is smuggled out of pakistan every day. listen to this. less than one-half of 1% of

i want to thank my guests -- julianne moore, of course, billy gardell, stone temple pilots with chester bennington. tomorrow night, terry bradshaw will be here. but "jimmy fallon" happening right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6a in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. welcome. that's so nice. this is a hot crowd. i love this, great new york city crowd right there. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. that's me. hi. how are you doing, pal? nice to see you. first off, i just want to say happy birthday to tariq right there. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] we're going to have a fun show tonight. here's what people are talking about. you guys, this whole government shutdown thing is still going on. it's just insane. last night president obama had an hour-long meeting with republicans and democrats and they still we