he goes, billy joelle, he wrote "uptown girl." he wrote "the piano man." illy joel. for a second i kind of doubted myself. is it billy joel? then my opening act came in and i told him, this guy thinks billy joel is billy joelle. he looked at me, it is billy joelle. i was like, i think i'm going to go with how billy joel pronounces his name. >> jimmy: yeah, right, which is not joelle. >> and i was like, is there no one in ireland named joel? no, we call them joelle. what if someone was named joelle? they're like, they wouldn't exist. it's absurd. >> jimmy: yeah sounds like this guy might want to get a job in the lighthouse right now. very confusing. which of all the countries you've been to, i assume you've been to a number, which is your favorite one to go to? >> i love japan. i mean, the japanese are just better at being human. they just are. the japanese toilet, you're familiar. >> jimmy: oh, yes. >> the japanese toilet washes you. it dries you. it does your taxes. and that was in the tokyo airport. you leave a japanese public restroom cleaner than when y