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. >> binge, bing, bong, bing, bing -- >> trevor: seriously, this guy?r the best tasting most flavorful beef you've ever had. >> trevor: out of all the people it could have been, this guy? >> i've said if ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps i would be dating her. ( audience reacts ) >> trevor: hey, hey, you never know with the new supreme court, that could be legal. you never know. that's what you work for. you never know. he's there, like, that's what i have been working for, folks. i have been really trying, baby. trying to hold back these feelings for so long! ( laughter ) ( applause ) ( cheering ) anyway, a supreme court judge stepping aside is never a small thing, but this one could have especially far-reaching consequences because, while anthony kennedy was generally conservative, one of the notable things that he did was consistently protect roe v. wade, a woman's right to choose, which makes it the moment the anti-abortion movement has been waiting for. >> kennedy's departure could put abortion rights in doubt. >> roe v wade is the dred scott dec

bing bing, bang bang, bong bong, plink. it's amazing what our sound system looks like these days. but when you put the two of them together, somehow it really does work, don't you think? ♪ ♪ bingg bang plink ♪ >> that's all for tonight. tomorrow we'll be back with more "mtp daily." "the beat with ari melber" starts right now. >> our top star tonight is donald trump's unending humanitarian crisis, over 2,000 children orphaned from this executive order rushed out under pressure. our nation continues to bear witness to what happens when cruelty is deployed as policy. that's how these kids were separated. and then what happens when the chief executive office is rife with what can only be called incompetence. the order the president issued yesterday shows how deeply the president and his aides did not understand how

bing bing. [ laughter ] >> seth: that analogy doesn't mean what you think it means. if people are jumping off a ship, that means the ship is sinking. you're thinking of a bus. "i'm like a ship and everyone is jumping off the side of the ship which is a shame because this ship is headed for the most beautiful place, ice mountain." now, yesterday was father's day. and on father's day trump did what all dads do ofather's y. he got up bright and early to tweet unhinged things about the ongoing crimin investigation of his presidential campaign. >> the president sunday on the attack tweeting, "witch hunt! there was no russian collusion. oh, i see there wano russian collusion, so now they look for obstruction on the no russian collusio the phony russian collusion was a made up hoax. too bad they didn't look at crooked hillary like this. double standard!" >> seth: why does trump write his tweets like a thought occurred to him in the middle of it?[ ughter ] we're like a week away from s ump tweeting every single thought that occ him. "there was no russian collusion. oh, i see, there was no russian collusion, so now they look for obstruction. send tweet. oh, i'm so hungry. i want a cheeseburger so bly, but i can't have one because of the democrats' witch hunt. ooh, tummy rumbling, hungry, i hate this job so much. i am so bad at it. someone get me a cheeseburger, golf. cheeseburger, golf. cheeseburger, have no more thoughts brain empty. must watch fox news anll." [ cheers and applause ] trump's outburst came amid a major development in the russia investigation. his former campaign chairman paul manafort who is awaitinff trial on 23 ent counts was sent to jail on friday for allegedly attempting to interfere in the investigation by contacting witnses. >> paul manafort is going to jail. the judge, amy berman jackson, said that manafort's repeated attempts to contact tnesses constituted a danger to the integrity of t court. >> manafort called person d1.n on per's cellular phone. person d1 sought to avoid manafort. so person d1 ended the call. manafort also sent person d1 a text message on an encpted application stating, "this is paul." [ laughter ] >> seth: paul manafort tried to contact witnesses, which is a crime, to lie about his other . alleged crim and he literally wrote in a texs message, "s paul." [ laughter ] even your weed dear knows enough not to text the word, "weed." al, did you think robert mueller wouldn't be watching? look at him. the man doesn't even blink. he won a staring contest with the lincoln memorial.[ ughter ] in a tweet, trump says sending manafort to jail was a tough sentencend called it very unfair. so trump has sympathy for his former campaign chairman accused of conspiracy against the united states and sent to jail for al ged witness tampering. but, what about children fleeing violence and sking asylum with their parents? this will shock you. trump has much less sympathy for them. >> your numbers toda department of homeland security show the impact of the administration's new crackdown egal immigration at the border. over a six-week period nearly 2,000 kids, 1,995 ch, werepa ted from nearly as many adults. >> seth: now, if this policy strikes you as monstrous, an inhumane, and cruel then, you're a decent person. in other words, you are not attorney general jeff sessions. last week sessions defended the policy by citing the bible. >>edllegal entry into the un states is a crime. it should be and must be if u're going to have a legal system and have any limits whatsoever. persons who violate the law of our nation are subject to prosecution. if you violate the law, you subject yourse to prosecution. i would cite you the apostle paul and his clear and wise companion romans 13 to obey the laws of the government because god has ordained the government for his purposes. >> seth: o face. at sessions' have you seen a creepier smile?b he cites tle like a guy challenging someone else's word in scrabble. "wl, i'm sorry, but mr. dictionary doesn't see your word. it's just not in here." also, you know who's gotta be really pissed right now? the apostle paul. you never hear anything about that dude, and then all of a sudd he gets blamed for this i know he is an apostle so he doesn't swear, but seriously. it's hard not to believe he's up there right now saying, "dude, v me the [ bleep ] out of this, i don't --" [ light laughter ] white house press secretary sarah huckabee sanders was asked how the white house could possibly defend that comment and she immediately doteled down in e exchange with a reporter. >> i'm not aware of the attorney general's comments or what he ef would beencing. i can say that it is very biblical to enforce the law. >> seth: i should note, it's also very biblical to stone people to death, to sleep with 600 concubines, to have conversations with flaming bushes and to believe a 500 yeard old man ilt a giant boat and put giraffes on it. [ laughter ] and it got even worse from there. >> that is actually repeated a o numbtimes throughout the bible. however -- [ inaudible ] hold on, jim. y 'll let me finish. again, i'm not going to comment on the attorney's specific comments that i haven't seen. >> you just said it's in the bible to follow the law. >> that's not what i said. and i know it'hard for you to understand even short sentences, i guess. [ audience ohs ] >> seth: he can't understand short sentences? trump's own aides say they have to fill his briefings with le pictures and bpoints. i'm pretty sure his briefing for the north korea summit looked like this. [ laughter and applause ]w, o be clear, this is not a law. it's a policy announced by choice by the trump administration. you just heard sessions and sanders defend it. and they're not the only ones. the "new york time reported over the weekend that one of the central figures in the trump administration pushing for the family separation policy was nonether than senior policy advisor stephen miller. [ lighing cracks ] [ laughter ] over the weekend, miller briefly took human form to take credit for the policy, telling the sitimes it was a simple de by the administration to have a zero tolerance policy for illegal entry period. the message is that no one is exempt from immigration law. wow, you know you're evil when you want credit for a policy this cruel. miller is like a serial killer who leaves clues for the police. in fact he didn't even give that quote to the times he just cut ant letters from a magazin slipped it under a reporter's door. [ laughter and applause ] so again, to be absolutely clear. this is not a law. it's a choice by the administration and they can end it right now. and yet, trump is trying to gaslight the country into thinking it's actually the au democrats' that this policy exists. watch as he just keeps repeating the lie over and over asrt res explain to him that he's wrong. >> do you agree with childawn being take from their -- at the border? >> no, i hate it. i hate the children being taken away.s the democrve to change their law. that's their law. >> so, why has jeff sessions nounced a zero tolerance policy at the border on may 7th. is that not a republican -- >> because, he's followinghe law. >> is that not a republican policy? >> no, he's following laws -- he's following a law -- >> so that was a direct order to -- >> can i answer your question, >> yes. >> you're just asking me the same question over and over. he following laws, very simply, that were given to us, enforced upon us by the democrats. >> but there's no law that says that families have to be e parated at the border. >> the democrats g the laws. >> seth: he just repeats the same lie over and over. and, i'm sorry, but that lie is even less convincing than this one. >> i got a lot of good kisses. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: here's what's really going on. trump is doing this as a bargaining chip. he's holding these children hostage so that he can get his border wall. told the use offici "washington post" last week the thinking in the building is to force people to the table. and trump himself has said as much in his tweets and in his comments to reporters. >> the president tweeted quoting here "the democrats are forcing the breakup of families at the border with their horrible and cruel legislative agenda. any immigration bill must have i full f for the wall and catch and release, visa lottery and chd go to merit based immigration. go for it, win." >> we need a wall, we need border security. we've gotta get rid of catch and release. >> well there's another way to go about it, mr. president. >> the democrats gave us the laws. now, i want the laws to be beautiful, humane but strong.ul >> seth: beauthumane and strong. trump's lies are starting to sound like the tinder profile of a russian scammer trying to catfish you. "my name is kelsey, i am 21, beautiful, humane strong. you send bank routing number, now please?" this policy -- this policy is monstrous and morally repugnant and it is ing done in our name. any elected official who doesn't call for an immediate end to it is complicit. and anyone associated with it eyould resign in disgrace or as trump would put hould go -- >> bing [ laughter ] >> seth: this has been "a closer look." ♪ we'll be right back with fe jesse tyleuson, everyone! 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like, they would have an answer and trump would be like, "bing, bing, bong, bong." ( laughter ) so i think, actually, what we should do is let miss america wear whatever they want, and make presidential candidates wear bikinis. yeah, that's what we should do. which, you know what's weird is-- i know what's weird is i don't know if that makes ted cruz any more or less footing. i don't know. i don't know how i feel about that image. moving on to the world of technology, the world's biggest tech company is making some changes of its own. >> apple has unveiled software for its least devices ios 12 with some exciting new features. >> apple unveiled features to make the deves more appealing. these include new animated emojis and updates to its augmented reality platform. >> there's now group video chats mmodating as many as 32 peop. >> ios 12 will allow to you see how much time you're spending on various iphones and ipad apps and let you put time limits on your usage. >> trevor: okay, first of all, the ipad already has a filter that limits your usage. ? called and that whole 32 people on f

. >> bing, bing, bong, bong, bing, bing, bing. [ laughter ] >> seriously?ump steaks are by far the best tasting most flavorful beef you've ever had. >> out of all the people it could have been, it's this guy? >> i've said that if ivanka weren't my daughter perhaps i'd be dating her. >> ew. >>> joining us now, "new york times" reporter jeremy peters. also with us, founder of cnbc, contributor tom rogers. tom is former ceo of tivo and former president of nbc cable. he serves as the executive chairman of winview and served as counsel to a congressional committee. good to have you on board. >> great having you with us. t tom. you raise an interesting question and suggest that the democrats neutralize the nuclear opti option. >> you write this in your piece, which is fascinating. "many may be surprised to learn that the constitution does not specify the number of justices on the supreme court, it only dictate there is be such a court. it has been left to congress to determine the size of the court. the judiciary act of 1789 set the number at six. in 1807 congres

i'm sort of just staying like a ship, just keep going, bing, bing. but sarah loves this job.he's announced, not with me, i read that same report, somebody put it out, i think it was cbs, she said it's a false report, fake news. at some point i'm sure she'll leave, like everybody leaves, and we'll get somebody else. sarah's done a fantastic job, i don't think she's leaving. >> jimmy: yeah. so she's definitely leaving. she's on linkedin as we speak. when sarah sanders does break out of the white house, like hay kool-aid bursting through a wall, she will almost certainly spend more time with her family and i like to imagine her family time will look something like this. >> can we play on our ipads today? >> my guess would be no. i'll take one last question. >> but we cleaned up all our rooms. >> yeah, we've been very good. >> i know it's hard for you to understand. even short sentences, i guess. >> please, please, please mommy! >> thanks so much, guys. >> jimmy: no more questions. [ cheers and applause ] today was actually an alarming day for king trump. paul manafort went to ja

. >> bing bing.ord hoop. >> that basketball ring. >> and is way too close to his mommy. >> not a day goes by that my mom is not lifting me up in prayer. >> that's right. >> for hours. at a time. >> it's american versus canadian. baller versus blobfish. kimmel versus cruz. the blobfish basketball classic. saturday june 16th. texas southern university. houston, texas. >> i was a mediocre high school player. i rode the bench an awful lot. >> ted man walking. for tickets go to kimmelvscruz.com. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right. if you live in houston or near houston and want to be there live, this is your first chance to do that. go to kimmelvscruz.com for more information. you're coming with me, right, guillermo? >> guillermo: that's right, jimmy. >> jimmy: okay. very good. i mentioned kevin durant is with us tonight. we were in oakland for -- we had a crew up there for games 1 and 2. guillermo was there to get chats with the players. and while we were there we had some fun with a warriors

i'm like a ship, just keep going, bing, bing.job, and she's announced -- not with me, i read that same report. someone put it out, i think it was cbs, but it's fake news. i'm sure she'll leave at some point. sarah does a fantastic job. i don't think she's leaving. >>> it didn't take long for the play of the day between the annual charity baseball game between the democrats and the republicans. first hit to first base and look who scooped it up. that's the house majority leader steve scalise making that play and making a huge comeback, one year after being shot and critically wounded on the practice field. >> i still need two crutches to really move around. i started to be able to walk without crutches, but don't quite have the balance to be able to move at a good pace. i could get any ball hit anywhere around me a year ago, and today the mobility is limited, especially laterally, just moving side to side. that i couldn't do two months ago. >> i don't care whether you're a democrat or a republican or an independent, scalise the bi

♪ ♪ bing bing bang bang bong bong, bang bang plink ♪ >> that's all for tonight.row we'll be back with more "mtp daily." "the beat with ari melber" starts right now. >> our top star tonight is donald trump's unending humanitarian crisis, over 2,000 children orphaned from this executive order rushed out under pressure. our nation continues to bear witness to what happens when cruelty is deployed as policy. that's how these kids were separated. and then what happens when the chief executive office is rife with what can only be called incompetence. the order the president issued yesterday shows how deeply the president and his aides did not understand how border enforcement works. now tonight, donald trump and congressional republicans have very few answers about how to fix these problems that are still the top story in the country that donald trump created. now, most of these recently separated children do remain alone, but we are starting to get stories of some of the exceptions. sources telling the intercept that this video shows what may very well be the first mo

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bing club. >> oh, god, bada bing club, that's a lot already. how could this meeting be used against president trump? >> as a"godfather" fan, i would say corleone is not the character to show up at the bada bingbut if you look at what's happening with north korea, you have so many different nations and their leaders trying to intervene in the process. it's not just syria, it's of course china. as much as the president wants to keep this a bilateral process, he's dealing with an international chess board of all these different players who want to make sure the u.s. isn't a dominant decisionmaker in these negotiations with north korea. >> it's just a week before the summit. we know that north korea just replaced three of its top military officials. does that mean anything? >> we've seen reports from south korea that the military leaders had been replaced in north korea. it does show -- these haven't been verified, but it does show, if true, that kim jong-un is restructuring his power structure. >> all right, it sounds like we just lost robert's audio, but we got the gist of it. we're going to leave it there. >>> up next, we're approaching 9:30. the markets set to open. how are president trump's

. >> no one is binge watching the glower days of "the daily show" when we were on it, right? >> stephen: i am, i am. no, but people are binge"the office." >> it's crazy. >> stephen: they watch it over and over again. a whole new generation is discovering it now. >> yeah, it's kind of ridiculous. young kids who weren't alive when it started come up to me in airports and they're like, "ri-da-da-do! and i'm like right on. >> stephen: it was my honor to be brockry rob. >> that's right. >> stephen: i was your nemesis. thank you so much. >> it was an honor to have you. >> stephen: i get compliments on that and i never even got to be in the same room with you when we did it, because it was all done via remote. >> oh, that's right. you've achieved a lot in your career, and i am extremely proud of you. but i think it's fair to say-- ( cheers and applause ) right. >> stephen: my sense is this isn't going to end well. >> but broccoli rob is your crowning achievement you. >> stephen: can't watch this twice. i want to talk about your career. you're from the south and i'm from the south. southern men are considered to be gentlemen, and y