they always say, "bing crosby went to gonzaga." and of course, we can't verify that because bing crosby has been dead for i don't know how long. i did a little googling this afternoon. there are no famous people who went to gonzaga, other than "bing crosby." and so i looked up bing crosby's movies. and i noticed something. follow along here, look at this. what does that spell? "gonzaga is fake." [ applause ] bingo! bing-o. i rest. come on qanon. you want a real conspiracy? look into this! [ laughter ] florida congressman matt gaetz is having a bad week. after a bombshell report by the "new york times" last night. if you're not familiar with matt gaetz, here is his twitter profile. this should tell you all you need to know. [ laughter ] matt gaetz is basically the shrimp tail in your cinnamon toast crunch. [ laughter ] he is not well liked by anyone. and he's reportedly being investigated by the department of justice. they're looking into whether he had a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old and paid for her travel across state li