. >> he doesn't hear his wife say anything because she's in a birka. >> i wasn't going to go there. >urkey it's very secular. >> nonsmoking birka. >> cages were used but they were used for something else if you remember your history books, to prevent young men or teenage boys from engaging in certain kinds of behaviors when they went to bed. >> yes, reading golden books. >> exactly. anyway, what happens if you end up liking the cage more than smoking? then you've got to start smoking to take up the cage. >> then you have to take up bee keeping. >> all right. oh, yes, i knew i had to do something here. you've got to comment on the show. e-mail us at redeye@foxnews.com. we're hiring. we've given up all of the established ways for hiring because, frankly, we don't like it. we're looking for a production assistant and a booker, somebody who can do my laundry. no, just kidding. where? where do i say that again? and if you have a video of your animal doing something, foxnews.com/redeye. coming up, the post game report from tv's andy levy. boy, that was a sell. >> tonight's post game is made