bring your own birkenstocks. [ light laughter ] >> seth: according to bloomberg, the price of chicken has fallen to a four-year low. >> said black people, "it's a trap!" [ laughter ] >> seth: oh, "it's a trap." like admiral ackbar. >> yeah, only i knew it as admiral blackbar. >> seth: okay. [ light laughter ] according to a new study, lesbians may be more likely to develop type-two diabetes than straight women. >> hmm, i wonder what they're eating. [ laughter and applause ] >> seth: prince harry and meghan markle broke with tradition and served a lemon elderflower cake at the royal wedding. >> yeah, that's how they broke with tradition. [ laughter ] >> seth: hey, amber, would you ever want to be a princess? >> no! >> seth: why not? >> because i'm not interested in a demotion from queen. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: please, please don't encourage this. [ light laughter ] >> cut back to me! [ light laughter ] >> seth: no, hey! [ laughter ] a popular gay blog recently published an article titled "these are the best lesbian sex positions." >> coming in at number one -- whatever lets y