- oh, so the story is biscuit blitz.t's a phone game that all of my friends and i play, and the scoop is, it's fun! - congratulations, carol. took a lot of guts to say something that stupid in front of a room full of people. you should be proud. - well, i don't think it's stupid. biscuit blitz is everywhere right now, actually-- - oh, it's everywhere, huh? that's funny, i don't remember hearing about it this morning from my shoeshine man. - well, i think we should do the story. - fine, katie, you can produce portia's--and i guess carol's--biscuit blitz piece. - [gasps] - i actually have a hacking story that i would really-- - look, portia, i understand why you think some little game is newsworthy, since your last job was at e! co-hosting "fashion 911"-- - um, it was "fashion 9-11," and it was immediately canceled. - but journalists can't just report on what they like. what, should i interview my bird on the show? wait, should i interview my bird on the show? - can you stop mansplaining my job to me and interrupting me ev

these are biscuit blitz's financial records. it's all a bunch of complicated business gibberish. - well, i need you to get this done aqap. - hmm? - that's british for "as quickly as presentable." the stakes are higher than you know. my gram is coming. [dramatic music] - wait, your grandma? who cares? - no, you don't understand. she's not your ordinary gram. she's very cold and we have a tenuous relationship and i really need to impress her... and she owns the network. anyway, see you. - hold up! owns the what-work? [upbeat news broadcast music] ♪ you are such a secretive creep. - it is a private family situation, katie. i don't know everything about your family. well, i do, but that's only 'cause of carol's blog. "i am carol wendelson this is my blog welcome to my blog hello." - how could you have never mentioned this? - it's not that weird, katie. - that is so weird. - it's the weirdest thing i've ever heard, and i'm a season-ticket holder at ripley's believe it or not. pays for itself after 50 visits. - wait a minute. so your

. - wait, gram owns biscuit blitz?at the office? i'm sorry, i didn't hear what you said. - you think my gram is an evil criminal mastermind who's scamming millions of consumers, and you expect me to believe you? - i know. i know. and, no, i don't expect you to believe me, but-- - well, i do. she's the worst. her own grandson's in hospital. she doesn't even come and visit. - so what are you saying? - i'm saying i'm in. [sly music] let's take this bitch down. oh no, looks like somebody needs a new network. when i got this unlimited plan they told me they were all the same. they're not. verizon has the largest, most-reliable 4g lte network in america. it's basically made for places like this. honey, what if it was just us out here? right. so, i ordered you a car. thank you. you don't want to be out here at night 'cause of the, uh, coyotes. ok, thanks, bud. bye. be nice to have your car for some shelter. bye. when it really, really matters, you need the best network and the best unlimited. just $45 per line for four lines.