you a bitch. straight white gal.traight white [ bleep ]. >> bloodworth claims the other inmate called him a derogatory name. >> called me a bitch. you call me a bitch, that's automatic wipedown. >> after bloodworth and the other inmate who declined to speak with us, are separated and placed back in their cells jail officials will determine what disciplinary action will be handed down. >> what did you do? >> crack him with the cuffs, you know what i mean? the cuffs start people fighting, actually worse than physical fighting with your hands and fists. you know what i mean? people get -- i won't be surprised if he's leaking right now. pretty sure they sent his ass to the infirmary. i know. >> delshaun bloodworth faces new consequences for fighting. >> 14 long days. >> it is long days. >> what would do you if someone called you a bitch? >> brothers prepare to say good-bye. >>> yo. [ bleep ] the [ bleep ]. i'm the ice cream man, 20 bills for a lick you can catch me on a strip with that dangle on my hip, long street, be m

you a bitch. straight white gal.eep ]. >> bloodworth claims the other inmate called him a derogatory name. >> called me a bitch. you call me a bitch, that's automatic wipedown. >> after bloodworth and the other inmate who declined to speak with us, are separated and placed back in their cells jail officials will determine what disciplinary action will be handed down. >> what did you do? >> crack him with the cuffs, you know what i mean? the cuffs start people fighting, actually worse than physical fighting with your hands and fists. you know what i mean? people get -- i won't be surprised if he's leaking right now. pretty sure they sent his ass to the infirmary. i know. >> delshaun bloodworth faces new consequences for fighting. >> 14 long days. >> it is long days. >> what would do you if someone called you a bitch? >> brothers prepare to say good-bye. >>> yo. [ bleep ] the [ bleep ]. i'm the ice cream man, 20 bills for a lick you can catch me on a strip with that dangle on my hip, long street, be my team, my aim is

she says, well, stab the bitch, kill her.t's when he takes out the knife. >> adriana ist safe and give the robbers what they want. for adriana, the decision isn't as simple as you might think. only moments earlier, adriana is arriving at her second job as a bartender. stressed and exhausted. >> i had actually lost my job three weeks ago so i had to start working three jobs. and i have a brand new car. and i have this apartment which i'm living by myself. i was going to get evicted if i didn't pay within the next two, three days. >> when the man approaches her, threatening to take the money she needs to pay the bills it flips a switch in her head. >> i told him, don't let him take your money. you earned this. you are giving up everything because of this. and they are taking it away from you. >> after adriana refuses to give the man her purse, she pushes her into the back seat of her car and the two struggle. >> the thing that was just running over and over in my mind is somebody is going to come. just -- it's a bar, for heaven

>> paddy's pub, bitches! >> you guys poisoned the beer? >> yes, dee, we did poison the beer. that was the only way we could beat these little bitches. >> i thought you guys believed in me. you were so proud of me. >> oh, no. >> we knew you were going to choke. >> yeah. >> yeah, we'd knew you pretty much choke under pressure, which is why... >> flip! flip! flipadelphia! flip! flip! flipadelphia! flip! flip! flipadelphia! flip! flip! flipadelphia! (vomiting) flip! flip! flipadelphia! flip! flip! flipadelphia! flip! flip! flipadelphia! ♪ (frank straining) >> yank. rip 'em off. pull 'em off. yank 'em. yank 'em. >> they're not coming off, man. >> these pants are not... we're going to have to burn them off, i think. >> got to get them off, 'cause i got no circulation in my legs. >> yeah, i don't know. >> you've got to be kidding me. >> whoa, whoa, hey. pump your brakes there, pal. slow down for a second. what, what's your problem exactly? >> what's my problem? okay, you know what? you disrespected my business. you vandalized my home, all in the name of some stupid drinking competit

give me your cash, bitch, so we can buy some more heat.ive me your cash, ho, so we can get out the-- give me your cash, ho, cos we uh! >> stephen: i know that ad may seem racist, but if you look past the racism, there's also a real message of misogyny. [laughter] but to the weak minded, that ad is very effective. for instance, they got me to play it on national tv. [laughter] this is why i want my own pac, to make ads like this only less responsible. [laughter] and folks, i may get what i want. because tomorrow at 10 a.m the federal election commission will rule on whether or not i can haz super pac. [cheers and applause] [laughter] yep! [cheers and applause] it's all in the hands of the fec. jimmy, can we see the commissioners? no, jimmy, i didn't say abercrombie and fitch models, i said the fec. [laughter] oh, that's them? damn they're good-looking. my subcommittee just filled the entire chamber. [laughter] tomorrow, i'll be at fec headquarters -- 999 e street north west -- to answer their questions. after the hearing, let's say, eleven-

all they have to do before they whine and bitch to me is read a report in english.or journalists, it's for the american people. uses going broke, sharing the pain, sharing the load. we are all in this together. it was signed by five wonderful democrats including dick durbin and tomcoleburn. when you mention durbin or coleburn to people, they go crazy. five republicans, five democrats, one independent. 60% of the commission voted for it. all you have to do is read it. it hits everybody. don't give me the smoke about hurting the poor. we took care of social security. we gave the lowest 25% social security. then you got veterans and defense contract. you can't do anything. the mess in the kitchen is medicare. i don't care if you call it obama care or elvis presley care, i don't care care. it's there. ryan comes up with a plan to do something about it, they crucify him. we put our plan in and if obama accepted it that day, they would have crucified him. everybody is waiting to be eaten by rats, snails and toads. >> let me ask you a question about this, when you put in t

this is "book of the bitch" by j.m.&evans and kay white.ng for bitches." [ laughter and applause ] i know this is the technical term for a lady dog but it still seems wrong to call them bitches. let's check out the inside here. this is disgusting. this is stages of coitus. figure "a" is mounting. [ laughter ] i've defiantly seen that before, but what the heck is figure "b"? look at this. what is that? [ laughter ] it's called the tie. >> steve: the what? >> jimmy: the tie. i guess the dogs put their butts together or something? i don't know what that is. i've got to read that book. >> don't ask him hither either. >> jimmy: no. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: unfortunately we're down to the last book, you guys. [ audience aws ] this one is about one of the most beloved children's book characters of all time, or is it? it's called "pooh gets stuck." [ laughter ] this book is called "pooh gets stuck." [ laughter ] there you go, you guys. that's all i have for this edition of my "do not read list." if you have a book that you think should be on ou

leave her alone you know idea you might be right i was being kind of a bitch but so what and i have more responses for your comments next week. well the new head of the international monetary fund met with the media today here in washington d.c. this is christine lagarde second day on the job and she takes over the i.m.f. in a very delicate time greece and portugal as budget woes are causing problems for markets worldwide as artie's christine for as our reports most of the mainstream media only want to ask questions about the sex scandal of her predecessor dominique strauss kahn. from violence on the streets of the middle east. to protests in north africa. war in libya. to europe. for portugal's credit rating has been deemed junk. and in greece. were unemployment hovers at about sixteen percent and the debt crisis has sparked anger. in ireland a blanket of despair as people there too have come out to speak out in hopes of igniting change entire cities as well as their policies have been lit up in flames that's really all of this anger stemming from poverty and failed economic polici

can invest up to one hundred million dollars or she loved again to spend big money on equipment to bitch about raising machines a lot of the basic truck cost two hundred thousand pounds on trucks and we can't even make up a hill. basis for getting the foreign staff has experience they have prestigious but we have no nothing holding machine and. i've just written the. little kids if you can't beat them join them. for such a cause so i got a job with a foreign company. where is the deal. both now lets me and father was not will never expose your family can convey to me that sort of thing i know that my first beginning i shared these foreign companies one well as it is no money in trash while this job is for people like me i was i design educated and illiterate you would get this showed us all i know is how to fill up garbage sacks. i can't even read street sign the sign says stop but i keep driving on the light as they take our jobs so modify my because they feel this we are back wards and as much as we prove in these thrown together we have mastered computers and maps remains apollyon dev

you both looked beautiful and that's all -- >> it's a lot ruder to call someone a [ bleep ] bitch at wedding than it is to wear cream. >> by the way, you are a bitch. >> say it to my face. >> i will right now. >> you seem to flash your -- >> no, she didn't. >> when kelly was at your toaster oven cook book shoot. >> i was really hurt by that, by the way. >> have you even looked at your own -- >>>> i didn't show it. i put the legs together. >> you took it as a personal insult? >> it's just rude. >> was your vagina rude to kelly? [ applause ] >> jimmy: they should have all the reality shows on a boat and that way if they get out of hand, just throw them over the side. a new study published says time travel is impossible. the study says that a single foe on the can't move faster than the speed of light which means it's scientifically impossible for humans to travel through time. i find this confusing because i once saw a documentary called "bill and tend's excellent adventure" that said the opposite. are you telling me you know more than keanu rooechreeves? i don't think so. what kind of

what are you doing here, you son of a bitch? cut the [ bleep ].can walk in here and say you're sorry after what you did? i'm done with that "star wars" crap and i'm done with you. haven't you heard? i'm in can cowboys and aliens." daniel craig's my wookie bitch now. get the hell out. out! get out of here! get out! i don't want to talk to you. get out of here. and don't come back! she was my wife! she's still spitting up hair balls! >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- from "cowboys and aliens," olivia wilde. adam beach. music from chris young. and jon favreau directs our show. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ >> dicky: and now, i reckon, it's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. well, thank you very much. welcome. howdy, i should say. i'm jimmy. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. just for the record, i want everyone to know, i'm not a cowboy, i'm a cowman, okay? we have a theme tonight. it's like a regisnd kelly halloween show. tonight, we pay tribute too th

but i've seen a lot more just regular weak bitches looking at a year try and kill their self. >> laterino tried to do. when officers did a routine check on her cell, she was passed out. she had torn off a piece of her night gown and had tightened it around her neck. >> i could see her on a gurney. her face was already turning blue. so, yeah. >> the staff cut the cloth from her neck and successfully revived her. she was immediately transferred to medical. >> i'm glad they got here. she's got too much family that loves her. she doesn't need to leave like that. >> with trevino in the medical unit, the atom 100 pod is a very different place. >> with the three of them in there, apkaw, simpson and lopez, they are all relatively calm inmates. they don't deal with anything, they sleep all day. they sleep all night. when trevino was there, she would really provoke people into acting poorly. and that's just her nature. >> yeah, she kind of connects all of us here. so, yeah, it's been a little more quiet. >> but the pod isn't quiet for long. one week later, trevino was returned to her cell. >> i

. >> you told the lady at the parole board [ bleep ] and you called her a bitch and a whore. >> i fell a staff member. >> this is the love of my life. >> david and i had known each other for seven months when we finally got caught. >> what happened? >> it was a bad choice, but i would not take it back for anything. >>> we have an inmate by the name of conrad salazar. >> this is how you get escorted everywhere you go. >> we will transfer him from the level six facile toy to the level five facility. >> we have issues related to the classification individual who ises a inside to him. this individual made recent threats in the past, so we need to move him on the al aerntive housing unit. he is short sentence, and getting out soon, so it is in the best interest of the classification officer to get out of here. >> what does he know at this point? >> he doesn't know anything at this point. at this point, he is under the assumption that he is going to be escorted to medical at which time i will advise him of what is going to occur. >> because it appears to be an isolated incident staff moved c

. >> stephen: evidently the chinese symbol for crisis is also the symbol for "i wants my money, bitch." (laughter) china has been spooked by reports that rating agencies like fitch and moody's may drop the country's credit rating. but they shouldn't worry, folks, because just yesterday fitch reported that even if we defaulted they'd only drop us from a.a.a. to b+. i mean, b+ is fine. who needs straight as? we'd look like fiscal nerds. (laughter) and a.a.a. to b+ is a drop of only 13 levels, putting us on par with zambia. (laughter) that could be good for us. after all, zambia's life expectancy is just 38. so social security and medicare, solved. (laughter) so, folks, just remember even if we default on august 2 we'll be no worse off than subsaharan africa. but i don't even buy that august 2 cutoff date. and i'm not alone. jim? >> is that august 2 deadline really a deadline? >> this is the fourth time they have set this artificial limit. >> here we are up against an august 2 deadline. >> these are arbitrary dates made up out of thin air. >> these dates and times are made up! >> stephen

. - actually, i loaned it to both of you, ladies, so-- - bill, you son of a bitch, i'm gonna kill you! - what-- how many mistresses do you have? - mistress? i'm his wife. kids, let's go. - yeah, come on, kids. let's go home. - no, no, no, no, no. not you, bill. now, i want this to be over with right now. so how much does he owe you? - what? - how much does he owe you, whore? how much does he owe you for the sex? - oh, no, no, no, no, no. no, no, no. i'm not a prostitute. i think that's clear, you know. - oh, well, congratulations. you're the only woman he didn't have to pay to sleep with. you must be very proud of yourself. [tires squealing] - wait! no, no! oh, god damn it. [tires squealing] - yeah. well. the, uh, gravity of my situation just set in, so... - let's go get you a divorce, huh? - yeah, yeah, yeah. - yup. - you guys have any questions? - yeah, i got a question. what's in the fanny pack? - oh, check this out, mac and dennis. just a little victory dance. thought maybe we could hang out later. - n--um... - oh, mr. reynolds. - oh, uh, i'm sorry. what are you doing here? - well

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that spot in this preseason tournament by beating a seminar on penalties slot and they brought him a bitch open for the talons and said minutes into the sonali lies midway through the first tall about giordani our this for them straight to the second half we go where milan to believe again through plots all in the sixty minutes. however our way of ten minutes to go all the sound to a level math is forcing penalties and it was the brazilians who rode their luck in the penalty shootout settling place. and the new york manchester united method four times against m.l.s. all stars in front of a sold out red bull arena back him with open for the house early on but song a strike missed the tie gets his former side dominated throughout afterwards on the scene set up by uni maybe one nil on twenty minutes here than an individual effort from jason clarke in the dying moments of the first down stretch their advantage to do nothing. rooney helped his side to further extend the laid off to the break as well looping the pass over analyze the fence to deny it's a bird but those who scored after a deflect

. >> and to get that son of a bitch. >> reporter: will there be more? >> hey, i'm italian, what can i tell you? >> reporter: at 73, panetta has already had a lifetime of public service. and he told us today he took the pentagon job because he loves the work. and so far, brian, there's no holding him back. >> all right, jim miklaszewski traveling with the secretary tonight. jim, thanks. >>> now we turn to libya where the uprising against moammar gadhafi is now entering it's fifth month and is at a stalemate. and while we have been hearing a lot about the rebel forces in benghazi, east of the capital, the big push now is from the western front, a lot closer to tripoli. nbc's mike tiabbi is thehere inn maloot. where the rebels say they're preparing for an all-out assault on gadhafi's center of power. mike, good evening. >> reporter: brian the rebels here say they have a better shot at getting to tripoli and getting to moammar gadhafi than those in the east who have been stalled hundreds of miles away for months. but gadhafi is fighting back too, turning hi

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>> no, i'm not acting, you bitch! i think i've broke my hip. why is this damn stage so slippery?oans) >> all: charlie! charlie! >> hey, there he is! charlie boy! >> this floor is slippery, man. >> old school slippery 'cause i waxed it real good with this awesome power waxer that the school provided me. i did this whole place in, like, two hours. >> oh, nice. >> whoa, that's impressive. >> yeah. >> dee inspired me. she said, "you're an awesome "janitor, charlie. "you can make this whole school slippery." i said, "sure, i'll give it my best shot." then she's, like, "let's be best friends." and i was, like, "sure, i'll give that my best shot, too." so we're best friends now. >> yeah, that's quite a conversation you had with her, isn't it? >> mm-hmm. what do you guys want? >> oh, well, we, uh, we came to ya because we wanted to tell you that we're sorry for picking schmidty over you, and we feel like we made a big mistake, and we want you back, buddy. (voice breaking): and, uh, we pushed him out of a moving car for you. i can't do it. >> what is wrong with you? all right, i'll handle