>> bitch face. >> jimmy: the bitch face. >> bitch face. yes. >> jimmy: now, explain to me what bitch face is again. because i remembered i brought this up with friend tavi gevinson once. >> i've been told over the years by my mother and some boyfriends that i have a very, very good bitch face. and so i perfected it for the show, "scream queens." chanel, my character, gives a a lot of bitch face. >> jimmy: okay, could you teach me how to do it or everyone at home? >> i'll teach everyone at home. okay. >> jimmy: how to do a good bitch face? >> so firstly, you have to narrow your eyes like you're really mad. and then purse your lips. and the key is to twitch your mouth a little bit, like, oh you don't know what i'm about to say to you. so it's a little like -- quick. >> jimmy: okay. >> because otherwise, people are like, what are you doing? [ light laughter ] you have to get out. >> jimmy: you got to get in and get out. ready? >> like bitch face and then get out. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. look at me, bitch. >> let's see it. >> jimmy: l

better have my money bitch better have my money pay me what you owe me bitch better have my bitch better have my bitch better have my money [ cheers and applause ] >> justin: oh, my gosh. mic drop. mic drop. >> jimmy: i think it's -- >> justin: mic drop. mic drop. >> jimmy: mic drop? >> justin: mic drop. >> jimmy: i have a feeling you're -- let's use my good hand if i'm going to win. [ laughter ] i have a feeling i know. justin timberlake, you're judging this battle. what are your thoughts? bitch better have my money [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to ellen degeneres, justin timberlake. we'll be right back with music from macklemore and ryan lewis! [ cheers and applause ] r with a rebel yell more, more, more, t more, more billy, you're a genius. thank you. yes, now qualified bank of america customers can get more, more, more with our preferred rewards program. more rewards they'll actually use. actually, they get more, more, more, more, more, more, more. [ laughs ] could you try that? no. oh. the preferred rewards program from bank of america. get rewards you'll actually use.

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[ cheers and applause ] bitch better have my money bitch better have my money bitch better have my money don't act like you forgot bitch better have my money don't act like you forgot hey [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we'll be right back with more "tonight show," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] (man) hmm. what do you think? (stranger) good mornin'! (store p.a.) attention shoppers, there's a lost couple in the men's department. (vo) there's a great big un-khaki world out there. explore it in a subaru crosstrek. love. rushing to work all those years from time in the service... to different jobs... to community college... all that hard work, it matters. o it's why we, at university of phoenix, count your relevant work and college experience as credits toward your degree. when broker chris hill stays at laquinta and fires up free wi-fi, with a network that's now up to 5 times faster than before you know what he can do? let's see if he's ready. he can swim with the sharks! book your next stay at lq.com! come on my love, tell me what it's all about you've got somethin', that i can't liv

great, if we can tie this print to price, we'll get that son of a bitch. only if your sister agrees. she better agree, he's trying to kill our brother. something smells good. minestrone. i'd offer you some, but i know i'd have to check with your dcpi first. i'm not following. garrett and i had a chat today. did you? more like an ambush, actually. gave me an earful, too. well, he wasn't speaking for me. so, you're fine with what i said on the videotape? no. you were out of line, pop. doesn't mean i was wrong. i can't do the things you used to do. nor do i want to. jamie would be safe by now if you could. that's unknowable. at least i would've got the message out-- you screw with a cop, you pay a price. even if you have to tune up some innocent people while you're at it? all that mattered was that my men were safe. even like the guy that i talked about on the videotape. he had no idea that he had almost been killed. you didn't want his thanks. i knew you'd be grateful. (sighs) judge: you follow football, ms. reagan? lifelong jets fan. so that's where you lea

>> who you calling a bitch, bitch? [ cheers and applause ] i should call you little debbie because you are one fake-ass cookie. [ laughter ] >> steve: give me one good reason why i don't throw this drink in your face? >> enough of this. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] so you wanna be cookie, huh? [ laughter ] take these cookies. [ laughter ] hey, i'm good! it's all good. i'm all right now. >> jimmy: no, no, no! it's neither of you. i decided that my legacy can only be entrusted for one person. you the true heir to, "the tonight show" on nbc. >> i'm back, boo-boo kitty. i'm back. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much everybody, that was "jim-pire." my thanks to terrence howard, we love you, terrence howard. taraji p. henson, and donald trump for helping us out with that. to watch it again, visit our youtube page. at youtube.com/fallontonight. stick around, we'll be right back with anne hathaway. [ cheers and applause ] across america, people... ...are taking charge of their type 2 diabetes... ...with non-i

>> those who don't know, a mitch is a male term for a bitch.n't know if you guys knew it or not. yes, of course i am. man. i have a lot of mitch ways that are still with me that i don't plan on getting rid of any time soon. so yes, i am very much a male bitch, yes, me, yes. >> trevor: you you are a comedic rock star, that is what you are. i see you on instagram, doing crazy push-ups, all ripped up. your. >> pie body looks amazing. >> yeah, your body looks amazing and you are an action star, ride along. that was the first time, i saw you hyping it but i didn't know you had become an action star. >> yes, i'm a firm believer i can do whatever i put my mind to. i think comedy is something that opened up a lot of doors. and those doors that i chotion to walk through were joyous. i was like oh my god, i get to go on action movies. oh my god, i get to do comedy, drama. >> trevor: the height thing was always my concern. >> i don't know-- i have no idea what you are talking about. height, height is a perception. it's what you think it is. i don't-- i do

nicki said, this bitch that had a lot to say about me the other day in the press. and then the camera cut to miley who looked shocked and upset. then the camera cutback to nicki who mouthed the word "don't play with me, bitch." and then kanye announced he was running for president. and then the world ended. so, any, anyone have any question as but that? of course, the big news from last night was kanye west, long rambling. i don't want to call it a speech. speeches are something people prepare. taylor swift presented kanye with a video vanguard award. supposed to speak two minutes. he went on for 13 minutes. kanye west continues to say the things that are on nobody's mind, not even his mind. he didn't, i don't want to make you sit through the whole thing. i asked guillermo to put together an abbreviated version of what kanye said. let's welcome guillermo off to the stage now. guillermo, where are you? [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: bro, bro, bro. thank you for the award, taylor swift. you are gracious. i'm sorry i said your video was not as good as beyonce.

gary: yeah, my wife will come in and yell at me and bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, and i just leave. lemonis: yeah. hi. i'm marcus. are you sue? sue: marcus! lemonis: nice to meet you. sue: oh! i love it that you're here! you don't know what we've been going through, marcus. lemonis: well, tell me about it. sue: gary can drive you nuts the way he does his books. you know, when there's not enough money here, he'll it realty, and then, you know, that's the tenants' checks that are coming, you know. there are times that i'm like this. lemonis: and so, are you out of the financials now? sue: i want to be. yeah. lemonis: but i thought your daughter did the books. sue: yeah, she just started. she could see it, you know, that i just don't have it in me anymore. right now, we can only pay, like, one or two people a week, and that's it. lemonis: how's payroll getting made? sue: gary was able to put a few thousand dollars aside, and he made payroll last week. lemonis: it's that tight? sue: marcus, i'm behind two months on my mortgage. lemonis: at home, you mean? sue: yeah. i get my verizon sh

i think it's a bitch move on t.j.'s part, and i think it's a bitch move on urijah's part not recognizing it. recognize the enemy. recognize the enemy. that's what i will say. oh, i know the enemy. stop being a [bleep] man up. that's the fight to make. you ain't got nothing left. that's the only fight you have. i mean, what else has he got? man: all right, guys, let's do this. to the scale, please, sascha. [ cheers and applause ] whoo! 155. -yeah. [ applause ] to the scale, please, chris. -yeah! -whoo! this is an interesting fight. you know, i think that obviously gritz has a lot more experience. he trains with ben henderson and is gonna have exceptional wrestling and ground. 154 1/2. [ applause ] -yeah! -whoo! and i think that sascha has less experience. i think sascha's gonna want to keep this fight standing and try to turn it into a slugfest. that's indian, is it? wow. looks irish. that looks exactly like the irish flag, only for the thing in the middle. oh... pummel under. because you go in there, and there's a guy,

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- ( car alarm blares ) you heard me, you bitch-ass noncom bitch. you ain't deaf. take it up the damn chain of command or you can kiss my lily-white ass. ( laughs ) that's right. that's what i said. you heard me. and then this idiot, he takes a swing,

i mean, this bitch loves to eat, for real.ughter] now, trip. - that's a great joke! - lisa's had so much sex with so many different brothers, we've even gave her rap names for her fat ass. notorious p.i.g. you gonna like this one, russell. ton dmc. busta busta nut in your face. and my favorite, snoop chili dog in your mother-[bleep]-in' mouth. [laughter] mm-mm-mm. hey, marlee. marlee. you're so fine. having sex with you would be like rolling up on someone. you'd never hear me coming. now trip. i walked past marlee's dressing room tonight when she was, uh, going over her lines, and it sounded like someone was clubbing a seal. [laughter] whitney cummings. look at your fine, little skinny ass sitting up there. i roll blunts fatter than you, but you've been passed around a little bit more. but right now, things are popping for whitney, y'all. everybody in hollywood is talking about her, and they all saying the same thing. "i think that bitch gave me herpes." this is a ugly business, man. i mean, look at jeff ross. he's one ugly mo

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and she said that her bitch that put her back on track to the highest court in the land, better bitch. [laughter] is great. i've got to get t-shirts made. [laughter] it's a great story. and i think that it would make a wonderful musical. [laughter] thank you. [applause] .. i was sitting at lunch and we were talking about the importance of relationships in the story of that relationship. he asked if i knew in my area of specialty, people who had relationships and i said yes i do. as we were sitting there at lunch i said to him let's call it sisters-in-law. i thought about this for a long time. [laughter] this title is now on the book and i thought of it. [applause]. >> my favorite thing is well behaved women never make it. >> thank you for being with us. as as i understand it, president clinton first interviewed stephen breyer to go. he was running a fever and did not want to go at all. he then interviewed ruth bader ginsburg. my question is, if breyer had been well and interviewed more to clinton's liking, do you think, and he had nominated breyer, do you think years later he would've

>> those who don't know, a mitch is a male term for a bitch.idn't know if you guys knew it or not. yes, of course i am. man. i have a lot of mitch ways that are still with me that i don't plan on getting rid of any time soon. so yes, i am very much a male bitch, yes, me, yes. >> trevor: you you are a comedic rock star, that is what you are. i see you on instagram, doing crazy push-ups, all ripped up. your. >> pie body looks amazing. >> yeah, your body looks amazing and you are an action star, ride along. that was the first time, i saw you hyping it but i didn't know you had become an action star. >> yes, i'm a firm believer i can do whatever i put my mind to. i think comedy is something that opened up a lot of doors. and those doors that i chotion to walk through were joyous. i was like oh my god, i get to go on action movies. oh my god, i get to do comedy, drama. >> trevor: the height thing was always my concern. >> i don't know-- i have no idea what you are talking about. height, height is a perception. it's what you think it is. i don't-- i

the land, better bitch then mouth. it's a great -- i will get t-shirts made. [laughter] it's a great story, and i just think it would make a really wonderful musical. [laughter] thank you. [applause] >> if you would like to ask questions, if you don't ask questions i will call on you. i was a law professor for many years. i'm going to call on you and we will create a dialogue. so somebody, please. >> i have a really short and simple question. how did you or whomever come up with this brilliantly eloquent title of "sisters in law"? >> i was sitting at lunch with my agent, one point either brother david, and agent david, so it's hard. so sitting at lunch with david and we're talking about the importance of relationships and stories about relationships. and he asked me whether i knew in my area of specialty people who had an extreme relationship and i said to him yes, as a matter of fact, i do. sandra day o'connor and ruth bader ginsburg. he led off. were sitting at lunch. and i said you know, you could call it "sisters i

. >> i have a hard time making friends but the friends i do have are real bitches. >> located on the banks of the cumberland river, they call it music city, usa. the birthplace of country music. but on the outskirts of nashville, tennessee, is a place where the heartbreak and loss of country lyrics are a reality for more than 700 women. this is the tennessee prison for women. >> we have everything here from forgery to murderers. it does look like a college campus. but we have surveillance cameras everywhere. we have random strip searches. we have cell searches. our main objective is to keep the inmates safe and our staff. we want our staff to be able to go home to their families every day. >> hey, hey, move, move, move, move. >> fight! >> hey, everybody in their cell now! >> in here, just as in any men's prison, correctional staff can find themselves in the middle of a sudden outbreak of violence. >> sit down, sit down. up to unit one. >> go to your room. shut the doors. >> if you all don't get in your cells, i'm going to take taking everybody to jail. >> you don't have to do this, m

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the bitch. >> she had laid out some pictures of timmothy.card, all nice and neat. >> it's apparent from the note that she left behind that she did not want timmothy to be with jim, but what her motivation was behind that, we have not been able to determine because there's no evidence that jim was abusive in any way, shape or form to his child. the note stated that tim is somewhere safe with people who love him and will take care of him. we immediately began treating it as if it were a child abduction. when you get to the last known location of where timmothy and amy had been, it's predominantly farmland. any one of those locations is a spot where she could have done a hand off to someone. has two layers of pain relief. the first is fast. the second lasts all day. we give you your day back. what you do with it is up to you. tylenol®. turn to roc® retinol correxion®. one week, fine lines appear to fade. one month, deep wrinkles look smoother. after one year, skin looks ageless. high performance skincare™ only from roc®. ♪ >> since we had found

. >> we'll be stuck with this son of a bitch forever. >> forever. >> and then a few hours later, it's >> seeing groups with you going toward the martyrs square, demanding their rights, at that moment you feel that you can do anything, that this -- you can -- this is going to happen. if it didn't, well, i'll die trying doing it. at least we'll die like men doing it. ♪ >> so much has changed around town. so much is changing. new music, graffiti. these things, they mean something. ♪ [ chanting ] >> but centuries of strict social and religious values keep some things solidly the same. alcohol, for instance, is strictly forbidden. men and women follow hierarchal roles as before. since the revolution, there's a tug-of-war over what is acceptable. ♪ >> outside a mosque in the medinah, men fill the narrow street to celebrate muhammad's birthday. ♪ snacks are passed around. women watch and record from the rooftops. ♪ ♪ ♪ there aren't a lot of conflicts in the world where there's a clear bad guy. clearly, there was a bad guy here. >> exactly. i mean, the one thing about gadhafi is he believed h

and he's a fun son of a bitch. play? >> meaner than hell, funny to watch, fun to be with. >> jimmy: one last thing if you would be so kind. we'ven on the air now almost 13 years. this is your first time here. group of people, we call it the crockett pocket. they come to the show. they've been so excited. just wave at them. [ cheers and applause ] >> wow. >> jimmy: you don't have to come anymore! >> whatever you're taking, cut it in half. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's don johnson, "blood and oil" premieres sunday night at 9:00 on abc. looking for a delicious taste that lifts you up? try lipton sparkling iced tea. the perfect combination of fruit flavors, iced tea, and light carbonation. lipton sparkling iced tea. refreshingly uplifting! my cut hurt. >>mine hurt more. >>mine stopped hurting faster! neosporin plus pain relief starts relieving pain faster and kills more types of infectious bacteria neosporin plus pain relief kills the germs. fights the pain. (in a french accent) we're changing. old navy. old navy. (speaking

the bitch. >> she had laid out some pictures of timmothy.mothy's id card, all nice and neat. >> it's apparent from the note that she left behind that she did not want timmothy to be with jim, but what her motivation was behind that, we have not been able to determine because there's no evidence that jim was abusive in any way, shape or form to his child. the note stated that tim is somewhere safe with people who love him and will take care of him. we immediately began treating it as if it were a child abduction. when you get to the last known location of where timmothy and amy had been, it's predominantly farmland. any one of those locations is a spot where she could have done a hand off to someone. ♪ m safe and accessible anywhere. my drivers don't have time to fill out forms. tablets. keep it all digital. we're looking to double our deliveries. our fleet apps will find the fastest route. oh, and your boysenberry apple scones smell about done. ahh, you're good. i like to bake. add new business services with at&t and get up to $500 in total

. >> life's a bitch, man, that's what you get for being wild. don't be wild. slow your road. be more calm. you miss out on everything that's precious to you if you're wild like me. i ain't going to do that no more. that [ bleep ] sucks. >>> coming up, in spite of his troubles inside prison, family members show another side of jonathan hall. >> he loved animals. >> yeah, that's your daddy. >> and later, roy slagle's cell extractions become an internet phenomena. >> oh, check this out. >> slagle is really a cyborg from the future, so tasing him won't help. haven't you seen "terminator?" 0 >>> it's been a rough spell for jonathan hall. over a two-day period, he got angry with correctional staff for photographing gang graffiti in his cell. he has had two cell extractions in which he was sprayed with burning oc gas. he's been put in a stripped-down cell and ordered to eat meal loaf after throwing his dinner at the door. but eventually he calmed down and spoke to us about what is really important to him. >> probably the most important piece of property i have is my pictures. it's m

this is about people wining and bitch i bitching and moaning. the number one cause of death for young black men is homicide at the hands of other young black men. and the number one killing of white males is car accidents. if the black lives matter want to do something, come down here where black people are being victimized. >> you are preaching to the chir. i think they need to pay more attention to black on black crime. >> it requires attention in terms of policemen who are trained and have authority in the state. >> it was not necessary. there was a legitimate movement. >> equal feeling. >> it is 57 times higher, the incident of black on black crime than incidents involving the police. >> so we should ignore the police problems? >> no. but people have rushed to judgment and been wrong. the president was wrong on michael brown and on trayvon martin. >> get out of here. >> yeah. >> and blacks are six times more likely to be victimized by murder. that's why the cops are there. what this black lives matter has done is caused an increase in cops b

>> i was in one of my bitch moods. i was pms'ing. they brought me a midol and a snickers and i got it together. >> outside of jail, elijah performs as a drag queen under the stage name shamia. in jail, elijah has been known to dress up as a woman using sheets and towels. >> somedays he will tell you he is a woman and somedays a man. some days he's dressed in women's type clothing that he modifies. his behavior changes depending on the mood he is in. >> this is shamia. >> i'm going to come get you in another 20 minutes or so to do five minutes on the kiosk. >> yes, sir. >> okay? >> thank you. >> elijah says he does not identify as transgender he does draw comfort from his female persona. >> i look better as a woman and a lot of women say i i look good as a man. i think i look good as a female. i look more like my mama when i dressed up. and this is shamia. i don't think i want to be a woman full time. i think it's hard. dressing up would be just fine. >> despite the moments of levity from elijah, officers remain on guard, knowing his

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as we saw one image of a child, the photograph of a lifeless 3-year-old boy face down on a bitch ledo many seeing the crisis differently and provoked news outlets to rescore coverage of the largest story. the starting point is the hungarian capital budapest. having survived the trip across the mediterranean to the shores of europe and heading overland, for many, it's destination germany. the refugees made it to hungary to find the government had already put them on its political agenda. >> one of those was a campaign, there was 1,000 billboards around hungary saying if you come to hungary, don't take the jobs of hungarians, respect the laws of hungary, and certain slogans, interestingly in the hungarian language - who were they aimed at, probably not the migrants. >> translation: and then the right wing press of the government party took up the narrative. story after story of terrorists posing as refugees saying that they are saying and spread disease across hungary. the media campaign fuss generated, the government was not prepared or organised. while the media continues the refugee

. ♪ bitch better have my money >> oh, she's getting that money.ook at these fans lining up for highly anticipated new fragrance, riri. >> i just wanted to make the fragrance that reflected the fun, flirty, sassy side. riri has down. this is all about girls and feeling that femininity and confidence when you go out. >> wonder if i spray a little riri on my wife when she takes out of control instagram pictures. anyway, rihanna is celebrating her tenth year in the music business and it's been one he will rhell of a run. 13 top 100 number ones and 54 million albums worldwide. things work out for her. >> that's the accurate way to put it. well, the popularity of pope francis, the first primetime pope. the pontiff sat down for a virtual audience that will air this friday on abc's 20/20. he spoke with americans across the country with host david muir. >> do you have a message for america? >> he said, i'm praying for all of you. the people of the united states. and i ask you to pray for me. >> sitting in vatican city, he answered questions. a pope is neve