double-o bitch! but there are ways to avoid resting bitch face. your resting face should be happy and inviting. take this stock photo of a random guy we found on the internet: his teeth are showing, his cheeks are raised. he looks like a friend to everyone. we should all try to look more like that. he's who? ohhh. right. okay. i've got to do more research. now someone whose face has come under a lot of scrutiny lately is presidential candidate ted cruz. writing in "psychology today," a neurologist at george washington university said that ted cruz's face is notably unsettling and exhibits atypical expressions. what's not to like about this face? (laughter) it's like a bad high school yearbook photo where the photographer was like, "chin up just a bit. ok, now look extremely constipated. perfect." i mean, he looks like a balloon two weeks after a party. the neurologist who conducted this study has said that he's never actually seen a conventional smile out of ted cruz. to be fair, the neurologist who did this study was ben carson. i mean, you have

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(elevator bell dings) tell me we got the son of a bitch. wish i could. that's not the answer i want to hear, dino. yes, sir. morning, baker. morning, sir. castillo was shot. that would've slowed him down. he hasn't turned up in any e.r. in the tri-state. i've got the whole department out looking. half of them are doing it on their own time. who'd you put with the family? johnson and garcia. they came up in the ranks together. and on the case? sergeant gormley said he gave it to the best detective he's got. (sighs) (indistinct shouting) get on the ground! move it! ba away from that sink! on the ground now! turn around, get on the ground, put your hands behind your head! where's your boss? who? you heard me. castillo. yo, we're just cleaning crew. yeah? my cleaning lady keeps a bazooka, too. still enough here to send you down the drain. what's your name? ticky. ticky, you want a break? give up the cop killer. like he said, we don't know anything. fine, you want to play stupid with me, get your handsp on the sink. move! i got all the time in the world till

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son of a bitch. would you look at that? funny, but joey fabrizio's wanted in connection for a jewelry store robbery. stuff similar to this. how much heroin does a rock like that buy you, trevor? i don't know where they... hey! shut your mouth. i'm gonna give you two choices: you're gonna give me an address where i could find joey, or i'm gonna stick this down your lying thro, you understand me? good. start talking. i want this guy alive. two more. come on, go. (rattling) h! hey! hold up! he's on the run! (officers shouting) hold it, joey! officer: ...somebody cover the windows! subject exited a window onto the alley. officer: freeze! put your hands in the air and drop to your knees. officer: on your knees! on your knees! you got nowhe to go, joey. hey! i'm not dying in jail. you don't have to die at all. just take it easy. all right? lower your weapons. everyone, lower your weapons right now! it's just me and you here, all right? okay? you cooperate here, we can work something out. with a dead cop? it ain't happening. let's

how long was the trip stupid bitch cop. you're dead. hey. take it easy. you think they're gonntake it easy? this is stuff any serb would know. you got three days. you better cram. what a ai missing here, sid? have patrol break them up in an orderly fashion. the crowds are there because apparently an empanada in the bakery's window looks like the virgin mary. yeah. looks like her how? i don't have the forensics, sir, but it's clearly more of a cultural religious thing and not just a traffic thing. uh, have patrol put up barricades and punt this over to community affairs. commissioner, i'm sorry to bother you, but sarah grant is here. she said she could wait, but... i'm gonna need ten. okay. hey. i'm so sorry. i-i told her i could wait. well, baker'pretty good at reading faces, and yours says that something can't wait. i can't stop thinking about him. that he actually wrote me do you want to read the letter? n-no. want to go and meet him. face-to-face. (sighs) to what end? i try and push him out of my head, and i can't. for the first time in years, i just c

son of a bitch yep. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. it is one of -- i mean they played i the audi never hrd it. they just ca out. standing ovation after they finished. they rocked the crap out of th place. was unbelievable. it'susamazing. and like thelbum shot off th charts. they're hereonight. 's another jam. it's unbelievable. nathaniel rali a t nightswes. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers andppus] on of a bitch give me a drink >> jimmy: "i need never get old" is the song. needed to fail i needed your lo that's all youet. steve: what? immy: that's all you get right there. >> steve: that's it? what? >> jim: you gotta wait. you gotta wait. you gotta wait for theoods, man. >> steve: oh. >>immy: you gotta it for chrimas to come. you know what i'm saying? >> steve: and christ a the end of the show. >> jmy: exactly. and thiel rateliff is here withhe nigeats. they're gonna do a song. [ cheers and applae ] "i neeneveget old." guys, toy's friday, and that's usuallyhen i tch up on psonal stuff. you know, i check inbox, i return some emai, and of cour,

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son of a bitch. sid, can i talk to you a sec? i got a big head, but i'm all ears. the commissioner likes you. you remind him of who he was as a cop. that's why you're valuable around here. that's nice to hear. but he's not a cop on the beat anymore, he's the commissioner. i know that. do you? so you can't light him up like that, sid. i didn't light up anything. you used the word "terrorist." if it walks like a duck... i don't want to get ck on that treadmill. the point is, it's our job to steer the commissioner to his best decision, not your first instinct. i'll take that as an insult. don't. then what do you mean? i just think, in the next few months, maybe it's best if you followed my lead. my instinct is what got me here, garrett. that's what cops rely on. to my point, you're not in the field. there's finesse, gradations, options and impacts to be considered. i'm not here to tap dance. i'm not saying you are, but... 'cause then the commissioner would have two of you instead of one of you and one of me. there's a learning curve, sid. and i'm on it. you want to be

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you know it's against the law to do what you're doing, bitch. >> i've been there. i'm still here. 25 years. >> you better get your ass out there. >> 25 years i've been here. >> we'll see if you're still going to be here. [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. i don't care nothing about you. you ain't [ bleep ] me, bitch. >> every day we're going to take care of you. he's not happy. he had a copy of a quarterly newsletter that our department puts out. it's put out for the employees. it's not even put out for the inmates. i don't know where he got it from and it's not something he's allowed to have in his cell. he started claiming it was evidence in a legal trial that he was in and that's why he got mad. when somebody talks to you like that your first reaction is getting mad. in this job, you hear that every day. you have to be thick-skinned enough to let it roll off. he's not talking to the person. he's talking to the blue suit. you can't take it personally. try to let it go on, let about your business. treat it as a professional thing, not a personal thing. do the paperwork you're