he is our son of a bitch." noriega went too far. the cia used him to get information about fidel castro in cuba. then found out he was giving information about the cia to castro. they decided not to turn a blind eye to his large scale drug dealing anymore. especially when he started attacking america. " i say to the north americans, stop threatening because i am not afraid of death." by 1989, president george h.w. bush had had enough. noriega's threats and attacks on americans in panama created an imminent danger to the 35,000 american citizens in panama. hid in the vatican embassy in panama city. the u.s. army bombarded the building with heavy metal music at unbearable levels. in 1990 he was flown to miami and charged with drug trafficking. although the defense argued the cia had known about this, he was sentenced to 40 years in jail in 1992. pineapple face, as he was known from his acne scars, was finally humiliated. at home, crowds rejoiced. some waved teddy bears come a because a weirdly noriega used to col

he kept calling me a bitch. when we started to beef over lunch. and i was like you a bitch man.bleep ] you say to the detectives. >> that was the right thing for me to, do was to tell. if anybody -- if anybody do anything to anybody's food they deserve to be told on. >> it wasn't a real thing. it was a joke. i mean, if anybody else would have said that in that pod, if they were giving their sandwiches away and said, oh, how's the extra mayonnaise on your sandwich, everyone would be laughing. >> but merithew is not just anybody else. he's been twice convicted of having sexual intercourse with other men and not disclosing his hiv status. deputy flynn is assigned to merithew's unit. >> his comment about what he did to the sandwiches caused immense problems in my pod. and it puts me in jeopardy, puts my partners in jeopardy and everybody in the pod in jeopardy. it didn't just contain to d-3. it went down to d-2. i've heard m-2, m-3 all over the jail, and i just hope i never get a report like that again. >> merithew was awaiting sentencing on his latest conviction of failure to discl

- oh, you dumb bitch! butters, this bitch is tryin' to wreck my car! - i know! that pisses me off! that's [bleep] gay. - [bleep] gay as hell. - patty, you are my muse and my flame. - they're neck and neck approaching the finish line! - oh, [bleep] my ass again! [crowd cheering] - aaahhh! - big celebration for the lowe's home improvement team. - patty! how could you? you've ruined us! you've ruined vagisil! - ha! [muffled] - no, no, kenny, go ahead. i deserve it. i thought i could just waltz onto a race track and do what these people do, but i owe you an apology. the truth is, i'm just too smart. and with how smart i am, i'll always be successful and therefore have money. i just have to accept i'm too smart and rich for nascar. time for me to give it up. all right, butters, give me back my money. - huh? - the $58.32 i gave you! i want it back! - but you--you said i could-- [mumbling incoherently] - god damn it, butters! you better have it! butters, you're always trying to screw me over! captioning by captionmax www.captionmax.com from come he de central's world news headquarters in

. - shut up, bitch! - oh, my god! [employees murmuring] - i'm so sorry. that is not your fault. - yeah. i don't control the weather. i mean, not yet. - [singsong] good morning, everyone! who wants lemon squares? - don't take one. her lemon squares are always a trap. - then you should have come to staff karaoke last night. [tray clattering] none of you showed up. - [singing in korean] - ♪ squiggle, squiggle, circle ♪ ♪ line thing that looks like a table ♪ can i pick the next song? - no! - where were you guys? - i'm sorry, carol. when you sent the e-vite, i thought it was a joke. i mean, because why would i wanna hang out with these people? [laughs] [laughter] - i don't think that's funny, chuck. i thought we were all friends. [laughter] we can't stand each other! [laughter] [upbeat news broadcast music] - you know the hardest part about earning so much money? not knowing if you'll be able to spend it all before you die. [shrill psycho-like notes] [knock on door] - hi. sir, did you wanna see me? - oh, yeah. i'm doing a piece on a new drug-resistant suberbug

. >> i ain't no bitch! you going to sneak me, you snuck me [ bleep ] when my head was turned [ bleep ]. >> bitch, that my life! >> [ bleep ]. >> mitchell got cut on his nose so officers bring him to medical for treatment. >> [ bleep ]. snuffed me while he wasn't looking. >> beavers got the worst of the pepper spray. >> [ bleep ]. if my face ain't burning from hurt, all on my neck -- >> the heat's not going to go away for about a half hour, 45 minutes. once you get it off, it's just going to burn, all right? that's all that's going to happen for 30, 45 minutes. trust me, i've been sprayed at least 50 times. >> while inmates often keep quiet about the cause of fights, both men agree on what started this one. it had to do with, among other things, noodles. >> you gave me four noodles, bitch-ass! >> i'm protecting myself! >> when an inmate is booked into the jail he is charged a small booking fee to help reimburse the facility. if they can't pay it, a lien is put on the debit account they use to buy food and it

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we know the officer walked up and put a gun to his head and said "i'll kill you, bitch."we heard that the officer kept instigating this situation. you heard me correctly. >> i think it is a decision for what the justice department ultimately decided. when they say they have available of them escalating the situation, threatening him, even though we know at this time he didn't have a kun out, there is no discussion that he ever pulled a gun out of his pocket. you have an officer taunting him, and for the officers to conclude they could not prove intent. and although it is a high standard, i think the prosecutors took the decision out. and i'm very concerned about jeff sessions and his statements about backing and off and undermining what he called the moral of the police departments. and putting, what i think, jeopardizing the civil rights, particularly african-american men three times more likely to be killed than white men. >> they say he was going for a gun. that's what they said, what do you think? >> i don't think anyone can look at that video and think he was subdued

enough with hearing you bitch behind our backs. i'm going to bitch right in front of your face.th my walking with you. i'm taking a golf cart around staring at you. enough with my making nice in group photos. i'm going to shove my way up there. snap the picture and call it a day with you. yes, that can be deemed, borush but no more than a handshake that is ridiculous and that makes the guy that initiated it foolish. no, the sin was not donald trump was the bill in the china shop. the sign is the bull that we tolerated from this european shop. enough. good night.

. >> even thatson of a bitch sent flowers. >> i am thankful to love and be loved by these brave guys.sitive thoughts to the families who are still in the hospital now. >> there are few things tougher than going into a children's hospital. >> absolutely. >> all right, there will be guest hosts in jimmy's absence. here's another star parent making a big announcement. >> absolutely. world tour and broke her silence about her divorce. ♪ ♪ janet confirmed her split with her husband of five years. >> yes, i separated from my and. we are in court and the rest is in god's hands. >> source close to the family tells us she will be in court touring with baby e, this could be a problem. it's back on, we found oumt. >> so excited, guys, so excited. >> put on hold, the tour will open in lafayette, louisiana. >> i cannot say one stage september 7th. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> janet also admitted to gaining some baby weight when her brother randy chimed in on. kchlt you please be quiet, randy? >> she wants to look beth for herb and her fans. >> thank you so much. >> no, no, no. thank you, janet for getting back on sta

sterling, he said, i'll kill you, bitch. so, of course, that shows you what type of escalation that this officer was already setting. he did that flying tackle. so we feel very good that this case is going to be turned over to the attorney general. >> the deprivation of rights, i think the government here in the state of louisiana is going to have a package that they can work with. quite frankly, you know, one of the big takeaways and the thing that we were looking at, salamoney needs to be gone from the force. his actions that day, if the supervisors and people in the department knew about that, maybe they need to go as well. >> there is some frustration among the sterling family as well as to how they found out. they found out much like everyone else did, t"the washington post" report citing unnamed sources. they were told by the department of justice that they would reach out to them specifically and they'd be the first to know. that's not how it happened. many in this community are not surprised. they've been waiting for

but he hears the sheriff say "get back, i got the son of a bitches. we got to make it look like an escape." the deputy sheriff comes back to the scene, shined a flashlight on walter irvin and says, this one ain't dead yet. was a gun and fires a third shot straight through his neck. is stillsly, irvin alive. when the fbi hears the story, which differs from the sheriff's version, they have an idea where the bullets might be. they go back to the crime scene and find the bloodstain where walter irvin was lying. they take out a shovel and 10 inches below the bloodstained, they find a 38 caliber bullet that matches the gun of sheriff willis mccall. here you have pure proof that the sheriff and the deputy have attempted murder and murder on their hands. this is all investigated by the fbi. the fbi is convinced this happened, yet it was quashed. i think that is one of the great tragedies. thurgood marshall never found out about this information. it sat in an fbi file for 60 years. amy: i want to ask you about thurgood marshall, about the man that you wrote ab

. >>> coming up -- >> [ bleep ] all these bitches in this [ bleep ], got a problem with me i'll go to the hole every [ bleep ]. >> mary lohden decreases her chances of returning home. >> and -- >> believe me, our house smelled like a decomposing body with a bunch of fragrance because you can't cover that smell up. >> an inmate admits to the grisly murder that hit close to home for one officer. >> first thing i wanted to do was take justice into my own hands. but i decided against that. . i love kiwis. . i've always had that issue with the seeds getting under my denture. super poligrip free. it creates a seal of the dentures in my mouth. even well fitting dentures let in food particles just a few dabs of super poligrip free is clinically proven to seal out more food particles so you're more comfortable and confident while you eat. super poligrip free made even the kiwi an enjoyable experience try super poligrip free befi was active.gia, i was energetic. then the chronic, widespread pain drained my energy. my doctor said moving more helps ease fibromyalgia pain. he also prescribed lyric

. >> you bitch. >>> that morning at breakfast, i noticed he wasn't at his table. i went to wake him up and heard the officer say, "he's dead, he's dead." >> an inmate is found dead in his bunk. as his cellmate cops under scrutiny, rumors spread like wildfire. >> inmate said that he was -- >> stabbed with his spoon in the heart. >>> unidentifiable, like really? >> it's been said that if nothing else, jail provides three hots and a cot. the sheriff al cannon detention center in charleston, south carolina, is no exception. there are about 1,300 men and women incarcerated here. most are only charged with crimes and are awaiting trial at the resolution of their cases. keeping them all fed requires an inmate kitchen staff to work nearly around the clock preparing 3,900 meals per day. mohammad be a call abdullah is a cook on the afternoon shift. >> seven days a week, eight hours a day. we go in at 1:00, get out at 8:30, 9:00. the benefits of that are you don't have to lay around all day. your owns aren't getting achy. you're constantly working. working in the kitchen kee

and how do you -- >> i think frisbee is a little uppity bitch. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> she bite -- and i was like -- and i was kind of like, "ah, i've known frisbee for --" >> seth: and it was not helpful for the story how much frisbee hated you. >> frisbee was -- if she would have read her lines. [ light laughter ] she would have known that we were supposed to be friends and not mortal enemies. >> seth: i think we carved out about two hours to shoot in about 15 minutes you basically said, i think we're good. i think we're good." >> i think we got it. we got it. >> seth: yeah. >> otherwise, if i get bit one more time i'm going to have to get a shot. >> seth: yeah. >> but she was really great. >> seth: and 100 is -- how many episodes are you going to end up with? >> we're going to end up like 120 and it's funny. we're doing the table read for the 100th episode, right, and i turn to mindy and i'm like, "god, can you believe you were on two different shows that went at least 100 episodes?" she was like, "wow." because she was on "the office." >> seth: right, over 100. >> and then

uggh, this bitch. i hate her stupid kid pictures but they're my nieces. number two is the winner. who is number two? dulce sloan has conquered the internet. congratulations. [cheers and applause] we'll see you all tomorrow night when our guests will be michael starr, lexxi foxx and stix zadinia. until then, keep the game going on twitter by tweeting us @midnight with your #newnbateams and become tomorrow's tweet of the day. i'm @hardwick on the tweets and instagrams. be nice to each other. well played. [cheers and applause] >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! thanks for tuning in! i'm trevor noah. tonight one to have the original kings of comedy, comedian d.l. hughley is here! ( cheers and applause ) so excited for that. obviously, we'll talk more about trump and comey. before we begin, exciting news out of south korea. this week they elected their new president moon jae-in. but what's more exciting is how south korean tv showed which candidate was

. >> and before long -- >> what you got to say, bitch? >> verbal altercations turn violent. >> i'm done. i'm sorry i came here. >>> it's only 12 miles from midtown manhattan, but hackensack, new jersey, feels like another world. it's the largest city in bergen county, which is ranked as one of the most prosperous regions in the nation. just outside downtown hackensack is the bergen county jail. most of the nearly 900 inmates here are accused of crimes and are awaiting trial at the resolution of their cases. the majority of them are from somewhere else. many say bergen county is better than other jails. >> this is a country club. play chess all day. no problems. three tvs. it's country club. >> the country club reference goes back as long as i've been here. so i look at it as a compliment. a country club is a professional, well-organized, strict with rules and regulations. some of the hardened criminals like the dirty, grungy type of jail. they're not going to find that here. >> right here in bergen county jail, they got good, good people.

if i did that, you'd bitch about it for weeks. oh, really, leonard? going to have another one of your hissy fits? hissy fits? i have hissy fits? yes, and i have a theory why. because of your lactose intolerance, you switched over to soy milk. soy contains estrogen-mimicking compounds. i think your morning cocoa puffs are turning you into a hysterical woman.

obama called off a meeting last year after he called the then president a son of a bitch.a very tough person, but he had a big heart, and he was, he was really angry. that he saw what was happening with regard to the several war. he said there's no reason for this. people don't ask that question. why was there the civil war? why could that one not have been worked out? >> reporter: jackson died 16 years before the civil war, and president trump failed to mention that jackn' ago continues to haunt his legacy. >>> some people will go to any length to get the perfect selfie. for one woman in california, it nearly cost her her life. my rea villa riyal has the story. >> reporter: it's one of the tallest bridges in the country and for some, one of the biggest photo ops. whether it's a jaw-dropping movie stunt, a thrill-seeking online video or a heart-stopping picture. but officials say attempt at being picture perfect almost turned deadly. an unidentified woman and her friends were walking on a beam underneath the catwalk of this 730 foot forest hill bridge. she was trying to ta

- [bleep] what is that son of a bitch?s pee-pee. - my god. - tortoises-- - okay, he's done. here-- - how do you know he's done? - well, 'cause he just pulled it up inside of himself. - no, it's still--aah! - hello! - my god, i think he just [bleep]. [cheers and applause] - nothing slow or steady about that protein blast.

also for the lyrics, "turn around, bitch. i've got a use for you." were you guilty of misogyny?s for that song. it was very much a tongue—in—cheek song. not misogynist in any way. how do you explain it to your daughters? you have teenage daughters. there is a spirit of rock n roll that to me is far and above misogyny or homophobia or any of those things. there isjust like this primal sex. and rock'n'roll are just hand in hand. how would i explain it to my daughters? you make the point that you are responsible for some of this stuff. isn't that spirit of rock'n‘roll responsible for influencing people in the way that they see things? um, ithink... i give humans a lot more credit. if something i write influences them in a bad way, which i rarely ever hear about — 99.9% of the time people say to me, your music changed my life. it is always a positive thing. it is only one or two instances, usually something that happened at a concert, maybe someone falling in the mud and drowning, that is way more brutal for me. you had two fans crushed to death in 1988. at one of your concerts. the

this particular designer got into an argument with a woman where he referred to her as an ugly jewish bitchd be dead today. >> obviously anti-semitic hate crime behavior. >> like jews are going to pay for a galliano original anyway. [laughter] >> another fight on an airplane. this one to me is by far the best airplane-related brawl we've seen. >> you're crazy. harvey: this is better than the chicks at atlanta? >> you know why, because this one is actually broke up into rounds. [laughter]

this particular designer got into an argument with a woman where he referred to her as an ugly jewish bitchuld be dead today. >> obviously anti-semitic hate crime behavior. >> like jews are going to pay for a galliano original anyway. [laughter] >> another fight on an airplane. this one to me is by far the best airplane-related brawl we've seen. >> you're crazy. harvey: this is better than the chicks at atlanta? >> you know why, because this one is actually broke up into rounds. [laughter] >> the met gala last night had a

you've learned, kids, that if you don't go with christ, you could end up just like that splattered bitch down on the pavement. - hey, kid, you need to get off the roof now. - that's cool. i'm done makin' my video anyways. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. (cheers and applause). >> trevor: welcome to the daily show. thank you so much for tuning in, i'm trevor noah. my guest tonight a really fascinating man, the professor of neuroscience and author robert sapolsky is joining us, we will have a fun conversation but first a really big day today. president trump is back in new york city for the first time since taking office. yeah, you know what, can i just say, new yorkers throw the worst homecoming parties ever. in fact, desi lydic is at the protest right now. desi, what is going on. >> thanks, trevor, i'm here and people here have a lot to say watch. would be your welcome home message? >> i don't know, i guess i would tell him to take his [bleep] and [bleep] on his own [bleep] but i don't know if you can say that on tv.

she's a serious business bitch. she's on the british version of "shark tank." you know.pond scum." - 'ello, scums. what would you say to a revolutionary invention that keeps your beer warm? - investing in an idea like that is gonna make me rich and famous. i'm in. - indubitably! - you could go with one of these balmy wankers, or you could go with the scum who put a chimney roomba in every home, castle, and flat. [dramatic music] ♪ - i'll go with her. - well, you'll all get to meet gram today. uh, i really wanna show her that i've been doing a good job of running this place. so who has segment pitches? - uh, there's a bomb threat at a college in new jersey. - wait, which one? - jonathan bon jovi community college. - oh, my god. that's where my mom goes. she's in her journalism class right now. [indistinct chatter over police radio] ♪ oh, excuse me. sir, sir, sir! hi, have you seen this woman? - uh, no. - she makes me take them at sear's every year for her birthday. it's her birthday. [indistinct chatter] - hello? - mom, oh, my god! i've called you, like, a million times.

obama administration called off a meeting with duterte when he called then president obama a son of a bitch. president trump then praised president andrew jackson. >> he was a very tough person, but he had a big heart, and he was really angry that he saw what was happening with regard to the civil war. he said there is no reason for this. people don't ask that question, but why was there the civil war? why could that one not have been worked out? >> reporter: jackson died 16 years before the civil war, and, scott, president trump failed to mention that jackson's support for slavery more than 170 years ago continues to haunt his legacy. >> pelley: margaret brennan, thanks. joining us is chief washington correspondent john dickerson with more of his remarkable "face the nation" interview with the president. john? >> reporter: scott, after our sitdown interview, i spoke to president trump in the oval office about the weight of the decisions he has to make as president and whether he has turned to president obama for counsel as he once said he might. george w. bush said the reason the oval offi

officer salamoni walked up to out in sterling and put a gun to his head and said "i will kill you, bitchou heard me correctly. we heard from them that officer salamoni kept instigating the situation. you heard me correctly. hasattorney general phenomenal case because no police officer conduct themselves like that. amy: in a statatement, louisiana attorney g general jeff landry promised a thorough investigation into whether to charge officers lake and salamoni. alton sterling's aunt, sandra sterling, said she was devastated afterer learning new details about how her nephew was killed. >> what i heard today, the suffering still contntinues. now that i know it is not a civil matter anymore, now it is a human matter. alton is no longer here, but his voice will still be heard through us. stay behind us as we love alton and we don't not want this to end. remember his name. amy: alton sterling's killiningn july 5 of last year sparked nationwide protests s against police brutalility. for more, we go to washington, d.c., where we're joined by cornell william brooks, president and ceo of the naacp