i know. [ laughter ] it's just a white person in blackface and an afro wig.s and run around in the streets giving out candy. >> seth: and now i know this to be true, dutch people do not believe this is racist. >> no, they do not. they think it's christmas. [ laughter ] in fact, they justify it by saying, "he's not black, he just looks like that from sliding down the chimney." [ audience oohs ] [ laughter ] look. if there was a chimney that applied brown foundation, a perfect afro, hoop earrings and lipstick, i'd have found it already. [ laughter ] i would slide down it every morning. [ laughter ] and p.s., if he's black from chimney soot, why is his name "black pete?" why don't they call him "chimney pete?" [ laughter ] or "soot faced pete?" [ laughter ] or better yet, "peter?" [ laughter ] no one calls me "black amber." even though it would help clarify. because most people named amber are white. [ laughter ] >> seth: true. in my experience, that's true. [ laughter and applause ] now, i cannot believe that after all these years, the dutch still say this blac