the blakeman -- i said, first of all, stop calling yourself the blakeman. >> jimmy: i hope his name'srd. >> it is. and then he starts off, says, there's this girl i'm really in love with. i said be nice, getter flowers. she's got this boyfriend. i'm like, don't be a [ bleep ], she has a boyfriend, i mean, you know, stop. so, i've sort of been helping him. i swear, i just got a text, he's in hawaii will you help me? >> jimmy: i'll be a lot of help. he's got a girl issue here. >> he says, hey, uncle, it's the blakeman. >> jimmy: well, he's not giving up on that. >> i'm in hawaii. there's a super hot chick on the beach. what should i do? okay. go over. say hi and tell him your uncle's john stamos. >> jimmy: yeah. [ applause ] that's what i would do. i swear to god. i wouldn't have to even tell because it would be on all my t-shirts that say, my uncle is john stamos. >> but when he's texting me, you sort of have, like, what should i write? >> jimmy: my first thing i would say, and i'm no good at this sort of thing is, stop texting, because, isn't that -- i don't know, it's hard to tell.l.