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we'll be back in a minute. >> [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. this is limon. this is limon! >> coming up -- >> we will not negotiate with terrorists! >> the conflict in ad seg escalates and the prison responds with force. progresso. it fits! fantastic! [ man ] pro-gresso they fit! okay-y... okay??? i've been eating progresso and now my favorite old jeans...fit. okay is there a woman i can talk to? [ male announcer ] progresso. 40 soups 100 calories or less. [ roger ] tell me you have good insurance. yup, i've got... [ kyle with voice of dennis ] ...allstate. really? i was afraid you'd have some cut-rate policy. [ kyle ] nope, i've got... [ kyle with voice of dennis ] ...the allstate value plan. it's their most affordable car insurance -- and you still get an allstate agent. i too have...[ roger with voice of dennis ]...allstate. [ roger ] same agent and everything. [ kyle ] it's like we're connected. no we're not. yeah, we are. no...we're not. ♪ the allstate value plan. dollar for dollar, nobody protects you like allstate. how about a bike ride? the allstate value plan. you'
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rest assured if somebody killed a [ bleep ], they had a reason to [ bleep ] do it.eed to be looking at the dead [ bleep ], not the mother [ bleep ] that killed it. >> have you had any guilt about any of that stuff? >> guilt, yes. i'm overrun with remorse. justice. justice is lovely. what are you thinking? when i said justice is lovely, what were you thinking? >> i was thinking how you'll feel about justice if they give you the death penalty. >> that's exactly what i knew you were thinking. i'll be thinking the same thing. >> that justice is beautiful? >> justice is lovely. >>> coming up -- >> this is my entourage. >> arguably, she's maricopa's most magnetic inmate. >> she runs schemes, runs games, comes to be controller of a pod, what we call pod boss. she's just a game player. >> you've never had a -- a lot of the girls in hollywood do. car nsurance, but, uh, brad doesn't want to spend too much. who's brad? this is brad. ahh! well, progressive has lots of discounts for a guy like brad. brad's intrigued. paid in full, safe driver, multi-car, going paperless -- all c
rest assured if somebody killed a [ bleep ], they had a reason to [ bleep ] do it.eed to be looking at the dead [ bleep ], not the mother [ bleep ] that killed it. >> have you had any guilt about any of that stuff? >> guilt, yes. i'm overrun with remorse. justice. justice is lovely. what are you thinking? when i said justice is lovely, what were you thinking? >> i was thinking how you'll feel about justice if they give you the death penalty. >> that's exactly what i knew...
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>> [ bleep ]. >> why don't you -- >> [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. >> are you flooding out here or what? >> [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. >> you know it's not hurting my feelings. >> then, jonathan hall, the inmate extracted the day before, rejoins the ruckus. with a prison camera outside his window to monitor his activity, he begins to yell at "lockup" cameraman brian kelly. >> go film from [ bleep ] child molesters. >> we're trying to get both sides. that's what we've within trying to do. >> [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. >> that's what we're trying to show. >> come on out. >> i got it, i got it. >>> coming up -- >> we will not negotiate with terrorists! >> the anger in ad seg intensifies. >> you know what, you want to think it's [ bleep ] funny? >>> shortly after our arrival at the limon correctional facility in colorado, two inmates in administrative segregation loudly protested our interview of a sex offender. one of them, george graph, even flooded his cell by intentionally backing up his toilet. >> if you do not come to the door, we will introduce chemical agents. >> we will not negotiate with ter
>> [ bleep ]. >> why don't you -- >> [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. >> are you flooding out here or what? >> [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. >> you know it's not hurting my feelings. >> then, jonathan hall, the inmate extracted the day before, rejoins the ruckus. with a prison camera outside his window to monitor his activity, he begins to yell at "lockup" cameraman brian kelly. >> go film from [ bleep ] child molesters. >> we're trying to get both...
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>> [ bleep ]. >> why don't you -- >> [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. >> are you flooding out here or what? >> [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. >> you know it's not hurting my feelings. >> then, jonathan hall, the inmate extracted the day before, rejoins the ruckus. with a prison camera outside his window to monitor his activity, he begins to yell at "lockup" cameraman brian kelly. >> go film from [ bleep ] child molesters. >> we're trying to get both sides. that's what we've been trying to do. >> [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. >> that's what we're trying to show. >> come on out. >> i got it, i got it. >>> coming up -- >> we will not negotiate with terrorists! >> the anger in ad seg intensifies. >> you know what, you want to think it's [ bleep ] funny? [ male announcer ] juice drink too watery? ♪ feel the power my young friend. mmm! [ male announcer ] for excellent fruit and veggie nutrition... v8 v-fusion, also refreshing plus tea. could've had a v8. [ sighs ] i can't wait till morning. wait! it's morning in china! ♪ [ male announcer ] it's sweet, it's nutty... it's absolutely delicious. kellogg's crunchy nut
>> [ bleep ]. >> why don't you -- >> [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. >> are you flooding out here or what? >> [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. >> you know it's not hurting my feelings. >> then, jonathan hall, the inmate extracted the day before, rejoins the ruckus. with a prison camera outside his window to monitor his activity, he begins to yell at "lockup" cameraman brian kelly. >> go film from [ bleep ] child molesters. >> we're trying to get both...
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. >> [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. >> wash your hands frequently.ress warmly. >> mike is [ bleep ] up right now and doesn't realize his [ bleep ] is out. >> drink lots of water. avoid stress. avoid close contact with others. and whatever you do, do not pee on the porch. >> you're peeing? >> all the bathrooms were taken. i don't give a [ bleep ]. >> follow these simple steps and you'll punch the flu right in the face. a message from the centers for disease control and prevention. >> jimmy: well, there you go. [ cheers and applause ] there was a new episode of "jersey shore" tonight on mtv. by the way, you can stream "jersey shore" on amazon now. you can stream "jersey shore" and "dora the explorer." that's great. sometimes i'm in the mood of seeing a little cartoon girl go on educational adventures. and sometimes i'm in the mood for seeing a cartoon girl get loaded. when you see them doing interviews, the cast of "the jersey shore," and they are always talking about they're not as dumb as the characters they play on the show. let's just say i hope th
. >> [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. >> wash your hands frequently.ress warmly. >> mike is [ bleep ] up right now and doesn't realize his [ bleep ] is out. >> drink lots of water. avoid stress. avoid close contact with others. and whatever you do, do not pee on the porch. >> you're peeing? >> all the bathrooms were taken. i don't give a [ bleep ]. >> follow these simple steps and you'll punch the flu right in the face. a message from the centers for disease...
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it's about [ bleep ] the [ bleep ] of america. >> [ bleep ] the nation with bob sheffert. >> we heard early in the week that you were getting ready to [ bleep ] someone. are you going to [ bleep ] someone? >> which football player did kim kardashian [ bleep ]? >> which team? or which player? >> all we've been hearing about was blake griffin's monster [ bleep ] in the face of kendrick perkins. >> my job and your job is to [ bleep ] up phil. what are we going to do? we have to [ bleep ] up phil. >> "x-factor's" bloodbath. did simon [ bleep ] half the cast? >> i rode a very big [ bleep ]. >> it has a usb port on the back of the television. you can stick your [ bleep ] in there to give you photos. >> it doesn't matter anyway. you're going to eat my [ bleep ]. >> i'm eating my own [ bleep ]. >> not if i eat it first. >> hugging the babies. or [ bleep ] a lot of barnacles. >> i just [ bleep ] a car. i'm not going to lie. i want to lick it. it's pretty. >> wow. >> wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. we've got a good show for you tonight. the very crazy tim and eric are here. we have
it's about [ bleep ] the [ bleep ] of america. >> [ bleep ] the nation with bob sheffert. >> we heard early in the week that you were getting ready to [ bleep ] someone. are you going to [ bleep ] someone? >> which football player did kim kardashian [ bleep ]? >> which team? or which player? >> all we've been hearing about was blake griffin's monster [ bleep ] in the face of kendrick perkins. >> my job and your job is to [ bleep ] up phil. what are we going...
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and (name bleep) and (name bleep) lived right here, and they were druggies also. we used to hang together, and go over there, and smoke pot, and do what not, get in all kinds of (bleep). >>but, lot's of different drugs? >>yes! lot's of, um, pills actually. >>pills. >>lsd, mescaline, blotter acid um... is on the new news network. >>welcome to the war room. >>jennifer granholm joins current tv. a former two-term governor. >>make your voice heard. >>detremined to find solutions. >>that partnership in order to invest in our country is critical. >>driven to find the truth. >>how did romney get his groove back? >>fearless, independent and above all, politically direct. protect medicare and rebuild the middle class. >> steve israel runs the dccc, appreciate. >> thank you. >>aileen, aged 16, left michigan and traveled down here to florida, looking for sun and friends. she was young and pretty earning good money as a hooker but with a violent temper, and soon in trouble. she knocked one man out with a beer bottle, another with a billiard ball. she particularly liked it her
and (name bleep) and (name bleep) lived right here, and they were druggies also. we used to hang together, and go over there, and smoke pot, and do what not, get in all kinds of (bleep). >>but, lot's of different drugs? >>yes! lot's of, um, pills actually. >>pills. >>lsd, mescaline, blotter acid um... is on the new news network. >>welcome to the war room. >>jennifer granholm joins current tv. a former two-term governor. >>make your voice heard....
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how fed up i [ bleep ] got. for five years to get and do it their way. five years to get back there. >> we'll leave bobby out there in the pen for probably three, four hours, let him couple down, think about it. when he gets through with his mad behavior, he'll be ready to apologize, get back to what he should be. >> them people ain't stupid. they knew exactly what they were doing. let's get snake down and blind side him. they had three months to tell me they were going to not put me in for transfer. >> a few weeks later, with the transfer issue still unresolved, gilbert announced he was going on a hunger strike. >> not eating another meal at holman. so they're going to send me closer to home if it's nothing but a graveyard. >> -- help him much? >> she asked how we are. but she's going to spend money to come see her son. >> when i heard that bobby had gone on a hunger strike, i wasn't surprised. it's not atypical for an inmate to do that. it's the only source of power they have really saying they're not going to
how fed up i [ bleep ] got. for five years to get and do it their way. five years to get back there. >> we'll leave bobby out there in the pen for probably three, four hours, let him couple down, think about it. when he gets through with his mad behavior, he'll be ready to apologize, get back to what he should be. >> them people ain't stupid. they knew exactly what they were doing. let's get snake down and blind side him. they had three months to tell me they were going to not put...
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so [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. they can [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. you know? so everything i can possibly do to make them work more, they took my yard. why not take my tv, which they did as property, and not complete my visit. all because i was not kicking down the door to get their attention to come down. what the hell? they put in that position, and then when you are trying to fix it, remedy it, and they come and punish you more. the [ bleep ] level system. change it back. let the doors open and let us do our [ bleep ] time. this ain't helping me or society come out like this. >> back in level five, david scritchfield is also finding it hard to see the love of his life. >> they've refused to give us visits because she's an ex-staff member here. because of that, the only way that we're going to be allowed to have visitation is if, you know, we get married. so we're going to work it out and try to get married over the phone. i love the fact that i'm getting married to the woman i love, but i don't like the fact that my hand is being forced into that. it would
so [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. they can [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. you know? so everything i can possibly do to make them work more, they took my yard. why not take my tv, which they did as property, and not complete my visit. all because i was not kicking down the door to get their attention to come down. what the hell? they put in that position, and then when you are trying to fix it, remedy it, and they come and punish you more. the [ bleep ] level system. change it back. let the doors open and let us...
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. >> he rallied the team around one word. [ bleep ]. [ bleep ] every practice. [ bleep ] every play.leep ] every game. >> when you look at the patriots, their defense is a little [ bleep ]. >> she feels horrible for putting madonna in that position. she [ bleep ]. >> you said you are ready for me? >> yes. >> and i'm ready to [ bleep ]. >> i'm the only person in this race, republican or democrat, who has never [ bleep ] in washington. >> now he has stuck his finger in the [ bleep ] of the roman catholics. >> guess what? it's the [ bleep ] that has built our campaign. >> you know why he comes? 'cause i [ bleep ] him. yes. >> kim's ex, kris humphries has a new girlfriend. and more shacking, he [ bleep ] her with his teammates. >> i see [ bleep ] everywhere. >> once you find out you are [ bleep ] up, you jump onboard. you say, yeah. >> fill in the blank. i judge a man by the size of his [ bleep ]. >> size of his [ bleep ]. >> i hate this. i'm never doing this again. here. >> yes. >> i have been told that there's a large black [ bleep ] trapped inside of my body. [ cheers and applause ] >
. >> he rallied the team around one word. [ bleep ]. [ bleep ] every practice. [ bleep ] every play.leep ] every game. >> when you look at the patriots, their defense is a little [ bleep ]. >> she feels horrible for putting madonna in that position. she [ bleep ]. >> you said you are ready for me? >> yes. >> and i'm ready to [ bleep ]. >> i'm the only person in this race, republican or democrat, who has never [ bleep ] in washington. >> now he has...
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. - [bleep], you never would haveo do that to me, because under no circumstances would i ever [bleep] my pants. [cocks gun] uh--[gasps] i'm sorry i judged you. - apology accepted. [cheers and applause] - thank you. thank you. you're a champ. awesome show. [beatbox music] goodnight, everybody! thanks for coming out! february 14, 2012. from comedy central's world e news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. good show for you tonight. our guest, oh, so apropos. rickey jer vase. you know why? valentine's day. you're welcome. (laughter) by the way, that's not the only treat cupid's got for the fairer sex. oh, no, don't! don't. you deserve this. ladies? >> america's women in uniform may soon have new rules on the battlefield. the pentagon today changed its rules to give women jobs in more forward positions, closer to the front lines. >> jon: do you like it? (cheers and applause) that's right, ladies, front line combat roles, try it on! the
. - [bleep], you never would haveo do that to me, because under no circumstances would i ever [bleep] my pants. [cocks gun] uh--[gasps] i'm sorry i judged you. - apology accepted. [cheers and applause] - thank you. thank you. you're a champ. awesome show. [beatbox music] goodnight, everybody! thanks for coming out! february 14, 2012. from comedy central's world e news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by...
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and [ bleep ]. ♪ we go home again >> i think i just [ bleep ] up. >> [ bleep ] you so much. >> the [ ] tie really turned me on out there. ied the way the doberman performed. >> i can't stop [ bleep ] my dogs. >> i love my dog. >> find the pockets. >> scared it's going to bite the [ bleep ] out of me. >> i had very many liberals who are jewish, who are [ bleep ] under the table. >> with her, is julia, the [ bleep ] dog. who hires you? >> there are a lot of pipe smokers out there. >> and [ bleep ] smokers. >> you know why? i'm a [ bleep ]. i'm going to [ bleep ] your. >> you [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the show, khloe kardashian odom is here. [ cheers and applause ] we have music from puscifer. and we'll be right back with chris pine. so, stick around. [ cheers and applause ] y say that with great power comes great responsibility. well, when you own a durango, you'll have tons of power, enough to tow up to 7,400 pounds. so owning a durango means you now have the responsibility to go dirt biking, a.t.v.-ing, motorcycling, boating, jet skiing and show a ford e
and [ bleep ]. ♪ we go home again >> i think i just [ bleep ] up. >> [ bleep ] you so much. >> the [ ] tie really turned me on out there. ied the way the doberman performed. >> i can't stop [ bleep ] my dogs. >> i love my dog. >> find the pockets. >> scared it's going to bite the [ bleep ] out of me. >> i had very many liberals who are jewish, who are [ bleep ] under the table. >> with her, is julia, the [ bleep ] dog. who hires you?...
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because they asked you to [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. >> you aren't going to win no academy award [ bleep ]. quit crying. i don't want to hear you crying. i'm not even going to talk to you about. they want me to talk to you about being released to general pop. >> i am sorry. i'm sorry. >> why should i release you to pop? >> because i learned my lesson. >> what kind of problems do we have with you if we return you to population? >> i don't know. >> huh? >> i don't know. >> yes, you do know. even though you call yourself one individual, do you not have people that are coming after you all of the time? yes or no? just yes or no. >> well, yes. >> okay. do you not like that attention? >> no, sir, i don't. >> i cannot stop these guys from coming after you, and you know somebody is going to make a play for you. somebody is going to either try to cross you out or try to cross [ bleep ] out. basically they're going to cross [ bleep ] out to be able to get to you. you already know this, and then we have an incident. so why should i send you out to pop? tell me why? >> i can change -- >> i don't want
because they asked you to [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. >> you aren't going to win no academy award [ bleep ]. quit crying. i don't want to hear you crying. i'm not even going to talk to you about. they want me to talk to you about being released to general pop. >> i am sorry. i'm sorry. >> why should i release you to pop? >> because i learned my lesson. >> what kind of problems do we have with you if we return you to population? >> i don't know. >> huh?...
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i'm going to [ bleep ] five or six [ bleep ] in a row.hat's become my oscar tradition. >> jimmy: same here. we have a great show for you tonight. oprah is here. we have music from coldplay and we'll be right back with every big star in hollywood with the world premier of "movie: the movie" so stick around. [ male announcer ] rough, dry skin taking over. there's an easy way to fix that. lubriderm® men's 3-in-1. the first and only body, face, post shave lotion all in one bottle. it's that easy. ♪ lubriderm® men's 3-in-1. with these new belvita breakfast biscuits. they give you energy that lasts all morning. suspect is heading south. freeze. stand back kids. [ grunting ] [ ray ] belvita is a new kind of breakfast that gives us the energy to serve and protect. this milk is expired. [ ray ] this sleepy town has never been safer. ohhh, i got one in my mouth! [ ray ] 18 grams of whole grain specially baked for nutritious sustained energy. belvita, there's a new kind of breakfast in the cookie aisle. means i don't have any margin for error. one w
i'm going to [ bleep ] five or six [ bleep ] in a row.hat's become my oscar tradition. >> jimmy: same here. we have a great show for you tonight. oprah is here. we have music from coldplay and we'll be right back with every big star in hollywood with the world premier of "movie: the movie" so stick around. [ male announcer ] rough, dry skin taking over. there's an easy way to fix that. lubriderm® men's 3-in-1. the first and only body, face, post shave lotion all in one bottle....
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[bleep], no. oh [bleep]-- did that get through. (applause) that was dumb of me. so i guess that there are distinctions of when you can use obscene language. let's get back to sexy time pictures. when can networks air those and by the way as an added layer of irony to the censorship case, we don't have actual footage of the supreme court argument because the supreme court don't allow no cameras. i assume so they can get in their most favorite judging positions. oh, oh. wow. yes, hmmmm, i mean let me say this, here ye here ye, all rise. (laughter) >> jon: anyway, sorry. by the way i'm sure at home that was covered up. i'm hoping. justice steven bryer discusses why even granting some sexy time picture exceptions can get tricky like the case regarding the "nypd blue" episode featuring female nudity. >> you ran at your client after 10:00 on both coasts and they choose to run it at 9:00 for some unknown reason in the midwest. maybe they thought, i-- whatever. (laughter) >> jon: yeah, i mean coy definitely see side butt from cirka 1994 at 10:00 but 9:00 p.m.? what am i
[bleep], no. oh [bleep]-- did that get through. (applause) that was dumb of me. so i guess that there are distinctions of when you can use obscene language. let's get back to sexy time pictures. when can networks air those and by the way as an added layer of irony to the censorship case, we don't have actual footage of the supreme court argument because the supreme court don't allow no cameras. i assume so they can get in their most favorite judging positions. oh, oh. wow. yes, hmmmm, i mean...
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the panda was going look at that (bleep)ing (bleep). (laughter). >> jon: so, see, here's what... okay... all of a sudden when it's the panda it's with one hand but when it's you... >> (laughs). >> jon: the panda does it with one hand but ricky gervais "give me that raccoon! come on!" >> this isn't going out on television. this is not going out on television. no. (cheers and applause) >> jon: at least now we know why pandas and raccoons have black eyes. (cheers and applause) >> that is terrible. >> jon: anyway, my point is ricky gervais has a new show on hbo. (laughter) it's called... >> oh, yeah, "life's too short" on hbo this sunday at 10:30. before that i'm on "family guy" and before that on saturday i'm doing things on the science channel. >> jon: i thought you were going to say things with marsupials but all right. "life's too short" hbo sundays, february 19 at 10:30 p.m. and i think if that's not a screen grab for somebody for valentine's day, ricky gervais hump ago raccoon.
the panda was going look at that (bleep)ing (bleep). (laughter). >> jon: so, see, here's what... okay... all of a sudden when it's the panda it's with one hand but when it's you... >> (laughs). >> jon: the panda does it with one hand but ricky gervais "give me that raccoon! come on!" >> this isn't going out on television. this is not going out on television. no. (cheers and applause) >> jon: at least now we know why pandas and raccoons have black eyes....
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>> [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. >> look at his hair. [ bleep ]. look at that. >> i don't know any of them. we don't know them. we don't know them. >> i don't want to know. is that a girl? >> if you have a broken leg, you will get aspirin. if you have the flu, you will get aspirin. turn back and face forward. >> the students aren't on the yard very long when they learn how unpredictable life here can be. >> down! >> get down. >> alarms signaling a major disturbance are common at corcoran. inmates who don't hit the ground risk get taken down by staff. >> see that? >> you had everybody hitting the ground. you had the correctional officers telling them what to do. everyone's yelling and screaming and it was intense. >> when the yard officer tells you to get up, then you can get up. until then you don't move. >> get up. >> get up. >> back in the order you were at. >> there were a couple kids that were shaking. it wasn't the field trip they thought it was going to be. >> i'll get you something. >> feeling a little sick. >> the next stop does nothing to calm nerves. the prison gymnasium has been
>> [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. >> look at his hair. [ bleep ]. look at that. >> i don't know any of them. we don't know them. we don't know them. >> i don't want to know. is that a girl? >> if you have a broken leg, you will get aspirin. if you have the flu, you will get aspirin. turn back and face forward. >> the students aren't on the yard very long when they learn how unpredictable life here can be. >> down! >> get down. >> alarms signaling a...
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ily will [ bleep ] murder you. so either [ bleep ] or shut the door. he [ bleep ] off.ight with me, fight with my rules. knife. then he won't fight. because he knows he may not win. >> jimmy might convey a tough persona inside shotts, but he has serious concerns about what awaits him on the outside when he finally leaves. >> i killed a man who i knew well, which had two big sons. over 30 years of age, that region. who will cause me a problem when i get out. i understand that. i killed their father. so there's a problem. they may come looking for me. if anybody killed my father, i'd [ bleep ] look for them. so i'm expecting that. do i walk away from it or do i head back? my hands are tied. if i head back i'm saved back in prison but can i let these guys hurt me? they knife me, i knifed their father so it's a problem i've got ahead of me. so i may move out of town. >> do you think you're going to drink? >> why not? >> seems to cause you problems. >> i've been doing it for 40 years. any time i'm out. can i see myself stopping now? no. no. you want the truth, you're getting
ily will [ bleep ] murder you. so either [ bleep ] or shut the door. he [ bleep ] off.ight with me, fight with my rules. knife. then he won't fight. because he knows he may not win. >> jimmy might convey a tough persona inside shotts, but he has serious concerns about what awaits him on the outside when he finally leaves. >> i killed a man who i knew well, which had two big sons. over 30 years of age, that region. who will cause me a problem when i get out. i understand that. i...
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>> marijuana in three. >> [ bleep ] >> and marijuana in four. >> [ bleep ] [ bleep ] >> the one in fours 16. birthday is next month. so he's a heartbeat away from being in here. >> smoking weed is going to end you in jail [ bleep ] >> either/or. either/or. >> you going to break down -- >> tough guy. >> they always take their shoes away. this is something that they know that happens in jail. we tell them, you come to jail, you're going to lose your shoes. >> take these off. >> [ bleep ] >> put your hands up. >> are you -- >> [ bleep ] >> huh? >> why you crying? >> what are you crying for? >> take that smile off your face. >> why you crying now? huh? >> how do you feel like? >> i don't know. >> it didn't scare you? >> kind of. >> kind of what? >> kind of like scared and all that. just kind of. >> i saw you crying in there. >> no i wasn't. >> did he cry? >> he did. >> huh? why you crying now? you weren't crying when you cut your teacher. >> you cut your teacher? >> can you just back up a little bit? >> no. you ain't -- >> we ain't going to back down. >> what y'all come to jail for, right?
>> marijuana in three. >> [ bleep ] >> and marijuana in four. >> [ bleep ] [ bleep ] >> the one in fours 16. birthday is next month. so he's a heartbeat away from being in here. >> smoking weed is going to end you in jail [ bleep ] >> either/or. either/or. >> you going to break down -- >> tough guy. >> they always take their shoes away. this is something that they know that happens in jail. we tell them, you come to jail, you're going...
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(bleep) mother (bleep).narrator) in many death row cases, a client in despair will say they want to die. it was measure of steve the lawyer's inexperience that he took aileen's wish on face value. >>(judge) sir, would you come on up here, please? >>(narrator) i like to flatter myself that i was being asked for my legal opinion, but it turns out i was asked to talk about steve's marijuana smoking. the big question was whether steve had consumed seven very strong joints before giving aileen legal advice in prison. >>you know i've got a short video clip i want to show. it's an excerpt from the film that depicts this alleged six, seven joint ride. and, as a preliminary question isn't it true that in doing your work you routinely edit things correct? >>well, you always edit afterwards, yeah. >>(prosecutor) editing involves cutting and pasting and putting things together. >mm-hmm >>(prosecutor) correct? >>yeah. >>(prosecutor) that's what you do all the time. >>i don't know about the pasting. you certainly can't--
(bleep) mother (bleep).narrator) in many death row cases, a client in despair will say they want to die. it was measure of steve the lawyer's inexperience that he took aileen's wish on face value. >>(judge) sir, would you come on up here, please? >>(narrator) i like to flatter myself that i was being asked for my legal opinion, but it turns out i was asked to talk about steve's marijuana smoking. the big question was whether steve had consumed seven very strong joints before giving...
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don't want to hear [ bleep ] from any of you. you guys are [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ]!leep ] out now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's so ravens. [ cheers and applause ] i've been there myself. i really wish -- i wish we could make that guy our next "bachelor." i know they probably wouldn't go for it. [ laughter ] instead of giving roses, get the [ bleep ] out. the patriots brought their big gun out to sing the national anthem yesterday. hometown favorite, steven tyler did the honors. and here's a taste of that in case you missed out on how that went. ♪ the land of the free ♪ yeah >> jimmy: you know, i think the problem was he didn't make it his song. you got to make it your song, you know? [ laughter ] what was he wearing, by the way? what kind of an outfit is this he has on? you know, i make a lot of jokes about steven tyler looking like an old woman. but he's now wearing bedazzled scarfs. he looks like something you pull out of elton john's shower drain. honestly, something your grandmother would wear. [ cheers and applause ] after the game, fox ran an episode of "ameri
don't want to hear [ bleep ] from any of you. you guys are [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ]!leep ] out now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's so ravens. [ cheers and applause ] i've been there myself. i really wish -- i wish we could make that guy our next "bachelor." i know they probably wouldn't go for it. [ laughter ] instead of giving roses, get the [ bleep ] out. the patriots brought their big gun out to sing the national anthem yesterday. hometown favorite, steven tyler did the...
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hey -- >> you show your [ bleep ]?lly in here for prostitution. >> this is a very harsh environment for them because the other inmates will egg them on. they're very easily persuaded. >> you're special, brian. >> pants down and show all the inmates' butts. >> when i get out to the yard and i see these people out there, i'm going to smash them. that's what it all amounts to. >>> up next -- >> you don't feel like you're going to hurt anybody else? >> no. >> okay. >> the inmates in iowa's cell house 220 greet a new young arrival with taunts and threats. >> i'm scared to death where i'm at because i don't know what's going to happen. >> but this new inmate might be more dangerous than he looks. >>> cell house 220 at iowa state penitentiary houses the most disruptive inmates in the entire state. this is administrative segregation, also known as ad seg. >> the first time i entered ad seg, i was completely blown away by the cacophony of noise. every single prisoner seemed to be screaming at the top of their lungs and every si
hey -- >> you show your [ bleep ]?lly in here for prostitution. >> this is a very harsh environment for them because the other inmates will egg them on. they're very easily persuaded. >> you're special, brian. >> pants down and show all the inmates' butts. >> when i get out to the yard and i see these people out there, i'm going to smash them. that's what it all amounts to. >>> up next -- >> you don't feel like you're going to hurt anybody else?...
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all you have to do is get the (bleep) guns, get in the (bleep) car and go to their barrio, get off and see who's there. then, they get killed, cause that's what they're doing. and, if we don't do that they're gonna do that to us, you know? so, i prefer doing that to them. >>you told me you were gonna give all that up. >>well, i love my barrio, eh. i love it. and, i'm always gonna be like this. i think so. you know, that's why. it's about love, homey love.
all you have to do is get the (bleep) guns, get in the (bleep) car and go to their barrio, get off and see who's there. then, they get killed, cause that's what they're doing. and, if we don't do that they're gonna do that to us, you know? so, i prefer doing that to them. >>you told me you were gonna give all that up. >>well, i love my barrio, eh. i love it. and, i'm always gonna be like this. i think so. you know, that's why. it's about love, homey love.
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i don't think he swore, though, i think he said [ bleep ]. >> i didn't say no [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. don't think she said what i said. >> what did you say, joe? what was the word? >> he called me a tramp. >> tramp, yeah, that's what i said. to him. if you want, give me six months, take all the good time -- do what you got to do. >> that's the problem. >> [ bleep ] you. you guys know that. you brought me over here for small, petty nothing crap. you guys know that. >> sanchez, you feel like you're going to dictate what's going to happen here. >> i'm not dictating nothing. >> that's not the case. i'm going to move you out of this unit. that's it. take him back. and i'll get with you on monday, joe. >> the hell with monday. just do it now. pull me out of this unit now. get me out of here. i want to go back to 61. i want to go back to 61 so you guys can't threaten me with no steps. i never asked to leave the north anyway. >> i just want to separate him from this environment at this time. it is just not a good situation right now for the correctional officer or the inmate. >> she said she
i don't think he swore, though, i think he said [ bleep ]. >> i didn't say no [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. don't think she said what i said. >> what did you say, joe? what was the word? >> he called me a tramp. >> tramp, yeah, that's what i said. to him. if you want, give me six months, take all the good time -- do what you got to do. >> that's the problem. >> [ bleep ] you. you guys know that. you brought me over here for small, petty nothing crap. you guys know...
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what are you doing [ bleep ] [ bleep ]!hat -- >> tony. >> what the [ bleep ] -- >> hey, get the [ bleep ]. >> [ bleep ]! bleep! >> what the [ bleep ]! are you kidding me! >> jill, all right, all right! all right! >> turn it back on now! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks to our wonderful co-conspirators for your help in this. it's fun, right? we had fun. tonight on the show, from "mob wives," "big ang" is here. we have music from pitbull. and we'll be right back with academy award nominee michelle williams. so stick around. [ male announcer ] cookies with smooth caramel and chocolate. ♪ hmm twix. also available in peanut butter. when i'm on the night shift. when they have more energy than i do. when i don't feel like working out. when there isn't enough of me to go around. ♪ when i have school. and work. every morning. it's faster and easier than coffee. every afternoon when that 2:30 feeling hits. -every day. -every day. every day is a 5-hour energy day. [ male announcer ] 5-hour energy. every day. what makes a hersh
what are you doing [ bleep ] [ bleep ]!hat -- >> tony. >> what the [ bleep ] -- >> hey, get the [ bleep ]. >> [ bleep ]! bleep! >> what the [ bleep ]! are you kidding me! >> jill, all right, all right! all right! >> turn it back on now! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks to our wonderful co-conspirators for your help in this. it's fun, right? we had fun. tonight on the show, from "mob wives," "big ang" is here. we have...
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>>[bleep]. i don't care. >>the subject that's on the bike should be called [bleep]. you know which way you went? did you see how fast? >>no, all i see him go that way, that's when i came from looking at him. >>how old is [bleep]? >>he, you know, probably about what, 15, 16? >>black male, 15 or 16 years old. (vo)gonzo issues a bolo - an acronym for be on the lookout - to all police officers in the neighborhood. all units immediately speed off to try and find the offender. >>yeah, i'm pulling up to you now. where are you at, east side or west side? alright. (radio)what was the description of the second one? (vo)ten minutes later, the suspect and the bike are found. it's now time for gonzo to question the young man. >>you ever played cards before? how about if i told you i had all the cards and i know what happened? okay, where did you get the bike from, man? >>my friend. >>you sure you didn't hit him? >>no i didn't hit him. >>sure? did you push him? rid, 120. (radio)120. >>yeah, advise the unit and on that 29 at lincoln fields, right now we've got a possible subject in
>>[bleep]. i don't care. >>the subject that's on the bike should be called [bleep]. you know which way you went? did you see how fast? >>no, all i see him go that way, that's when i came from looking at him. >>how old is [bleep]? >>he, you know, probably about what, 15, 16? >>black male, 15 or 16 years old. (vo)gonzo issues a bolo - an acronym for be on the lookout - to all police officers in the neighborhood. all units immediately speed off to try and find...
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>> [ bleep ]. >> on the ground! >> [ bleep ]. >> get on the ground. >> he keeps screaming swear words at disneyland in front of all of the children. >> that's not a good thing. you never want to swear around mickey. he is still going because he comes at the security guard again. [ bleep ]. >> stop! get down on the ground! get down on the ground! >> get down. >> this is ridiculous. >> the man is not finished yet. eventually this man, takes the secure tity guard down to the ground. that's when these other guests intervene. >> somebody help him! somebody help him! >> eventually police were called to the scene and glenn was booked by the anaheim police who we contacted. they say the man appeared to be drinking but they didn't bother giving him a sobriety test because the assault and battery charges result in a stiffer penalty than a drunken disorderly conduct. >> i won't fight anymore. >> it is ski season which also means it's avalanche season. check this out . this is an avalanche that happened in red mountain pass, co
>> [ bleep ]. >> on the ground! >> [ bleep ]. >> get on the ground. >> he keeps screaming swear words at disneyland in front of all of the children. >> that's not a good thing. you never want to swear around mickey. he is still going because he comes at the security guard again. [ bleep ]. >> stop! get down on the ground! get down on the ground! >> get down. >> this is ridiculous. >> the man is not finished yet. eventually this man,...