ç >> hey, you [ bleep ]. you fat little [ bleep ]. >> he's getting that [ bleep ] back in spades.make it extra thick, man. it's going to be extra thick and full of [ bleep ]. >> i'm going to get you good tomorrow. it's on. it's on now, miera. that's a felony, by the way, you dumb [ bleep ]. you [ bleep ] bomb another prisoner nowadays, it's a felony. >> piper and fox both suspect miera is telling the truth but still piper talks to some of his other neighbors. >> this guy, he said he cannot go to gp for some apparent reason, you know and that he's going to do whatever he has to do to stay in here. >> all right, man. all right. >> correctional staff soon conclude that miera was not involved in the incident and take no further action against him. once schrieber's cell is finally cleaned, piper and fox escort him back in but schrieber is not happy with the results. >> oh, damn, still smells like a barnyard in here. look at this wall. it's still got [ bleep ] on it. hey, man. come and get it. you smell that? >> next -- >> you know the guy that flashes little kids at pools, that's a pie

is going to [ bleep ] and gone. kick the [ bleep ] out of a dead person because that's where america is right now. >> robert, as you know, you were acquitted in a court of law of killing bonnie, but you were then found libel in a civil action brought by her family. that is why people believe -- >> oh, is that why? >> don't you think that is a reason why some people believe you may have done it? you were a huge hollywood star and a great actor. no one can take that away from you. but in 2001, you were accused of killing your wife. you were acquied. you spent a year in a prison cell, a cement box as you called it, but after you were acquitted, the family of your dead wife sued you in a civil case and you were find liable. -- found liable. >> do you know why i was arrested? >> tell me. >> how come i was arrested for murder and i stayed arrested for four years? one in a cement box and three in my front room where i couldn't leave because i was still under arrest. a fellow named specter was arrested for an hour and went

you [ bleep ]. [ bleep ] why don't you just [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. of your [ bleep ]. >> stand still. >> mccombs freely admitted to our producer by the time the officers put him back in his cell he was looking for any possible way to hurt them. >> i just grabbed some water out of the toilet started bombing them. i am just getting tired of what is going on with these people, man. if they don't get me out of here, then i probably will -- might end up killing somebody or they might kill me. >> today, mccombs remains incarcerated and has been transferred to another state prison. >> i figured that if it was going to happen, it would happen within the first year. >> in 2004, karen talley was in her sixth year as correctional officer at indiana state prison when she was so brutally attacked by an inmate, she nearly died. we met her two years later. >> you know, they all know me. the guys know me. i used to work in the intake unit when the new arrivals would come in. they know me. i'll be all right. never imagined it for all these years later. never imagined

phil and together we are [ bleep ] america. >> i've been really excited and nervous to [ bleep ] you especially. >> we need tax cuts for working americans not for [ bleep ] who don't need it. >> [ bleep ] calling the olympic rings or be my guest. >> have you ever been to a party and have to [ bleep ] a hole in a watermelon and couldn't figure out thousand do it. >> when i was little we had a horse and the horse actually [ bleep ] me in the face. >> horse [ bleep ] frnchts from a.m. al. >> this is just a guy [ bleep ] his cousin's wife number not a big deal. >> after dinner i'm going to chew up [ bleep ]. >> the blue team st still laboring over the first part of their punishment. [laughs] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the show, from the travel channel, adam richman is here to talk sandwiches, we have music from rick ross, and we'll be right back with jessica biel, so stick around. [ cheers and applause ]. mr. parker! sir... excuse me, excuse me... can i get you to sign off on the johnson case... ♪ we built this city! ♪ we built this city [ cellphone rings ] ♪ on rock &

(bleep), (bleep). i said over easy! shut up! you (bleep)ed with the wrong marine! (cheers and applause). >> jon: yeah! i would go for that guy, awesome! we'll be right back. (cheers and applause) (cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome back. my guest tonight, a very, very funny actor, also-- which i didn't realize-- an author. his new book is called "the last peril, egypt's transition from the mubarak era." please welcome back to the program steve carell. steve? (cheers and applause) >> thanks so much. thanks for doing this, by the way. >> jon: no, i appreciate it. let me hold it up. i do not know, it's called "the last peril, egypt's transition from the mubarak era." >> do you know how long mubarak's been in power? >> audience member: 30 years! >> jon: 30 years. >> that is in there. (laughter). >> jon: so this look boo security council how long... >> well, i felt it was a discussion that needed to be had. >> jon: you write very movingly about tahrir square. >> you pronounced that perfectly, by the way. >> jon: thank you, thank you. >> i tried to invest part of mysel

your [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. get the [ bleep ] out of here! >> i don't want to buy your story. >> this is what i think of your story. >> i believe he threw a liquid substance under the door that smelled somewhat suspicious and we're going to report that. >> jonathan hall, serving 40 years for murder, was one of the first inmates to make it clear we weren't welcome in administrative segregation. >> unless he does calm down and follow our rules and orders, he'll be cell extracted. >> inmate hall won't calm down. so they call in the special response team. and they suit up in their gear. in these situations, when we want to film it, they always have us suit up as well. >> we'll give him the class three verbal stance. if he doesn't comply at that point, we'll introduce o.c. >> you got it? >> uh-huh. >> inmate hall, come to the door and cuff up. >> [ bleep ]! >> come to the door and cuff up. >> eat a [ bleep ]. >> if you do not cuff up, we will introduce chemical agents. are you going to comply? >> introduce o.c. >> hall has covered his food port an

], man. [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. [ bleep ] you. >> the prison attempts to deal with a violent predator. >> when i first got sentenced, man, i started stabbing police. >> and later, life on indiana's x-row. >> the "x" is toward the end of the alphabet, the end of the line. they "x" people out, extinguish life over here. i guess that's why they call it "x" row. >>> as a sex offender or as a person in prison for rape, which i am, i am persecuted in a multitude of ways. sometimes physical. sometimes psychological. sometimes legally. all right? nobody is fond of a convicted rapist. but even more so, nobody, and i mean nobody, not even a convicted rapist, approves of the child molesters. you see what i'm saying? and they get the worst of the whole thing. >> while most incarcerated sex offenders are, in fact, marked men, jamie daniels is one of the exceptions. >> when i was in high school my senior year, i was involved in a relationship with a sophomore. and we had a child. so i am considered a sex offender. i do have to register as a sex offender. there's probably a few people who are naive w

you are a [bleep]. you're a [bleep]. you're a dumb [bleep]. - you thought of that today? - yeah, earlier. - nice. [dog snorts, party horn honks] [ cheers and applause ] okay. hi. oh, boy. thank you so much for coming tonight. i'm so excited. this is gonna be a real treat. everything has to be perfect, um, 'cause it's my special. and i think, uh, it started off well. i mean, the weather was beautiful already, so we have that. um, i think if you live in a city as gorgeous and fun as new york and -- and the weather is as perfect as it was today, it's impossible to have a bad day. [ applause ] this morning, i woke up from this real sexy, sex...sex dream! [ laughter ] man: oh! well... [ cheering ] yeah, sex dream. [ laughter ] yeah. um, where i was, uh, making love to george washington. [ laughter ] or, rather, he was making love to me, and i was just keeping real still... [ laughter ] ...like it's done, um... and things are going better than i could have ever dreamed of. [ chuckles ] which is ironic. um... when halfway through, out of nowhere, my vagina just turns into this a

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>> the money order went to a person called [ bleep ] -- [ bleep ], and it's in [ bleep ] indiana. >>kay. okay. soon as i get that information, i'll be able to run that name and see who she visited. all right? soon as i get that information i'll be able to get this done. i've been waiting for it. that's the only thing holding me up. this information that i need. okay? >> late. compton decides to take matters into his own hands and calls his mother to encourage her to not delay sending the documents. >> yeah, do you understand the importance of that, though? i get threats every day. i got threatened twice today. just today. how am i supposed to know what they're going to do? they're capable of doing anything. make sure you mail those receipts out. you told me you were doing that like last week, didn't you? >> out in the open, compton draws the attention of other inmates who believe his decision to leave the aryan brotherhood means he's a snitch. >> all right. love you. see you soon. bye. >> snitches -- snitches get killed. [ bleep ]. >>> coming up -- >> i told them that you was ready a

rest assured if somebody killed a [ bleep ], they had a reason to [ bleep ] do it.looking at the dead [ bleep ], not the mother [ bleep ] that killed it. >> have you had any guilt about any of that stuff? >> guilt, yes. i'm overrun with remorse. justice. justice is lovely. what are you thinking? when i said justice is lovely, what were you thinking? >> i was thinking how you'll feel about justice if they give you the death penalty. >> that's exactly what i knew you were thinking. i'll be thinking the same thing. >> that justice is beautiful? >> justice is lovely. >>> coming up -- >> this is my entourage. >> arguably, she's maricopa's most magnetic inmate. >> she runs schemes, runs games, comes to be controller of a pod, what we call pod boss. she's just a game player. >> you've never had a -- a lot of the girls in hollywood do. would you take it? well, there is. [ male announcer ] it's called ocuvite. a vitamin totally dedicated to your eyes, from the eye-care experts at bausch + lomb. as you age, eyes can lose vital nutrients. ocuvite helps replenish key eye nutrie

>> who the ( bleep ) is rick. >> rick! rick! rick! what the ( bleep ) are you doing?top playing with the camera! get back to your seat, man. let's focus, guys. what are your thoughts about the conflict in afghanistan? >> i would just say why can't we just be friends? ( laughter ) >> no, don't sing. do not sing a song. >> that was a good song ♪ why can't we be friends why can't we be friends ♪ >> tonight sing a song, guys ♪ why can't we be friends ♪ >> i'll tell you why-- because you're all a bun of stoners! they were hopeless. you guys don't have what it takes to be president. you, though, seem ton what you're talking about. how about? >> my problem is i was arrested and put in jail for three months for growing marijuana and got two conspiracy charge because i had two roommates living with me. >> that's messed up. >> i have three felonies on my record now. >> hold on for whereon second. one second-- quick question, have any presidents ever been elected with a felony on their records? >> not they know of. >> this guy got busted and he now can't be president. >> well, i

. >> [ bleep ] kill them. >> yeah! >> a girl on the ground is attacked and kicked. >> stomp her, stomp her! >> i think this is one of the most beautiful things i've ever seen. >> it's in the next several minutes one girl after another emerges from the chaos seriously injured. >> [ bleep ]! >> she's bleeding. >> get her! get her to a hospital! >> this girl needs 15 stitches after being slammed in the head with a bucket. >> it is all over. they're initiated. >> but it's far from over. one senior who earlier attacked one of the juniors decides to take one more crack at her. >> yeah! >> an all-out brawl ensues. and police are called to the scene. but by the time they arrive, the fight's over. in the end, five girls are taken to the hospital. this one with a broken ankle. >> the girls came there with weapons intending to do damage and with malice aforethought. there was a girl there with a baseball bat. i'm told there were paint pellet guns. >> as the details of the violent scene on the tape begin to emerge, the principal i

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nobody gives a [bleep] about those two years. it would be like if the keith richards autobiography was called my years as a movie pirate. (applause) nobody cares. now look, if all this [bleep] is being-- romney always has a an airtight alibi. >> i pay the taxes legally required and in the a dollar more. if there is an opportunity to save tax we like anybody else in this country will follow that opportunity. >> we've complied with the law. the law requires to us put out a full financial disclosure. that i've done. >> jon: if you are so-called job creator in the country, even if the jobs you create are in india or china, you are legally entitled to wonderful things like offshore tax accounts and carry interest tax rates that are less than half the rate for normal incomes or $77,000 in business deductions for dressage horse competition expenses. yeah, $77,000 tax write-off to send your horse to the [bleep] prom. here's what he doesn't get. (applause) here's what romney doesn't understand. nobody cares that mitt romney is rich. it's

i will [ bleep ] murder you. so either [ bleep ] or shut the door. he [ bleep ] off.fight with me, fight with my rules. knife. then he won't fight. because he knows he may not win. >> jimmy might convey a tough persona inside shotts, but he has serious concerns about what awaits him on the outside when he finally leaves. >> i killed a man who i knew well, which had two big sons. over 30 years of age, that region. who will cause me a problem when i get out. i understand that. i killed their father. so there's a problem. they may come looking for me. if anybody killed my father, i'd [ bleep ] look for them. so i'm expecting that. do i walk away from it or do i head back? my hands are tied. if i head back i'm saved back in prison but can i let these guys hurt me? they may not just hurt me. they may knife me. i knifed their father. so it's a problem i've got ahead of me. so i may move out of town. >> do you think you're going to drink? >> why not? >> seems to cause you problems. >> i've been doing it for 40 years. any time i'm out. can i see myself stopping now? no. no. y

>> [ bleep ] if i'm in the dorm, somebody behind me, i can't pee. >> come on, guys. [ bleep ]. [ bleep>> come on. >> i ain't gonna hold it. >> you hold it. >> don't be [ bleep ] with me. when i start [ bleep ], you -- >> wait. >> [ bleep ]. it ain't gonna work like that, man. scare the [ bleep ] out this [ bleep ]. >> think waterfalls. >> there it is, look at that. >> i got the [ bleep ] cup. [ bleep ]. >> where's the cup, for crying out loud? >> that's good. >> that's all you want? >> that's all i need. >> finally. >> eureka! i turned the water on, he went. >> man! >> originally done these in lockup, man, didn't have nothing to work with. so i got me some pretty good pencils. oil pencils right. this is a big part of my life in here. drawing, playing guitar, all that little stuff right there, man. >> the shakedown has produced both weapons and drugs. the intense environment has also prompted the accused in the honor dorm stabbing to make a statement. >> man was trying to extort some money out of me. >> extort some money out of you? >> right. >> how were they trying to extort money out

>> [ bleep ]. >> nah [ bleep ] backed up.all come to jail for, right? a pair of these, right? i'm going to take them from you. >> whose sneakers are these? >> i'm going to take these. [ bleep ] these are yours? i'm keeping them. you can have those. take those. >> you brought those. you all can have those. >> these are mine. >> you want them, come take them. let me see you take them. yeah. that's what happens in here every [ bleep ] day. that's what happens in here. i'll take this. [ bleep ] i'll take this. i'll take yours. i'll take yours. and you won't do nothing about it. you understand? you understand me? >> yes. >> i can't hear you. do you understand me? >> yes! >> all right, guys. >> hurry up, let's go. >> it's not often that you see all the inmates, you know, working together towards a common cause. and once those kids were brought up into that unit you could tell that everyone was there to put the fear inside them. >> new meat! >> where'd you get them sneakers? >> they're gone already. >> what's up, baby? come on in he