he's bull[bleep] he's bull[bleep] about stuff.is: all right, well, why don't we let the dust settle a little bit? -sammy: okay. -lemonis: all right? sammy: got it. lemonis: the blow-up between sammy and joe gives me real concern. i know we have a management problem, but i need to put that off to the side and get focused, because we have a meeting with the first potential franchisee. how are you, john? -john: good. how are you? lemonis: good to see you. i'm marcus. i'm blown away by the interest that we already have with the concept, but closing a deal here today will give us real momentum. we've gotten a lot of applications -- almost 800 -- since we kind of launched the concept. and so one of the prerequisites we have is that there's significant restaurant experience. do you have it? -john: sure. my wife's family has been in the restaurant catering business for almost 50 years. i have a background in design and construction. lemonis: well, clearly your background is qualified. why don't we take a look at the menu board? john: you'

i don't take [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. you all [ bleep ]. [ bleep ].'all gone ma bring me up my -- with these [ bleep ] cameras here. that's why you all did this [ bleep ]. >> everything went according to the way it was supposed to. the inmate was removed from his cell, taken to the rec yard so all of his property could be removed. hard items, drinking materials which he used to assault staff with. took him out, got him restrained on the rec yard. medical checked him out. there were no injuries. most of what he was doing was basically theatrical. we moved him back into his house. he'll be in there for a minimum of two hours. >> no way [ bleep ] >> as his demeanor and he wants to comply with the policies and procedures, he'll be removed from the restraints. i think it went excellent. nobody got hurt. >> tirrell shropshire eventually completed his sentence at riverbend and was released from prison in february 2008. but another memorable inmate featured on "lockup" may never know such freedom. >> i was accused of assaulting an inmate with a padlock. so th

>> yeah, they're [bleep] so scared, they won't say a [bleep] word. >> bull[bleep]. >> everybody [bleep> i am so good to everybody who works for me. >> whatever. this is why i'm gonna pick my [bleep] up and go home. i don't have to listen to this [bleep]. >> good, 'cause you're a [bleep] scammer and a liar, [bleep]. gut liquidate this company and go start your own place? >> no, the bottom line is, is that i'm not liquidating anything. >> but i invested $1/2 million in this company. >> i shouldn't have to be dealing with somebody like him. >> nancy, tom--guys, shut up! for a minute, shut up! cool your jets for a minute. >> this is fine? >> why would you bring your employees in here to witness this? >> because i want them to understand what's been goin' on as well. >> how does all this stuff you just talked about do anything to help you sell more trailers? >> it doesn't. but what i'm saying is that it shows that he is underhanded. and how can i make this company grow, grow, grow when i'm dealing--i mean-- >> you have bigger issues than that. >> no, i have no issues. >> no, nancy, you do.

[bleep]. [bleep] serious? >> [laughing] ow!i don't know much about history... >> jeez... announcer: but i'm more than pretty sure this is how the cold war started. >> [laughing] ow! announcer: or was it the war of 1997? ♪ >> hah! announcer: check out more wins & fails at whatwentdown.com. [bells tolling] good morning. many of you are halfway through your first week here at greendale, and as your dean, i thought i would share a few thoughts of wisdom and inspiration. what is community college? well, you've heard all kinds of things. you've heard it's loser college for remedial teens, 20-something dropouts, middle-aged divorcees, and old people keeping their minds active as they circle the drain of eternity. that's what you've heard. however, i wish you luck. okay, you know-- uh-oh. there's more to this speech.

. >> [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. [ bleep ] dog. hope i don't ever get out the [ bleep ] jail and see you out in the world, huh? i'll start swinging on you and beat you [ bleep ] you ain't kidding me [ bleep ] i'm going to drop you first [ bleep ]. i ain't resisting. >> only when gonzalez feels a taser gun pressed against his back does he finally give in. gonzalez will stay in the chair until he calms down, or up to a maximum of two hours. >> [ bleep ] two hours. after that, what's going to happen next? still do the same [ bleep ]. come on, man. come on, man. [ bleep ]. ain't going to stop nobody. for a couple hours. yeah, but not for life. they're going to do it again. and keep doing it. just passing time. >> coming up -- >> this is one of the sparks that we use to add to the tattoo guns. >> the ingenious techniques inmates use to conceal the tattoo paraphernalia. >> that's how we do it. >> and? she'll roll it up into a ball and throw it underneath, which actually rolls into the other cell. >> erica haywood's disturbing behavior an

i haven't forgotten about you ( bleep ). ( bleep ). >> even our commentators haven't forgotten about you. >> i haven't forgotten about you ( bleep ). >> i haven't forgotten about you. ( cheers and applause ) talking about this cosby story is killing me. this is what i looked like a year ago when i started this show. ( laughter ) yes! i was so beautiful then, you guys! i was gorgeous! so i'm happy to say that this story marks the end end of a year of cosby coverage on can the nigh. but 2016 is coming. i'm not about to forget you, ( bleep ). we'll be right back. offers best in class hd towing, best v8 horsepower, and has this year's motor trend truck of the year? ram. chevy. what do you think? the ford. the ford? there's no reason why they shouldn't be. here's the answer. oohh! that's the chevy silverado hd, the chevy silverado, and the chevy colorado. no way! chevy, chevy, chevy. or, this holiday season, trade up to this silverado all star and get a total value of ten thousand dollars when you finance through select lenders. find new ro

that ( bleep ) is true. the force-- what kind of-- what kind of ( bleep ) is that?leep ) is acid. i once made love on a rug that looked exactly like that chewbacca. it made that same sound, too, rrrrrr! i was trying to drink and it went down the wrong pipe. i got some predictions. you know who is going to be a big star, mark hamill. he is going to be in everything from now on. you know who is going no, that han solo guy. this is his last film. sorry, han solo. your movie career is solo. ( laughter ) force. you know what force guides my life-- titties. i'll be honest with you, some of the movie seems biographical. i relate to a lot of ( bleep ). that happened to me. i was in there with this prostitute. what was her name-- oh, ( bleep ). chocolate or something, fudge? i don't know, man, it was one of those drunk nights. we ended up in the dumpster and i was so angry with myself. this was my wedding night. i should have been home that night of all nights. that was fun, though, man. >> larry: thanks, me from the 70s! we'll be right back. ( cheers and applause ) >> larry

and it [bleep] went to [bleep] it went to [bleep] and that's what i want to [bleep] fix.s why i bothered him for two years -- 'cause i still [bleep] believe in it, still. i'm willing to do all this 'cause i believe in that [bleep] that opportunity, what we had, that dream we all had together. tranchina: [ sniffs ] lemonis: i know it's upsetting, but i need you guys to move past it, or this thing's never gonna work. covello: we need to just put this behind us. lemonis: you guys are gonna be friends or family long after this place is gone. todd: marcus, you're gonna get to know me well, and you're gonna get to understand that... [ laughter ] ...money never comes in between my friendships or my family. lemonis: what i'm noticing is that they now are starting to believe that my intent is to have them work together, and they are starting to trust the process. we've taken a step forward. now we have to finish the rest of it. you guys have to trust this process, okay? -are we clear? -sammy: clear. tranchina: can we start making some burgers and some money, please, and get past t

he screamed out in pain, shut the [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. i taunted him.uld say it feels good man. when i set down and i'm writing, i feel like a author. >> by the time i was done, all his front teeth had been knocked out via hammer. the parts of his feet that protruded from his ankles were hacked off. all of his fingers were broken and snatched out of socket. >> could have been more brutal. >> could have been more brutal? >> there's always more brutal. >> coming up -- >> do you get it? >> paul green tries to prepare for his time in prison. >> how about now? >> he stinks. he's never -- never hit it. >> and another inmate in the ad seg unit contemplates his potential prison sentence. >> i killed somebody. i do deserve to go to prison. but not for the rest of my life. . your insurance company raises your rates. maybe you should've done more research on them. for drivers with accident forgiveness, liberty mutual won't raise your rates due to your first accident. liberty mutual insurance. >>> breaking news we are following on the las vegas strip multiple injur

[ bleep ]! what's up? come on, [ bleep ], [ bleep ].he video, he's the man and voice behind the camera. >> somebody see somebody. i don't know where they knew each other from but he was with high pressure crowd this dude by hisself. they broke out, start fighting. i'm recording the fight on my cell phone. they fight. dude try to run or whatever. he tried to run and get out of the way. then people jumped him. >> oliver's next move led police directly to him. >> i put it on youtube. know what i mean? put it -- i mean, just -- you know, it was a fight. >> authorities say the video posting sparked two days of gang violence throughout sacramento that left six people, some of whom were innocent bystanders, shot and injured. >> they had me all over the news. you got me on "america's most wanted." "sacramento's most wanted." crime alert. like man, what is going on here? >> you knew they were looking for you, right? >> yeah. >> you didn't want to turn yourself in? >> no, wasn't going to do that. >> why not? >> man, who want to go to jail? >> a f

i haven't forgotten about you ( bleep ). ( bleep ). bill cosby, yada-yady-yadda, i haven't forgotten about you. >> even our commentators haven't forgotten about you. >> i haven't forgotten about you ( bleep ). >> i haven't forgotten about you. ( cheers and applause ) talking about this cosby story is killing me. this is what i looked like a year ago when i started this show. ( laughter ) yes! i was so beautiful then, you guys! i was gorgeous! so i'm happy to say that this story marks the end end of a year of cosby coverage on can the nigh. but 2016 is coming. i'm not about to forget you, ( bleep ). we'll be right back. redid you say 97?97! yes. you know, that reminds me of geico's 97% customer satisfaction rating. 97%? helped by geico's fast and friendly claims service. huh... oh yeah, baby. geico's as fast and friendly as it gets. woo! geico. expect great savings and a whole lot more. they carry your fans' passions, shouhopes, and dreamscarry pads. and maybe, a chance at greatness... because shoulders were made for greatness. not dand

i haven't forgotten about you ( bleep ). ( bleep ).da, i haven't forgotten about you. >> even our commentators haven't forgotten about you. >> i haven't forgotten about you ( bleep ). >> i haven't forgotten about you. ( cheers and applause ) talking about this cosby story is killing me. this is what i looked like a year ago when i started this show. ( laughter ) yes! i was so beautiful then, you guys! i was gorgeous! so i'm happy to say that this story marks the end end of a year of cosby coverage on can the nigh. but 2016 is coming. i'm not about to forget you, ( bleep ). we'll be right back. ( cheers and applause ). >> larry: welcome back. it's the holiday season and it means it's that time of year when people travel to see family and friends and collect presents from people who are completely out of touch. by the way, thanks, aunt judy. i love my new zune. now, this travel requires people to fly all over the world, but if you're taking off from america, it may be harder than think. >> we have seen significant abuse and misuse of the

i appreciate it. [ bleep ]. [ bleep ] [ bleep ] >> amy, the jail's mental health specialist saw kronsbergt time he was in segregation and helped him get a change in medication. >> he obviously made a choice that earned him some more disciplinary time. the only thing is that he might have projected some of the feelings on to me. [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. >> i think he should take >> he obviously made a choice that earned him some more disciplinary time. the only thing is that he might have projected some of the feelings on to me. [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. >> i think he should take responsibility for that and not blame that on my lack of being able to follow up with him as much as he would like to. ♪ >>> coming up -- >> got the pizza party coming at the end. not really worried about the pizza, man. i'm worried about getting on out of here. >> the turning leaf inmates prepare for graduation and tilghman kronsberg gets a visit from home. >> me giving into them, i'm not doing that. >> i'm hanging up. >> you're hanging up? >> yeah, because i can't listen to this anymore. >> dress out two to dress out one

it. [ bleep ] before i kill your [ bleep ] wife because i will [ bleep ] you and [ bleep ] kill you i'm at my [ bleep ] wits' end answer the [ bleep ] phone. >> going through major withdrawals. >> that's serious. >> he's threatened to kill you. when you heard that message, were you scared? >> no. i don't think he'd do it. >> how does it feel to hear you threaten your dad and your mom? >> i can't believe it. just hearing that out loud. >> reporter: as horrible as the voice mails sound art and linda say they never felt their lives were in danger. >> i can't believe i said that. >> reporter: when he wasn't chasing his next high, justin was talking about quitting. even trying to get help. but with so many addicts like him seeking treatment, he couldn't even get in to see a doctor. >> i called 11 doctors. not a one of them was taking on patients. it's hard enough to make that phone call, but then when you have to make 10 phone calls and get nowhere? you give up. >> somebody's ready to get addiction treatment, they should be in treatment that day or the next day. ideally. because that win

bleep ]? >> until you get that [ bleep ] in your hand you're not sure that he's coming. >> i should get credit for losing. again, this isn't bragging. normally i wouldn't say this but i need your [ bleep ] votes, do you understand that? >> what explains donald trump? >> he's a master [ bleep ]er. >> listen. >> [ bleep ] your mother. >> yeah. >> i mean, the koch brothers are some of the biggest [ bleep ], [ bleep ] you can find. >> the best way to describe my [ bleep ] is unique. i can't think of another word. it's unique in every way. and i have fingerprints all over my [ bleep ] by those who touched me. >> rrow! ow, ow! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are going to take a break. when we come back we'll hand out the coveted clip of the year award for 2015, a special year in review edition of "lie witness news." stick around, we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] wireless networks are awesome. they're big, fast and dependable. and at net10 wireless, we let you tweet, text, talk and s

are some of the biggest [ bleep ], [ bleep ] you can find. >> the best way to describe my [ bleep ] is unique. i can't think of another word. it's unique in every way. and i have fingerprints all over my [ bleep ] by those who touched me. >> rrow! wow, wow! ow, ow! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are going to take a the coveted clip of the year award for 2015, a special year in review edition of "lie witness news." stick around, we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] (trap door opening) rootmetrics in the nation's largest independent study tested wireless performance across the country. verizon, won big with 153 state wins. at&t got 38, sprint got 2, and t-mobile got zero. verizon also won first in the us for data, call speed, and reliability. at&t got... text. stuck on an average network? join verizon and we'll cover your costs to switch. our tender turkey breast sandwich... with all white breast meat and no artificial preservatives, you ate all the turkey for our rhode island market! how am i supposed to do quality control if i can't eat the product? you work in account

] drop you first [ bleep ]. >> [ bleep ].

he's a [bleep].-i'll give you $8.50 or $9 worth of work and not a [bleep] penny more and not any more effort. okay? that's neil. >> when he got bit by the dog and was bleeding, were you concerned about him or the dog? >> ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! okay-- >> andrew, i gotta tell you-- your laugh scares the [bleep] out of me. >> because it's a farce. what neil did was reach down and push the dog back, at which point, the dog bit him. >> it sounds like he was just trying to stop the dog from running in the street. >> i was horrified. why--why would you do that? >> as andrew's ranting and raving, neil walks in. instead of andrew using some sort of decorum or discretion or shutting his mouth, he continues. he actually gets even more amped up. >> and then he comes up to my office yelling and screaming at me that i should have shown more compassion. >> but i think when that happens, i think what people are looking for is some level of sympathy. >> that's not--again, my staff has to function a right way. >> i

>> he did. >> our president [ bleep ] eats a big [ bleep ], i promise it's a big [ bleep ]. i've [ bleep ]ed dozens of balls. >> just take that [ bleep ]. squirt the [ bleep ] into your mouth. >> are you saying -- >> [ bleep ] is just a mediocre day. i ten take three [ bleep ]. one in the morning, one after the gym, one at night. i may have to [ bleep ] right after this. jennifer lawrence fit in her [ bleep ]? >> until you get that [ bleep ] in your hand you're not sure that he's coming. >> i should get credit for losing. again, this isn't bragging. normally i wouldn't say this but i need your [ bleep ] votes, do you understand that? >> what explains donald trump? >> he's a master [ bleep ]er. >> listen. >> [ bleep ] your mother. >> yeah. >> i mean, the koch brothers are some of the biggest [ bleep ], [ eep ] you can find. >> the best way to descre my [ bleep ] is unique. i can't think of another word. it's unique in every way. and i have fingerprints all over my [ bleep ] by those who touched me. >> rrow! wow, wow! ow, ow! [ cheers and applause ] when we come back we'll han

say what you got to say, bitch. >> [ bleep ]. >> i didn't even [ bleep ] do anything. >> everybody stepn your cell right now! step in! >> the officers order all inmates back into their cells. carpontier and rooney are removed from the unit and taken to segregation. >> i just broke a nail. >> that's it? >> yeah. >> what are you guys talking about? >> a new girl was saying a few of us wrote a statement on another female to get her removed. it's false. they questioned us about her. we answered the questions. she was the source of all the problems, so they removed her. chelsea came out of her room from upstairs and started talking so i told her to come down and say it to me. she came to the top of the stairs, so i decided to meet her up there and she just kept getting in my face and she shoved me. >> the whole unit got in everybody's business. just stupid, petty drama. >> both women will receive several days in segregation for fighting. tensions continue to rise in another unit as well. enrique cruz says he came to s-4 on his own free will in order to investigate the alleged misdoings of fe

>> i [ bleep ] a lot of businesspeople, i [ bleep ] a lot of union leaders, i [ bleep ] as many people as i could fit in the day. >> we have the experience to step in as commander in chf. if i were to get hit by a bus. or choke on a [ bleep ]. >> f fm beaver's big [ bleep ] to angelina jolie making us cringe -- >> if your loved one has a wanted to try [ bleep ] we can do a gift certificate. >> not a day goes by that my mom doesn't [ bleep ] me. for hours. >> okay, stop [ bleep ]ing my grandma. >> i'm self-funding my own campaign, all these other guys are like [ bleep ] suckers. >> as soon as he saw me he ran over, two paws in the middle of the chest, jumped up, started [ bleep ]ing my face. he recognized me. >> sometimes kids your age get really excited about [ bleep ]ing. >> well, yeah, [ bleep ]ing is the best, baby! >> you know, [ bleep ]ing does feel good. >> yeah, baby! [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: i know when we showed the clip of jimmy and i dressed as elves -- >> that was so good. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break from our -- from their -- whose sponsors? >> mine.

f is for [bleep]. as in everybody involved in this cover is [bleep]. ca-caw. >> you said it. larry, i sure hope you learned your lesson in corruption junction. never ever changes. >> larry: boy, you really are a little [bleep] weasel. that's all the time we have on this episode of corruption junction. join us next time when the nfl comes by and teaches us how not to talk about brain damage. yay, good-bye, everybody. yay, good-bye, everybody. >> corruption junction, yay. other wireless carriers make families share data. some way to say happy holidays. switch to t-mobile now and get up to 4 lines with up to 6gb each. just $30 bucks a line, that's 6gb each plus unlimited video streaming with binge on™. stream netlfix, hbo now , hulu and more without using your data. and now unwrap the samsung galaxy s6 for $0 upfront and just $10 bucks a month. this year tear into the holidays with t-mobile. we love, love, chocolaty, creamy, with a little something extra. mmm deliciousness. cookies or almonds. yumminess. hershey's is mine, yours, our chocolate. >> welcome back. our first guest w

f is for [bleep]. as in everybody involved in this cover is [bleep]. ca-caw. >> you said it. larry, i sure hope you learned your lesson in corruption junction. never ever changes. >> larry: boy, you really are a little [bleep] weasel. that's all the time we have on this episode of corruption junction. join us next time when the nfl comes by and teaches us how not to talk about brain damage. yay, good-bye, everybody. >> corruption junction, yay. 3 meters... 2 meters... [psssshhhhht!] sorry about that capsule 7. your, ah, vector was a little steep on that one. try again. ♪ 3 meters... 2 meters... 1 met... [psssshhhhht!] noo... snap into a slim jim! with t-mobile and the incredible iphone 6s you can reach more people in more places than before. whether you're at home in the basement on the open road or pulling the late shift at work. you're more connected now because t-mobile doubled its lte coverage in the past year. and our extended range lte goes two times farther than before and is four times better in buildings. get iphone 6s for zero upfront and just five bucks a month. fo