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he was like, [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. you piece of [ bleep ].e was kind of just generally saying kind of all kinds of nasty stuff and cussing and swearing all over the place. and then, like is the case with all sorts of public transportation, there's always some crazy loony tune screaming and saying stuff. i've seen much worse and more crazier in manhattan and australia and stuff. everyone else from a small suburban midwest town, it was very unsettling for them. >> just off camera, one brave soul decides to take a stand against the bully, and he, too, finds himself the target of the man's verbal assault. >> it's, like, a little old asian guy was telling him to, like, hey, sit down, be quiet, you're making this train ride very uncomfortable and hostile for everybody. that's when he got in his face [ bleep ] i'm going to kill you [ bleep ] i'm going to kill you. i kind of, like, looked around the train and saw everyone else. my first thought was, damn it, i'm the only guy who can do something about this. >> the belligerent passenger has no idea wh

>> [ bleep ]! [ bleep ]! >> when we visited the kentucky state penitentiary, we met inmate dwayne harper, who had a long history of forcing officers to extract him from his cell. >> [ bleep ]. i fight sometimes. i argue with the guards. but i'm not violent. you know, i've done a lot of time. i've been doing time on and off since i was 12 years old. >> when we first met harper he was serving his third year in administrative segregation or solitary confinement for having assaulted correctional officers. >> in my opinion, duane is a really stressed-out individual. >> strip everybody out for talking. don't just strip me out for talking! strip everybody out for talking you racist old [ bleep ]! >> shortly after "lockup" arrived at kentucky state penitentiary, officers had to extract harper from his cell again. >> he threatened us with throwing feces on police officers, spitting on us through the door, he threatened our families. >> a lot of the older ones like lieutenant gill, all of them, they know me from when i

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he [ bleep ]s me. >> tonight i am [ bleep ]ing my [ bleep ]. yeah, yeah. >> we asked the white house how many people are on the [ bleep ] list. they said we don't have a [ bleep ] list. >> your starting weight is 305 pounds. his [ bleep ] was this big. >> a boy named ben. who's ben? me? [ bleep ] mommy. who's mommy? >> winston churchill was a great leader but he had what he called a black [ bleep ] that came on him. >> jan, [ bleep ] you. >> gina, will you [ bleep ], [ bleep ] later? >> is your child [ bleep ]? >> name something twins sometimes do in the same way. >> suck their [ bleep ]. >> the truth of the matter is if donald became president nobody knows what the [ bleep ] he would do, he doesn't know what the [ bleep ] he would do. >> we've got to do something for the kids. we have kids choking on [ bleep ]. friendly forest as friendly as can be where the birds [ bleep ] the bees and the bees [ bleep ] the trees and everyone [ bleep ]s me [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] music from tinashe, snakehips and chance the rapper. we'll be righ

>> jan, [ bleep ] you. >> gina, will you [ bleep ], [ bleep ] later? >> is your child [ bleep ]? >> name something twins sometimes do in the same way. >> suck their [ bleep ]. >> the truth of the matter is if donald became president nobody knows what the [ bleep ] he would do, he doesn't know what the [ bleep ] he would do. >> we've got to do something for the kids. we have kids choking on [ bleep ]. friendly forest as friendly as where the birds [ bleep ] the bees and the bees [ bleep ] the trees and everyone [ bleep ]s me [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the show, music from tinashe, snakehips and chance the rapper. we'll be right back with kelly ripa! [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy lala i don't go gut smoothies. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there. tonight, from "how to get away with murder" billy brown is here. then their song is called "all my friends" and indeed, they brought all of them, tinashe and snakehips featuring chance the rapper, from the samsung stage. sunday night the 11th annual "

your unit. [ bleep ] you. i ran professionally. [ bleep ] [ bleep ] you. i've always thought that you're not going to go home anyway, so why tolerate this [ bleep ]? what you need to do, man, is just start raging, just start punishing people, you know, it doesn't matter why, just punish them. but that's not the answer. one thing about being incarcerated is it all comes down to a loss. transferred from idu to the residential treatment unit or rtu, where he's given more privileges and ongoing counseling. >> other guys like, yeah. we can do it like he did it, you know. >> well, yeah. remember, you're trying to change your path. you've been going down a certain road for many years. my only concern is we have to make sure that you have the skills in this initial part to not get suckered into something that's going to trigger your anger. >> everything is going to be all right. >> yeah, really, i'm excited for you. i think -- if you let us help you and support you, i think this is going to work really good for you. mr. bailey has done excellent in maintaining his

[laughter] you must be thinking of [bleep] [bleep] with me. [applause] that's a lot of bleeping they got to do right now. no, it was folk. you might wonder larry why would you be offended with the word folk. have you ever been drug with a concert, compound of hoe ha. that noise, i can't take it. finally i have to say arizona that's a younger generation by using asterisk to spell out a word. you guys are a really racist state. i remember when you fought really hard to not celebrate ml.k. you know did that. you passed that law just pull over browns because of mexicans. that's progress. good for you a asterisk asterisk hole. hole. we'll be right back. ♪ ♪ ♪ yeah yeah ♪ ♪ ♪ here we go, go, go ♪ ♪ i visited every 'ville in nashamerica and nashvilleders. had the best spicy chicken. kfc hot chicken tenders have the spicy, smoky flavor of nash-ville. get it, now-ville at kfc. everyone wants to be (cthe cadbury bunny because only he brings delicious cadbury creme eggs. while others may keep trying, nobunny knows easter better than cadbury. ♪ rootmetric

who the [ bleep ] are you? who the [ bleep ] are you? >> the facebook who the [ bleep ] are you cam. because when you have thousands of friends, you should probably know who the [ bleep ] they are. >> wait. announcer guy, who the [ bleep ] are you? >> announcer: didn't we meet at cynthia's party? >> i don't know cynthia. >> announcer: who the [ bleep ] are you? >> i'm me, who the [ bleep ] are you? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. when we come back a guy from england for reasons unknown did something funny, he threw eggs -- one egg every day at his >> no! no! oh! >> jimmy: there are a lot more. and it gets much funnier from there. we tracked the guy down. his name is jamie. when we come back we'll chat with jamie and his mom live from london. stick around, we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] so my kids don't have to forage, got two jobs to pay a mortgage, and i've also got a brain. life's short, talk is cheap. i'll be working while you sleep. still don't think i've got a brain? you thin

[laughter] you must be thinking of [bleep] [bleep] with me. [applause] that's a lot of bleeping they got to do right now. no, it was folk. you might wonder larry why would you be offended with the word folk. have you ever been drug with a concert, compound of hoe ha. that noise, i can't take it. finally i have to say arizona that's a younger generation by using asterisk to spell out a word. you guys are a really racist state. i remember when you fought really hard to not celebrate ml.k. you know did that. you passed that law just pull over browns because of mexicans. that's progress. good for you a asterisk asterisk hole. hole. we'll be right back. getting unlimited data for your family is a struggle. other carriers either don't offer it, or it's too expensive! not t-mobile! introducing the best data plan ever! get three lines of unlimited 4g lte data for just fifty bucks each, and get a fourth line, free! yup!-we'll give you a fourth line at no extra cost. so tell those other guys you're done worrying about data. get three lines of unlimited

oh [ bleep ]! no! oh! no! oh! no! no! no! no! oh [ bleep ]! every [ bleep ]ing day. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jim: pretty good. we went to grere lengtgt to find this kid. we searched the world. we located him in london enjoying us on our big cisco screen. say hello to jamie keith and his m carol. hello, jamie and carol. how are you? >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you for joining us. >> 20 past 1:00. >> jimmy: a.m., so it's almost breakfast, get the eggs ready, i guess. >> yeah, early. >> jimmy: what inspired you to throw eggs at your mother? >> god. i think -- well, i guess when we were growing up. we lived in back country, you might destroy it and that would be half developed. we can't always have that way of life, just make it easier -- >> jimmy: i know we both speak englishhut i didn't understand one word of that. when you did this the first time did you know you were going to do it over and over again? >> no, i didn't. but i did enjoy the reaction first time, so from there i thought it could be something that would be worth d

he's a [ bleep ] failure to my program. you kick me out of the [ bleep ] [ bleep ] program.ut them other guys -- >> you think i can keep you in the program when you almost killed a guy? >> how is he almost dead? he ain't dead. [ bleep ] up there, they was up there fighting, they didn't get cast away. >> that's the most brutal assault i've seen there in two years. >> so are you saying i did that? >> you and i know that you did it. >> nah, man, you ain't going to put words in my mouth -- >> whatever they do with it, that's up to them. you're not going back on that unit. >> i'm not trying to get back on that unit. my objective is reached. >> that's the thing that really pisses me off and you really [ bleep ] on that. >> what's that? >> because i think you had that planned all along -- >> [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. that's all i had planned? how would that benefit me? listen, my reputation precedes me. i'm going to bring [ bleep ] with me. you know why? because i'm going to bring [ bleep ], [ bleep ] today and give it to him and start fresh the gift of life. i didn't do that. i didn't

poh [ bleep ]! pno! poh! pno! pno! pno! poh [ bleep ]! pevery [ bleep ]ing day. p[ laughter ] p[ cheers and applause ] p>> jimmy: pretty good. pwe went to great lengths to find pthis kid. pwe searched the world. pwe located him in london penjoying us on our big cisco pscreen. psay hello to jamie keith and his pmom carol. phello, jamie and carol. phow are you? p>> hey, jimmy. p>> jimmy: thank you for joining pus. pwhat time is it there right now? p>> 20 past 1:00. p>> jimmy: a.m., so it's almost pguess. p>> yeah, early. p>> jimmy: what inspired you to pthrow eggs at your mother? p>> god. pi think -- well, i guess when we pwere growing up. pwe lived in back country, you pmight destroy it and that would pbe half developed. pwe can't always have that way of plife, just make it easier -- p>> jimmy: i know we both speak penglish but i didn't understand pone word of that. pwhen you did this the first time pdid you know you were going to pdo it over and over again? p>> no, i didn't. pbut i did enjoy the reaction pfirst time, so from there i pthought it could be something

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>> the money order went to a person called [ bleep ] -- [ bleep ], and it's in [ bleep ] indiana. >>oon as i get that information, i'll be able to run that name and see who she visited. all right? soon as i get that information i'll be able to get this done. i've been waiting for it. that's the only thing holding me up. this information that i need. okay? >> late. compton decides to take matters into his own hands and calls his mother to encourage her to not delay sending the documents. >> yeah, do you understand the importance of that, though? i get threats every day. i got threatened twice today. just today. how am i supposed to know what they're going to do? they're capable of doing anything. make sure you mail those receipts out. you told me you were doing that like last week, didn't you? >> out in the open, compton draws the attention of other inmates who believe his decision to leave the aryan brotherhood means he's a snitch. >> all right. love you. see you soon. bye. >> snitches -- snitches get killed. [ bleep ]. >>> coming up -- >> i told them that you was ready and ready to