he's bull[bleep] he's bull[bleep] about stuff.is: all right, well, why don't we let the dust settle a little bit? -sammy: okay. -lemonis: all right? sammy: got it. lemonis: the blow-up between sammy and joe gives me real concern. i know we have a management problem, but i need to put that off to the side and get focused, because we have a meeting with the first potential franchisee. how are you, john? -john: good. how are you? lemonis: good to see you. i'm marcus. i'm blown away by the interest that we already have with the concept, but closing a deal here today will give us real momentum. we've gotten a lot of applications -- almost 800 -- since we kind of launched the concept. and so one of the prerequisites we have is that there's significant restaurant experience. do you have it? -john: sure. my wife's family has been in the restaurant catering business for almost 50 years. i have a background in design and construction. lemonis: well, clearly your background is qualified. why don't we take a look at the menu board? john: you'

] the [ bleep ].'m the ice cream man, 20 bills for a lick. you can catch me on the strip, with that dangle on my hip. long street, be my team, my aim is real sick, no blast be that kid, what up, yo? >> for childhood friends delshaun bloodworth and david peters, sharing a cell at boston's suffolk county jail has helped make the time go by a little bit easier. but after bloodworth attacked another inmate, they're going to be on their own for a while. bloodworth was found to have instigated the fight and was issued a disciplinary report. >> they call it d-reports, you know what i mean? at approximately 1:45 p.m., detainees bloodworth, delshaun, me and my inmate number and [ bleep ] and [ bleep ], whoever he is, were exchanging blows by the phone bank in the 61 unit. which wasn't exchanging blows more like me hammering his face. >> bloodworth has been moved to a single-person cell. >> [ bleep ] >> his time in segregation has been increased by 14 days. seven of them on shower status. meaning the only time

and it [bleep] went to [bleep] it went to [bleep] and that's what i want to [bleep] fix.t's why i bothered him for two years -- 'cause i still [bleep] believe in it, still. i'm willing to do all this 'cause i believe in that [bleep] that opportunity, what we had, that dream we all had together. tranchina: [ sniffs ] lemonis: i know it's upsetting, but i need you guys to move past it, or this thing's never gonna work. covello: we need to just put this behind us. lemonis: you guys are gonna be friends or family long after this place is gone. todd: marcus, you're gonna get to know me well, and you're gonna get to understand that... [ laughter ] ...money never comes in between my friendships or my family. lemonis: what i'm noticing is that they now are starting to believe that my intent is to have them work together, and they are starting to trust the process. we've taken a step forward. now we have to finish the rest of it. you guys have to trust this process, okay? -are we clear? -sammy: clear. tranchina: can we start making some burgers and some money, please, and get past

it's heavy [ bleep ]. i'm not trying to [ bleep ] die in here, but this, you know -- [ bleep ] good at it, but this? just got to get out and stay sober and find a job. that's about what it comes down to. if i'm drinking or doing drugs and i'm employed, how can you go wrong? what could happen? >> in spite of seeing he has release get delayed by seven days because he chose to assault another inmate, joshua coffey's also preparing to go home. >> you already got a job? >> yeah, my brother owns a construction company. >> oh, that's cool. >> i got a job as soon as i want it. hopefully. as long as he don't get pissed at me for something. >> how do you like that? is that short enough or long enough? >> a little bit shorter. that's the one good thing. if it's not good, i'll wear a hat anyway. >> you won't be a hat out here? >> i guarantee i'll be wearing a hat. as a matter of fact, i'll be wearing this hat. this is my fishing hat now. i will be wearing that hat when i go fishing every time. wearing the hat, honestl

i'd be looking out of this [ bleep ] all day. [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] >> alfredoing three life sentences for murder and a member of the nietas, a puerto rican prison gang, has been on close management for the past three years. >> i ain't trying to die in here. believe it or not, it's like my worst fear, i die and then they bury me in the back of the prison? no. you going to bury me, bury me outside the gates. i don't want to be buried in prison and be forgotten. >> roca moreno says he's already feeling forgotten. his numerous disciplinary problems have resulted in his visitation privileges being suspended for the past three years. [ bleep ] >> now officers recently found a lighter hidden in his mattress, which will prolong his sanctions. >> i got screwed because of that lighter. i'm trying to do good. now a lighter is holding me here. i can't see my people just because of the lighter. [ bleep ] >> roca moreno's frustration has recently caused him even more problems. he has just received another disciplinary report for kicking his door after a dispute with an offic

and don't give me that bull (bleep) line -- "all jokes matter ." (bleep) you (bleep).t's not just me. comedians everywhere are outraged -- from prop comics in pensacola to standups in spokane -- and we are standing together and starting a movement -- dick jokes matter. (cheers and applause) just look at the faces that this is affecting. ♪ this country was built on bill dreams and dick jokes. if you want my joke you will have to rip it out of my cold, clammy, lotioned hand. dick jokes matter. >> as a woman comic, and i start all my sentences that way, i don't just rely on vag jokes, i tell dick jokes, too and i am grateful for all the women who also told dick jokes and broke the glass ceiling with their dicks. dick jokes matter! (cheers and applause) >> gilbert gottfried: i remember when i got my first dick joke. my father passed it down to me. i was going to pass it down to my son -- maybe not the whole thing, but at least just the tip. dick jokes matter. (cheers and applause) >> larry: stand with us! let politicians hear your voices. comedy's tradition of dick jokes i

have [ bleep ]ed you, the media has [ bleep ]ed you, universities and colleges have [ bleep ]ed us, except the university ofirst of all i was [ bleep ]ing his [ bleep ] while he was [ bleep ]ing mine. >> everybody wants to hear, yeah, i'd [ bleep ] a man. >> i've never been knocked down [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. well, you know what? maybe you should have. you might learn a few things about yourself. >> he also says it's steph ll just sucking his [ bleep ]. >> so i actually [ bleep ]ed girls, i don't know if you knew this, i am the celebrity goat [ bleep ]ing r [ bleep ]ed a pig, do you think i could try it? >> there is something different about you today. you seem. [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: we'll take a break. when we come backrmo is on the roof, ready to drop prizes on pedestrians. you catch it, you keep it when we return. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] whatcha gonna do when you get outta here? i'm gonna have some fun! what do you consider fun? fun, natural fun! ow! i'm in heaven nd, my laughing boyfriend. steppin' in a rhythm to a funky flow. think when your feet just go? wha

], [ bleep ]. we need pizza, hot wings, grains, chit lines, we need all the good [ bleep ]. it get to hurting people. >> many of the inmates came up with their own culinary concoctions using snacks purchased from the commissary. >> tamales. >> micah butterfield, who was serving six months for possession of methamphetamine, showed us her recipe for corn nut minuto. >> corn nuts in water. let them soak. then you add hot jalapeno cheese. feel like i'm on a cooking show. then you take hot spicy pork rinds. you add it all together. once all of it's wet, you eat it. it's hot. spicy. see? that's minuto. looks nasty, huh? >> while it was a noble effort, i don't think this won anybody on the crew over. but she was trying to do her best with the tools available at the time. >> the same was true when it came to female inmates and makeup. while a few items such as mascara can be purchased from the commissary, most inmates choose to save the money on eye makeup and create their own. colored pencils were a popul

>> ( bleep )! ( bleep )! ( bleep )!get out. >> at this rally, we saw at least nine different groups of people kicked out during trump's speech, an average of one every 4.5 minutes. >> larry: one every 4.5 minutes? what does trump have, a racial egg timer? ding! grab a black! ( laughter ) ( applause ) all right, look, okay, i've said a lot of bad things about donald trump. but i'm sure he can't support the thuggery that's going on in these crowds. >> i love the old days. you know what they used to do to guys like that in a place like this? they'd be carried out on a stretcher, folks. >> larry: contraried out on a stretcher? you know the president isn't supposed to openly advocate for violence, right? no, you do the right thing and quietly go through back channels to authorize drone strikes on weddings. it's called class. learn it. actually, my favorite trump rally ejection was this guy. >> get out of here. get out. sure, sure. >> loser! >> larry: i don't know if you saw that. show it again. see what's on his head. comput

shut the [ bleep ] up or i'll kill you. don't [ bleep ] move. don't move. [ bleep ] >> a grown man senselessly and brutally attacking a teenaged boy. it makes you sick. i chased the story to west stepford. >> shut the [ bleep ] up or i'll kill you. >> apparently this man is a mixed martial arts instructor who works at a local gym. i went by where neighbors say he used to live, and not many wanted to go on camera, they don't know what's really about to happen. police are investigating this matter so the man remains nameless but for our sake we'll call him jack. jack has thousands outraged on social media and the talk of the town, and apparently someone else set up his twitter account, the same person who put the very disturbing video on facebook. >> are you calling the cops? [ bleep ] i'll kill you. any one of you [ bleep ]. >> i spoke with the mom and daughter, the daughter is a mixed martial arts student, and they say this video really hits home and is flat-out disturbing. >> her background is she's a third degree black belt, which they do all

>> yeah. >> [ bleep ] no. [ bleep ] no.n the free world i ain't got to deal would those dudes because i stand up for what's right and it's got something to do with me and it's nobody else's business. it's nobody else's business. >> you stab somebody, that's their business. >> yeah, but they had to do something for me to stab them. >> while bradley may not have been making much progress with the philosophy of anger management, the investigation into his latest write-up was moving right along. >> they got me. >> this time, it was for getting into a loud argument with another honor dorm inmate. >> so sit there, percy. let's go over this thing with this write-up you got. >> bradley's write-up included testimony from other honored dorm inmates, all of whom agreed that bradley started the confrontation. >> they said this is not the first time you've been written up for your anger problems out there, too. they got some other things attached here to where you have gotten written up. >> but i didn't threaten that guy or nothing. i w

like a [ bleep ] tiger. i'm going to take you to court and i'm going to sue the [ bleep ] out of you. >> i really don't have to do this. at this point i am going to put him back in this house. because i really don't know -- >> i'll shut up, man. how about if i can shut up. let's get this over with. >> you know, let's do this tomorrow. it's better for me. >> we're here right now. >> i'm not really in the mood right now. >> i don't care. >> all right, let's go back. >> do what you want. you're the boss, man. >> i can't let him come in and dictate how my interview is going to go, and i won't do that. at some point, i've got to do what's best for me and what was best for me was to end the interview. >> schreiber's stay in general population didn't last long. he was caught with a razor knife and sent back to administrative segregation where he wanted to stay all along. but it came with a price he never expected. >> so, they decided to call him up to the deputy warden's office and have a talk with him. we, the cam

i want to [ bleep ] sarah. i want to [ bleep ] pam. i want to [ bleep ] pam's mother most importantly. >> nice to have you here for [ bleep ]ing. >> we can pass a federal law to end [ bleep ]ing but we sure can try to regulate it. >> before long, some republican is going to start [ bleep ]ing hillary clinton. >> my father was [ bleep ] all his life. he was. >> sir, one difference between this and a donald trump rally is i'm not asking anyone to [ bleep ] you in the [ bleep ]. >> this is the last big [ bleep ] before those elections on tuesday. [ bleep ] at stake. >> [ bleep ]ing your dog can take a lot work. how about [ bleep ]ing a turtle? what i call the diesel which is just black [ bleep ]. call it a day. break. when we come back, i think you're going to like this. if you're on snapchat you're familiar with dj khaled. if you're not, a hip-hop artist and a mogul. he's become famous all over the messages like this. >> life is like the sky. some days going to be a lot of clouds with a lot of turbulence. some days going to be clear blue

he's like [ bleep ] you. [ bleep ] you? i said [ bleep ] me? really?o my bra to take the rest of my money and so i squeezed him, and i was like get off me. he pushed me. he punched me. so he's real big, so i jumped on his ass. he didn't have no underwears on, he had these red shorts on and he's got big balls. so i took my knife out and just cut it. it fell on the floor. >> what? >> his balls fell on the floor. and blood was all in my face, my eyes, my hair, my dress, everywhere on the floor. i never seen no blood gush like that in my life. i must have cut a vein or something. never, ever put your hands on me. it wasn't the money, because i can care less about the money, because the money comes easy to me. it was the point, how he just came at me and grabbed me and then punched me, like i'm a man. but he didn't really know that i can be a man. >> if convicted, melissa could face a sentence of three to five years. but she hopes the judge will view the assault as self-defense and give her a chance at drug rehabilitation rather than prison. while she is he

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and i was like what -- what the [bleep]?arry: and the nu n who booked you said this is a. >> i wish it was a catholic school. i got banned from a school because i asked, i did a show during black history month and i found out that the president of the black student union was a white girl. right? true story, i'm not making thup. she was a white girl and so on stage. >> larry: that sounds like hate speech already. >> you know what i am saying. there was black people in the audience soirks asked the black people, so none of y'all? could have took this job? none of y'all? >> are you doing standup. >> and so what happened was they said, they wrote a letter to my agent saying that i was banned from the school. >> no. >> yeah. >> you were band. >> they banned me because they said i didn't promote racial harmony. >> larry: how did you say it, how did you how come you [bleep] did you say it like that? >> no, i looked around the room and i was like but there's black people in here. and i was like, so none, not one of y'all-- . >> larr

]. [ bleep ]. >> pull your seat away there, please. >> [ bleep ]. >> i'm sorry? >> are you flooding out here or what? >> you know it's not hurting my feelings. >> then, jonathan hall, the inmate extracted the day before, rejoins the ruckus. with a prison camera outside his window to monitor his activity, he begins to yell at "lockup" cameraman brian kelly. >> go film from [ bleep ] child molesters. >>> coming up -- >> we will not negotiate with terrorists! >> the anger in ad seg intensifies. >> you know what, you want to think it's [ bleep ] funny? >>> shortly after our arrival at the limon correctional facility in colorado, two inmates in administrative segregation loudly protested our interview of a sex offender. one of them, george graph, even flooded his cell by intentionally backing up his toilet. >> we will not negotiate with terrorists! >> the prison special response team is called in to extract him from his cell. when inmates don't cooperate, the team uses o.c. gas, a form of pepper spray, to gain compliance. >> get on your knees! >> in this case, graph w

he's a [ bleep ] failure to my program. you kick me out of the [ bleep ] [ bleep ] program. but them other guys -- >> you think i can keep you in the program when you almost killed a guy? >> how is he almost dead? he ain't dead. [ bleep ] up there, they was up there fighting, they didn't get cast away. >> that's the most brutal assault i've seen there in two years. >> are you saying i did that? >> you and i know that you did it. >> nah, man, you ain't going to put words in my mouth -- >> whatever they do with it, that's up to them. you're not going back on that unit. >> i'm not trying to get back on that unit. my objective is reached. >> that's the thing that really pisses me off and you really [ bleep ] me on that. >> what's that? >> because i think you had that planned all along -- >> [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. that's all i had planned? i had it planned out? how would that benefit me? listen, my reputation precedes me. for being a [ bleep ], [ bleep ] with me, you know why? i'm going to bring [ bleep ] with me. i didn't do that. i didn't do that. >> we heard off camera from var

] you in the [ bleep ]. >> this is the last big [ bleep ] before those elections on tuesday. [ bleep ] at stake. >> [ bleep ]ing your dog can take a lot work. how about [ bleep ]ing a turtle? >> brook has turned me on to what i call the diesel which is just black [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. you're going to like this. familiar with dj khaled. if you're not, a hip-hop artist and a mogul. he's become famous all over the world for his life-affirming messages like this. >> life is like the sky. some days going to be a lot of clouds with a lot of turbulence. some days going to be clear blue skies. give thanks for the sky. >> jimmy: did you give thanks for the sky today? all right. well, that's a good reminder. when we come back, dj khaled teaches me to snapchat. we have major key alerts ahead so stick around! man, i'm glad aflac pays cash. aflac! isn't major medical enough? no! who's gonna' help cover the holes in their plans? aflac! like rising co-pays and deductibles... aflac! or help pay the mortgage? or child care? aflaaac! and everyday expenses? aflac! learn abou

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i won't let anybody [ bleep ] on me. that's prison. you can't let anybody [ bleep ] you.r they'll [ bleep ] do you. there are a lot of men in this hall afraid. afraid. i'm not [ bleep ] one of them. i'm 60. they don't attempt to bully me. they know what will happen. i'll [ bleep ] stab them. >> but reid had a larger goal than leaving protective custody. >> jimmy! passionately speaking, i don't think he wants to be here. i think he wants to move to another prison. there's another prison closer to where his family is. it's not as easy as lifting the floor and moving him. we'd have to meet certain criteria which he doesn't meet at the moment. once he's addressed his needs, then we'll look at that again. >> i come from greenock. that's a long-term prison. in greenock. and i would like to go there because i come from there. and with 14 months left of my sentence, i would like to finish it in my hometown. so i've suggested that. they said they'll look to see if i fit the criteria. which i do, i think. because i'm not a troublemaker. >> you've been put in front of me this mornin

this dude is going down. >> [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. ♪ >>> dylan perez has just come home afterine months of deployment. nine months. his girlfriend is there now too. a lot can happen in nine months. >> oh, yeah. >> dylan is very surprised in this moment. >> good job, nicole. >> bause he's seeing his baby for the first time. >> what do you think of that, bud? >> what do you think of that? >> that's right! yes! his subaru has been pimped by his family and friends. and dylan is just now seeing it. >> it looks just like him. >> it sure does look just like him, oli. >> because his dad found a wish list of things that dylan was hoping to do to his car. that's how dad and the rest of the family and friends knew what should be done to his car. that's why it suits him so perfectly. >> how does he know it's really his, though? >> well, because -- [ laughter ] >> off he goes. pimp my ride! >> you paint your wheels. here is what it looked like when dylan left. oh. it grew so much in nine months. ♪ >>> i just love seeing his reaction. his dad told us that he had no idea that this was happen

you talking [ bleep ]? what are you [ bleep ], [ bleep ] say, who said chomo? >> chomo is prison slang for child molester. but it can also be used to define anyone who has a sexual offense. >> we caught up with pasco later that day. he was at the cell block microwave preparing his evening meal. >> call that spaghetti. i call that wet noodles. >> at first, pasco was reluctant to talk about the earlier confrontation in the hallway. >> talk out there later. oh, [ bleep ], i'll talk now. i've been down 20 years. i'm a murderer. i'm a convict. nobody disrespects me like that. i got some little punk coming in. he's been in for a little time and [ bleep ] runs his little mouth, [ bleep ]. fine. that gets you killed in here. i'm a murderer. straight-up convict. >> the more cephis tried to convince us he was a convict, the more i wondered if there was something else going on. >> a few days later, pasco told us what did go on the night he committed murder. >> i was at a bar drinking one night. had nine shots of whiskey and several beers. and gave a ride to my sister-in-l