you can [bleep] [bleep] yourself too, you [bleep]. (narrator) at elimination, the red team nominated... - aziza. - and... wendy. (narrator) while the blue team settled on... - paulie. - and... devin. (narrator) in the end, chef ramsay chose... aziza. (narrator) who had to say good-bye to her dream of becoming head chef at yardbird southern table & bar at the venetian in las vegas. and now, the continuation of hell's kitchen... now piss off. (all) yes, chef. thank you, chef. i think this is, like, the kind of things that give you the perspective that make you the champion. oh, my god. that was [bleep] gut wrenching. sometimes it takes a little bit of humbling down, you know. that black eye, it would be like, "ooh, i'm not the toughest kid on the block." dude, i'm not gonna, i'm gonna bounce back. oh, keep your legs there. - it's like a good pillow. - that's fine. it's keeping my toes warm. oh, man, thanks. want me to take the bra off? i don't know what it is about andrew. i mean, he's funny, i can talk to him about anything. do your th

are you [bleep] kidding? [bleep] [bleep] you [inaudible]. stores in the i ain't [bleep] scared of you. i ain't scared--either. (narrator) the red team ended up only nominating... gia. (narrator) because jessica unbelievably nominated herself. agreed that theyre seeing a she has no fight left in her. she's packed. (narrator) so for the first time in "hell's kitchen" history, e-side, one person is ending jessica's chance of becoming head chef at yardbird southern table & bar at the venetian in las vegas. people are on the and now, the continuation of "hell's kitchen." police are calling a drug related robbery. officers were called to home invasion just after 2 p-m. when they got to get out of here. twain and torrey pines-- (gia) these bitches are savages, yo. police say they found a body of a are you kidding me? i'm a bitch? they s fight... i'm hard to work with? with two men inside of his home... are you [bleep] kidding me? shot in the head. two other people yo, i'm hard to work with? happened. - yo, listen. - you. you. no, no, no. people are

[ bleep ]. you know? like i don't -- i don't want to doo and all of a sudden there was like dolphins, and i'm like under the water, go pro on, i come out dolphins go over me, rainbow, cameras capturing the rainbow of the sun, and i'm like what the [ bleep ]. like that's a good [ bleep ]. but if i'm just there just being like on the beach, eating like a taquito, being like, oh this is a really good [ bleep ] taco. it's like, don't say [ bleep ] there, man. but if there's the dolphins and [ bleep ] light and that, that's when you say [ bleep ], that's the good [ bleep ]. does that make sense? >> oh, it makes perfect sense. >> [ bleep ] ? i'm matty matheson and i'm the host of "dead set on life," the greatest tv show in the world. galaxy, universe, infinity. ?? >> i'm matty matheson, and i'm back for season two of "dead set on life." this is the party i've been looking for. i'm going to do more. travel more. there's a cow down here on the beach. eat more. i'll have the fatty brisket. >> i just don'

bunch of [ bleep ]. [ bleep ] [ bleep ] straight [ bleep ].ll right, see you, bitch. [ bleep ] with the wrong president, idiots. secret service, take him out afterwards. what's up? what's going on with you? >> nothing. it's your guys' crooked-assed system, so -- >> okay. i'm just concerned about the way you're behaving since you've been here. >> what was i doing wrong? >> there was an issue, from my understanding, you snatched the phone cord from the wall -- >> no, i'm not going to talk like that -- >> we're not going to talk like that. >> i'm going to talk -- >> no. >> you're not going to talk. >> let me tell you what's going to happen. >> from this point forward, your actions is going to dictate our reaction. because you've been -- >> what are you going to do? i'm in a chair. you're not going to take care of [ bleep ]. i'm going to kill myself. i need to go down to mental health. that's what i was trying to do. >> that's what you were trying to do? why don't you just say that? >> what's that? >> why don't you just say that? >> because i'm pl

[bleep] [bleep] you [inaudible]. i ain't [bleep] scared of you. i ain't scared--either. (narrator) the red team ended up only nominating... itself. sometimes it's a little bit too gia. (narrator) because jessica unbelievably nominated herself. >> marcy jones, "fox 10 news." she has no fight left in her. she's packed. (narrator) so for the first time in "hell's kitchen" history, police say she accidentally shot chef ramsay sent home a chef who was working table-side, of becoming head chef at yardbird southern table & bar clarendon. the girl is in serious and at the venetian in las vegas. no word yet on how she got her hands on the gun. >> a wild surf to the day here. police arresting a wrong way and now, the continuation of "hell's kitchen." studios here in downtown phoenix. this all happened earlier today and of course we take a look at get out of here. morning as well. gilbert police tells us at -- (gia) these bitches are savages, yo. are you kidding me? i'm a bitch? started shortly after the i'm hard to work with? several 911 calls came in to repo are you [bleep] kiddi

. >> [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. [ bleep ] dog.etter hope i don't ever get out the [ bleep ] jail and see you out in the world, huh? i'll start swinging on you and beat you [ bleep ] you ain't kidding me [ bleep ] i'm going to drop you first [ bleep ]. i ain't resisting. >> only when gonzalez feels a taser gun pressed against his back does he finally give in. gonzalez will stay in the chair until he calms down, or up to a maximum of two hours. >> [ bleep ] two hours. after that, what's going to happen next? still do the same [ bleep ]. come on, man. come on, man. [ bleep ]. ain't going to stop nobody. for a couple hours. yeah, but not for life. they're going to do it again. and keep doing it. just passing time. >> coming up -- >> this is one of the sparks that we use to add to the tattoo guns. >> the ingenious techniques inmates use to conceal the tattoo paraphernalia. >> that's how we do it. >> and? she'll roll it up into a ball and throw it underneath, which actually rolls into the other cell. >> erica haywood's disturbing behavi

[ bleep ]. you know? like i don't -- i don't want to waste my [ bleep ]. if i was like, riding on a sea doo and all of a sudden there was like dolphins, and i'm like under the water, go pro on, i come out dolphins go over me, rainbow, cameras capturing t what the [ bleep ]. like that's a good [ bleep ]. but if i'm just there just being like on the beach, eating like a taquito, being like, oh this is a really good [ bleep ] taco. it's like, don't say [ bleep ] there, man. but if there's the dolphins and [ bleep ] light and that, that's when you say [ bleep ], that's the good [ bleep ]. does that make sense? >> oh, it makes perfect sense. >> [ bleep ] ? i'm matty matheson and i'm the host of "dead set on life," the greatest tv show in the world. galaxy, universe, infinity. back for season two of "dead set on life." this is the party i've been looking for. i'm going to do more. travel more. there's a cow down here on the beach. eat more. i'll have the fatty brisket. >> i just don't want to be a glu

(bleep) (bleep) (bleep)."an who at best say white supremacist enabler, has just been named chief strategist to the president. these are definitely not good times. >> oh, (bleep) that, trevor. this is great, man! this is great. >> roy wood jr., everyone. ( cheers and applause ) >> i just got here. i was so focused on that-- snuck up on you like a trump victory. >> trevor: yeah, and nate silver didn't even warn me. so steve bannon really doesn't bother you? >> hell no. trump and bannon, they're-- they're not like other republicans, man. they're not hiding their racism behind voter i.d. or stop-and-frisk policies. it's out in the open now. finally, klan members won't need to hide their face. they're just going to be running around, "i'm loud, and i'm proud, (bleep)." >> trevor: forgive me, i'm so confused. >> confused? what are you confused about? it's not like this was a surprise. you shf known something was up when ben carson left. he saw steve bannon and got out of the white house like a blad blackdude in a ho

i'd be looking out of this [ bleep ] all day. [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep> alfredo roca moreno, serving three life sentences for murder and a member of the nietas, a puerto rican prison gang, has been on close management for the past three years. >> i ain't trying to die in here. believe it or not, it's like my worst fear, i die and then they bury me in the back of the prison? no. you going to bury me, bury me outside the gates. i don't want to be buried in prison and be forgotten. >> roca moreno says he's already feeling forgotten. his numerous disciplinary problems have resulted in his visitation privileges being suspended for the past three years. [ bleep ] >> now officers recently found a lighter hidden in his mattress, which will prolong his sanctions. >> i got screwed because of that lighter. i'm trying to do good. now a lighter is holding me here. i can't see my people just because of the lighter. [ bleep ] >> roca moreno's frustration has recently caused him even more problems. he has just received another disciplinary report for kicking his door af

i think i need to make my [ bleep ] better [ bleep ]. waste my [ bleep ]. if i was like, riding on a sea doo and all of a sudden there was like dolphins, and i'm like under the water, go pro on, i come out dolphins go over me, rainbow, cameras capturing the rainbow of the sun, and i'm like what the [ bleep ]. like that's a good [ bleep ]. but if i'm just there just being like on the beach, eating like a taquito, being like, oh this is a really good [ bleep ] taco. it's like, don't say [ bleep ] there, man. but if there's the dolphins and [ bleep ] light and that, that's when you say [ bleep ], that's the good [ bleep ]. does that maen >> [ bleep ] ? i'm matty matheson and i'm the host of "dead set on life," the greatest tv show in the world. galaxy, universe, infinity. ? >> i'm matty matheson, and i'm back for season two of "dead set on life." this is the party i've been looking for. i'm going to do more. travel more. there's a cow down here on the beach. eat more. i'll have the fatty brisket. >> i just don't want to be a glutton. >> who am i? i'm an amazin

if you do you crazy [ bleep ]. you connected to this [ bleep ]? [ bleep ]. i'm connected. i'm a gang banger, man. i'm connected. >> reporter: he ended our interview angrily. >> [ bleep ]. >> reporter: lil wayne is in the business of making music, not apologies. davis in new york. >> really? a man who makes his living using offensive language offended by a question? okay, that's one way to end an interview. this story's gotten lots of reaction on social media. please weigh in with your thoughts. simulation initiated. [beeping] take on any galaxy with a car that could stop for you. simulation complete. the new nissan rogue. rogue one: a star wars story. in theaters december 16th. happy anniversary dinner, darlin' can this much love be cleaned by a little bit of dawn ultra? grease cleaning power of two bottles of this bargain brand. a drop of dawn and grease is gone. fact. there's an advil specially made for fast relief that goes to work in minutes. the only advil with a rapid release formula for rapid relief of tough pain. look for advil film-coated in the white box! relief

i been looking out this [ bleep ] all [ bleep ] day. [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ].edo roca moreno, a member of a puerto rican prison gang has been on close management for the mapast three years. >> i could die and they bury me in the back prifrof the prison,. i don't want to be forgotten. >> he says he's already feeling forgotten. his numerous discipline air eye problems have resulted in his visitation privileges being suspended for the past three years. >> [ bleep ] bitch. >> now officers recently found a lighter hidden in his mattress, which will prolong his sanctions. >> i got screwed because of that lighter. i'm trying to do good. now the lighter's holding me here. i can't get to see my people because of the lighter. [ bleep ]. >> roca moreno's frustration has recently caused him even more problems. he has just receive the another disciplinary report for kicking his door after a dispute with an officer. >> well, i told him to get me out, that i was going to rec.. he said he wasn't going to take me out. so i started kicking the door. he started [ bleep ], i start

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you know, how the [bleep] did we get here?s the subject of our new segment, how the [bleep] we got here. [fast-paced music] 2016 was hillary's presidency to lose, and it looks likes that's exactly what she's doing. - for the first time ever, donald trump takes the lead over hillary clinton in the national polling average. it is close though. 43.4% to 43.2%. - [yelling] how the [bleep] did we get here? how are you stuck with two choices? this is the same country with 17 different types of cornflakes. ♪ the republican presidential debate in las vegas, and as soon as all the candidates walked out on stage, one thing became immediately clear: there are still way too many candidates. - ronald reagan was strong, but ronald reagan didn't send troops into the middle east. - and ronald reagan walked away at reykjavik. he walked away; he quit talking when it was time to quit talking. - can i finish with my time? can i finish with my time? - why does she keep interrupting everybody? - yeah. - boy. [laughter, boos] - yeah, boo! boo, donal