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[bleep] -[bleep] -come on, fellas! -[bleep] -guys, guys. -come on, fellas. shouting ] let's [bleep] go right now, huh? [bleep] what's up?! come on, come on, come on, come on. hey, hey, hey. -i ain't playing this game! it's just a show, guys. cody! -[bleep] that. -hey, cody. man: come on. please. i ain't playing no [bleep] game. man: all right, let's keep it professional, guys. -[bleep] -we're fighters. man: all right. all right. let's keep it professional. you got a bunch of stories to tell now. man 2: i feel like i was watching my parents fight. who gets the kids? that's the real question. ♪ dillashaw: all right, ramsey. let's go, baby. it's your turn, baby. purpose and passion. let's go. ♪ you ready, sir? all right. are you ready? fight. nice. ramsey comes out very aggressive, but julian instantly fires back with a couple of jabs. you know, hits one jab, gets some confidence behind it, and starts landing more and more jabs. nice! beautiful. julian's moving really well, and he lands a couple of jabs that, you know, gets ramsey's nose open. dillashaw: ramsey

he's bull[bleep] he's bull[bleep] about stuff.: all right, well, why don't we let the dust settle a little bit? -sammy: okay. -lemonis: all right? sammy: got it. lemonis: the blow-up between sammy and joe gives me real concern. i know we have a management problem, but i need to put that off to the side and get focused, because we have a meeting with the first potential franchisee. how are you, john? -john: good. how are you? lemonis: good to see you. i'm marcus. i'm blown away by the interest that we already have with the concept, but closing a deal here today will give us real momentum. we've gotten a lot of applications -- almost 800 -- since we kind of launched the concept. and so one of the prerequisites we have is that there's significant restaurant experience. do you have it? -john: sure. my wife's family has been in the restaurant catering business for almost 50 years. i have a background in design and construction. lemonis: well, clearly your background is qualified. why don't we take a look at the menu board? john: you've

[bleep] -[bleep] -come on, fellas! -[bleep] -guys, guys. -come on, fellas.[ indistinct shouting ] let's [bleep] go right now, huh? [bleep] what's up?! come on, come on, come on, come on. hey, hey, hey. -i ain't playing this game! it's just a show, guys. cody! -[bleep] that. -hey, cody. man: come on. please. i ain't playing no [bleep] game. man: all right, let's keep it professional, guys. -[bleep] -we're fighters. man: all right. all right. let's keep it professional. you got a bunch of stories to tell now. man 2: i feel like i was watching my parents fight. who gets the kids? that's the real question. ♪ dillashaw: all right, ramsey. let's go, baby. it's your turn, baby. garbrandt: purpose and passion, julian. purpose and passion. let's go. ♪ you ready, sir? all right. are you ready? fight. nice. ramsey comes out very aggressive, but julian instantly fires back with a couple of jabs. you know, hits one jab, gets some confidence behind it, and starts landing more and more jabs. nice! beautiful. julian's moving really well, and he lands a couple of jabs that,

your unit. [ bleep ] you. i ran professionally. [ bleep ] [ bleep ] you. i've always thought that you're not going to go home anyway, so why tolerate this [ bleep ]? what you need to do, man, is just start raging, just start punishing people, you know, it doesn't matter why, just punish them. but that's not the answer. one thing about being incarcerated is it all comes down to a loss. you know, a loss of freedom. loss of people. loss of family, friends. it's one great big loss. but you begin to realize that i don't want to give the system my mentality. i don't want to give the system my sanity. i don't want to give them my integrity. i don't want to give them my loyalty. they're fighting for it. every day, it's a fight in here. every day, you're fighting for something. what i decided to do, i sought mental health. mental health didn't come to me. i went to them. i told them that i would like some help. >> he's been in the idu, our segregation unit, disciplinary segregation unit, i think for 5 1/2 months now. and he's been conduct clear throughout that time

>> the money order went to a person called [ bleep ] -- [ bleep ], and it's in [ bleep ] indiana. >>kay. soon as i get that information, i'll be able to run that name and see who she visited. all right? soon as i get that information i'll be able to get this done. i've been waiting for it. that's the only thing holding me up. this information that i need. okay? >> later, compton decides to take matters into his own hands and calls his mother to encourage her to not delay sending the documents. >> yeah, do you understand the importance of that, though? i get threats every day. i got threatened twice today. just today. how am i supposed to know what they're going to do? they're capable of doing anything. make sure you mail those receipts out. you told me you were doing that like last week, didn't you? >> out in the open, compton draws the attention of other inmates who believe his decision to leave the aryan brotherhood means he's a snitch. >> all right. love you. see you soon. bye. >> snitches -- snitches get killed. [ bleep ]. >>> coming up -- >> i told them that you was ready and re

bunch of [ bleep ]. [ bleep ] [ bleep ] straight [ bleep ]. right, see you, bitch. [ bleep ] with the wrong president, idiots. secret service, take him out afterwards. what's up? what's going on with you? >> nothing. it's your guys' crooked-assed system, so -- >> okay. i'm just concerned about the way you're behaving since you've been here. >> what was i doing wrong? >> there was an issue, from my understanding, you snatched the phone cord from the wall -- >> no, i'm not going to talk like that -- >> we're not going to talk like that. >> i'm going to talk -- >> no. >> you're not going to talk. >> let me tell you what's going to happen. >> from this point forward, your actions is going to dictate our reaction. because you've been -- >> what are you going to do? i'm in a chair. you're not going to take care of [ bleep ]. i'm going to kill myself. i need to go down to mental health. that's what i was trying to do. >> that's what you were trying to do? why don't you just say that? >> what's that? >> why don't you just say that? >> because i'm play

and it [bleep] went to [bleep] it went to [bleep] and that's what i want to [bleep] fix.othered him for two years -- 'cause i still [bleep] believe in it, still. i'm willing to do all this 'cause i believe in that [bleep] that opportunity, what we had, that dream we all had together. tranchina: [ sniffs ] lemonis: i know it's upsetting, but i need you guys to move past it, or this thing's never gonna work. covello: we need to just put this behind us. lemonis: you guys are gonna be friends or family long after this place is gone. todd: marcus, you're gonna get to know me well, and you're gonna get to understand that... [ laughter ] ...money never comes in between my friendships or my family. lemonis: what i'm noticing is that they now are starting to believe that my intent is to have them work together, and they are starting to trust the process. we've taken a step forward. now we have to finish the rest of it. you guys have to trust this process, okay? -are we clear? -sammy: clear. tranchina: can we start making some burgers and some money, please, and get past this crap?

so what the [bleep] wrong with you? bull[bleep].n the girls say that [bleep] nobody say that to me or j.p.! right there, that's when y'all started [bleep]. ain't no mother[bleep] say that, and that's for the [bleep] camera! how y'all like that?! that's what you wanted? that's what the [bleep] they got! >> knowing a shouting match can turn physical, officers quickly separate the inmates. >> ladies -- >> what's the matter? >> -- it's quiet time for a minute, okay, please? all right? just keep to yourselves. leave everybody else alone. all right? >> there you have it. that's why i don't like this dorm. >> every day, you come in to a situation like that where, you know, we have to intervene. it's not just with the females. i mean, it's anywhere in the jail. and that happens every day on every shift in the facility, multiple times most days. >> at louisville metro, male inmates outnumber females by about nine to one. most live in dormitories designed to hold either 16 or 24 men. but they too are almost always beyond capacity. >> this jai

he's a [bleep].s a--i'll give you $8.50 or $9 worth of work and not a [bleep] penny more and not any more effort. okay? that's neil. >> when he got bit by the dog and was bleeding, were you concerned about him or the dog? >> ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! okay-- >> andrew, i gotta tell you-- your laugh scares the [bleep] out of me. >> because it's a farce. what neil did was reach down and push the dog back, at which point, the dog bit him. >> it sounds like he was just trying to stop the dog from running in the street. >> i was horrified. why--why would you do that? >> as andrew's ranting and raving, neil walks in. instead of andrew using some sort of decorum or discretion or shutting his mouth, he continues. he actually gets even more amped up. >> and then he comes up to my office yelling and screaming at me that i should have shown more compassion. >> but i think when that happens, i think what people are looking for is some level of sympathy. >> that's not--again, my staff has to function a right way. >

>> mother [ bleep ]! >> don't you [ bleep ] move! >> get out of the car! get out of the car!as officers attempt to subdue goodell, they have no idea the passenger is the deceased viviana tulli. >> woke up in the hospital. i'm like this, prosecutor is also there. i'm all stitched up. i'm on tv. and i'm like, what the [ bleep ] did i just do? >> goodell was treated at the hospital and returned to the prison from which he had been paroled. three months later, he was transferred to the bergen county jail to stand trial for first-degree murder. during his first few weeks here, he was housed in the medical unit under suicide watch. >> after being here for about three weeks, he was able to convince the doctor he wasn't suicidal. that's when we placed him in population in the high-security wing. shortly after, maybe within an hour or so, he attempted to kill himself by utilizing a razor blade and attempting to cut his throat open. >> my lawyer came to see me and told me i was going to do life in prison. if i was going to do life in prison, i was just going to speed up the process. >>

i mean [ bleep ].ome i threw a toy off his head when he was first born, when i was a little baby. started from there. >> my partner in crime, the only one since the day i was born that was by my side through everything. i always tries to one-up him though. he played baseball, i played baseball. steal a bike, i have to steal a bike. he went to beat somebody up, i was punchinging the kid before he could beat him up. i looked up to him my whole life. >> timothy not only followed robert into the latin kings street gang but through numerous stays at suffolk county. robert has prior convictions on several weapons charges and has had numerous probation violations. >> i don't want to talk to you. leave. what's good, bro, how are you? you all right? >> you look like you lost more weight. >> you look ugly. so it doesn't matter. we get to see each other every court date. that was it. when he was on my floor, sometimes we would run into each other every once in a while and see each other briefly. >> when the [ ble

]ing before takeoff. >> i will blep billi[ bleep ] bd billions of [ bleep ].icans. >> fox news contributor, but his specialty is [ bleep ]ing. karl rove is here. >> my favorite food is guavas. i'm looking to give my girlfriend a [ bleep ] she's never going to forget. >> did you [ bleep ] president obama? >> yeah, i [ bleep ] president obama. and i [ bleep ]ed donald trump. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> david: that was funny. tonight on the show, music from alt-j, guy ritchie, and be right back with courteney cox right now. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ t.j.maxx asks, she's pretty and nice like me. she is special. he knows me better my mom likes pink. mommy loves roses. it's a surprise. you picked this out by yourself? it's a purse. i know you love purses. i do! celebrate the unique mom in your life, with values everyone will love. happy mother's day! ♪ you might not ever just stand there, looking at it. you may never even sit in the back seat. yeah, but maybe you should. ♪ (laughter) ♪ then you're a couple. think of all you'll share... like snoring. does

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president. [ bleep ] you. [ bleep ] you for your leadership. >> a bizarre story out of virginia wherep ]ing cats. >> that was the first time i heard about the [ bleep ] inside of tommy lasorda. >> a passenger on the plane recorded two other passengers [ bleep ]ing before takeoff. >> i will blep billi[ bleep ] bd billions of [ bleep ]. >> make america great? no, his message was [ bleep ] the mexicans. >> fox news contributor, but his specialty is [ bleep ]ing. karl rove is here. >> my favorite food is guavas. i'm looking to give my girlfriend a [ bleep ] she's never going to forget. >> did you [ bleep ] president obama? >> yeah, i [ bleep ] president obama. and i [ bleep ]ed donald trump. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> david: that was funny. tonight on the show, music from alt-j, guy ritchie, and be right back with courteney cox right now. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ t.j.maxx asks, she's pretty and nice like me. she is special. he knows me better than my husband somedays. my mom likes pink. mommy loves roses. it's a surprise. you picked this out by yourself? it's a purse. i know

say what you got to say, bitch. >> [ bleep ]. >> i didn't even [ bleep ] do anything. >> everybody stephe officers order all inmates back into their cells. carpontier and rooney are removed from the unit and taken to segregation. >> i just broke a nail. >> that's it? >> yeah. >> what are you guys talking about? >> a new girl was saying a few of us wrote a statement on another female to get her removed. it's false. they questioned us about her. we answered the questions. she was the source of all the problems, so they removed her. chelsea came out of her room from upstairs and started talking so i told her to come down and say it to me. she came to the top of the stairs, so i decided to meet her up there and she just kept getting in my face and she shoved me. >> the whole unit got in everybody's business. just stupid, petty drama. >> both women will receive several days in segregation for fighting. tensions continue to rise in another unit as well. enrique cruz says he came to s-4 on his own free will in order to investigate the alleged misdoings of fellow blood member michael bates. >>

"(bleep) you, guys! you are my minimum! i wish you were all dead, super dead, most dead ever. ( laughter ) all right, how did i do?" ( cheers and applause ) who is this guy? you know what? i know that they're struggling right now, but i hope that twitter never goes out of business, because without them, we'd never know who the president really is. and that's all we didn't have time for. we'll be right back. ( cheers and applause ) heineken tastes perfect every single time and that doesn't happen by accident - it takes 15 years to become a heineken brewmaster. almost as long as it took me to master this look. ♪ still practicing. it takes 15 years to become a heineken brewmaster. there's more behind the star. to encourage trying, goodnessknows invited people who've always wanted to act, to try. and, action! four delicious bite sized square snacks! great, but it's "snack squares." [bleep] every try is a step to being your best. ♪try a little goodness ♪ ♪ give extra. get extra. >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." peopl

. >> i don't give a [ bleep ]. you can come in here and beat my [ bleep ]. >> i'll do it the hard way. >> do it the hard way [ bleep ]. >> apparently it's a non-contact visit. when they got him to custody hall he has been drinking. he refused a breathalyzer. at that point we cancel your visit and you're going to be brought back to the cell house. >> give me a minute to breathe [ bleep ]. >> i can't leave you with the cuffs. >> we were able to give me back the handcuffs. some days we have agitated offenders. you stick together when there's a problem, stick together, handle it, handle it with the least amount of force necessary. >> alcohol isn't the only banned substance that finds its way to inmates. >> it's a constant cat and mouse game. it's our job to try to keep up with them on every level of contraband and their little hustle that they do. >> in past years the most common forms of contraband were drugs and tobacco. today it's cell phones. our cameras were there when investigators caught a female visitor attempt

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[ bleep ]! [ bleep ]! [ bleep ]! [ bleep ]! [ bleep ]! [ bleep ]! >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." with special guest host anthony anderson! tonight, george lopez, eddie huang, and music from future. here's anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: give me more! give me more! give me more! [ cheers and applause ] whoo! thank you! thank you. i know it's a surprise to see me here. right now some confused old white lady is trying to adjust the darkness settings on her tv. in middle america someplace. no, lady. i'm not jimmy kimmel. i'm your guest host for the night, anthony anderson. ch every time you hear that name, i need you to shout your ass off, okay? i'm going to give a test and see if you're with me. anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. you might know me from the abc show "black-ish." [ cheers and applause ] oh, oh, hold on. that's the one about the black family, not the documentary about those whales getting beat up at seaworld. [ laughter ] that's "blackfish." we're "black-is

so go ahead and stand up. >> [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. i mean, he has the right to have his process. and that's why we do that. and when they become violence then we just say we're done, we're not going to speak to you anymore, and you're going to be removed. that's it. we found the inmate guilty and assessed him 25 days disciplinary detention. >> for rubio it means another 25 days in solitude. more time to ponder his precarious future. coming up -- >> i tried to call one time with my boy on the phone and he said -- and this little punk hangs up on me? i'm smashing him when i get out, skye. >> adam verlander's visit turns into an emotional roller coaster. >> i've got a poem i wrote and i'd like to read it. because this is how i feel about you, skye. 't connect? michael, can we get this data to...? look at me...look at me... look at me... you used to be the "yes" guy. what happened to that guy? legacy technology can handcuff any company. but "yes" is here. so, you're saying we can cut delivery time? yeah. with help from hpe, we can finally

that is complete crap. >> [bleep], you guys are... >> it's bull[bleep]. >> hmm. doin' a lot of stuff. >> i know we are. >> we can only do so much. >> i'm not worried. i know i'm bustin' my ass. i can't do any more than i do. >> i'm ready for that army of people to start helping. >> yep, me too. well, let me give him a call. [phone dialing] [line trilling] >> hello? >> hello, marcus? it's peter and steven. we didn't like the way that ended. we'd really like to get together with you and talk it out. >> uh... >> we need to know where we stand and we really want to know exactly where you stand. >> i'd like you to sit down and talk to my father. >> okay. >> all right. bye. >> after our disagreement yesterday, steve and peter called me. they said they talked to their dad and we should all meet. i'm hoping that their father has convinced them that it's time to step it up. >> this is my father. >> how are you, sir? i'm marcus. so what is it that you guys wanted to talk about? >> i mean, when you and i shook on the deal, i told you that i didn't want to give up control of

that's [bleep] gay. - [bleep] gay as hell. - patty, you are my muse and my flame. - they're neck and neck approaching the finish line! - oh, [bleep] my ass again! [crowd cheering] - aaahhh! - big celebration for the lowe's home improvement team. - patty! how could you? you've ruined us! you've ruined vagisil! - ha! [muffled] - no, no, kenny, go ahead. i deserve it. i thought i could just waltz onto a race track and do what these people do, but i owe you an apology. the truth is, i'm just too smart. and with how smart i am, i'll always be successful and therefore have money. i just have to accept i'm too smart and rich for nascar. time for me to give it up. all right, butters, give me back my money. - huh? - the $58.32 i gave you! i want it back! - but you--you said i could-- [mumbling incoherently] - god damn it, butters! you better have it! butters, you're always trying to screw me over! captioning by captionmax www.captionmax.com from come he de central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. >> trevor: welcome to the daily show, thank you

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. >> [bleep]. before i knock all of your fronts out. >> a newly arrived female inmate rages. >> excuse me? >> get down, get down! >> a surprise raid causes problems for another inmate. >> when the s.o.r.t. team comes in, everybody is going down. >> on the banks of the ohio river, louisville, kentucky, has been ranked as one of the ten safest large cities in america. but downtown is a two-block reminder that not all is well. every year, about 45,000 men and women are booked into the louisville metro department of corrections jail, for charges ranging from misdemeanors. most have only been charged with their crimes and are here awaiting trial or the resolution of their cases. >> act hike you got some sense. >> those stays can range from months to years. and during that time, some will find themselves with new troubles. >> we have some intel from two various sources. there's been a whole lot of marijuana on the fourth floor, so we're trying to catch something and then link it back to certain inmates a

they just keep [ bleep ]. [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. >> when he was arrested for allegedly threatening sheriff already on probation in nearby reno county for failing to register as a sex offender. >> because i have probation there, the minute they charged me here with a criminal threat it was a violation of my probation. so once they violated my probation, i have to go in front of the judge for that. >> lean up against the counter. put your right leg back towards me. >> because he lives locally, delaney was picked up by sedgwick county deputies who will now transport him to the reno county jail for his court appearance. >> i'm beyond frustrated but this is that point where frustration and anger are just melding together and i get out, i'll probably have to go for a walk in a field somewhere for awhile. what can i do? >> while delaney now has multiple legal issues pending across two counties, manda lynch recently learned that her case has been resolved. her judge sentenced her to ten months in state prison and not to a drug rehabilitation program as she had hoped. >> i was pissed. i was furious

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[ bleep ] i'll knock all your fronts out! [ bleep ] i'll knock all your fronts out! >> sit down now. >> i will knock all of your fronts out. knock you down a size, whore. >> sit down. >> you don't feed nobody here, you do nothing right to nobody, [ bleep ] treat them like dogs, all you do is treat people like dogs in here, treat them like dogs. >> are you done so i can explain? >> yes, ma'am, i'm done. >> okay. chow time -- >> for now i am. >> i'm not going to talk if you're going to keep talking over me. you can just sit in here and scream and yell all you want. i'm trying to explain it to you. we just came on shift. chow is on the floor. you will be fed in a -- >> i'm upset because that guy said i wasn't going to be in here long. i don't want to be in here. mr. shepherd, officer shepherd -- >> i can't do what happened on the first shift or the other shift. >> there you go, so now all you can do is keep me in this [ bleep ] till monday, can't you? >> right. >> that's what's going to happen? >> right. >> there you go. i have nothing else to say. >> you can't do anyth

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becky: i'll cart them out of here in my [bleep] car 'cause i'm sick of hearing about the [bleep] smoothies, honest to god. lemonis: but, no, it's not the smoothies that i have a problem with. what i have a problem with is not having an inventory system and an ordering system. and when you make a mistake, you just have to understand that it was a costly mistake. becky: yes. lemonis: i can't stress enough how important it is for any business to have an inventory system. a simple spreadsheet would have saved john and becky from having to throw out thousands of dollars of expired merchandise. john: so, where's that e-mail from your hotshot attorney to resign as trustee of the pension plan? becky: i'll get it in a minute. john: you're either up front and honest, or you're not. becky: i don't claim to be perfect. john: oh, no. i never said i'm perfect. but you won't admit when you make a mistake or anything else -- just like the smoothies. i thought again, "stupid, foolish me. i can work, and i can make this work," but it can't. becky: and you shook his hand. if you didn't feel like shaking his

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because you know, this is real [ bleep ] right here.mer cellmate and childhood friend, david peters, has had some of his own troubles lately. he received 30 days in segregation for his involvement in a five-on-one fight. now he's back in general population again. but the transfer came with a warning. >> they told me if i get in any more fight, i'll stay in the hole for the remainder of my stay or be shipped out. fight's happen. this is jail. put a whole bunch of men in one institution, no females, no nothing, what do you think is going to happen? [ bleep ] there's only so much you could do. i mean, nothing on tv. your bitch acted funny on the phone. what is there left to do? hit the [ bleep ] close to you. that's what happens in jail. you know? >> still awaiting trial on several charges, including possession of a firearm and assault and battery on a police officer, peters takes the long view when it comes to his future. >> i don't want to waste my life. this is the [ bleep ] that comes along with the game. it's like it's time-out. you o

that was detective [ bleep ]?to them was, hey, you guys cops? >> yes. >> so you wondered if they were cops. >> yes, i did. >> so you knew what you were doing was wrong? >> no. i just -- i wasn't trying to get wrapped up in anything bad. because -- like i -- like i was telling the jury earlier, where i'm from, the neighborhood that i'm from, there's police everywhere. so i didn't want to get wrapped up in something like i am in in now is what i'm saying. >> nothing else, judge. >> i'll go over the jury questions. thank you very much. >> thank you. >> after kunkel's testimony, brian boreli makes his closing arguments to the jury. >> good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. some of you may believe cecil's no angel, he sold the checks. i don't care what the officers did. but remember what the judge told you. you can believe the law is wrong but you must follow the law. the law says if it was the officer's idea, which it was, if the officer urged or induced him, which he did, and unless cecil was predisposed to commit thi

if i say [ bleep ], [ bleep ] i get like bleeped out.oray [ laughter and applause ] >> all right, all right. good to know. anyway, thanks for having me. >> seth: what do, what do germans think about all this? what's the german take on donald trump? [ laughter and applause ] >> all right, i have to be -- i mean, that's -- i have to be very diplomatic on this, you know. if i say any wrong thing, i mean literally with the next tweet, he could start a world war. i mean, if he sees us on tv, like a crazy german guy talking like, insulting him, maybe, i don't know. maybe -- >> seth: yeah, that's true. don't risk it. [ laughter ] but i want to ask, was it a big deal? you know, here we talked it. i'm sure you guys talked about it as well. there was a clip of him sitting with angela merkel. >> oh yes. yeah. >> seth: where he did not shake her hand. was this hard as a german to see the u.s. president not -- >> yeah, i mean we are not particularly known to be like, emotional people. so for us it's okay. but we were like, when she went off to visit