he's bull[bleep] he's bull[bleep] about stuff.ght, well, why don't we let the dust settle a little bit? -sammy: okay. -lemonis: all right? sammy: got it. lemonis: the blow-up between sammy and joe gives me real concern. i know we have a management problem, but i need to put that off to the side and get focused, because we have a meeting with the first potential franchisee. how are you, john? -john: good. how are you? lemonis: good to see you. i'm marcus. i'm blown away by the interest that we already have with the concept, but closing a deal here today will give us real momentum. we've gotten a lot of applications -- almost 800 -- since we kind of launched the concept. and so one of the prerequisites we have is that there's significant restaurant experience. do you have it? -john: sure. my wife's family has been in the restaurant catering business for almost 50 years. i have a background in design and construction. lemonis: well, clearly your background is qualified. why don't we take a look at the menu board? john: you've got fiv

[ bleep ]! what's up? come on, [ bleep ], [ bleep ].he video, he's the man and voice behind the camera. >> somebody see somebody. i don't know where they knew each other from but he was with high pressure crowd this dude by hisself. they broke out, start fighting. i'm recording the fight on my cell phone. they fight. dude try to run or whatever. he tried to run and get out of the way. then people jumped him. >> oliver's next move led police directly to him. >> i put it on youtube. know what i mean? put it -- i mean, just -- you know, it was a fight. >> authorities say the video posting sparked two days of gang violence throughout sacramento that left six people, some of whom were innocent bystanders, shot and injured. >> they had me all over the news. you got me on "america's most wanted." "sacramento's most wanted." crime alert. like man, what is going on here? >> you knew they were looking for you, right? >> yeah. >> you didn't want to turn yourself in? >> no, wasn't going to do that. >> why not? >> man, who want to go to jail? >> a f

they like the [ bleep ] to like that [ bleep ]. i wish i was a slave.ep ] somebody up. the first dude that got off the boat said that [ bleep ] you. that [ bleep ] keep on going. keep that [ bleep ] away from me. >> richard pryor was very self-depuself self-depracative and talked about his lacks. what eddie murphy brought to it was a much more macho presence, persona on stage and it was something african-americans longed for at that time. >> nobody brought it in the way eddie brought it in. it was like, look, these are my idols, too, and they're phomenal, but watch whai'm doing with what they did. ♪ no, please, please, oh! ♪ (shrieks in terror) (heavy breathing and snorting) no, no. the running of the bulldogs? surprising. what's not surprising? how much money aleia saved by switching to geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. we cantake them to a game. help those fighting cancer. make them laugh. throw them a party. spend the day with them. be near them. and here's a good one: this summer, dine out and pay with your mastercard an

he screamed out in pain, shut the [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. i taunted him.o i would say it feels good man. when i set down and i'm writing, i feel like a author. >> by the time i was done, all his front teeth had been knocked out via hammer. the parts of his feet that protruded from his ankles were hacked off. all of his fingers were broken and snatched out of socket. >> could have been more brutal. >> could have been more brutal? >> there's always more brutal. >> coming up -- >> do you get it? >> paul green tries to prepare for his time in prison. >> how about now? >> he stinks. he's never -- never hit it. >> and another inmate in the ad seg unit contemplates his potential prison sentence. >> i killed somebody. i do deserve to go to prison. but not for the rest of my life. >>> when pall green looks out the window his cell inside the hamilton justice center in cincinnati, he sees a reminder of what could have been. he is one of the few inmates who managed to escape from the facility. >> they put me in this cell, exactly the view that i escaped from. that's i

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they like the [ bleep ] to like that [ bleep ]. i wish i was a slave. up. the first dude that got off the boat said that [ bleep ] you. that [ bleep ] keep on going. keep that [ bleep ] away from me. >> richard pryor was very self-deprecative and talked about his lacks. eddie murphy was never deprecative. what eddie murphy brought to it was a much more macho presence, persona on stage and it was something african-americans longed for at that time. >> nobody brought it in the way eddie brought it in. it was like, look, these are my idols, too, and they're phenomenal, but watch what i'm doing with what they did. copd makes it hard to breathe. so to breathe better, i go with anoro. ♪go your own way copd tries to say, "go this way." i say, "i'll go my own way" with anoro. ♪go your own way once-daily anoro contains two medicines called bronchodilators, that work together to significantly improve lung function all day and all night. anoro is not for asthma . it contains a type of medicine that increases risk of death in people with asthma. the risk is unknown

i appreciate it. [ bleep ]. [ bleep ] [ bleep ] >> amy, the jail's mental health specialist saw kronsbergtime he was in segregation and helped him get a change in medication. >> he obviously made a choice that earned him some more disciplinary time. the only thing is that he might have projected some of the feelings on to me. [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. >> i think he should take responsibility for that and not blame that on my lack of being able to follow up with him as much as he would like to. ♪ >>> coming up -- >> got the pizza party coming at the end. not really worried about the pizza, man. i'm worried about getting on out of here. >> the turning leaf inmates prepare for graduation and tilghman kronsberg gets a visit from home. >> me giving into them, i'm not doing that. >> i'm hanging up. >> you're hanging up? >> yeah, because i can't listen to this anymore. >> dress out two to dress out one. >>> inside the sheriff al cannon detention center in charleston. >> so this is a really good start for the impact that violent crime has on an individual. >> the turning leaf program run by amy barch

and it [bleep] went to [bleep] it went to [bleep] and that's what i want to [bleep] fix.two years -- 'cause i still [bleep] believe in it, still. i'm willing to do all this 'cause i believe in that [bleep] that opportunity, what we had, that dream we all had together. tranchina: [ sniffs ] lemonis: i know it's upsetting, but i need you guys to move past it, or this thing's never gonna work. covello: we need to just put this behind us. lemonis: you guys are gonna be friends or family long after this place is gone. todd: marcus, you're gonna get to know me well, and you're gonna get to understand that... [ laughter ] ...money never comes in between my friendships or my family. lemonis: what i'm noticing is that they now are starting to believe that my intent is to have them work together, and they are starting to trust the process. we've taken a step forward. now we have to finish the rest of it. you guys have to trust this process, okay? -are we clear? -sammy: clear. tranchina: can we start making some burgers and some money, please, and get past this crap? [ laughter ] le

i'm all set if you are. >> swear to (bleep) god, yo. (bleep) this (bleep) look like, man? the (bleep) what? man, i got a life to mother-(bleep) live too, i'm not about to stay in this mother-(bleep) every (bleep) all day, what? go back to work, come back here. man, what the (bleep) is that? that's not even real life. (bleep) is going on, man? >> he was disrespectful. it seemed like he had a little bit of an anger problem when i was meeting with him. all right, let me see your phone. ...which is initially the reason really why i took the phone. >> is there anything in here? >> not really. >> what do you mean, not really? >> just texting. >> texting? >> yeah. >> okay, i'm going to look through this, i'll give it to you in a little while. >> hmm? >> i'll give it to you in a little while-- do you have any other passwords on here? >> yeah. >> i can't see what you're doing here. >> taking it off right now. >> all right, i'll see you in a minute. phones are a big tool for us. it's actually pretty common that the offenders will like to show off their drinking or their drug use. an

he's a [bleep].-i'll give you $8.50 or $9 worth of work and not a [bleep] penny more and not any more effort. okay? that's neil. >> when he got bit by the dog and was bleeding, were you concerned about him or the dog? >> ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! okay-- >> andrew, i gotta tell you-- your laugh scares the [bleep] out of me. >> because it's a farce. what neil did was reach down and push the dog back, at which point, the dog bit him. >> it sounds like he was just trying to stop the dog from running in the street. >> i was horrified. why--why would you do that? >> as andrew's ranting and raving, neil walks in. instead of andrew using some sort of decorum or discretion or shutting his mouth, he continues. he actually gets even more amped up. >> and then he comes up to my office yelling and screaming at me that i should have shown more compassion. >> but i think when that happens, i think what people are looking for is some level of sympathy. >> that's not--again, my staff has to function a right way. >> i

anything figures gets out and they're like [ bleep ] my money in this [bleep]. >> once he said [bleeppryor -- >> white people come back after intermission and find out niggas done stole they seats. they say, weren't we sitting here dear, i believe we were -- we were sitting here. credit yes, we were sit lg right there well you isn't sitting here now mother [ bleep ]. >> even after slavery it was not permissible for black people to make fun of, mock white people. by the time you get to richard pryor he decide he's not going to speak in code. he's going to talk to mainstream audiences the way black people talk in private. >> these anythingas not a choke hold out here they choke people to death. that mean you're dead when they through. did you know that, black people go yeah we know that. white people go no, we have no idea. >> what it does is it gives people who's never had a way to talk about their struggle the way to talk about it because you can quote richard pryor's joke. richard pryor's liberty was funny so you go ha ha, huh? >> all of a sudden your imagination's cracked open a bit

>> i love [ bleep ].could [ bleep ] in the morning and at night i would -- >> what's preventing you? >> i can't do both. >> go head to head against the celeb and then [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. >> you got a rolex on your first date? >> yes, he said because of the brown face reminded him of my [ bleep ]. >> oh, wait, let me see. it does. >> is president trump really actually sticking his finger in people's [ bleep ]? >> i think he is but i think that's the point. >> good luck, thank you for joining us. >> [ bleep ] you. >> yes, sir. >> d? >> there is a d. >> another one bites the [ bleep ]. >> good for you. >> raise your hand if you've been [ bleep ]ed by a passenger. really? what the [ bleep ] is going on up there? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight music from post malone. from the chicago bulls, jimmy butler is here. we'll be right back with sarah silverman! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ (engine revving) (screams) man: woo hoo! join in on the fun and cash in on the deals at the chevy 4th of july sales even

] y'all [ bleep ] y'all [ bleep ] no! [ bleep ] ain't no -- ain't no [ bleep ] >> ow, ow, ow, ow. >> [ bleep ] >> hold it. hold it. >> come on, [ bleep ] >> come on, [ bleep ] >> i can do this 24/7. >> hymes is back, right now, on a parole violation. he's been violated on parole numerous times. with him, i think it's entertainment. it's a game. he is a master at pushing people's buttons. he knows what reactions he wants to get and he's very, very good at doing it. >> with scanvinski hymes reaching the end of his sentence in just a few days, he will have to find ways to entertain himself in the outside world. >> for most inmates, release from prison is just a temporary freedom. two years after getting out, more than 50% of california's prisoners find themselves right back behind bars. every day officer whitehall greets new prisoners whose crimes range from simple parole violations to major felonies. >> what's your name? >> mcdaniels. >> all right. you been here before? >> no. >> go over stand by the fence. >> what's your n

i look some kind of [bleep] who doesn't know what the [bleep] i'm doing.sed off, and it's throwing me against a wall. roni: seriously, i don't mean to be rude, but you can take that and shove it up your ass. lemonis: coming up, we're in the food-truck business. what do you think? vince: there could be a little bit of a mutiny going on within honest foods. we created the ripple: the doughnut in a doughnut in a doughnut. right away, it was a success. i mean, it really took off. what people don't know is that it all started with points from my chase ink card. i bought the ingredients, utensils, even custom donut cutters. wow! all with 80,000 points. what will you create with your points? learn more about the ink business preferred card. this is a story about mail and packages. and it's also a story about people. people who rely on us every day to deliver their dreams they're handing us more than mail they're handing us their business and while we make more e-commerce deliveries to homes than anyone else in the country, we never forget... that your business is

say what you got to say, bitch. >> [ bleep ]. >> i didn't even [ bleep ] do anything. >> everybody step in your cell right now! step in! >> the officers ordeall inmates back into their cells. carpontier and rooney are removed from the unit and taken to segregation. >> i just broke a nail. >> that's it? >> yeah. >> what are you guys talking about? >> a new girl was saying a few of us wrote a statement on another female to get her removed. it's false. they questioned us about her. we answered the questions. she was the source of all the problems, so they removed her. chelsea came out of her room from upstairs and started talking so i told her to come down and say it to me. she came to the top of the stairs, so i decided to meet her up there and she just kept getting in my face and she shoved me. >> the whole unit got in everybody's business. just stupid, petty drama. >> both women will receive several days in segregation for fighting. tensions continue to rise in another unit as well. enrique cruz says he came to s-4 on his own free will in order to investigate the alleged misdoings of fe

i'm tired of this dating (bleep) girl. it's so much (bleep) work.to send, i got to be cute and careful and witty and charming -- a lot. >> not if you're just trying to (bleep). >> trevor: please welcome issa rae! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: whoo! welcome to the show, issa. >> thank you for having me on the show. >> trevor: i can safely say we've never had a clip that ends with not if you're trying to (bleep). >> trying to break records here. >> trevor: that gripped me immediately. >> because you're trying to (bleep)? >> trevor: no. ( laughter ) i don't know how to answer that question. i'm, like, uh, like in life in general, or this moment in particular -- uh, uh -- ( laughter ) welcome to it. i'm a fan. maybe two or three people don't know who you are or anything about the show. "insecure" inspired by your youtube series, if someone wanted to know what the show is about, why should i get into it, what would you say to them? >> i would say it's about friendship, relationships, it's about, you know, pushing 30 and not kind of -- or feeling l

>> mother [ bleep ]! >> don't you [ bleep ] move! >> get out of the car! get out of the car!> as officers attempt to subdue goodell, they have no idea the passenger is the deceased viviana tulli. >> woke up in the hospital. i'm like this, prosecutor is also there. i'm all stitched up. i'm on tv. and i'm like, what the [ bleep ] did i just do? >> goodell was treated at the hospital and returned to the prison from which he had been paroled. three months later, he was transferred to the bergen county jail to stand trial for first-degree murder. during his first few weeks here, he was housed in the medical unit under suicide watch. >> after being here for about three weeks, he was able to convince the doctor he wasn't suicidal. that's when we placed him in population in the high-security wing. shortly after, maybe within an hour or so, he attempted to kill himself by utilizing a razor blade and attempting to cut his throat open. >> my lawyer came to see me and told me i was going to do life in prison. if i was going to do life in prison, i was just going to speed up the process.

] it's over [ bleep ] i am getting [ bleep ] >> i understand that, kevin.e claims it's all over and done with. he's going to start from scratch. for now it's okay. i believe he's going to be in medical at least for the rest of the night. that's -- that's kevin blanco for you. >> next, the deputy warden tries talking some sense into blanco. >> do you have reason to be conscious? >>> and davon's haircut has attracted the wrong attention. >> do we just let him grow out there? >> that needs to be fixed. you need to be careful on how you address the staff here. goin' up the country. love mom and dad' i'm takin' a nap. dude, you just woke up! ♪ ♪ i'm goin' up the country, baby don't you wanna go? ♪ ♪ i'm goin' up the country, baby don't you wanna go? ♪ geico motorcycle, great rates for great rides. at crowne plaza we know business travel isn't just business. there's this. 'a bit of this. why not? your hotel should make it easy to do all the things you do. which is what we do. crowne plaza. we're all business, mostly. ♪ if you have moderate to severe plaque psoria

every mother [ bleep ] one of you, loser. loser!e worst word you can hear when you're trying to make a comedy is likeable. from the suits. it's not believable if everybody is likeable. we're not. >> what happened to old idea of doing something for your fellow man? of service. i mean today people just -- >> mr. fawlty. >> i'm coming! wait a moment. >> there's no comedy in likeable. i always go to louie depalma played by danny devito. >> sunshine cab. crazy lady, give me a break here. it's ma. >> this was a troll. mean. said the worst things. was he likeable? no. loveable? yes. why? he's really funny. >> this guy does the best addy g. impersonation. do it. go on. >> i don't. >> oh, sorry, it's not you. it's the other one. >> the other what? paki? >> that's racist. >> i think the thing that made "the office" successful with ricky gervais was the realism more relationship oriented and commented on the mundaneness of situations we find ourselves in. >> if i have to work with him another day i will slit my throat. >> not like that though.

. >> [ bleep ]. i didn't do nothing, man. [ bleep ] making me want to kill myself. [ bleep ]. they don't understand. i'm [ bleep ] losing my mind. >> 25-year-old manuel martinez, a self-proclaimed gang member being held on forgery charges, has reached the end of his rope. >> during one of our routine security walks, officers noticed he was attempting to hang himself. pulled him out, put him in the tank back here. so the next step in the process, move to psych, stay there for evaluation and probably end up coming bk. >> you have to watch out. sometimes it could be a setup. they want you to come in and they're ready to take an officer out. >> come here. step out. to your left. left foot up, right foot up, either one. he was down here on all fours with a noose around his neck saying, you know, he was crying, crying, crying for his girlfriend is what it was. and as soon as we started to open the door and came in, he got up and flushed the noose in there. >> i need somebody to talk to. >> he seemed fine throughout the day. no inclination whatsoever that he had problems. it was just

[ bleep ]!y: another year we told people to play catch with dad with something other than a ball. we got some creative responses to that. >> hey, dad, catch. >> [ bleep ]! damn it! >> jimmy kimmel said to do it! is >> jimmy: yeah. if you need to blame me, go right ahead. i don't mind. this year's challenge, it's not physical, it's a verbal challenge. i want you to sneak up on your dad and when he least expects it yell "i love you, dad" as loud as you can. do this whenever and wherever you want. be sure that, a, you surprise him and, b, you do not injure him in any way. do not do this while he's driving, while he's being wheeled into heart surgery, none of those things. [ laughter ] otherwise record yourself yelling "i love you dad" and post to it youtube with the title "hey jimmy kimmel i told my dad i love him." it's going to be very sweet. look for a message from us. we'll put the best ones on the show next week. and you know, i'd say as much as most of us love our fathers, we keep secrets fro

bleep ] [ bleep ]. i don't think she said what i said. >> what she said i said. >> what did you say, joe? what was the word? >> he called me a tramp. >> tramp, yeah, that's what i said. to him. if you want, put me six months. take all the good time -- do what you got to do. >> that's the problem. >> [ bleep ] you. you guys know that. you brought me over here for small, petty nothing crap. you guys know that. >> sanchez i feel you're going do dictate what's going to happen here? >> i'm not dictating nothing. >> that's not the case. i'm going to move you out of this unit. that's it. take him back. and i'll deal with you on monday, joe. >> the hell with monday. just do it now. pull me out of this unit now. get me out of here. i want to go back to 61. so you guys can't threaten me with no steps. i never asked to leave the north anyway. >> i just want to separate him from this environment at this time. it is just not a good situation right now for the correctional officer or the inmate. >> she said she is go

. >> i don't give a [ bleep ]. you can come in here and beat my [ bleep ]. >> that's the hard way to do it. >> i'll do it the hard way because i'm a hard ass [ bleep ]. >> apparently it's a non-contact visit. when they got him to custody hall, he had been drinking. he refused a breathalyzer. at that point we cancel your visit and you're going to be brought back to the cell house. >> give me a minute to breathe [ bleep ]. >> i can't leave you with the cuffs. >> after i talked to him for a while, we were able to have him give me back the handcuffs. some days we have agitated offenders. you stick together when there's a problem, stick together, handle it, handle it with the least amount of force necessary. >> alcohol isn't the only banned substance that finds its way to inmates. >> it's a constant cat and mouse game. it's our j ttry eeup with them on every level of contraband and their little hustles that they do. >> in past years the most common forms of contraband were drugs or tobacco. today, it's cell phones. our

we [ bleep ] we're filming [ bleep ] we're having a bad day.ys one wrong thing. >> i don't know why everybody [ bleep ] i'm gay, i'm not. you know why? it's reverse psychology, that's all it is, a manipulation. they want you to think you're gay but you know you're not. but, you know, later on you'll bite into it and then the next thing you know you're growing your hair and tang hormones. and that's how they turn you out. i'm telling you, i'm not stupid, bro. >> stop talking, [ bleep ]. >> cell 9 is a disaster waiting to happen. he's waiting to explode. [ inaudible ] >> you're polka dot now. >> he wants to kill me. he wants to stab me, he said, he does. ain't nothing they can do in here as far as that goes. >> you gonna kill us? >> when he showed me -- it was a toothbrush, a white one. it was sharpened at the end. he did show me. >> man, i have a toothbrush. matter of fact, i'm going to flush it so i don't get in trouble. that's what i did last time before i went to bed, made me a nice little shave. >> i'm not saying i'm better than him, i'm in

has been in the audience the entire time. >> [ bleep ]! [ bleep ]! my [ bleep ]! the [ bleep ] up. hey. >> i got hit with bibles and boots. you know, i got hit with a teenager once. >> all these little fried shrimp started hitting me. >> they threw these -- they looked like subway tokens. i just got pelted by them. >> identify had a glass thrown at me. a short glass comes at a much faster speed. i've been punched on the stage. >> it's like street fighting combined. you're fighting for your life? >> that's where you learn real quick lines. you get real tough because i saw a lot of friends who were funny but gave it up after one or two times. >> ladies and gentlemen, home box office are pleased to present robin williams! >> hello. >> i guess most of my stuff is just madness. it's a totally different perspective. it's a combination of writing and acting at the same time. it's fantastic. >> i'm doing fantastic. no, you're not, you fool. you're just doing pure -- no reality. no truth. no discussion in the nature of man. >> both of you, quiet, shut up. i'm the rational

[ bleep ].bout to do that. >> so what? >> so, i'm not signing my [ bleep ] signature on that. >> so, they're not even talking about dropping it or nothing? i mean, dropping it down to a lesser charge or nothing? i'm just saying, i just want you home, like, i want you out. >> you don't think i want to be home? >> i know you do. i feel scared still. after hearing what, i guess the public defender told her, like, it made me lose a lot of hope. i was more hopeful before i came. >> with the women facing the possibility of now being separated for years the visit takes a turn. >> so, what you been doing? >> reading. >> and? >> writing. >> and? >> girl, don't [ bleep ] like there's a whole lot to do up in here. >> and? there's a whole lot of bitches in here. >> you think i'm -- >> i'm just saying, like, who you been talking to? >> who am i talking to? my damn self. i'm talking a little crazy. [ bleep ]. >> i'm just saying. every time i ask you, you tell me the same person. >> erica, i do talk to erica.

i'm trying real [ bleep ] hard to stay out of trouble and get my [ bleep ] together, and feels like i have nothing to come home to. like you gave it to the other girl. i don't feel like i have a family. >> stay calm. >> there's too much going on. >> taylor had a young son when she arrived at prison. she gave birth to a second son in prison. >> that little baby don't even know me. this is what you get when you do things that you're not supposed to do. you lose your family. you lose your children. you lose everything. and then you're stuck in here and then you're stuck to run to other things to try to fill your happiness and nothing works and none of this stuff means no woman, no guard, no nothing. what means something to me just hung up on me. and that's my consequence. but there's nothing that i can say, because i'm here and i'm helpless. >> but for some of these women, prison has become the place to find love. >> i have a hard time making friends but the friends i do have are real bitches, so. >> at 28 years old, jamey eldridge has already racked up 21 convictions for crimes includin

i can't [ bleep ] stand you! all right, you know what, then [ bleep ] then? [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. your bunk. get on your bunk now. get on your bunk now! i'm not asking you. get on your bunk! i'm not asking you. it wasn't a question. get on your bunk. get up there, then. you take your fake drama somewhere else. we're not here for that. i'm not asking you a question! why are you talking? figure it out. you want to go home on time, shut your mouth. this ain't your house. so don't start dropping f-bombs and don't start acting like you're tough, because you ain't. okay? period, you're not. lip service gets you nowhere. >> because even a small argument can turn physical, deputy beats, the unit supervisor, immediately questions the two women to determine the source of the problem. >> she just -- i guess she's upset with me, because was -- everybody laughing. i would have been -- >> well, the jail politics, especially in this house, with there being so many people in the minimum side of my house, i'm almost full. i may have a bunk space here or there, but if you put that many women in the

now it's just like, "[bleep] those guys?" this is [bleep] up. jeff: it's [bleep] up. make it right. and if you're just gonna stand behind her, that's [bleep] up. jeff: she had to sell it somehow, so... lemonis: has she sold it already? steve: oh, so she already sold it? jeff: she had to sell it. steve: so, you didn't even tell me this. jeff: she hasn't sold it, but she's making -- steve: you just said she sold it. see, you know a lot more than you're telling me, and i've called you out on this. you just now told me something i didn't know. like, she already might have sold the coffee? were you gonna tell me this? what if we don't have any el salvador coffee now in the next couple months? i need to be to be booking coffees. jeff: well, that's what she needs -- that's what she says she needs. she's over it. we should be willing to pay it because those are her costs. lemonis: that is [bleep] up. steve: where do your loyalties lie? jeff: with my employer. steve: i don't feel that at all. i don't think you need to do anything further for bodhi leaf. [bleep] pisses me off.

that pushed him to a whole new place. >> the hardest [ bleep ] the sister [ bleep ] >> tell an a risat joke a license to offend for the [ bleep ] of it. i was laughing so hard i was crying. >> it was such a release. just what we needed. couldn't have been a better time. a better place. or a better person telling it. >> if you missed any portion, i'll repeat it. >> absolutely had to be done. somebody had to stand up in front of the comedy community and say it's okay but it's not okay but those words must be spoken. >> god bless you. god bless america. >> i thought what gilbert did that night was heroic and i think ultimately can you can say whatever you want about whether it was appropriate it made a lot of people in that room feel very good. and that's that. >> i don't believe in too soon. a little secret, the minute someone says something is off limits all we focus is on how do we do joke s about that. >> one of the strikes choices in the post 9/11 days and weeks was the onion. they released issue dedicated to the 9/11 attacks. at first seemed like a terrible idea but when you see w

not giving a [ bleep ].all it is. >> serving one year for possession of a controlled substance, obadilla has caught the attention of other inmates. in the unit. >> how is he doing in there? >> our new name is polka dot. >> he wants to come out of the closet, that's all his problem is. >> john goesmen and justin richmond are housed one floor below obadilla. >> i'm sorry. >> both men say they are gay and suspect he is as well. >> [ bleep ]. >> we're in a situation where we meet people in here and we're depressed, we're stressed, our family members are getting hurt or whatever. we're locked up. so, this is how we pass our time. we start [ bleep ] each other. we're having a bad day. somebody says one thing. it's on. >> i don't know why everybody [ bleep ] i'm gay, i'm not. it's reverse psychology, that's all it is, a manipulation. they want you to think you're gay but you know you're not. but, you know, later on you'll bite into it and then the next thing you know you're growing your hair and taking hormones. an

>> terrible. >> so how are [ bleep ] and [ bleep ]? >> they're good. he'll be 3. >> when?>> 10th. >> march 10th he'll be 3. is he in day care now? >> yes. is that where he is now? >> yeah. >> so when am i going to get some pictures of the kids? >> all of my pictures are digital. >> yeah? >> all of the pictures are digital. >> you don't have a computer? >> i do. i just haven't put the pictures on the camera to print them out yet. >> oh, yeah. >> mommy was the picturetaker anyways, not really me. i'm not into it. >> well you can have a disc printed out at a cvs or print out the disc for the pictures. i know in the paper the charges that i'm here for, i just wanted you to know all of those, everything was on the internet. i just wanted you to know that what i did, i know was, was stupid, first of all. i never should have been downloading all that material from the computer, but i just want you to know i would never, never in a million years do anything to harm my grandchildren. i love them very much. i just wanted you to know that. not to worry about them being around me, tha

. >> i call bull[bleep] to that. is there anybody that does anything competent down in the florida keys? >> with resources stretched thin at multiple locations... >> you want me to order it even though there may or may not be enough money to pay for it? >> don't worry about that. >> u.s. key lime pie company has failed to make a profit on $1.4 million in sales. if i can't get this owner to focus on his core business of pies... if we don't make, we don't sell it--end of discussion. this business will crumble. >> i really don't want to filmed during this. i really don't. >> my name is marcus lemonis, and i fix failing businesses. 2.5 million people visit key west a year, and you only sell 40,000 pies. i make tough decisions. we're closing the store. we're done. i'm not talking about it anymore. and i back them up with my own cash. >> check that out. >> it's not always pretty... >> tired of this bull[bleep]. >> but this is business. >> we're gonna have a battle on this one. >> i do it to save jobs... i got to get some s

bull [ bleep ]. i was eating and smoking at the same time. >> after i go on like my binge and stuff i would just like go on another binge and just start eating. so pretty much i had two -- two addictions. >> lucas says she's the largest woman in the jail and at her heaviest she weighed nearly double her current 320 pounds. >> probably about 580, close to 600. if i laid on my back, like hip and ass would hang off the bed. i'm sorry, i got a lot of ass. >> but lucas says she's used her weight to make a lot of money. >> i do strip sometimes. big girl strip club. all over maryland and d.c. full nudity, where you wear like a g-string. it's like -- it could be like black or clear. your get those specially made. >> though lucas is imposing, she's popular on her housing unit. >> i been knowing ginger awhile. she a good girl. >> i was really intimidated by ginger at first because of her stature and the look on her face. but she's actually very sweet and like cuddly. >> deputy. >> she wasn't this size when i f

that was detective [ bleep ]? the first thing you said to them was, hey, you guys cops? >> yes. >> so you wondered if they were cops. >> yes, i did. >> so you knew what you were doing was wrong? >> no. i just -- i wasn't trying to get wrapped up in anything bad. because -- like i -- like i was telling the jury earlier, where i'm from, the neighborhood that i'm from, there's police everywhere. so i didn't want to get wrapped up in something like i am in in now is what i'm saying. >> nothing else, judge. >> i'll go over the jury questions. thank you very much. >> thank you. >> after kunkel's testimony, brian boreli makes his closing arguments to the jury. >> good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. some of you may believe cecil's no angel, he sold the checks. i don't care what the officers did. but remember what the judge told you. you can believe the law is wrong but you must follow the law. the law says if it was the officer's idea, which it was, if the officer urged or induced him, which he did, and unless cecil was

like i said -- [ bleep ] >> i'm on you every time. >> you a [ bleep ]. swear to god i'll beat your ass right in front of the police and everything. shut your scary ass up. you already know what's up. >> [ bleep ]. >> bitch. >> sir? >> the two inmates are corey long and -- >> do you have any pain on you? >> no, my knuckles. >> and iron robinson. >> all i got is a little ice pack because i got a little knock, really, from head buttin', but i ain't tripping, you know. just a little war wounds. >> here you see the inmates as i'm bringing the inmates in, i open the door, they're stepping in. the fight is actually taking place right now. >> the fight occurred just to the left of the surveillance camera's view. deputies respond within seconds. when they deploy pepper spray to break it up, other inmates can be seen reacting to it. >> they got pepper spray now. so we identified the one person in the purple shirt. >> handcuffed by deputies, long is now in the camera's view. robinson has already been removed from the scene. both men have been in jail for about a mo