he's bull[bleep] he's bull[bleep] about stuff.is: all right, well, why don't we let the dust settle a little bit? -sammy: okay. -lemonis: all right? sammy: got it. lemonis: the blow-up between sammy and joe gives me real concern. i know we have a management problem, but i need to put that off to the side and get focused, because we have a meeting with the first potential franchisee. how are you, john? -john: good. how are you? lemonis: good to see you. i'm marcus. i'm blown away by the interest that we already have with the concept, but closing a deal here today will give us real momentum. we've gotten a lot of applications -- almost 800 -- since we kind of launched the concept. and so one of the prerequisites we have is that there's significant restaurant experience. do you have it? -john: sure. my wife's family has been in the restaurant catering business for almost 50 years. i have a background in design and construction. lemonis: well, clearly your background is qualified. why don't we take a look at the menu board? john: you'

i appreciate it. [ bleep ]. [ bleep ] [ bleep ] >> amy, the jail's mental health specialist saw kronsbergt time he was in segregation and helped him get a change in medication. >> he obviously made a choice that earned him some more disciplinary time. the only thing i can think of is that he might have projected some of those feelings onto me. >> [bleep] [bleep]. >> i think he should take responsibility for that and not blame that on my lack of being able to follow up with him as much as he would like to. ♪ >>> coming up -- >> got the pizza party coming at the end. not really worried about the pizza, man. i'm worried about getting on out of here. >> the turning leaf inmates prepare for graduation and tilghman kronsberg gets a visit from home. >> me giving into them, i'm not doing that. >> i'm hanging up. >> you're hanging up? >> yeah, because i can't listen to this anymore. liberty mutual stood with me when this guy got a flat tire in the middle of the night, so he got home safe. yeah, my dad says our insurance doesn't have that. what?! you can leave worry behind when liberty stands with

>> he looked like s cat [ bleep ] up. [ bleep ] your cat. >> [ bleep ] you.s in you damn hands. first of all, it doesn't even make sense because if it's in my hands, that means i caught it. >> his mustache looks like a young burt reynolds with the height of sally fields. >> does ndamukong suh ever get tired of being a total [ bleep ]? no. >> looks like he should be plays bass in the revolution. >> when the hardest thing he's ever done is shoot himself in the leg. i'm done. >> jimmy: thanks, everybody, for being so cool. tonight in the show rick springfield sitting in. we'll we right back with lupita nyong'o. >>> portions of jimmy kimmel live brought to you by febreze. banging their head on a low ceiling. drinking spoiled milk. camping in poison ivy. getting a papercut. and having their arm trapped in a vending machine. but for everyone else, there's directv. for #1 rated customer satisfaction over cable, switch to directv and get a $200 reward card. call 1.800.directv hwhat? you know that'sur not your line, right? did you know that h&r block will file your 10

president has a history of [ bleep ] on his own [ bleep ]. >> our nation will forever be free. [ bleep ] you and god bless america. >> i had the best time yesterday. i got to [ bleep ] my friends at the state department. i got to [ bleep ] my friends at the d.c. bureau and my friends at the white house. >> are you ready? >> i found that my [ bleep ] was at that point. if my [ bleep ] is not in it, that's how i am. i follow my [ bleep ]. >> i eat fine food. i eat really some of the finest [ bleep ] in the world. >> what does the president have to fear from robert mueller? >> robert mueller is not someone to be [ bleep ] with. >> roy yamamoto doesn't take his freedom lightly. you see, roy wants [ bleep ] in prison. >> we're talking about how to handle a [ bleep ] eater. joining me now is the [ bleep ] expert. ♪ hello hello hello ♪ how are you you you ♪ what can we do do do ♪ for those in blue blue blue >> just a [ bleep ], lads. >> jimmy: all right. we're going to take a break. when we come back, super bowl sunday, we have an all-new special nfl edition of "mean tweets." and rick springf

e-mail me the [bleep] schedule! just do it! that's a waste of [bleep]!nger and yelling and screaming don't make anybody want to come to work early and stay late. and the goal is to get people to want to be attached to the business, not to run as fast as you can away from it. that brings us to the second rule, make your employees number one. i've been publicly criticized about this philosophy. you read all these books that say, "the customer's always right and make customers number one." and at the end of the day, for me, the customer isn't number one. the employee's number one. my theory is is that if you treat the employee right, that ultimately that employee's going to be the one to interact with the customer and their experience will be better. i think the second thing is employees like to know you have their back. that guy erik you just saw, the one i thought was going to crush me, put me through the wall, he was even worse to his employees. what are you doing?! come on! and he bulldozed anyone who tried to question him. i don't really feel today tha

you've [ bleep ]ed [ bleep ] with him?f office and management budget, my job is to try and [ bleep ] the president. >> this breed has the endurance to [ bleep ] all day. >> i [ bleep ]ed a china woman, i [ bleep ]ed a black woman, i [ bleep ]ed the russian woman, dark, light -- >> i didn't avoid the [ bleep ] sister but i did [ bleep ] her. >> my question, how many [ bleep ], [ bleep ]? >> probably 15. >> 15, that's pretty good. >> a freshman slams his head on the gym floor during a high school basketball game in westchester county. >> immediately the athletic trainer jumped in and [ bleep ]ed his [ bleep ]. >> when we're talking about the day of love, you can [ bleep ] your mom, you can [ bleep ] your pets, you can [ bleep ] your friends. >> i'd like to solve. delicious deep [ bleep ] pizza. >> yes, that's it. >> i have to go show yououououou blow [ bleep ]. >> blow [ bleep ]? oh my god. >> i woke up, my whole shirt was wet. i had [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: oh, steve. [ cheers and applause ] be right back with kyrie irving! i'v

[ bleep ]!> jimmy: that is the angriest man wearing sequins i've ever seen before. [ cheers and applause ] imagine what the speech would have been like if they lost. they had a parade in north korea just had'd-the olympics kim jong-un staged a large parade and gate a speech his state of the un-ion a address. you think we go over the top with our state of the union wait until donald trump sees this. [ speaking foreign language ]. ha, ha, ha. that's his wife by the way a rare public appearance by his wife aren't they cute they even wear the same pea anne tailor loft sells those. see melania it could be slightly worse. north coreoa is sending a delegation to pyeongchang kim jong-un's younger sister, it's a big deal diplomatically, also be a big deal to explain what lunch is. the olympic games began with mixed doubles curling, starting off with whatever the opposite of a bang is. i was looking at the medals, they're different. why they would change these i don't know. these look like floor samples s

) up wake the ( bleep ) up ♪ yeah, ♪ pick up a brick♪ your country is being run by an orange ( bleeplansman ♪ the north pole better speak north korean ♪ the president might tweet us into atom bomb season ♪ well, you've got a point the world can be frightful ♪ hey, there's santa and he's delightful ♪ let's be merry not pout or grimace ♪ so stuff your stocking and forget for five minutes ( laughter ) ♪ ain't no chestnuts roasting on the souls in the flames ♪ congratulations mankind you're ( bleep ) insane ♪ the hair is made of smog and the earth ♪ is getting ( bleep ) we're at war every day ♪ that's a drone not a sleigh ♪ facebook reminder: time to go out and shop ♪ your government is infiltrated by russian black ops ♪ christmas so white like the nazi alt-right ♪ and they're caroling with torches ♪ violent and deadly night ( laughter ) >> stephen: fair point, but there's also... ♪ sitting by the fire and sharing conversation ♪ trimming the tree it's a magical creation ♪ put politics aside for just one night ♪ the whole family's here so try to keep it light ( laughter ) ♪ run the jewels

a [ bleep ].always wanted a [ bleep ]. >> this night is made a lot sweeter because i know you have four and i have five. [ cheers and applause ] >> glad they're getting along. tonight on the show music from wrzosek and marcus cannon is here and we'll be right back with saoirse ronan. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by kevita. sparkling probiotic drinks, alive like you. ♪ introducing the npower jean aka the perfect straight. and introducing the new relaxed slim for men. power up with 50% off all jeans this saturday and sunday only. at old navy. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi and welcome back. tonight from the very funny new movie "game night," kyle chandler is here. then, his ep came out today. it's called "game winner." joey dosik from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo okay let's do it. so guillermo has a snapchat face on. now we've added the filter. it's like a look into infinity. bring it up a little

-gary: bull[bleep] i didn't. -lemonis: bull[bleep] when?ohn: i'm not selling my soul to anybody to put up with your [bleep] lemonis: the owners of key lime pie, jim and alison, had three pie stores, but business was bad and they hadn't taken a check in months. i wanted to shut down one of the stores. it was losing $25,000 a year and it was a no-brainer. jim: you're coming in here. you're telling me you're closing the store. lemonis: that's right. jim: what are you gonna pull next? i mean, what's gonna happen tomorrow? lemonis: whatever it takes to be very successful. whatever it takes, because the plan that you guys have had didn't work. we're closing the store. we're done. i'm not talking about it anymore. -jim: you better be right. -lemonis: i know i'm right. jim: i can't put up with this [bleep] anymore. lemonis: and then, there was andrew rosenthal, the owner of la dogworks -- a full-service grooming, boarding, and training facility. i thought the staff was fantastic, and i loved the business. and i thought it would be a great investmen

you're trying to dress -- >> [ bleep ] i ain't being -- >> very [ bleep ] right now but i want you toe honest with the whole story. >> i'm being honest with the whole story. >> there's more to that little story than you're telling me. >> no, it ain't. it wasn't nothing serious, though, i swear to god. >> i was talking to a female on the phone. >> that's basically it, that's your story? i'm giving you a chance right now, i'm being fair with you because basically you're not telling me your story, we have enough right now to lock you down so tight in here you'll forget how to write letters and forget how to talk on the phone. your meals are going to be altered. i'm giving you the opportunity. >> i don't want that to happen because [ bleep ] i'm telling you the truth. i admitted it. i said some stupid [ bleep ] on the phone. but come on, man, you can read how i said it on the phone it wasn't nothing serious, it wasn't even like it was full of details. i'm like you going to come and get me out this bitch. >> all right, relax. >> don't leave me in this hole. >> we haven't decided on your fa

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] [ bleep ] >> whoa. he had had enough. >> the guy gets up and starts punching the other fella. >> whoa. >> this is a real brawl. >> which is why what happens next is just as bizarre. [ bleep ] >> the guy in the t-shirt raises his hand trying to protect himself and the other guy has a bloody face and just when you think this is about to continue, they just start talking, out of nowhere, the situation deescalates. >> it gets even more bizarre. because he lost his shoe and his mind. >> because the guy in the blue is trying to walk away, the other guy follows him and then does this. >> they hug it out. maybe they should have hugged it out first. >> how about conversation before all of this. >> the good thing is that things deescalated and now they're hugging. >> oh. [ howling ] >>> everybody is talking about the commercials from yesterday's game. youtube's best is this one, devin supertramp was invited to go big so he did. we have tips for wing suitors and we've got a hospital and devin supertramp. >> don't

what the [ bleep ]!it belongs on some guy's front lawn in staten island. >> he's definitely talking about poodles. >> then there's the judging. >> i want you to run around a circle with your dog and you run around in a circle with your dog. okay, stop, i got it! this is the world's best dog. why! >> it's the high step, which dog can swag out the best. >> when he breaks it down like this, it does all seem pretty absurd. >> also because you're a grumpy, old man. >> i wouldn't mind having a beer with vic. >> that's what ticks me off! >>> i know you're thinking that is one cute beaver. you'd be right. that's justin beaver. there are other people that love puns. justin 7 months old orphaned, being looked after quite well and also looking after himself. what do beavers like to build? >> dams. >> dams, that he'that's exactly and what young justin is doing. as the camera comes around the corner justin has been a busy beaver. the begins of justin's dam are coming together there. looks like a rag, a little cuddly

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get out. [ bleep ]. get out of the car. get out of the car. why didn't you listen to dad when i said stop? look at this. >> it's the garage. >> it looks like in this case, natalia maybe continues to brake for the gas. when dad screams stop, maybe she just freaked out a little bit. >> i'm saying it's his fault. she's learning. she's stressed out. he should have kept calm. >> nice try. >> dad, pay up. >> she's going to hear about this for, i don't know, the rest of her life. >> comedy in the making. in 15 years she will think this is hilarious. >> while she's still on the bus. >> sarah jane knows how to rock it. >> people think it's flamboyant. for her, it's her armor. >> see how she pulls off some expressive style. >> those look cute. >> kittens are loving their new toy. >> it's play time. >> find out why not everyone is on board with this game. friends, colleagues, gathered here are the world's finest insurance experts. rodney -- mastermind of discounts like safe driver, paperless. the list goes on. how about a discount for long lists? gold. m

what the [ bleep ]!some guy's front lawn in staten island. >> he's definitely poodles. >> then there's the to run arou circle with your dog and you run around in a circle with your okay, stop, i got it! this is the world's best dog. why! >> it's the high step, which dog can swag out the best. >> when he breaks it down like this, it does all seem pretty absu>> also because you're a gr, old man. >> i wouldn't mind havwith vic. >> that's what ticks me off!w y is one cute beaver. you'd be that's justin beaver. puns. justin 7 months old orphaned, being looked after quite well ando looking after himself. what do beavers like to build? >> ms. >> dams,e'that's r anddoing. camer comes around th corner justin has been a busy beaver. the begins of justin's dam are coming together there. looks like a rag, a little cuddly toy and some other cat toy by the looks of it. >> he's more of a horder now. >> he's maintaining integrity. >> i want to see him climb up on the kitchen counter and turn on the faucet. >> it's wild

what the [ bleep ] [ bleep ] is facebook doing?iends see your stuff, so why are you messing about? >> why can't all your friends see what you're post? isn't that what facebook is about? having your friends see your posts? it makes no [ bleep ] sense! >> and they're changing stuff all the time. >> what the heck is an algorithm anyway. >> i always thought an algorithm was an ex-vice president who danced, al gore rhythm. you know what, facebook, you want to make it better, go punch yourself in the [ bleep ] algorithm and leave us all the [ bleep ] alone! >> vic, he's my brother. >> that's a great question, i can tell you what vic is like "right this minute" because he's joining us via skype. vic, how are you doing? >> thank you for having me. i was in a nice mood, now listening to myself, i'm all ticked off again. >> vic, is your doctor concerned but, maybe your blood pressure? >> my blood pressure is fine. no happy medium with me. i'm either very quiet or i explode. there's a ticked off vic in each and every one of us. even when i wa

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[bleep] wasn't enough.esse: i think you two should be the grand marshals of the it in parade. >> i don't understand why it is the women can march on the street with offensive caps on their heads and nothing is said. gay pride parades with half naked people and noilings said. the hypocrisy on the left is so real. if he wants to honor the military, i say bring on the parade. i think it will be very pay the yoict in our country. jesse: that's a great point. the pro women's march and no. the whole country supports standing for the flag and a few crazy democrats will be against it and they will look unpatriotic. a new study says cursing is good for you. it helps feign imagine the, release of stress and is associated with honesty. do you guise believe the study? >> yes [bleep] [bleep] i believe the study. i like to cuss when i get upset. when we see the obama administration, the dnc, we see hillary clinton along with the fbi and the doj colludingw together to try to bring down an administration and try to derail

you mother [ bleep ] better put your heads in the dirt or we're going to blow your [ bleep ] heads offman there that was pregnant that they beat her up and she lost her baby. and i remember putting my hand over my mouth so i wouldn't subconsciously or otherwise wouldn't allow any sound to come out. and then it was over. i remember going to the kitchen and getting towels to try to pack mrs. opsahl's wounds. we put the towels on her body. god. it just went through her. and so we knew there was nothing that could be done. we just sat with her until they came. and after they took her away, we cleaned up the blood that was left on the floor. we couldn't just leave the mess. and there was nobody there to take care of it but us. >> the mother of four was killed. we killed her. [ bleep ]. >> my dad actually was a surgeon. i found out later that he had been one of the doctors that tried to resuscitate her when they brought her in and was the last to step away, and i think one of them kind of had to insist that he stop because he wouldn't by himself. couldn't imagine him having to do that. >> fo

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