bleeped. i'm worried about us getting bleeped. [ laughter ] >> i think we're getting bleeped right now. i think biden is the one who is bleeping us. listen, his entire being should be on a seven-second delay, all right? i think he plagiarized us from tony soprano. it doesn't surprise me. everybody in barack's inner circle has thug's tourette syndrome. if he wants to drop f bomb drop some f bombs on our enemies. how about that? >> bill: all right. acorn going out of business april 1st. how appropriate. and, you know, can't feel sorry for these people. >> listen, billy, any time somebody comes into an office and sits down and talks about making prostitutes out of young women from another country -- this cuts through all this other p.r.b.s. any time you look another human in the u.s. to say i need money to set up a brothel for underaged girls and you don't tackle him and hold him down until you get the cops there but you laugh about it, i don't care what the back story is, they are bad people. i'm glad they are out of business. >> bill: there is a good news component here. they all will ge

you [ bleep ] in here last night. >> exciting for both of us. >> the fight is not over. are [ bleep ] people up. >> an animal most people never want to [ bleep ]. you said -- obvious reasons a pork pine. >> only been nine weeks but i [ bleep ] a whole person. >> hey [ bleep ] face! can't you read? [ applause ] >> jimmy: we have a good show tonight. craig robinson is here. sarah mclachlan and 'emmylou harris are here. and pierce brosnan is here, so hang out. vo: old navy super search! kelly: for this week's challenge, you're in the arty cardi. it's a work f art for only 15 dollars. kelly: becky, will you look the most sculpted? eva: (over footage) super. michelle: love it. amy: hate it. eva: ooh, so close. !but you're supposed to frame a work of art, not cover it. natalie: this is how we put the arty in the cardi. amy: (cat calls) ow! kelly: please hand in your stand. vo: frame yourself with arty cardis! just 15 dollars. girls 10. this week at old navy. (music throughout) the energy drink for your feet. with zig tech. i get more train. less pain. >> jimmy: thank you, clet

us. holy [ bleep ]. >> look at that. this video was captured by a storm chaser and posted on youtube.al weather service says at least three likely tornadoes hit the state. one of those was in belmont where several mobile homes was damaged. storms have soaked the area. storms produced 70-mile-per-hour winds and hail as large as baseballs. jacqui jeras, take it away. >> we have a few reports of injuries, by the way, with the one that was in the high point area. so they have been causing damage. people have been injured. we don't know how seriously at this point. and that threat is ongoing yet. and there you can see the watches, which remain in effect. watch means conditions are favorable for conditions to occur, and those will be ongoing until 1:00 in the morning here. this one expires at the top of the hour and it's been along this i-85 corridor, where the most rotation has been occurring and we've seen storm after storm after storm move through here. we still have a tornado warning in effect for this storm just east of greensboro. this is a doppler radar indicated tornado. it's pushin

use rhymes. >> no. >> [bleep] >> was he into bree-somes? >> oh my gosh. >> i will -- you look uncomfortable so i won't go further. >> no -- never mind. i was trying to think of a word that rhymed with it that i could get away with. >> gondage and miscipline. beto-pasicism. >> scratch play. wait, that might be a real fetish it. >> loots and meather. >> bill, your fetish is sitting alone in a room and crying. do you recommend that to other people? >> no one has bought that website. i have one log on and oddly enough, you are out there. i wanted to talk about ditches and fetishes, but looking at that picture of her when they were doing the huge bombshell, james cameron should take notes. that is such a cheap special affect. we can do an entire segment on gigantic greg by putting the camera on the floor and people would log on. that is brilliant. that is brilliant. >> we are doing that on friday. >> we are doing it tomorrow. >> no, i am not here on friday. >> you have to see the whole greg-alogue in gargantuian. >> if there is more fun activity

bleep ]. >> strong words. dana bash joins usith more. >> reporter: i've talked to a number of house democrats who told me they're getting calls to their offices and even at their homes threatening violence and in some cases even death. there has been vandalism to two offices. the house majority whib whip received a fax with a news on it. they're trying to work on a joint statement with republicans repudiating it. so far no dice. we did get a statement from the house leader john boehner, violence and threats are unacceptable. >> thanks, dana. it appears the bitter health care debate has changed things. cnn national political correspondent jessica yellin has the latest. >> tonight republicans are backing off assurances just given this morning that a deal on wall street reform is within reach. the new line from republicans, democrats are unwilling to make key compromises. this is the president's next big priority. my sources tell me democrats actually feel very encouraged they can seize the momentum after health care reform and pus

. >> then there was that [ bleep ]up by vice president joe bide. >> and joining us is the authority of apology. my friends, my colleagues, the public, kids who looked up to me. >> i'm at home most when i'm on stage with a [ bleep ] in my mouth. >> [ bleep ]. >> this was is the room where president obama [ bleep ] you. >> it was pretty exciting for both of us. >> the fight is not over. people are [ bleep ] up and people are [ bleep ] up. >> most people never want to [ bleep ]. you said obvious reasons the porcupine. >> a whole person. >> hey [ bleep ] face. can't you read? ♪ ♪ it's ladies night >> i hope the kids are at school. write your letters your e-mails to our executive producer. what a horrible producing decision that was. let's talk about -- let's change the subject a little to march madness, last week we had kansas get knocked out. the number one overall seed at the tournament. last night we lost another number one. this morning we mourn syracuse. they took on fifth seeded butler. syracuse went back ahead in the second half. il i beasley a friendly bounce to put butler up four.

bleep] deal! chris: did you notice obama's reaction there. he is used to joe's guy talk. after a year together, they know each so well, they're almost like the odd couple, felix and oscar. think at it. one is on point in his speeches, delivering his words with precision and control, at neat as a pin. the other is sloppy throwing words around like dirty socks. one is a french poodle, one is a slobbering golden retriever. but biden helps obama seem like a regular guy at least one who's comfortable like a regular guy. then going for burgers. they buddied at a beer summit. they watch b-ball together. you wonder if they had a poker night like the original oscar and felix in that movie classic. >> and we have a nice, warm sandwich. -- fb vinny. >> oh, gee, it smells good. >> what is it? >> bacon, lettuce and tomato on pumpernickel. >> you just made it? >> you put in toast and cooked bacon just for me? >> if you don't like it, i'll make meatloaf, it takes five minutes. >> eat over the dish, i just vacuumed the rug. >> it's good. hey, oscar what did you want? >> some eggs and som

bleep ] stirrer, you know? and i know that's a naughty word to use but that is kind of true. any salad in the house?ors. golden brown. >> the story of huntingdon is wanting to clean up the food. and that's schools and supermarkets and the restaurants and the fast food industries. i spent 18 months traveling around america and this town looks and feels like -- that's the ironic thing. yes, this area has, you know, some of the tip of the iceberg of problems but it's only 2%, 3% away from the national average. so, the reason i'm passionate to do this program is because -- this isn't just about this city, it's about the whole of america. who knows what this is? >> potatoes. >> so you think these are poe day taupes? not potatoes, though. >> i don't know. >> do you know what this is? no. who knows what tomato ketchup is? yeah, that's what it's made out of. >> i know that one. >> thickens quick. >> so, jamie is stirring the pot here, hoping to create a chain reaction across the country. >> it tastes like starchy fluff. that's really disgusting. >> reporter: by helping folks like stacy and her family. blunt

bleep ] lie. the damn police said you are facing three years in prison unless you help us find haleigh. i said, i can't help you find nobody. i don't know where she is. what the [ bleep ]. i'm sick of them, man. >>> coming up, stunning evidence. it's more of baby-sitter turned step mom, mystery croslin's, just released secretly recorded jailhouse tapes. >> i can't wait to get out and just, like, give you a hug and stuff. >> i know. i didn't get to hug you before you went because you disappeared. >> i know. >>> do you feel misty has the key to this investigation? >> no, i don't. i think they're barking up the wrong tree. >> i don't believe you. i think you do suspect your ex-wife, soon to be ex-wife's story. i think you don't want to discuss it in the midst of a divorce. >> so are you saying you didn't fail the polygraph like people and law enforcement are kind of claiming you did? >> no, i did not. >> okay. >> so bottom line you don't know where haleigh is? >> bottom line. >> misty is just kind of digging herself in a deeper hole. >> if this girl keeps doing what she's doing it's only a

america, barack obama. [ applause ] [ bleep ]. >> thank you. >> didn't react to biden's comment as you can clearly see. shortly after the ceremony robert gibbs usedis twitter feed to try to diffuse. this is how he tweeted it. and yes, mr. vice president, you're right. >>> a seemingly routine traffic stop took an unexpected twist for an officer with the duncanville, texas police department. you can see the officer in pursuit of an alleged speeder and boom, hits another car that pulls out in front of his cruiser. to try to avoid direct hitting it, the officer swerves, jumps the curb and crashes into a wooded area. >>> nobody seriously hurt when this happened about three weeks ago. here it is. amtrak video. there. firefighters and police were on the tracks dealing with a car crash. the train had about 69 people on board. and investigators want to know why the fire truck was parked there. >>> you may think those funny status updatious post on facebook are for your eyes and iendonly. well, maybe not. >> you think an employer or person of powers that right to come after their employee for what they post on their facebook pages? >> we're goingo hear how

us with fodder. >> who gives a [ bleep ]. >> reporter: this isn't the first time the mic has picked up dropping the used it in anger. do you have any regrets? >> no, i said it. >> reporter: if the white house regretted it about health care, they weren't letting on. press secretary gibbs tweeted, yes, vp, you're right. >> reporter: within two hours of his utterance it was already blazened on t-shirts. the guy known for salty language is rahm he manual who wouldn't tell on the president -- >> i do not curse in the oval office. >> does he curse? >> reporter: the curse of biden strikes the form of an actual curse. >> this is a big [ bleep ] deal. >> reporter: jeanne moos, cnn, new york. >> it was poetry to watch. he goes -- i don't want to embarrass you then ten seconds later, he did. >> you got to love him. you know. >> you do but the president is so controlled and it's hilarious to see the two of them together. he knew the second he said it the mic was still open. >> joe biden walks around with a big pin bursting the bubble. >> not intentionally, of course. >> what was going through his mind do you t

bleep ] and think about this. there are millions of people across the country who wish you ill. >> reporter: now tonight the sergeant-at-arms told us they are prepared to protect members on the hill where security is already tight. they're asking lawmakers to report any disturbing calls or e-mails. as for when those lawmakers head home for the easter recess, some tell us they are not asking for specific protection. they're depending on the f.b.i. and local police to investigate. >> roz plater tonight. >>> the health care bill passed. doesn't mean it's all over. senators spent the day wrangling over the fix it phase ever the bill. more than two dozen amendments to hammer out. things like fines for businesses with more than 30 employees who don't provide insurance. today's vote on all those amendments produce exactly what you might expect on the floor. opinions divided along party lines. >> it will get rid of the nebraska cornhusker kickback and the other special deals that never should have been in the bi in the first place. >> a small business person, you're going to get fined if you don't give insurance to the people who work for

bleep ] . >> reporter: john boehner for the second day in a row condemned the violence amid reports he used inflammatory language himself about pro-life ohio democrat, who voted for the health care bill. boehner is quoted by the national review online by saying he may be a dead man he can't go home to the westside of cincinnati. his aide said he meant he was a dead man politically. >> no one saw this quote of mine in this publication, until he and others paid a pubic issue of. >> reporter: one congressman thinks it is a publish -- public issue. >> he ought to resign, go to the floor apologize for what he said and if he won't, i think he ought to resign because i think is despicable. >> reporter: homeland security and fbi are investigating threats and vandalism, no arrests so far. >> bret: vice president biden isn't backing off his rather enthusiastic pronouncement at today's bill signing event. is the u.s. backing off? tough new sanctions on iran.

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bleep ], get cancer and die. >>> eric cantor said someone fired a shot at his virginia office. >> it is reckless to use these incidentsles for political gain. >> that statement now turns out to be somewhat ironic given the police statement overnight monday. quote, a bullet was fired into the air and struck in a downward direction landing on the floor about a foot from the window. again, police suggesting this is more of a random bullet fired and came down. we're joined by radio talk show host larry elder and journalist from the "new york observer" and columnist for salon.com. >>> let's start with you. you've suggested this is a fundamental change for the united states with this legislation. i'll give you the first opportunity to explain why. >> of course it is. it's a watershed event. you said it. it's the biggest legislative change as far as health care is concerned in 50 years. i believe it's an assault on the constitution and the only way to get around it is to amend the constitution. that's what i wrote about in my article. you can check it out on we'vegotacountryto save.com. this is a dark day for freedom, assaul

us the united states of america. >> reporter: the vice president, obviously unaware of the open microphone, offered his on particular take on the enormity of the proceedings. >> this is a big [ bleep ] deal. >> reporter: and robert gibbs responded immediately on twitter, writing, yes, mr. vice president, you're right. so, fdr had the new deal, diane, and according to biden, president obama has the big bleeping deal. diane? >> a day or twitter, for sure. thank you, jake. >>> and the bill may be law, but the battle over health carriages on. opponents vowing to roll it back any way possible. our congressional watchdog jon karl has been tracking the thunder of the opposition today. >> reporter: just as the president prepared to sign the bill, the republican national committee's "fire nancy pelosi" website surpassed $1 million raised since the bill passed sunday night. and shortly after that, sarah palin announced her target list, 17 house democrats who she'll try to defeat for voting "yes" on the health care bill. political debate isn't over, and neither is the vitriol. >> we need to defeat these bastards. we need to wipe them out. we need to chase them out of town. >> reporter: in ar

us. greta is next. see you tomorrow night. >> greta: tonight, popping the cork and getting out the soap. vice president biden. >> this is a [ bleep ] deal. >> greta: whether you love it or hate it the, the health care reform bill the president signed today is a big deal. what happens now? republican senator licensee gram went on the record. nice -- lindsey graham went on the record. nice to see you. even senator mccain came out with strong language saying there would be no more cooperation until the end of the year. >> the well has been poisoned. people are upset at the process used to pass this bill. reconciliation is being abused. when you think about it is nullifying scott brown's election. if they had gone through the normal course of business, you pass a bill in the house in the senate, there's differences you work it out in conference, send it back to both bodies, you got 60 vote hurdle in the senate. scott brown said if he went to the he would vote to kill this bill. reconciliation avoids the conference system. so we are going to be passing the senate bill with changes without using a conference. scott brown never gets to

bleep] for the rest of their lives? we report and you are disgusted. and we mumble, kids in my day president whated independence and a dollar was a dollar. and we could use a man like herbert hoover again. and if you have dreamed of life as a male prostitute, working in a sketchy love shack in nevada, don't live out your dream until you watch this show. greg? >> thanks, mike. thanks for explaining all of the stories in intimate detail so we don't have to do them anymore. >> thanks, good night jie. see you later. see you at half time. >>> they are tender, tough and taudry. enough about the united auto workers. let's welcome our guest. left wing, won't touch the sexy thing. she is so hot her blood pressure is measured in celsius. that makes no sense. our next guest is made of white chocolate and rainbows and homemade popers. he has cruiser control and he is so sharp he sleeps on a cutting board. >> i didn't ask. >> i know, but it was a good one. he hangs out on the dock. he likes to eat rocks and he lives in a box. my repulsive sidekick bill shultz. on the weekend he is a sock puppet. and he knows barbs like i eat carbs. it is a great show on siriusxm radi

used to this salty language in recent days. >> especially from james cameron. >> he went off on glenn beck called him an f-ing bleep-bleep, i'velled me the anti-christ and not about "avatar," he hasn't seen it, i don't know if he's seen it. basically he was responding to -- a few years back james cameron made this documentary called "the lost tomb of jesus" and it cast doubt on the resurrection of christ and all this other stuff. back when beck was on cnn he talked about that documentary and basically said, i think james cameron has officially tossed his hat into the ring and is officially in the running for anti-christ. this was three years ago, james cameron is still mad about it, so he made these comments basically calling beck dangerous. i'd love to square off with him about some of these issues that we have with each other. glenn beck took the opportunity to talk about it on his show and said, this guy's been carrying around a joke for three years that was said on a network that nobody watched anyway, get over it. >> the second bleep, you could have said hole. >> bleeping bleep hole. >> right, there you go. that gives you

us now, democratic strategist, bob shrum, and pat buchanan. let me show you joe biden introduce i introducing the president in the east room surrounded by microphones and cameras and this is what happened. [ bleep >> he was right, but i suspect if he'd known the mike was on he wouldn't have said it that way. it is a very big day. it's a singular day in the progress toward social justice in this country. i think it's very much a turning point for the obama administration. republicans in the politics have peaked eight months too early and i think we're going to see more significant progress from president and the republicans are going to be in some trouble by november because people are going to know what's really in this health care bill and if they run around saying they're going to repeal things, they're going to be in big trouble. >> pat? >> i think this is the finest moment of joe biden -- he started mocking how the chief justice gave the oath and the president had to shut him down. it is a great victory for nancy pelosi, the democratic party, but there wasn't a single republican or conservative in that room. >> what does that tell us? >> that the nation the deeply divided. this president, o

bleep ] deal. >> thank you, everybody. >> he was quite excited about it. >> reporter: this is a big deal, maybe you don't want to use thei thought robert gibbs had the best response. he was going on twitter and getting e mails from me saying, what the heck, and, yes, mr. vice president, you're right. that's all robert gibbs said. i talked to the vice president's office hoping to get some sort of comment. we'll let robert gibbs' tweet speak for itself. i think that's the first time i've heard, let the tweet stand. this ricochetted around the internet immediately after it happened and the vice president had no choice but to use truth as the best defense. they believe it's true, they believe it's a big deal. >> here's something interesting, the pen, the president signed his name each letter with one pen and then gave it over. >> reporter: each letter, actually, i think there was 11 letters in barack obama,

come check us out and we'll show why we feel that our "fox & friends" is a big bleeping deal. >> thisl, prodigious show in the cable news genre. >> gretchen: he would have never said that bleeping word. he sounds way too -- >> brian: classy. >> gretchen: joe biden did. we'll bring you that sound bite, most of it is just like that. bleeped. we'll bring it to you in just a moment. >> brian: i could tell when he was going off the prompter just a little bit. i said, oh, oh he's looking down a lot. that means he's making it up. that's got to have everybody in the white house holding on to someone like dustin halfman in tootsie. refused to go off the script and got everyone in the control room nervous? i just got heckled and i'm not going to repeat it. >> gretchen: a fox news alert. a high stakes summit with pakinstani leaders being in washington. secretary of state hillary clinton delivering opening remarks. are we going to listen to them now? she's going to meet with the delegation of top officials about whether they should be recognized as a nuclear power. so far the u.s. has been noncom

bleep]. >> reporter: from joe biden's lips to the media's ears. >> he has always had difficulties putting a sock in it. >> reporter: another excuse for us to bring. the other day when he referred to the irish prime minister's mother. god rest her soul, although, your mom is still alive. it's your dad passing. god bless her soul. bless his soul for providing with to the ter. every few minutes there's a hit. this isn't the first time a mic has picked up the vp dropping the f bomb. but hey the previous vp, dick cheney used it in anger telling senator patrick leahy to you know what himself. himself. they were not letting on. press secretary gibbs and said, yes, mr. vp you're right. his faux pas a big deal that within two hours of his utter utterance it was blazing on t t-shirts. >>> i do not curse in the oval office. >> does he curse. >> reporter: on a day of triumph the curse of biden strikes the form of an actual curse. jeanne mose, cnn, new york. >>> thank you, joe. >>> i'm embarrassed for him. >> looking back over the past comments, i think the one about the guy in the wheelchair -- >> although calling the other guy's mother dead, rest her soul.

using 30, 40, 50, 60 or even higher. >> you know what? there was a bit of an oops during the health care signing yesterday, did you catch it? we had to bleepthe vice president was caught telling his boss. >>> plus ladies, see how much exercise it may actually take to keep the pounds from piling on as you age. ddddddddddd >>> we now know who left a note at senator ted kennedy's grave. his son, congressman patrick kennedy. the note says that "dad, the unfinished business is done." senator kennedy pushed for health care reform for decades. vicki kennedy was at the health care signing ceremony yesterday. >>> the u.s. and israel tried to smooth out their differences over israel's construction plans in east jerusalem. president obama met benjamin netanyahu at the white house yesterday, and israel wants to build more housing in an area disputed with palestinians but the u.s. is against it. >>> the octuplets mom is fighting to keep her home. her attorney says nadya suleiman and her father missed a $450,000 balloon payment, he says suleman's father delayed the payment because of several major defects in her home. she and her 14-kids moved