about, where a man has pled guilty to the theft of a solid gold toilet worth $6 million from blenheim palace sneak that out past the guards? "sir, i'm afraid i'll have to check your bag. did you bring this golden toilet from home? yes? very good, cheerio." this 18-carat toilet was part of an art exhibition, and the toilet itself was titled "america." meant to comment on the economic disparities in the u.s., or as the artist puts it, "whatever you eat -- a $200 lunch or a $2 hot dog, the results are the same, toilet-wise." to which everyone who's eaten a $2 hot dog said, "no, my friend. no, they are not. they're very different." back over in tech, we have an update about the apple vision pro headset, the number one tool to deliver a purple nerple in the metaverse. apple has introduced a way to hang out with friends or colleagues who are also wearing their vision pros, and it's called spatial persona avatars. unfortunately, they are creeping people out. it's an exciting tech innovation that will have workers saying "fine. i'll go back to the office in person 5 days a week." apple says that the