bob?bob: midnight on january 1, increase in revenue. >> eric: you think the revenue is going to offset the spending cut? absolutely not. we'll smack -- >> kimberly: erroneous. >> bob: it would give you now have continue it going. >> eric: two months leeway if they start to play around with numbers. >> andrea: it's two months from now. not the 31st. that is the point. geithner is full of it. >> bob: there is plenty of room to get it through. >> andrea: the greater point republicans are trying to do the right thing? trying to cut taxes. if you are not happy to have -- >> bob: i think the republicans trying to do something good is absurd. >> greg: look at harry reid. eloquence of a bails bondman. we elected gluttons to guard a fridge. >> kimberly: midnight raiding it. i was thinking frat boy to guard the bar but i went with the glutton. >> eric: both sides, though. >> andrea: the republicans can't do anything. they get blamed for everything. everything we agree with is courageous. >> greg: wh

>> bob: suspenders. >> eric: no. one of my used socks. >> bob: disgusting.hop picture of you. >> greg: you still have it. >> kimberly: i do. >> bob: think about what is the best gift you can give and the worst gift you can give. >> greg: best -- well, the worst gift is the absence of a great gift. meaning i don't think there could be a bigging gaping place in your life without having my book. >> kimberly: you are totally going to give that as a gift. >> bob: please. dana best and worst gift you have gotten? >> dana: ever gotten? you will see a picture on the christmas special. my mom found one that will show you the best gift i got. it might surprise you. >> bob: what is the worst? >> dana: my detention notice. i thought i slipped by my parents. i got out of school with my friend tracy shilling and i got caught but i didn't any my parents knew about it. i had to go to detention. but the detention notice was sent to my mom and dad. only time i ever got detention. when i opened up my presents on christmas day my mom and dad framed my detention notice. that was

bob will start. >> bob: a big announcement to make today.been awarded and deserves a new radio show, syndicated starting january 2 for talk radio network. she will be on 300 plus stations. congratulations to her. she earned it. here is the important thing. she is not going anywhere. she will be on "the five." she will do 9:00 to noon and back here to help with us "the five." congratulations. you have come a long way, baby. >> eric: congrats. >> greg: i was away on a bus tour. "joy of hate." i was in texas, oklahoma, louisiana. the great thing about doing the tours, people will bake you food like you wouldn't believe. it's good food. they don't try to poison you. those are fox news brownie type of cookies. this is a picture of a baby described as bob beckel. you got a lump of coal. >> kimberly: there were enough brownies to bring to us to share. >> greg: i was given gifts to everybody. >> dana: i enjoyed this fall "the voice" and i called it. here was the winner last night. ♪ ♪ >> dana: several weeks ago i said she will win it. >> greg: there

>> bob: bob marley. >> dana: first name? >> bob: jacob. >> eric: ding, ding, ding.read them all. >> eric: how long -- [ laughter ] >> eric: how long does it take for a christmas tree to grow to full maturity. >> dana: ten years. >> greg: you cheated! >> dana: who doesn't know that? >> greg: you are evil. >> kimberly: she can see. the rest of us wear glasses. did you know that? you wear glasses, he wears glasses. >> eric: what year was the first christmas placed in -- underline -- in white house? genera >> greg: 1812. >> eric: back to kimberly. where was the first christmas tree decorated? >> dana: former baltic state. starts with an "l." >> bob: lithuania. >> dana: the other one. >> eric: camera three. getting latvia. >> kimberly: why couldn't you whisper this in my ear? we practiced. >> eric: the most annoying christmas song ever. >> bob: chip monks. >> eric: yes! >> dana: i couldn't read the last one. your thumb was on top of it. >> eric: why are candy canes shaped that way? >> dana: twirl them on your finger. >> bob: hang them on christmas tree. >> eric: close, b

bob, don't you want criminals to weigh their luck when entering your home? >> bob: of course.t the point out the guys were using long rifles, shutgun, not handgun. >> greg: he had a handgun. >> bob: here is the deal. why don't we have everybody strap on the six shooters or whatever they want to put on and walk around the streets. then we'll have no problem, right? everybody would be fine and secure from crime? is what that where this is going? the insanity is going? we're all going to be carrying concealed weapons in hollisters? do you want to wear a hollister walking around? >> greg: she would look great in a hollister. >> andrea: would. not allowed to have a gun in new york city. burglars are less apt to break in if they think might have their brains blown out. in an area where guns are banned and know when hay come in the house the owner is a sitting duck. >> bob: less likely to break in if they'll have their brains blown out? >> andrea: this guy shoot to wound. he said don't shoot to kill, very nice. but bob if your little girl was held at gunpoint you want an innocent bys

, bob.out having too much homework, except for me because i loveed it and i would make up assignments for myself. >> dana: did you make your own homework? >> dana: i did. >> greg: there is something wrong with you. >> dana: many parents think homework have gotp out of control. the french president proposed homework banned for younger students. eric, bob, only two with children. good or bad idea? >> eric: want me to go first? >> bob: sure. >> eric: the second worst idea he has come up with. the first was a 75% tax on his people. this is the second worst idea. i will tell you, i am very proud of my son who is a high honor roll student who does homework every night. it study with him on tests. that's why the scores are up. you stop doing that. they play games. the video games are enormous. stay with the homework. >> i have seen first graders with homework. that is not bad. there is time. get this, in france they are off on wednesday. they do not have to go to school on wednesday. >> they're ove

: defend whom, bob? 1% of the country. >> put together a video that shows rich people urinating on poor people. they are talking about the stimulus package to wealthy bankers. $50 billion went to education services of stimulus. $35 billion to increase education. there is $250 billion that went toward programs they represent. >> bob: i see. healthcare extension -- >> eric: point the finger at yourself. urination? urinating on poor people, that is disgusting, wrong, rude. they should be -- you know what? pull the funding. pull all of their funding. >> bob: they fund themselves. you want to pull the funding, pull the rich people from the i.r.s. >> greg: what i love about this, in the video or the cartoon they show a state declining in the poverty. it's not caused by the rich, because rich are leaving. >> dana: last week in forbes.com there was ten or 11 death spiral states. you don't want a house and can't get a job and ones saddled with the pension debt from the public sector unions. we had a big fight in

>> bob: correct. unbelievable.ric: are you trying toll me when i pull up to a mcdonald's, talk in a speaker it goes to india? >> bob: make a bet. >> eric: i call b.s. on this. i'll make a bet. >> bob: i'll bet you $1,000. >> eric: all mcdonald's? >> bob: i said 15 mcdonald's were trying it out. >> eric: i'm not paying that. sure. >> dana: you already shook. >> eric: try again. he changed it. >> bob: i didn't change the bet. >> eric: they move it -- >> bob: i said some restaurants are trying this out. >> greg: you know what is great for stocking stuffers, mcenacts or big macs. >> dana: the wool on the stocking -- >> greg: it's roughage. fiber. >> bob: have you ever had mcdonald's in a car? >> dana: nothing like when you come home -- >> greg: i love it. perfume for sad people like me. >> bob: exactly. one more thing is up next. ♪ ♪ >> greg: time now for one more thing. andrea, kick it off. >> andrea: last week, if you missed it thursday evening, "the five" featured on entertainment magazine program "entertainment ton

: compare sob to bob costas was so far off. >> greg: bob costas was on o'reilly.himself. or did he? >> you are saying that you want a more stringent program by the authorities. to make it harder to get guns. >> no, you are saying i'm saying that. you asked me, and i believe that there should be comprehensive and effective controls on the sale of guns. >> greg: gobbledygook. his big saucer eyes are hard to resist. i thought he'd jump on his lap and ask for christmas present. what did you make of his performance? >> dana: "b." "b." >> eric: bob costas is entitled to his opinion. fantastic. knock yourself out. but don't do it at halftime on a sunday night football game when people tune in to hear bob talk about the football game, not about gun control. >> dana: he missed the issue. gun control isn't is issue. domestic violence is the issue. >> greg: andrea, you have an interesting story that would have bothered bob costas. >> a young son, 10 tholed jumps in the way by a man trying to murder a woman, i believe it's seattle. he saved his mom's wife because he has a b.b

see, bob, i agree with you of. >> bob: thank you. >> eric: we go in-depth on a poll that bob brought up yesterday. we ran out of time but we'll get to it. plus, headaches for millions of one of the busiest travel days of the year. monster storm blows through the country. what you can expect if you have planes, trains, automobiles in your future. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: i love that john cafferty. enough poll marx jurorty of americans say the g.o.p. beliefs are not main stream. the polling director, whoever he. is said it may be due to tarnished republican brand. perhaps. but the republican party is indeed extreme. if you accept the portrayal of them. if you explain how taxing the top 2% doesn't help the deficit, you're extreme. if you think government shouldn't give money to failed green energy project, you're extreme. if you think school decisions are better made at local level than d.c., you're extreme. if you think it's weird that government would jail government for making a poorly done video, extreme. if you want a debate about the real impact of man-made global warming, extreme. if you

strip everyone else of the constitutional rights. >> bob: yo, man, bob.for it. glades' why they do it to get accolades from others in the media. princess kate has been hospitalized in u.k. after she and prince william got exciting news. we have tell you about that next on "the five." ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> eric: 29 days until taxes jump and spending on everything from defense, medicare and farm suddies are slashed. geithner and bane spinning away on the sunday talk circuit. i'd roll the video but we prefer you stay awake for the segment. listen to rush limbaugh shed some light. >> why would he want to go over the cliff? what happens when we go over the cliff? democrat orgasm happens. taxes go up for everybody. nirvana to these people. >> eric: i will disagree with rush. it's good for the g.o.p. to call obama's bluff. one or two results will follow us over the cliff. we go back to recession. that will hurt but the economy will roar back. maybe, just maybe, zombies for obama will realize he has no clue when it comes to the economy. or we don't double dip to the recessi

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only because of the union contracts. >> bob: c'mon, bob.d a video like this. >> bob: i can find it in every right to work state in the south lunch break. >> eric: they'd get fired. >> kimberly: they're not from texas. >> bob: they don't get fired in the south? >> eric: chrysler said we don't like to decision. we would have fired them but they can't. >> kimberly: they have protection. bostonright to work means whoever is not a union member gets the sweat they put in to it to get the good jobs. they're scabs because they don't put in the union political fund. >> dana: 24 states have lower unemployment rate and other states are not right to work, while shouldn't michigan, at least they have a democratic process. it's passed. the governor has been thoughtful about it. people, majority of people support it. why not let them try something that would alter history? >> kimberly: why not? >> bob: why not bad handguns in countries that don't have murder. here we ban them and it -- >> greg: the funny thing is we talk about greece, but before there was

i believe it's bob's segment. >> bob: it is. keep going. ♪ ♪ card hassles? reloadable card that's easy to activate and can be used right away. plus, you can load cash or checks at any chase depositfriendly atm and checks right from your smartphone. get rid of prepaid problems. get chase liquid. ♪ ♪ >> bob: just so everybody knows we're benching brian next week keeping him on the bench. greg will be back. but we'll miss you. we are. feel better, because you're a little old to be doing this on a regular basis. you hear a lot about the war on christmas, but plenty of people who are in the spirit of the season. a generous businessman from kansas city, missouri, surprised victims of hurricane sandy with $100 bills yesterday. he is not stopping there. his plan is to give away $100,000 this christmas season. good for him. every rick, you are the midst of that. >> eric: it's fantastic. there is a commercial, i can't remember what the product is. but someone sees a random act of kindness and they do one. this is what is going on. between the cop and this guy giving a

by bob beckel.ays how to conquer over belly acres in the age of the g.o.p. provocation. i want to dedicate this to my colleagues on "the five." who are bummed out because obama won re-election, bummed out food stamps and thepipeline and this and that. for those of white house have, who really do have the love joy -- >> is that about joy behar? >> eric: no. opposite of your book. i'll say this. this is available and will be promoting it every single day. ] for the next year-and-a-half. until greg's next book comes

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they're scum. >> bob: they went against management. >> bob: you are okay -- >> bob: they got helping hand three times by management thugs who brought in -- >> greg: so contributor is a thug? the guy that was standing there is a thug that got cold-cocked by one your jerks? >> bob: the union guys have been historically been beat up and killed. >> greg: for the greater good. violence is okay for the greater good. >> eric: because you took advantage of it. how did i take advantage of it? >> bob: do you take a weekend off? >> greg: i take advantage because i take a weekend off? that's okay to punch that guy in the face? punch anymore face. that's okay? >> bob: do you know how many labor guys have been punched in the face and murdered? >> greg: how many? what does it do with crowder punched in the face? >> bob: i don't care about crowder. >> greg: at least you're honest. >> eric: angela, you look at the state house. it reminds you of wisconsin a couple of years ago. governor walker broke collective bargaining. jobs came back to the state. >> andrea: they are giving people a choice. i thoug

strip everyone else of the constitutional rights. >> bob: yo, man, bob.for it. glades' why they do it to get accolades from others in the media. princess kate has been hospitalized in u.k. after she and prince william got exciting news. we have tell you about that next on "the five." ♪ ♪ why is it that the most impressive technology often comes with a set of equally impressive instructions ? shouldn't something that's truly advanced, not need much explanation at all ? with the nokia lumia 822 on verizon, there's not much to learn because it's powered by windows... to let you do more than you ever imagined on your smartphone. exclusively with data sense-- a feature that makes the most of your plan. only on verizon. ♪ ♪ >> eric: 29 days until taxes jump and spending on everything from defense, medicare and farm suddies are slashed. geithner and bane spinning away on the sunday talk circuit. i'd roll the video but we prefer you stay awake for the segment. listen to rush limbaugh shed some light. >> why would he want to go over the cliff? what happens when we

bobs of that kid? >> eric: yeah. >> bob: really. >> eric: that kid. >> bob: who is the band? dana: like your daughter probably likes them. she might be too old. >> greg: you have a one direction lunchpail. >> dana: i have one for every day of the week. monday through friday. it always bring my lunch. well-balanced meal with baby carrots. >> andrea: dana, what do you think of the list? >> dana: i like hillary clinton. that was good. i think bill clinton was pretty fascinating this year. he came back from kind of hadn't been in public eye much to help barack obama win again. i thought it was weird -- i would have put blake shelton on the list. >> greg: please! >> dana: there is a good reason. you don't even know. >> bob: who is the number one? >> andrea: number one is david petraeus. i actually, i agree with that. >> bob: dana made a good point. what has david petraeus done this year? except get in an affair. >> greg: two he's done. [ laughter ] who uses the word "fascinating" when they describe somebody -- >> dana: talk about you all the time. >> greg: aside from me. you have

bob bob's legacies to pier 39, fisherman's whof and to the city thank you bob.. >> for he is a jolly good fellow ... and nobody can deny," "... (applause). . >>> so is anyone he will going to speak?.. >> go ahead susan. >>> while you are completing all your hugs, susan reynolds again director of real estate. bob i want to wish you well in requirement, but don't be a stranger and thank you for all your support and everything that you have done including leaving pier 39 in very compatible hands capable hands and that is important if you are going to leave leave a good structure behind and he has done that and on behalf of real estate, i want to thank you four making our lives so much easier thank you very much. >> (applause). . >> good afternoon i'm joe from san francisco travel and i would like to add my commends about mob macintosh and what he has done for pier 39 and i'll not going to sing but offer to share sparkling wine with him after this ameliorating. bob has made pier 39 one of the main attractionings for san francisco. he has given to board and san francisco a better place to

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we remember bob hope's entertaining the troops. >> reporter: it's hard to believe bob hope was nearly73 years old when he first entertained the troops in 2003. >> we present the bob hope show. >> thank you, how do you do ladies and gentlemen. this is bob mosquito network hope. >> reporter: and nearly 90 when he entertained troops in the first gulf war. it was his passion. >> it's a thrill to be here in korea. nice to be here at oncave. very happy to be back here. >> happy to be here, i don't know where we are but i'm happy. >> working for the troops is an outstanding thing. i think so because you traveled all over the world doing that. >> an exciting year, the only christmas present my mother wants is to receive a note from you saying you had seen our show. do you want to save the stamp, go ahead write a letter to mother. look into the camera and tell her if you liked the present she sent you for christmas. >> don't you want to say -- >> no that's not for you. that's my next line. don't read my next line. >> you just got back from an extended tour in south vietnam. what effect is the

here is bob dole.for a reason. >> that's why an 89-year-old veteran one week removed from bethesda naval hospital comes back to the senate on an early december day, because it matters. >> bill: and yet, the republicans, what do they do? they came up one by one, shook bob dole's hand and they stabbed him in the back. it needed a two-thirds vote. it only got six, all democrats voted for it. and there were a handful of republicans who did 689 i am going to give them credit. john mccain, kelly ayotte senator brasso scott brown, susan collins, olympia snowe, dick lugar lease a mckowski. the rest voted no lead by tea partyer mike lee from utah and the tea party said, no no, we can't do this because this is going to interfere with our national so far writtenty. no, it's not. and. >> and this is going to interfere with parents' rights to control their own children. >> we all want to support the best interest of the child every child but i and many of my constituents including those who send their children to p

mean. >> that was a joke, bob. >> can you imagine bob getting an award for his vision?e finish, let me finish, okay. >> i haven't had a chance. >> it's not unusual. >> i'm tongue-tied. i'm just thrilled. you know, you're so right. >> and you're just so far right. >> oh. >> it was chicken wings and-- >> wow. >> oh. >> oh, my god. >> ripping the meat apart. oh, we miss it had again, oh, no. >> oh. (cheers) >> and you had some nice shoes to wear with those legs. >> this represents, what the green companies get. does anybody have any peanut butter? >> ♪ music, i'miamonds are forever ♪ >> hey, you just said the title. >> last week i went on a tour, and joy of hate. >> and there was a bus that size with you in it it. >> not that size. >> there's a conspiracy against you. >> there have been 300 books listed on and some dealing with the 2012 doomsday and greg gutfeld didn't write any of them. >> the joy of hate, "the joy of hate" and your book gave me incentive to write my own book, here it is, take a look at this. and it's called "the hate of joy". >> we hit the budweiser tent

if there is anyone that would like too speak on behalf of bob please come forward. just a few. of the. >>> commissioners taylor satisfied

>> commissioner, what was the cost difference between bob murray and alliance? >> bob murray was $19,500 and alliance was $17,500. >> these are plus expenses. i'm sorry to interrupt, but they are plus expenses. at this point in either case that is kind of unknown how much that would be. often that is travel of the individual -- i'm sorry, of the candidate if they choose to bring the candidate here if they aren't local or in the region. but i think you could make the same assumption that the expenses for each would be in the same ballpark. >> i'm sorry, pam, where did you say bob murray was based? >> his basis is roseville, california. >> roseville, yeah. and palo alto for alliance. >> commissioner clinch. >> pam, the alliance had sort of the guarantee if someone were to be terminated they would come back with a no cost search again, but what about bob murray, did we ask if he would offer something like that? >> the issue we can do as part of the -- so once you get these proposals then you sit down and you sit across from them and you negotiate. we probably could