with her reaction to bob's confession. >> boxer or briefs? >> what about you bob? >> nothing. >> oh. >> what is the follow-up question? >> oh, god, it is so close to me. >> that is the funniest moment in the three years we've been on. >> so bob, i never look at you the same. >> but you didn't ask what i was talking about. >> we all know. commando. >> no, it was like speedos. >> now you are changing it. >> is that better? >> bob in a speedo or nothing at all, which is worse? >> not too far off. >> please wear that for new year's eve tonight. >> i will remember that. it was quite an experience. >>> and andrea relating a story about her childhood and growing up greek. >> the same reparks he made today about immigration reform were the same thing he said about health care reform. my dad said to me once when i tried to undertake two massive things at one time. he said, you know, andrea, you can't run with two watermelons, you're going to drop one. the president dropped one. get your mind out of the gutter -- you too, bob. >> so, bob, what were you thinking? >> what do y

bob was the big winner. something, it's amazing what hypothermia and frostbite can do. >> bob looked shocked. >> everybody thought it was me for a good reason the the dog i am. you initiated it. it was the tongue that bothered me. >> i mean honestly. you saw that shot. there was nothing like that involved. >> that was great. >> it was a lot of fun. >> thank god our lips didn't stick together. >> it was so cold. it was a lot of fun. >> at midnight when it came down, all the confetti, it was a terrific time. it was so cold. i got back home at 5:15 in the morning freezing. my cars didn't show up. it was just a remarkable thing. the one thing i did notice -- >> oh my god again. >> everybody knows the front row of those people leaning over the front, none of them spoke english. >> that was interesting. we said go talk to the crowd. >> i was looking for a husband for you and found about 500. >> i found a strange looking woman for you. i tried to pay people. i thought that was the best way to go about it. that didn

>> anywhere, bob.t here. >> walk down the street, bob, just kiss anybody you see. >> it's a new thing in new york. try it as you walk home. >> hug everybody, kiss everybody, then what's next? >> you find your partner. don't forget to set your dvr so you never miss an episode of "the five." we'll see you back here tomorrow. "special report" is up next. >> it's january 23rdrd. a major explosion and an intense blaze. reducing an entire complex to rubble. the terrifying moments caught on camera and how workers managed to escape unharmed. >> then the fallout of the healthcare law can't get any worse? new reports say the system is so flawed it could bankrupt insurance companies. so who would end up paying for that? plus more backlash for beyonce over new controversial lyrics. do the words promote domestic violence? we report, you decide. "fox & friends first" starts right now. ♪ >> killing it, very fitting song for much of the country this morning as you wake up and get your day started. good morning. you ar

what would you say to this, bob?require that if people are going to go on unemployment insurance after 99 weeks they would have to do community service, they would have to volunteer, be teacher's aids, they would have to help build houses for returning vets? what would you say? >> i think that's a good idea. >> it's not my idea, it's fdr's idea. >> some of it was quite successful. it includes medicare and medicaid. it includes head start. most people agree that's a pretty good program. the fact of the matter is that right now we are spending much less as a percentage since the welfare reform act of the '90s. here's the thing that's a real problem. those of us who supported this who did housing and other 24i s things, we did it with the best intentions. we made some things. we did breed some dependency. we can't take responsibility for families breaking down. of the children in poverty in this country, 44% of them are from single mother households. 11% are in married households. >> can you explain, what have we done r

i think bob's -- bob might have the same reaction a little later in the show. i might have something for him. >> what? spoiler alert. >> as usual i read in detail my policy stuff, but how did she get these tickets? >> they bought them. it's a present, a gift, a surprise. >> bought them from her? >> from her son. >> there's tickets available. you can just purchase them. >> this is the interesting story is that it's the secondary market from like places like stubhub. there's 14,000 tickets still available making this the least arousing super bowl game in history. the scalpers are getting scalped because no one is willing to pay the money, and the reason why, i did some research. >> the weather. >> 6:00 p.m. on the hallmark channel a "little house on the prairie" marathon, going on all night. melissa gilbert, melissa sue anderson. >> melissa francis. >> it's a fox news alert. >> that was the most boring show. >> i loved it. i would run from the bus stop to the happen. >> michelle franzen was not on "melissa house on the prairie." >> she was? >> finding like meliss

you can smile, bob.as been agreeing to a trainer and a new yoga class here in new york city might offer him another alternative. coed yoga in the nude. so will bob try that? find out next on "the five." [ male announcer ] what if a small company became big business overnight? ♪ like, really big... then expanded? ♪ or their new product tanked? ♪ or not? what if they embrace new technology instead? ♪ imagine a company's future with the future of trading. company profile. a research tool on thinkorswim. from td ameritrade. >>> as you know, i tried yoga over the summer. ♪ >> this hurts. >> let's hear it. okay, awesome. bob, you did it. >> everyone in times square, including me, kept their clothes on. now, clothing is optional at bold and naked, the first coed naked yoga studio here in new york city. i'm getting in shape this year, but downward dog in the buff would disgust me. that's disgusting. now, let's turn to our yoga resident here, expert, and that is ms. dana perino, who does yoga virtually every day.

>> anywhere, bob.ere but right here. >> walk down the street, bob, just kiss anybody you see. >> it's a new thing in new york. try it as you walk home. >> hug everybody, kiss everybody, then what's next? >> you find your partner. don't forget to set your dvr so you never miss an episode of "the five." we'll see you back here tomorrow. "special report" is up next. >>> stunning indications from the administration about threats to obamacare that could jeopardize the entire health insurance business. >>> plus, another big company decides to stop providing part-time workers insurance and send them to the exchangers. is it a look into the future? this is "special report." >>> good evening. i'm bret baier. we have new information tonight on problems so serious they could not only endanger the president's health care plan but also the entire health insurance industry. it comes as a new poll indicates a 59% disapproval of how the

steve bob's, bill gat. you don'thelp anybody redistributing to those who haven't produced by taking it from those who have. >> in 1964 when this war upon university started over the years, ithe 50 years since that war begun or we began a war in poverty, poverty level hasn't budgeted. it started 15% or 16%. here we a $15 trillion later and guess what? it's still 15%. >> well, it's not only that, eric. the president has been there for five years and the unemployment rate is still 6.7%. in other words none of these policies worked. all of this keynesian theory if we put money back into the economy on behalf of the federal government will help everybody is trash. nobody has read milton freeman or hyatt. these are people who are ignorant for the most part about economic theory. so as a consequence they buy into this and like the president has done and the results are sastrous. of course it's going to be inequality. have a degree in rocket science and think you're going to have the same equality level as a guy wh

>> wait a sec. >> bob, bob, bob. >> gun shows were exempted from background checks.ne if that's what they want to do. there's 5 million law-abiding citizens who are members of the nra and are fine people. i understand their right to have a gun. route 66 outside of weesy is full of a bunch of right wing jerks who have tried to do everything they can to subvert reasonable debate and discussion. >> do they have a right to exist, the nra? >> yeah, barely. they have a right. should they -- >> a lot of unions are doing on the left what the nra is doing on the right. >> i think the nr sa a horrible, discrepe i had wretched place. >> and some would say that about the teamsters. >> you already have. >> dana, a couple of movies, "pulp fiction" and "django unchanged," "glorious bass starts," gangs of new york," goes on and on. he's very familiar with the guns. >> all the movies i've watched with my hands over my eyes. >> i don't watch it. i can't do it. makes me crazy. he would do more of a favor in america to tackle gun violence if he would take on the teachers unions and do a

bob apologizes.e punishment fit the crime, next. >>> maricopa county sheriff joe arpaio is at it again, and this time, he's after inmates' food. to punish people who have been desecrating american flags in their cells, he's enforcing a diet of bread and water for seven days. he has doled out interesting punishments in the past such as pink underpants and jumpsuits for inmates, but does this go too far? i don't think so. >> really? >> the whole point of being in prison is punishment. i don't understand why we have to coddle everybody. you shouldn't desecrate the flag. >> i don't think we have ever disagreed, but i really disagree. i don't think food should be used as a form of punishment when there's no imminent threat to anybody else. >> remember back in the old days, gruel. >> what's gruel? >> i don't know, but it doesn't sound good. >> think joe has the right idea. i wear the flag for a reason. it represents american freedom. rour sons and daughters are dying on battlefields around the world for th

but not bob mcdonnell's. not when he did it. when bob mcdonnell did it, he nailed it. >> good evening. i'm bob mcdonnell. 11 days ago, i was honored to be sworn in as the 71st governor of virginia. >> 11 days in. bob mcdonnell seemed like a rising star for so many years, in part because he carried himself perfectly. he carried himself like a president. yeah, sure, maybe if you're paying attention, you'd know that he's a president who might force you to have a medically unnecessary vaginal ultrasound probe, but, still. "the washington post" reported in december that the u.s. attorney was ready to levy these charges against bob and maureen mcdonnell, while the governor was still in office in december, and that would have made him the first sitting virginia governor to be criminally indicted ever in the history of that state. federal justice department officials in washington reportedly intervened and told prosecutors to delay bringing those charges. delay the charges until after the gubernatorial transition had taken place in virg

>> i do, bob. let me tell you why.'s a lot of republicans who feel that they should do something, this is not a monolithism. economic conservatives like immigration reform and in fact many support it, the bill that john mccain and i put together in the senate. you have major republican groups, evangelical, christians, business community, hi-tech community, lobbying for this. speaker baner is now entertaining it. obviously he's not going to do it exactly the way we do but i would predict that we will get immigration reform done this year, another example of the mainstream republicans not just listening to the tea party but doing what's right for their country and for their party. >> schieffer: all right. senator, thank you so much for being with us this morning. and we'll be right back with our panel of analysts. [ male announcer ] if we could see energy... what would we see? ♪ the billions of gallons of fuel that get us to work. ♪ we'd see all the electricity flowing through the devices that connect us and teach us. ♪

come on, come on, bob. bob, you're wearing a scarf inside. good lord. what's going on? >> 75 degrees in here, so it's perfect. >> what about you? >> i was going to sayering this proves again how awesome the irish are, how tough they are. we knew it would be cold, no problem. those are my people. >> a lot of fans of the irish people being tough. what about the australians? they're here in the 8 degrees. >> eric, i just got back from l.a. i want to ask the people from l.a., why now come to new york? >> why come to new york when it's 8 degrees? why now? >> i love the cold, but i don't know anymore. >> me, too, girlfriend. >> we weren't expecting 8 degrees. >> what about midwest? seriously, what are you doing here in new york? >> i came from maryland. >> and you came down here? >> pretty cold. >> we go back to the nice, warm studio. i'll be out here for a couple more minutes. >> we'll check back in with you in a minute. >> i want to turn to greg gutfield. the polar vortex. what do you think of all this? i know you don't like to wear so much clothing. >> for one thing, it so

it is called the brown finger. >> no it is not, bob.propriate. >> the brown finger is a club we used to go to. >> terrible, dana. >> no, it is not called that. >> we need to keep on track here. >> dana, which one did you like? >> the ostrich. >> greg? >> i like the ostrich. >> can i make a serious statement about the super bowl and how sexist it is that not in the history of the super bowl has there been one women player, no transgender umpires or aphrodite cheerleaders. it is for the homophobic, gun-loving freak. >> which one did you like? >> i like the ostrich. >> i think the ostrich was super cute and had great facial expressions. >> the one i liked was called brown finger and you didn't see it. soon the bowl championship series is going to be the last one before the playoffs but that is florida state versus auburn, the spread is 8.5. >> florida state. >> where are you going? i -- i think auburn. 8.51 a l-- 8.51 a lot of points >> which team played isn't? isn't there a game tonight? at that game dirks beptly is playing at the halftim

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response time is slower. >> let me ask you this, bob. could you imagine being asked to write an obituary for your child? isn't that gross? >> i have been working on my own. you know, i remember back in the days when it was duck and cover. in our case, it was the confederacy sending bombs into our schoolhouse, but the whole idea of this, if you want to do shocking things, do what i had to do about four or five weeks ago when i had to identify a body of somebody killed in a car wreck at a morgue. that will straighten them out. >> that's a better idea because there's nothing romantic about actual death. this is play acting, which i think feeds into adolescents' romanticism. >> when your sister was talking about this, i was sort of horrified it. you could imagine a teenager -- >> she loves it. >> she reads obituaries, she thinks, finally, my mom will appreciate me. i wasn't asking to be born, but they'll miss me when i'm gone. >> exactly. >> there could be a twist. what if they made the students write the obituaries for the victims? somebody

listen to what bob said.he has a gem. >> it's only monday. >> that's what i'm saying. >> you have a cap and trade on the amount of apologies you can do in any one week. don't do it on monday. >> you're complimenting dicaprio about being open in his sexuality, which i think is admirable. >> thank you. >> i really love "titanic." >> very good. back to "titanic." >> it was great. i love the thing. a lot of people are going to win awards on that, and i love the "titanic" the nude painting he did. >> what? >> coming up, some incredible news the mainstream media doesn't want you to know about it, but we'll make sure you know about it next. here's a hint, governor scott walker, he's the man. well another great thing about all this walking i've been doing is that it's given me time to reflect on some of life's biggest questions. like, if you could save hundreds on car insurance by making one simple call, why wouldn't you make that call? see, the only thing i can think of is that you can't get any... bars. ah, that's

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bob, would you like to join the discussion? >> yeah, sure.ed it. >> totally. >> totally. >> duh. >> first of all, can you -- i don't know how you picked it up. this is a classic example of why i hate fashion. obvious, obvious. this thing is about 15 pounds, right? this is one magazine. >> fall fashion. >> are you kidding me? >> think about global warming effects. while you're talking, let me ask you about this because i know you'll have a very big, strong opinion on this one. shakira says she's married to a guy who loves her curves. she doesn't care what the fashion industry says. she happens to have a husband who says this. now here is shakira quoted. she says, my man, gerard, prefers meat over bone. he doesn't like too skinny. that takes the pressure off. i already have a lot to worry about. what do you think? >> i think she's exactly right. i'm for a man who likes meat on the bone. some of those women are so skinny, they're the poster children for anorexia. who cares. except for the one williams daughter. >> very good looking. >> brian wil

let me finish, bob. so it's immeasurable, so when he leaves, do people feel better about themselves? is the economy better? if you raise the minimum wage, you're not going to increase people's bank accounts by a huge amount so they feel like they're sharing in the wealth, unless there's things like better education, skills, and productivity. that's where the jobs are going. the rich are going to get richer because they have the ability to make money in this economy. the lower incomes, it's decreasing because of technology, productivity gains, and the type we're not educating americans to get the jobs that are available. >> these guys who make capital gains on paper, which is all stocks and bonds they move around in the middle of the night. tax those guys at 50%. real capital gains. >> what are you going to do with that money, then? give it to people? >> yeah, how about education and technology for poor people? >> there's a lot of money going into education and technology. actually the root cause, when yo

>> bob, are you not buying that? >> i think that it does point to something that greg brought up earlier, which is the joy you get from working and the feeling of accomplishing something and being productive, that makes the husband happy. it makes the wife happy, and actually work is something that helps make a marriage successful. >> i said that? >> not as well. >> i don't remember saying anything that sensiblsensible. from my experience, women who shack up with moody loafers who pretend to be artists always end up being really miserable. men like to produce things and women respect men who produce things. that's why the world works. >> yep, as much as they want men to be men and women to be women, they are. >> ahead, a big announcement from "the five" and what we'll be doing during the state of the union tonight. we want you to be a part of it. details when we come back. ♪epic classical music stops music stop ♪music resumes [announcer] if your dog ca dream it. purina pro plan can help him achieve it. nutrition that

is going to be on. >> bob?s very day i was watching television and wendy's debuted a brand new commercial. here it is. >> it's a very big puppy. >> where's the beef? >> some ham burger places give you a lot less burger. >> where's the beef? >> i don't think anybody is back there. >> i got enamored with that ad. i took that to walter mondale. he was about to debate gary hart and he was the front-runner. this is what happened with mondale and where's the beef. >> when i hear your new ideas i'm reminded of that ad, where's the beef? >> yeah. >> wow. >> that ended gary hart's career. i rode that for 20 years. >> i think donna rice helped, too. >> it was over. >> who wrote that? >> andrea. >> this is a very meat themed with the steak-eating woman. this looks like me on a friday night when i don't have to wear the tight dresses on saturday. now the cutest video ever. >> look at this little polar bear. he takes his first steps ever at the toronto zoo. look. oh. >> take his steps before global warming does away with yo

>> you know what, bob -- >> i don't want to talk about it, bob. >> first of all, you didn't pronouncest of all. >> excuse me. >> what's on the list? selfies. who made selfies famous? >> geraldo. >> not the millennials. >> geraldo. he's not a millennial. >> that's true. >> they're the largest generation in the history of america and they do more volunteer work. >> you're not a millennial. you hate lindsay lohan, kanye west, the kardashians. >> what's fomo? >> that's what i said, it's called fear of missing out. the thing that drives bob crazy when we're on our phones all the time. we're a flfraid we're going to s something. >> it's also feeling the need to go out. i'm not going to go out friday night, i'm going to stay in and give my liver a rest. at 10:00 you're going, there's a party out there, i have to find it. >> a limit to millennials. >> that's everybody. >> what's nick nostalgia. >> nickelodeon. >> i watch nickelodeon. >> brunch. >> i start brunch at 6:00 in the morning. >> brunch is breakfast for drunks. >> i like a -- >> we had gunch. we had dinner at like 4 so we called it g

let's face it. >> it's your turn, bob.the past to not only come out without their shirts on, but to come out wearing only socks, and not on their feet. >> who the hell is bruno mars? >> sounds like a professional wrestler. >> he's a big pop star. >> that answers it. and the chili peppers. i'm with dana, give me country, willie nelson, i'll be happy. >> oh, yeah, he gets the crowd going, willie nelson. >> look at bruno mars. >> willie nelson for a halftime show. she puts everyone to sleep. >> is this bruno mars right here? >> no, that's the chili peppers. >> where's bruno mars? >> why, what are you going to call him? >> he's a great star. >> i never heard of the guy before. how can i give him credit? i don't know if he's good or not, and i don't care. my earpiece popped out. that happens a lot. >> are they waiting for us outside? we have something special for you. >> i'm taking this off. >> who was -- any favorites, halftime? >> u2 after 9/11. beautiful day was actually a moving experience. most of the other -- i think when

liz. >> good morning, bob.day in baghdad, one in a public market and the other at a bus station. in the latter case army recruits seemed to have been the target. that's the second time this week that a group of army recruits have been targeted by bombers. the bombs were probably the work of a group that when the u.s. was here was known as al qaeda in iraq. sings it's changed its name and grown in influence. up in anbar province about 50 miles west of here a target -- we do know there have been sporadic bouts of fighting for the last ten days. so far the iraqi military hasn't moved in, there's been no big offensive just smaller units facing off against these armed extremists. hasn't ordered a big assault because he knows very well that the people of the area armed tribes men, really don't like his shia led government. if the army were to move in there's every chance that the local people would pick up arms and fight them off. so at the moment, iraq has two serious security problems. one is armed extremists who t

"one more thing" is up next. >> thank you, bob. >> you're welcome. ♪ >>> bob is so disgusting.kimberly? >> a few story. marvin gaye's children settled with sony records over robin thicke's "blurred lines." it's up for a ton of awards on the grammys. they settled. the family of marvin gaye is suing robinicke personally. they got cash. so the case was dismissed against sony >> that's a lot of of money. >> howard stern said "the five" was his favorite television show. last nigh, apparently he has company. both jon stewart and stephen colbert, the colbert report, used "the five" as part of their mon logs, as part of the -- a couple of their blocks. we want to welcome jon stewart, stephen colbert to "the five band wagon. anyone else want to join on? plenty of room for you, too. >> absolutely. >> there will be a response. >> they talk about us a lot. uh -- all right. greg? >> speaking of, yesterday, on "the daily show." dana isn't here. i think i'll do a monologue tomorrow. she's on jury duty. samantha b., an amazing performer on "the daily show" did an unbelievable interpretation of

>> bob: hmm.e shoes they wore. >> marilu: these i wore on april the 21 of this year, so that was a tuesday. oh, these shoes i got a long time ago. >> stahl: it's the way most of us remember yesterday. >> marilu: first time i wore them and i got them was on april the 9, so that was a friday, of 1982. >> mcgaugh: this is a detective story. >> stahl: the scientist who first identified this condition and has been studying it ever since is dr. james mcgaugh at the university of california irvine. an eye condition requires him to wear a clouded lens. >> mcgaugh: we are pretending that we are sherlock holmes. we've arrived on the scene of a crime or something that's unusual. all of a sudden, we have a new phenomenon of memory, and we're trying to figure out how it is that this happened. >> stahl: when we did our first story, only six people in the world had been identified with this ability-- one of them, by chance, the actress marilu henner. but that number changed quickly... okay, quiz: what's the date

joe and bob, you guys disagree on this. bob, listen, you and i have talked for a long, long time. i respect your views very much. i will say this. you highlighted the five of 12. joe points out the 4% growth. are we focusing too much on the negatives in this economy? i understand there's a lot of people that have a lot of problems still out there. no one is saying america's fixed. income inequality is a problem. a lot of people can't find jobs. i get it. but i feel like lately there has been so much focus on all the negatives that people that might want to go out and take capital risk are so terrified because of what they hear and that we're not highlighting -- there are positives in this economy. if we continue to highlight more the negatives, we are going to hold ourselves back from greatness. >> there are positives. but the positives are above zero but they're not strong enough. you look at, for example, the nfib survey. the nfib respondents are showing some improvement but the numbers are still very weak. you look at -- joe wants to talk about this 4% growth. we've had excess

>> bob, the answer is, yes. let me just say this as a cautionary -- >> schieffer: if you don't raise the debt ceiling -- >> cautionary note. what was done was historic, it's wonderful that these two people on opposite sides of the political spectrum got together and did good work. i will always admire them for that. we should get the appropriation. i'm afraid, why am i afraid? it was just matter of couple of months ago that two-thirds of the republicans in the house of representatives voted to keep the government closed and default on the debt. i hope we can get this done. but i have really -- i am really concerned about what's going on with republicans in congress. repeat to your viewers two,-thirds of the people in the house of representatives are republicans. voted to close the government, keep it closed more than 16 days and default on the debt. i mean, i want this to pass, i hope it does, it should. we have appropriation bill, but i don't know. >> schieffer: what do you think about the future of obama care.

>> i trust bob. i love him. >> reporter: in the arraignment hearing judge spencer asked each of them if they were on medication. bob mcdonnell said blood pressure medicine. the former first lady was taking medicine for concentration and anxiety. they each pleaded not guilty to the 14 counts. they're charged with taking $165,000.200of loans, trips and expensive gifts from former star scientific ceo jonnie williams and in return promoting his company. they're also accused of trying to cover up the trail. governor, a lot of people out here love you and they're here to support you. what do you think? >> make room, people. >> god has blessed me with great friends and family. >> reporter: many friends including speaker of the house bill howell and delegate dave elbow were there to support mcdonnell who left office 12 days ago. >> it's a crazy life in the fish bowl of politics, especially when you're on the national stage and you can't see everything going on behind you. i really feel for him at this time,

drop dead, bob. ken, bob, smoking is not good for you. good.ook now if he could just drop obama. our little monster teddy bear, bob. are you married? no, i'm not. shelly, send me your picture. >> are youm looking? >> all right. the women watching, get youromen daughters around the tv because i know the proms are not 'til may. p but the shopping for prom dresses starts tomorrow. i have some tips for you whensoe you're buying a prom dress andui some tips for the prom. number one, on the day of your e prom, girls, does not get at facial. your skin is going to getur s irritated and you don't want ayu red face at the prom for the wrong reason. don't wear neon. you don't need to be flashy to be noticed.neon don't have your boobs hanging out of your dress. that's cheap. don't wear high platform shoes because you're going to take them off and then your dress is going to drag on the floor. don't look different than you is normally look every day. no fuschia lips. if you d put your drink down, gt a new one, including coca-cola.e someone might put s

. >>> bob, hello, everyone. i'm dana perino along with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, who is paying attention, andrei bekh, and greg gutfield. it's 5:00 in new york, and this is "the five." a fox news alert. just a short while ago, president obama gave his first remarks on the new book out tomorrow by former defense secretary robert gates. we're going to play that for you in a moment. first, gates gave his first fev interviews on the controversial memoir today. one of the things he wrote about was the president's commitment to the afghan war. he had a chance to elaborate on that. >> it's one thing to tell the truths that you support them. it's another to work it, making them believe that you believe as president that their sacrifice is worth it, that the cause is just. president bush did that with the troops. when i was secretary. i did not see president obama do that. >> and president obama had a chance to respond to some of the comments in the book. >> secretary gates did an outstanding job for me as secretar

now go ahead. >> very nice, bob.is is salittle harsh, but look, the parents have their kids playing football. a lot of the kids love it. what's the message? don't quit. there's a lot of terrific messages in football. i know they're serious about it down in texas, but football is a tough sport. you have played it. nick saban does not sit in the locker room and go, excuse me, if you could score in the next quarter, that would be great, amazing. it is tough. and it's a team sport, and there's wonderful, wonderful things that come out of football. but there seems to be a war on football in this country. >> nick saban does this with 20-year-old kids. this is a 4-year-old kid. >> okay. >> look how good they are. look at the video. >> yeah, look how good they are. >> it's a little harsh, okay, but they're not dying. >> you know, i think it's disgraceful. i think they should be enrolled in schools for male modeling. it's far more tasteful. look, here's the thing. you got to consider the alternative. last week, there was a ta

this didn't work yesterday, bob. it didn't happen. you dreamt it. >> we were number one in the ratings last night. maybe because when you said that, everyone went, what is he saying? kids on a bus that died? >> what about the lawsuits that are springing from this? is that going to be an issue? i don't know. >> a lot of time and a lot of taxpayer money for a really stupid political decision by staffers of chris christie who have now been fired. can i mention one thing about the guy chris, the bachelor guy? >> yes. >> i think what he did on the view when he surprised them is he expressed what we were talking about yesterday, with most people not identifying with the republican or democrat party, and because they don't see things in such black and white ways. i mean, whoopi goldberg is saying chris christie killed people, and he's like, wait, hold on. that's not right. and for people on the right who were trying to, you know, defend christie without actually looking at the facts first, i think that's why people are starting to pull away,

not you, bob. >> i have to comment on this misery index.lly, i think it's insulting to our grandparents and to our great grandparents and to me who had a much, much worse growing up than the kids have now. i want to go thru a list of what my life was like. acne. we didn't have anything but clear oscill. you guys have everything. i look at teenagers. their skin is perfect. stray dogs. when i grew up, remember, you had stray dogs. they would walk around. i haven't seen a stray dog in 30 years. no espn. you had three channels and clickers. you remember your remote control clicker? half the time it didn't work. eating? do you remember tv dinners, how crappy they were? you would open them up, there would be peas in your beach cobbler. the 1980s when i was in high school and college. aids and herpes. in the '80s, jimmy carter and slack. are you more miserable now? hell no, you have espn, xbox, apple. this is the best time of your life. >> but they have justin bieber. >> true. >> that was really an interesting rant. >> we have to go. >> how misera