bob belcher, everyone. where's the land? where's the land? where's the land?!stop, puerto rico. what?! looks like you'll be my private chef after all. no, you can't do... linda, we're being shanghaied! shanghaied? ooh! ancient chinese vacation! yay! yahoo! boobies! what? nothing. today we honor a phone call between mr. and mrs. lewis. where are you? i'm by the dvds. i'm by the candles. i think i see you. nope. wasn't you. now i'm by the tools. on my way. 'kay, i'm here. now i'm by the linens. [ male announcer ] in honor of all the important things you do on the new sprint network, we bring you one up. upgrade to a new phone every year and get unlimited talk, text and data now just $65 a month. (whimpers) all right, steady as she goes, bob. i wouldn't call a ten-day, all-expense-paid cruise "being shanghaied." but you can't force my family to be on this crazy boat for ten days. oh, come on, bobby. it's a vacation. you deserve it. we all do. stop fighting it. this isn't a vacation, linda, it's a kidnapping. this is a slave ship. you're disoriented, bob. it happen