bob thoughts on it? >> kimberly: we don't chop it bob. >> bob: i fell for this yesterday. to use it for my one more thing and greg said you better look at the whole film. i did. he was right. although i will say this. frankly, i don't care how many times he asks. given the fact he lost his kid, i would have kept my mouth shut. >> eric: that is not the question. selective editing. >> bob: it fooled me. i got it off the front of huffington post. it fell for it. >> kimberly: would you agree it's increasable for the media to do that? they are not reporting the news. >> bob: it is inexcusable. bad taste to answer the question. >> kimberly: how is that okay? >> greg: no wonder that journalists distrusts --be no wonder america distrusts media and journalists. you are lied to and they think you are stupid. they hate fox news as proxy for america. we don't fall in love and do this stuff. >> eric: the editing is laughable. do you remember in the election he was going after mitt romney. putting stuff together that made no sense. i don't know why you watch him. he hasn't been relevant

bob. shut up, bob. >> bob: all the time. start with you. >> kimberly: goodness gracious.for one. we have nice baby news. they are officially confirming the palace that the duchess of cambridge is expecting a baby. they have not said if it's a by or girl in july. she is not expecting twins, like credible sources like the newspapers

bob: how do you put it on? >> dana: like that. this is everybody's shot of bob. >> bob: do you think this is going to shut me up? >> dana: shut up, bob. >> bob: directly ahead -- not going to do it. i can't talk. >> eric: perfect. quentin tarantino goes off the rail when confronted about the notoriously violent field. miss alabama's career is heading off the chart after brent musberger's comments. we'll tell you what is up for her next. ♪ ♪ with the spark cash card from capital one, olaf gets great rewards for his small business! pizza! [ garth ] olaf's small busins earns 2% cash back on every purchase, ery day! helium delivery. put it on my spark card! [ pop! ] [ garth ] why settle for less? great businesses deserve great rewards! awesome!!! [ male announcer ] the spark business card from capital one. choose unlimited rewards with 2% cash back or double miles on every purchase, every day! what's in your wallet? ♪ ♪ >> kimberly: welcome back to "the five." yesterday, vice president biden met with the hollywood crowd about gun violence and they promise to have a "dialogu

bob: how do you put it on? >> dana: like that. this is everybody's shot of bob. >> bob: do you think this is going to shut me up? >> dana: shut up, bob. >> bob: directly ahead -- not going to do it. i can't talk. >> eric: perfect. quentin tarantino goes off the rail when confronted about the notoriously violent field. miss alabama's career is heading off the chart after brent musberger's comments. we'll tell you what is up for her next. ♪ ♪ ...so as you can see, geico's customer satisfaction is at 97%. mmmm tasty. and cut! very good. people are always asking me how we make these geico adverts. so we're taking you behind the scenes. this coffee cup, for example, is computer animated. it's not real. geico's customer satisfaction is quite real though. this computer-animated coffee tastes dreadful. geico. 15 minutes could save you 15 % or more on car insurance. someone get me a latte will ya, please? ♪ ♪ >> kimberly: welcome back to "the five." yesterday, vice president biden met with the hollywood crowd about gun violence and they promise to have a "dialogue" about the pro

bob?" "bob, facts can't pep trait the tiny mind of yours." "bob, more socialist doctrine from you. ack to booze and drugs, it's the only world you make sense in." that is from the co-hosts. >> dana: but on sunday i read the tweets that people said about you. like i disagree with him, but bob is great. i love bob. bobbe is great and funny. >> kimberly: you know how much that it helps you for dana has you over. >> dana: popularity play. >> kimberly: it hurt me significantly. i lost 300,000 followers. >> bob: okay. keep going here. run out of time. >> eric: remember john dickerson, the political director at cbs news. >> kimberly: oh, no. >> eric: he responded to some of the criticism. here is how he responded. >> i thought i was giving the president my personal advice. there were aggressive language in the piece. i wasn't trying to give advice. i was trying to highlight in a stark way what seems like an impossible to avoid conclusion about the second term. >> eric: my point here is he is the political trekker at cbs news. not sure his opinions where president obama should declare war o

bob: excuse me. was that a shot? >> dana: no. shut up, bob. >> bob: let's get out of here. >> kimberly: bob, yeah? bob: the world's largest beverage -- >> kimberly: no. coming up, the world's largest beverage company comes out with a new ad warning about the dangers of obesity. is coca-cola appealing the nanny state crowd like michael bloomberg or looking out for the customers? stay with us to find out next. ♪ ♪ w backbe to fork and my colleagues with "the five." ♪ ♪ >> andrea: welcome back to "the five." coca-cola launched new antiobesity campaign that urges those to pay attention to calories including those in the beverages. take a look. >> we would like to come together on something that concerns all of us, obesity. the nation's leading beverage company we can play an important role. beating obesity will take action by all of us. based on a common sense fact. all calories count. no matter they come from. including coca-cola and everything else with calories. if you eat and drink more calories than you burn off, you will gain weight. >> andrea: the question is has coca-cola been bullied by the an

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bob: yeah. what is her name? >> kimberly: ashley. >> bob: ashley. >> kimberly: madison. >> bob: they solicited me. h that. speaking of solicitation, wait, on the sites, some woman decided to put a profile in as a man. so she put all of this stuff done and got endless number of women interested in her. who said -- how do you know if you're telling the truth? >> dana: she was having a hard time meeting somebody. she wanted to find out what would be the best profile. so she posed as a man on match.com. she got all the information and algorithms and figured this out. this is in the "wall street journal." ladies go and look. how many pictures to put up of yourself. it's a really good idea. >> dana: so she can pose -- >> greg: she can pose as an adult man and get article published. if i pose as a teenager girl i get arrested. life is unfair. >> eric: there is a fine line between what she did and the -- >> kimberly: lisa jackson. >> eric: this is big, guys. i think this is going to be big. a lot of this. >> bob: more predators out there. >> kimberly: bob should stay off the internet. and after of skype. >

bob: no. i said -- >> eric: people are black. >> bob: no, to me the second i saw it fed in a stereotype. >> eric: what fed in? the fought we brought this -- >> boband we're sensitive to it. >> andrea: fighting knows no racial boundary. i went to a high school and there were tons of white -- >> bob: i'm giving my thoughts. >> eric: next time we do segment of american culture in decline we'll focus on white people for you. >> bob: thank you. would be helpful. >> eric: colorado becoming the party state shifts the focus from legalizing marijuana to legalizing underage drinking. a lawmaker's proposal to lower drinking age to 18 but there's a catch. ♪ ♪ >> announcer: stop! living with hair loss, that is. losing your hair is no fun and no one wants to be bald, but there is hope. >> getting my hair back was the best thing that ever happened to me. >> i'm happy with the way i look now. >> i'm very excited about my hair. >> i feel beautiful. >> i love my hair. >> announcer: hair club offers all-proven hair loss solutions backed by our commitment to satisfaction guaranteed. if you're not 100% satisfied with the solution you choose, hair club will apply the

bob: no. i said -- >> eric: people are black. >> bob: no, to me the second i saw it fed in a stereotype. >> eric: what fed in? the fought we brought this -- >> bobsensitive to it. >> andrea: fighting knows no racial boundary. i went to a high school and there were tons of white -- >> bob: i'm giving my thoughts. >> eric: next time we do segment of american culture in decline we'll focus on white people for you. >> bob: thank you. would be helpful. >> eric: colorado becoming the party state shifts the focus from legalizing marijuana to legalizing underage drinking. a lawmaker's proposal to lower drinking age to 18 but there's a catch. ♪ ♪ i need you. i feel so alone. but you're not alone. i knew you'd come. like i could stay away. you know i can't do this without you. you'll never have to. you're always there for me. shh! i'll get you a rental car. i could also use an umbrella. fall in love with progressive's claims service. for ovnights can feel califolong and lonely.dren, i miss my sister. i miss my old school. i miss my room. i don't want special treatment. i just wanna feel normal. to help, sleep train is collecting pajamas for foster childre

bob: who is that? >> kimberly: mary poppins. >> bob: pop off, mary. >> kimberly: that is so mean, bob. >> bob: it wasn'tt mary poppins 20. 13 flu season arrived with a vengeance. 41 states battling outbreaks right now, hospital and doctor office flooded with patients. at least 18 children have die died. how people around the table got flu shots? i did a month ago. >> dana: i got one on sunday because of greg. >> kimberly: he made everyone sick. i think i have it already. >> greg: after having the flu for two weeks i got one. a fighter of me to get it at the dr. seigel office. afterwards in the waiting room, this is what i saw. which made no sense to me whatsoever. what gong and an arm-wagon and arm hanging out of it. this is in his office. it's demonstration model for neurology. good news is i have a date friday night. i don't think they should do regular inauk nations. they should make it like wild kingdom. >> bob: i don't think you take it after you get it. should school and companies force people to take flu shots before going to work or school? >> it's ridiculous to force a child to taken a flu shot

bob about this. bob, 11,000 homicides with a gun in 2009. 2009. 11,000 in america. 34,000 vehicular homicides. smoking accounted for 440 -- >> bobric: 443,000 deaths in america. medical americas -- >> bob: that would make it tough for a guy who drives and smokes and -- >> eric: i don't hear you calling for banning cars or doctors or cameras that cause -- >> bob: cameras? >> eric: hammers. >> bob: we should try that. >> eric: fists also work. >> bob: be careful. >> greg: one thing that bugs me about this. this would have been a fine opinion article but this is portrayed the left wing activism terror trayed as impartial science. >> andrea: they do this a lot. even al gore acknowledged a story in the editorial type but news section data was bad. you'd think after having jason blair there that embarrassed them, you'd think they would regroup and focus on the facts. they don't. nra meeting. it's interesting, i would love thoughts on this. why they said a couple days ago they would end run the nra and not, and go around them. now they want to invite them. it knew they would have gotp blow-back. how many stars do you think would agree

bob please come forward. just a few. of the. >>> commissioners taylor satisfied and friend of bob macintosh peer 39 a couple of comments some observations about bob that we all wanted to share for all of us lucky if you have to work with bob each of us received something special confidant. mentor figure father friend and for those of you who have not met bob yet make it a point do so because he is a genuine warm and caring person. he ept hepatthrough terrible disaster such as 9-11 and the economic meltdown he helped us process per keeping pier 39 a clean friendly place to visit and under bob's direction it became the most visited pier and total sales have grown to million dollars of dollars till today. bob bob's legacies to pier 39, fisherman's whof and to the city thank you bob.. >> for he is a jolly good fellow ... and nobody can deny," "... (applause). . >>> so is anyone he will going to speak?.. >> go ahead susan. >>> while you are completing all your hugs, susan reynolds again director of real estate. bob i want to wish you well in requirement, but don't be a stranger and thank you for all your support and everything that you have done inclu

it's what liberalism is based on, bob. >> bob: the number of times you said liberal -- >> andrea: okay. >> bobhe nrra is not bullying people on guns. >> eric: this is a discussion about a group. i remember you calling the tea party group. >> greg: this is about how people talk about things. conservative because they're on the defense are interested in debating things like global warming. if we debate global warming you call me a flat earther. i wouldn't call you a name. >> dana: you say climate and weather are unrelated. i am bing to debate. the other side, the left is willing to denigrate and make fun of you. >> eric: i will call you, i would call you a wuss. >> bob: okay. >> andrea: you are the king of name calling when people don't agree with you. i don't consider conservatives to be warm and fuzzy like you do. >> greg: how dare you. how about me? the warmest and fuzziest heartst you ever met. do you want to own a mansion and not pay a penny for it? we tell you how this squatter in florida is living mortgage free in this water front home. ♪ ♪ now back to new york and "the five." ♪ ♪ ♪ >> we

bob: who said women should haven't guns? >> greg: you did. >> bob: they should haven't 100-round ammunition -- >> eric: bob beckel -- >> andrean men's head. >> bob: right. >> eric: ten is fine. >> andrea: even the "new york times" -- >> greg: they're killed by drugs and car accidents. >> andrea: the number one killer of children is swimming pools. i don't know if you want to ban swimming pools or time tommy lee up to congress because a kid died in his poo pool. ethicist wrote a column in 2009 about the benefit of arming women and talked how gun violence is typically men on men but disproportion nately women are effected in men on women violence. there is smart technology that women, triggers identify their own fingerprints so the gun can't taken out of a woman's hand. that is true. that is my point. at the same time they push for women on the front lines in combat, they are talking about stripping women of their second amendment rights here at home. >> bob: they are not talking about that. that is ridiculous. that swimming pool did not start out with the idea to kill a kid. >> eric: nor did the gun. >> bob: you have -- >> eri

bob. bob who? i don't know. my parents' guy bob. ha ha ha! your phone's dead. these rooms... le consolation, but you're not the only one who got taken, miss gunn. bob kopalski had ten clients, assets equaling over $100 million, when he disappeared. and you're telling us that none of it's insured? what a disaster. thank god for the residuals. actually, kopalski took such heavy advances on the royalty income that by the time the account recoups, miss gunn will be on social security. where does someone disappear with $100 million? the best we can guess is south america. can't you just sue? my god, how could he do this to her? he'll be back. they always come back. if he does, he'll be looking out the back of an fbi van on his way to a long prison term. it'll be years before you see a dime, if ever. mr. feldman, as a lawyer, may i please ask your advice as per what to do in the meantime as far as, you know, money? get a job? ingrid: "dear prospective employer, "although i've had no previous employment, ever, "the following is a partial but significant list of personal recommendatio

can't make it up. >> bob: bob on this show. >> eric: true. >> andrea: true. >> dana: next year write in. p.r. executive as the fifth most stressful job in america. >> bob jobs were added last month on top of the revised figure from the month before. coming back and coming back strong. we are going to be america and be strong. biggest economy in the world. >> dana: all right. somebody cried wolf. greg? >> greg: thank you, floating dana perino head. where are you floating to later? >> dana: i am going to dinner with harold burrson. he is amazing. >> greg: that was rhetorical question. my one more thing, i'm on o'reilly tonight. great "red eye" tonight with michael ian black and nick gillespie. tune in to that. >> dana: this has become the self-promotion, greg gutfeld. >> greg: given up. >> dana: have you written a book? >> bob: left out of your book. >> greg: "joy of hate" on the best seller list. greatest book ever written. >> bob: do you have anything else? apartment for sale, want people to visit? >> dana: that's it for "the five." thank you for watching. have a >>> welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld. now to andy levy for a pre game report. what i

clean friendly place to visit and under bob's direction it became the most visited pier and total sales have grown to million dollars of dollars till today. bob bob's legacies to pier 39, fisherman's whof and to the city thank you bob.. >> for he is a jolly good fellow ... and nobody can deny," "... (applause). . >>> so is anyone he will going to speak?.. >> go ahead susan. >>> while you are completing all your hugs, susan reynolds again director of real estate. bob i want to wish you well in requirement, but don't be a stranger and thank you for all your support and everything that you have done including leaving pier 39 in very compatible hands capable hands and that is important if you are going to leave leave a good structure behind and he has done that and on behalf of real estate, i want to thank you four making our lives so much easier thank you very much. >> (applause). . >> good afternoon i'm joe from san francisco travel and i would like to add my commends about mob macintosh and what he has done for pier 39 and i'll not going to sing but offer to share sparkling wine with him after this ameliorating. bob has made pier 39 one of the main

bob: bieber disappeared. by he disappeared. >> kimberly: where are you getting this? >> bob: i read my research. >> kimberly: where are you getting this? >> bobkimberly: he wasn't in the car. >> bob: maybe somebody else was driving. the cops pulled him over and the guy came over and sent him across the street two times to tell him to get out of the way. the second time he got hit. the point is if you allow yourself in that danger, it's to pursue the pictures -- maybe you shouldn't be i lowed to sell them. that's against the constitution. but this is, what they do to people. and the pressure under -- look at eric. he is chased by paparazzi all the time. >> greg: that is paa john's. bieber has a ferrari? that is like dan ab owning a chain saw. jimenez is serious. i don't see how he reaches the pedals in that. you to be long legs and be tall. i drove one in a commercial. not that easy. >> greg: she takes that and turn it in a short joke against me. >> kimberly: well played. >> greg: the people who buy the magazine that buy the people that are taken by the photographers are sanctity moanous. so until they stop reading "us weekly" or "the star" sh

bob thinks that is the, i don't know, the first shot in the big lawsuit that is going to come by some group. >> bob: there is a group to defend fat people. >> dana: can i ask. the other topic to bring it up. bob this. the ncaa, they initially stood with michael bloomberg when he announced the new york soda ban but now they joined lawsuit against the city. big soft drink companies, got naacp to stand with them, in the lawsuit, saying that the ban is racist. >> bob: here is the problem, with naacp. they receive a lot of money from soft drink industry for other things they are doing and the programs that were funded. king and spalding is doing it pro bono for naacp. they should step back and let somebody else take it who does not have a direct conflict with the soft drink industry. >> eric: why does the naacp get money from soft drink industry? >> bob: coca-cola gives enormous money for research. >> dana: research and also they run fitness programs, after-school programs in urban centers. >> andrea: this law isn't racist. it's stupid. this is one of the dumbest thing that bloomberg has ever done. i like to see the groups going after each other. the dem on dem violence is fun to watch. but this l

found out -- >> bob: you have nothing to get yourself out from under this. >> dana: i felt like i had to come clean. >> bob: men versus women? >> dana: you want to say something about it. >> bob times as much as men is right. i would have made it ten. >> dana: aren't you the exception to the rule? >> bob: i'm not. if you have been married -- >> dana: you have been on tv with him for years. don't you think he is the exception to the rule? >> andrea: yes. >> bob: wrong. absolutely wrong. you think i spoke more than you do? >> greg: you speak more than all of us on the show. >> bob: we'll have a word count. >> greg: we did! we did do a word count. >> bob: first, it's four against one. the book "men are from mars and women are from venus." isn't it uranus? >> eric: a twitter follower said that. >> bob: anyway. when i was married -- >> dana: that is a planet. >> bob: i kept dog'reed copy next to the bed. men and women are different. virtually every way. one article we read how men talk for an hour and the wife is amazed they didn't ask about the kids, about the laundry, about the sake of their marriage. c'mon. >> eric: it happened last week. i bumped in to a neighbor that used to

bob: better than the game right now? bet? >> eric: i will take -- who do you like? >> bob: i likebe 49ers. >> eric: i like jim harbaugh, too. >> bob got it. >> bob: all right. >> dana: what does that mean? >> eric: niners have to win by that. >> kimberly: why would you give him -- >> eric: a young quarterback. >> kimberly: tremendous poise and pressure. >> bob: all right. >> greg: by the way, did any of you see the last episode of "downtown abbey" sen three? you are in for a shock! democrat explains your hairdo -- >> kimberly: that explains your hairdo. >> bob: one more thing is up next. ♪ ♪ >> dana: time for one more thing. i have a cute one but i have to go last. >> eric: quickly for the kids out there who wonder if you're smart enough to be president or vice president. believe me, you are. watch. >> i'm proud to be president of the united states. you am prouder to -- but i am prouder to be -- [ applause ] i'm proud to be vice president of the united states. i'm prouder to be president barack obama's vice president. >> eric: just follow a camera around with him. he said i'm proud to be president of the united states. mr. vice pr