. >> not exactly edwin moses doing the hurdles. >> well said, bob. please, people, stop buying him peanuts and crackerjacks. i want to congratulate kelly ripa, got a star on the hollywood walk of fame this morning. [ cheers and applause ] i was part of the ceremony. for those who are unfamiliar, a fame is when we honor our brightest stars in our filthiest possible location. kelly's star is near regis' star and the plan i guess is to bury them there. whichever goes first, doesn't matter, they both go in, that the sidewalk twice. today in hollywood they declared it kelly ripa day which ran right smack into columbus day. why are we still celebrating columbus day? it started in 1792, became a national holiday in 1937. it's a little weird that we teach our kids columbus discovered america, first of all, there are millions of people already living here. columbus discovered america the same way your mom discovered instagram. and also we must not ever forget, columbus got lost. he found -- he gets a holiday. it's hard trying to explain this to kids today. be