top that, bob newhart. do you love goose-down feathers ? do you have the trifecta ?mattress pad, pillows, comforter ? oh, oh, oh... it's like sleeping in heaven. until that quill comes through the pillowcase and sticks you in the eye, and says, "how's that feel bitch, huh ? "you like sleeping on my carcass, do you ?" "ow ! "goose, why do you hurt so good ?" maybe a higher thread count. 600 does the trick. quit sleeping on 12, that's hay. spend the money. it's 1/3 of your life. sorry, my nose itched. hello, carol burnett's daughter. i think i'm too young for that reference, and it doesn't warrant an "aw." when i die, which is gonna be in four years-- yay ! it's the only thing i can plan. i'm gonna be cremated from the neck down. yeah, then at my funeral, when people are talking about me, they have to hold my head. and then at the end, they have to kick me into the audience, and the audience has to keep me up for at least three hits, or you have to start the whole service over. and no cradling it. i want legit sex. anyone seen karch ? do you guys daydream about being o