and also, a gentleman who has been here before, his name is science bob pflugfelder of the boston pflugfelders[ applause ] he's -- science bob is an elementary schoolteacher. he teaches science. he makes science fun. you know, when i was in school, we had a teacher who made science not fun for us. she made it dreary and sad. what was her name? >> cleto: mrs. dixon. >> she was like three feet tall. >> cleto: she called me the wrong name. >> jimmy: and she said, for those of you that weren't listening, that was the bell. bell. but science bob is fun. here's some highlights from the last time he was on the show. >> three, two, one, pour. there we go. >> jimmy: whoa! >> pressure is building up now. bubbles are being created -- >> jimmy: i feel like jesus. whoa! whoa! >> powering it up. >> jimmy: okay. oh, it feels weird on my body. oh! >> go ahead. >> jimmy: let me lob. oh! most of the audience was killed that night, so -- [ applause ] that's a warning to you. but tonight, science bob is studio, a real huge cloud. and we're all going to lay on it and play harps. i should also mention that the l.a.

." >> jimmy: we have a new show tonight with joaquin phoenix, science bob pflugfelder, music from primus and "this week in i'm bob ehrlich. i'm not the kind of guy who likes to hang on the sidelines. today maryland's in trouble. we're worse off than we were four years ago. dangerous debt, higher taxes, not enough jobs. we need real leadership to turn this state around. fix the budget honestly. grow small businesses, really. excellent schools everywhere. protect the bay, finally. it's why i'm running -- to make the state we love not just good, but great. now let's get down to work.

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." >> jimmy: we have a new show tonight with joaquin phoenix, science bob pflugfelder, music from primus and "this week in unses censorship." "jimmy i'm frank kratovil and i approve this message. the real andy harris. his past attacks have been called deceptive, his new attack, false. harris voted for deregulation increasing our electric bills by 72% it's not surprising, harris always sides with the big guys. he opposes cracking down on wall street and supports tax breaks for companies that ship jobs overseas. harris even opposed making big insurance cover cancer screenings. andy harris' extreme ideas will cost us. two governors, two different approaches. even in good times bob ehrlich didn't make education a priority. he increased college tuition by 40%, cut school construction by $200 million, and ehrlich voted to eliminate the department of education while serving in congress. but in the toughest of times, martin o'malley has made record investments in public schools, new school construction, and o'malley froze college tuition four years in a row. with martin o'malley, our children al

later this week, zach galifianakis, joaquin phoenix, from "the jersey shore," snooki, "science bob" pflugfelder it's funny name week here on the show this week. all right, our guests tonight are one mom and three dads from the funniest sitcom in many years. the second season of their emmy-winning show "modern family" starts tomorrow night at 9:00 here on abc. please welcome julie bowen, ty burrell, jesse tyler ferguson and eric stonestreet. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. how are you guys doing? >> good. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: see what happens in just a year's time? it's incredible. >> i know, amazing. >> jimmy: i feel like i'm on the show right now. >> you're not. >> you're not. >> i feel like these people are all high. >> jimmy: some of them are. >> in a good way. >> jimmy: at least 30% of them are probably high. though we didn't test anybody on their way in. congratulations on winning the emmy after your first season, which is -- [ cheers and applause ] you have nothing -- there's nothing to look forward to now. >> game over. we're done. >> jimmy: did you feel competiti

and "science bob" pflugfelder will join us. 16 years ago this week, our first guest debuted on a brandw about the dating lives of attractive 20-somethings called "friends." now, in 2010, she's still on tv dating 20-somethings. you can see her with her old pal jennifer aniston on "cougartown" this wednesday night here on abc at 9:30. please say hello to courteney cox. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's good to see you. >> good to see you. >> jimmy: may i say, you get lovelier every time i see you. i'm not just saying that. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: i want to ask you about "cougartown" because i heard that you guys were going to change the name to something else. >> we were. we were in search of a great title and we could not find one so -- >> jimmy: oh, no one asked me. i had a great one. >> what did you have? >> jimmy: cougar mellencamp town. >> why didn't we think of that? >> jimmy: why were you going to change the name? >> because it's not really about me dating younger guys. it's more about me and my kind of unique family and i think -- it's a terrible title really. >>

joaquin phoenix will be here tomorrow night, as will science bob pflugfelder and hear music from primusorrow, too. our first guest tonight is one of the finest men this nation has ever produced. you know him from the movie "the hangover," from the tv show "bored to death" and soon from a new movie called "it's kind of a funny story," it opens in theaters october 8th. please say hello to zach galifianakis. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> good, thank you. >> jimmy: you -- you have got what appears to be lipstick all over you. >> oh, do i? shoot. >> jimmy: yeah, a little bit on -- >> i met snorki backstage. >> jimmy: no, no, it's -- snooki. >> snooki. >> jimmy: unless there was somebody else you met. >> she had a stepladder and kissed me everywhere. >> jimmy: you probably want to get that off. it looked like you've been shot in the ear. do you -- by the way, do you watch "jersey shore?" is that on your schedule? >> is that on pbs? >> jimmy: no. >> i haven't seen it, i'm a grown man, so -- >> jimmy: you don't watch that. >> i haven't seen it yet. i look forward to se