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he was worried about bob. >> rightfully so. >> what are we going to do with saget. >> jimmy: why do youlook at him. >> this is what he said about my come comedy. this is going to be foul. well, he would say that i would come out and i'd look like a jewish clark kent. he would tell this to his contemporaries. he would say you know what bob saget does in his act? he comes out like a jewish clark kent. and he would sing a song and the monkey [ bleep ] the dog and the dog [ bleep ] the monkey. and i said i didn't do that. >> no, and he did and it [ bleep ] bob. >> jimmy: how many times between the two of you did you have dinner with don? >> a lot. >> when i first started hanging out with him, it was just me, him and barbara, his beautiful wife. >> who we send so much love to right you. a lot of love to that family. >> when you ask barbara or don, you say how are you? he'd say we're fine. she would say we're fine. >> jimmy: and barbara knew every story. >> she would just push her glasses off. she takes off her bra and her head hits the sink. >> with her jewelry. >> the jewelry weighs her dow

he was worried about bob. >> rightfully so. >> what are we going to do with saget. >> jimmy: why do you is what he said about my come comedy. this is going to be foul. well, he would say that i would come out and i'd look like a jewish clark kent. he would tell this to his contemporaries. he would say you know what bob saget does in his act? he comes out like a jewish clark kent. and he would sing a song and the monkey [ bleep ] the dog and the dog [ bleep ] the monkey. and i said i didn't do that. >> no, and he did and it [ bleep ] bob. >> jimmy: how many times between the two of you did you have dinner with don? >> a lot. >> when i first started hanging out with him, it was just me, him and barbara, his beautiful wife. >> who we send so much love to right you.

tonight -- john stamos and bob saget, from "detroiters" tim robinson, and music from snakehips & mo.ow, settle down -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for coming. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks to all of you here for coming. it's spring break. how many of you here in the audience tonight are visiting

tonight -- john stamos and bob saget, from "detroiters" tim robinson, and music from snakehips & mo. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for coming. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks to all of you here for coming. it's spring break. how many of you here in the audience tonight are visiting

tonight john stamos & bob saget from "detroiters", tim robinson, and music from snakehips & mØ.mmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for coming. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you here for coming. it's spring break. how many of you here in the audience tonight are visiting from out of

state, the oil states the quaker state, the state of independence the home of the liberty bell and bob saget. both are cracked and from the looks of things going nowhere. president trump kicked the media's rum. he threw a party in thousand showed up so while you have a friend in pennsylvania trump showed you he has a ton and how he does it. no one else would ever think of doing this. whether you like him or not he's one-of-a-kind and he is ours. i would have it any other way. [applause] [laughter] [applause] all right, all right let's welcome tonight's guests. she now has two places to be miserable peer she's hosting a new show starting monday called the "fox news" special, katherine timpf. [applause] actor former bodyguard and my sidekick tyrus. [applause] who is this person? and never seen her before in my life. how did she get in your? get her out of here. right aliens can see here from space one of my cohosts kimberly guilfoyle. [applause] and he puts more people and ditches than a gradeschool bully the author of the forthcoming book mean dads for a better america, tom shillue. [applause

bob saget and john stamos were like don's -- i won't say sons because sons once they pass the age of don't want to hear anything their father says. bob and john love that -- they're more like his stepdaughters, i would say. [ laughter ] don would make fun of john stamos for three hours straight without a breath and john loved it. he made fun of everybody. he'd come here and he'd make fun of me, guillermo, the band, the audience, the guy who put the microphone on his lapel, he'd make fun of the vegetable platter in his dressing room. when he'd come to my house he'd yell about the stairs as if i put them there specifically to inconvenience him. every time i'd see him, you still have those stairs? no, we're pole vaulting into the house now, don. i once took him to motza, which is mario batali's restaurant here, a very nice restaurant, we rented the private room in the back, we had food, i invited his friends, it was beautiful. it was very expensive, okay? and i paid for it. end of the meal, at the end of this beautiful meal, he says to me, i'll never forget. "i can't believe you took me