why don't you just try bondek? 'cause i never use my real name... bondek. here it is. party of 2? come on in. let me see that. hey, it's there. are you surprised? it's just that... scoot knows me as chang. skeet. whatever. whatever. check out the rock. laurie, about the rock. the ring mechanic called... and it needs to be realigned. the ring is perfect. you know what i see when i look into this ring? i see our future. i see our kids, i-- the man of my dreams. you see all that in there? don't you? let me take a look. oh, wow. look, there i am. i have no hair. so, stuart, how'd you get us into that party? i amaze you, don't i? stuart, i got us into that party, and, yes, you do amaze me. hey, how'd you do it? a friend of mine was helping throw the party, and he told me that you weren't on the list. wow. wow. busted. listen, stuart... you knew you could not get us into that party, and you knew you were gonna make an absolute fool of yourself trying to, and that's really sweet. yeah. so are we gonna sleep together, or what? that is definitely not a poodle named tiffany. that is a black