and a poem called "sunrise to sunset, my never ending boner."ese files by uploading them to a nonsecure totally hackable server. so, call soon, billy from colorado. [ applause ] >> jimmy: there you go. thank you so much. billy you're a good man. [ cheers and applause ] appreciate it, buddy. how you doing, pal? all good? >> how are you? >> jimmy: stand up. hey buddy, what's your name? >> ian. >> jimmy: ian, where are you from? >> islip, long island. >> jimmy: oh, islip, long island. very good. [ laughter ] i thought you were just talking like, zip. thought somebody just froze you for a second, islip, long island. very good. and did you go to school? >> yes, i did. >> jimmy: where did you go to college? >> i went to -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sorry? >> suffolk. >> jimmy: suffolk? >> and then ashworth university. >> jimmy: and then ash -- >> ashworth university. >> jimmy: ashworth as well. oh, wow. very good. all right. very good. [ laughter ] no, you're good? all right. now, look, can i see your phone here? >> sure. >> jimmy: oh yeah. oh, you got o

. >> i don't give a boner.ng of political statements where was hilary's bff. what she did was the equivalent of putting your hand in a garbage disposal to see what is stuck down there. >> she is good with words. i talk three hours a day, and you sometimes don't use the best of words. >> that's a boner. >> exactly. thank you. >> sometimes you don't use the best choice of flllornnnn -- like when you meant to say blllaaaa. >> or government. >> naaaa, or nuuuuu. >> god what did you have for breakfast this morning? carnation instant bitch? >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ >>and while you watch, join the live chat at current.com/greatergood. >>our system is not working. >>there are always some risks. >>i don't think it's that back and white. the science is not there. >>only on current tv. used to be we socked money away and expected it to grow. then the world changed... and the common sense of retirement planning became anything but common. fortunately, td ameritrade's investment consultants can help

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and the boner. >> the president checked out last labor day. >> it is impolite to be orange labor day.e show. >> thank you. >> it's pretty much my grief line, so big fan here. >> awe. >> i just heard you talk about how romney has obviously a big choice coming up for his vp pick, and i think president obama also has an important choice to make coming up, and the team blue does too, and that's who will give the keynote address at the convention in charlotte. >> yeah, right. >> and i'm interested in your take on my personal favorite. that would be elizabeth warren. i would interested in what you would think about warren as the keynote speaker. >> i think that's a spectacular idea. because we were just in madison, and i'm telling you this was basically the birthplace of the 99%, but she has been articulating that almost before anyone. i think that's a bully idea. [ applause ] >> yes, bully. >> the president talking about the gop cuts -- >> if these cuts are spread out evenly, then 10 million college students including some of you would see your financial aide cut by an average more than a

debbie watson schultz said boner knows that means they are vulnerable. >> but it has always been truethey truly had no idea, and they have governed that way. they have nothing to run on, which is why you are starting to see tiny little things possibly trying to come out of the house so they can go back and say we did something. but they -- that republican class is as vulnerable as i have ever seen. they need to flip 25 seats. i think there's a very real chance that the house goes back. the problem, of course is the senate. where it is 2 to 1 up democrats over republicans. >> right. >> so wait until you have a mitch mcconnell as majority leader. >> oh, god. >> gack. >> a very slow-moving senate. >> my head is retracting in my suit. >> a lot of lettuce. >> yes. >> help me on i'm on my back. >> david couple of things i thought were hopeful and surprising. president obama highed with romney in arizona. >> yeah, those states are -- colorado nevada -- again, we're looking at a latino vote. because mccain who had a home state advantage that probably neutralized it, but arizona might have bee

." ♪ thank you, archeologists who dig up fossils, for being professional boners. [ laughter ] [ cheers>> steve: funny. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, president barack obama, for letting me call you the barack-ness monster on my show. [ cheers and applause ] here's the things you wouldn't let me say -- count barack-ula -- barack lobster -- baraccoli -- barack to the future -- and bar-octomom -- i'll be barack -- [ laughter ] and baby got barack. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, buddy. i miss you. i miss you, dude. [ applause ] >> steve: dude, you should do some purell cheers with him. >> jimmy: there's no way barack-ness monster would be into that. he doesn't fly delt. >> steve: are you serious? >> jimmy: he flies -- >> steve: oh. hey f-1. >> jimmy: he rides the force. he takes the force to and fro. >> steve: exactly. [ laughter ] to and fro. whether he wants to or not. >> jimmy: i mean, he takes it hither. he takes it thither. [ laughter ] >> steve: he's done with it, you know? >> jimmy: just done with it, man. >> steve: he'll take it anon. [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, bread bow

the boner -- >> i will be proud to support mitt romney and do everything i can to help him win. >> wow pretty much the guaranteed nominee -- >> making me sleepy -- >> i -- i won't oppose mitt romney can-da-cy. >> and also mitch mcconnell. >> i support mitt romney for president of the united states and he is going to be the nominee. >> endorsement. >> that was hardly worth coming out of the terrarium. >> on the floor he said if you are not sure about supporting mitt romney, you ought to be excited because he has been on your side at one time or another. >> that's funny. >> a liberal and a conservative and an independent walk into a bar, and the bartenders says hi mitt. >> that's the joke of the republicans. [ [ fast-paced music ] >> representative jim jordan said we're excited about the opportunity to defeat president obama more than anything. represent rick of south carolina said face it, we got the best candidate we could out of the process. >> you, that's a ringing endorsement. oh, god! >> jim you said this yesterday, do not underestimate the anti-obama vote. >> i know. >> as much as

. >> boner and cantor has made it clear, that'll sit down with governor romney that the tax extends packaged she wanted her country back, so do i from the republicans that are trying to do away with unions voting rights family planning rowe versus wade and so forth. >> yes, that's right. hi, shirley. >> i'm glad to hear all of the people from philly calling in today. >> i know it's philly day. >> funny thing you should mention food stamps because the hungercoalition.org from april 23rd to the 29th we're enlisting people to live on $5 aday. all of our elected officials have signed up. i have and i work in a homeless shelter -- >> i'll do it if you can five me a $5 box of wine. because mommy needs her medicine to get through the day. eddie you close us out today. hey, eddie. >> hi, thanks everybody. i would like to say a couple of quick things -- >> you have about ten seconds. >> great. i wanted to say i hope elizabeth warren in massachusetts hands scott brown his rear end. >> all right. that's the only thing you need to say, we're out of time. i would like to thing chris lavoie jim ward rebe

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. >> oh, by the way, boner talking about for the first time ever in history, the campaigning is for someout actual issues that affects actual people. >> to try to make this a political issue is pathetic. >> it is a political issue, you were going to let student loan rates double. >> dana said bush had a very different outlook on these comedy shows. >> really? >> there is video. >> exactly. ♪ you're a lying sack of crap you're a lying sack of crap ♪ >> she is still a tiny little body of deception. >> and bush always appeared on "deal or no deal." [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> again this was a president who did a whimsical who mocked not finding weapons of mass destruction. >> that wasn't him. >> anybody remember mc rove. >> yes. we just posted that this morning. >> yeah, brenda in south carolina you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi brenda. >> hi, steph, you read my emea little while ago. but you forgot the most important part happy birthday to my dogs sadie and daisy. >> they are five today. oh, they are five years old, they are hand many. >> my cat turned two this week, i didn't