there's a new video online that shows miley cyrus taking a bong hit -- [ cheers ] and saying "i'm having a little bit of a bad trip." [ light laughter ] but luckily, she had a friend there to talk her through it, tell her everything was gonna be okay and then post the whole thing on tmz. [ laughter ] that's what -- that's what friends are for. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: that's a good friend of her's. ♪ that's what friends are for ♪ do you think elton john, dionne warwick and ♪ three bong hits four bong hits ♪ ♪ knowing you will have a real bad trip ♪ ♪ for sure that's what friends are for ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: right. >> jimmy: check this out. a group of chinese housewives were busted for trying to smuggle ipads and cell phones into china. oh, man, that is so "real house wives of beijing county." [ laughter ] this is a cool story. a couple in toronto had their facebook friends vote on the name of their newborn daughter. so, congratulations to the couple and their baby girl, "like." [ laughter ] "like." and finally, a town in germany is making prostitutes pay a pleasure tax

, bong, bong, ding, ding from the casinos. [ laughter ] i don't -- you know, i just -- i want to gethanging around and -- [ laughter ] >> i met roy, by the way. >> jimmy: how is he? >> he's all right. he asked me to lift up my skirt, and he tried to kiss me on the lips, so -- [ audience ohs ] he's doing pretty well. [ light laughter ] i was so happy. he seemed like, you know, good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: good for roy. good for roy. wouldn't have thought roy would do that. >> what do you mean by that? >> jimmy: i don't -- because -- he concentrates on magic all the time. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] he's a magician. >> he's a magician. >> jimmy: but it was a good show and all that stuff? >> it was. it was really fun. >> jimmy: your beautiful mom was on our show a couple weeks back. >> i know. >> jimmy: blythe danner. god, she is gorgeous and such a good sport, super fun. and she was telling us that you do all the cooking during the holidays? >> i do. >> jimmy: yeah, you do. so, she doesn't do anything? >> ah, no. >> jimmy: she just -- [ laughter ] she just eats and enjoys it?

but you knew--bong, bong, bong--when the engines rung in the evening and the telegram hadn't been delivered. that was it. you're going to face another week of starvation practically. c-span: what did it feel like to be hungry? guest: you--just--you never felt--you were -never satisfied and you never had the full feeling. and we always--we used to make up such --fantasies. there was a bush that grew in limerick out in the country--a little green-green leaf and a little red berry which was ined--were really inedible. we wasn't--we used to call that bread and cheese. and we'd eat this--we'd eat these leaves and little berries and image they were bread and cheese. and i thought sometimes some day i'm going to have a big bread and cheese sandwich. that was my dream. one time my mother did get some money. she got a job as a charwoman. she got some potatoes and a bit of corned beef and jelly and custard. and this--we had this on a sunday. and she said, 'we're not going to eat all of this today. now we'll save some for tomorrow.' and there were about four potatoes leftover--boiled potatoes and some

they're learning to make bongs out of apples, bongs out of all sorts of fruit.ongratulations, parents. $80,000 well spent on nothing. here in l.a. today there was a shooting at a school. someone shot a school police officer. fortunately he's okay because he was wearing a bulletproof vest. and then this happened. >> more than likely they're going to take this person of interest back over to the command center. people that were witnesses to the shooting earlier will be sum mondayed and take a look at this person. needless to say, they have a drive back there that nay need to undergo here and it will be back to the command post here, so, again, another person of interest here, though, now, they are pulling into a fast food restaurant, the intentions here, i do not know this may simply be a cut through here so we're going to keep an eye on it. well, no, actually, they're apparently stopping for some good. [ applause ] >> jimmy: unbelievable. i know that's -- that's officer mcfatty for you, he -- tacos are 2 for 99 cents. it's a crime not to stop. tonight on cnn, nig

they are -- their organization is called the golden gate bong what association. these young women are students at san francisco state university and the university of san francisco, and they practice every sunday morning -- that is called dedication. they have got beautiful costumes. you are going to see them perform with their props here, but they celebrate the bunjabi full dance and their culture, and i think it is a wonderful way of celebrating our heritage month. would you please give a warm welcome to six lovely students? come on, everybody. let's give them a hand. [applause] ♪ [singing in foreign language] [applause] >> , on, everyone. part of a fabulous -- com onee , everyone. weren't the fabulous? we are all here for these awards, the asian pacific american heritage award honors individuals and organizations who have made direct impact to their communities. the apa heritage awards are being presented in three categories. for individuals, we have awards for the emerging leadership and lifetime achievements, and the community organizations. we have the comm

new year's celebrations went off with the bong all around the world with russia marking its nine times this damages began and lots of us talk on the pacific coast eventually reaching the baltic sea craning ride millions parks the streets to welcome them twenty eleven with moscow traditionally at the center of the red but in the southern regions of russia the new year kicked off with a rather exotic charm like in the olympic city of sochi with only blossoming palm trees around and no snow across the globe new zealand became the first major country to say in the new year where thousands gather to watch a fireworks extravaganza while the new york almost a million people join us live running twenty eleven in times square but only if you were lucky enough to celebrate like no one else on board the international space station. barton sent his message and it. took about a prime seat the crew they are in a sense a watching not just one square city or even the country celebrates its new year they get to watch the whole planet spin into it's next to some here in mission control in moscow on a li

keep in mind, she had that video smoking salvia from a bong and those shots of her lifting her skirther chest. there you have it. i'm sure it's not an honor she's too happy with. >>> let's switch gears. great news from jon stewart at "the daily show," i went to a taping a few weeks ago, it's so good. he's been a very passionate advocate for the 9/11 rescuers. they decided to give him an appointment to the national september 11th memorial museum board. he'll take a seat on that board for a meeting set later today. the president of the memorial said he was a big supporter of the health care bill and emceed their annual benefit last year. to both of those causes he exhibited a passion for 9/11 issues, that it seemed like a no-brainer to us. they're trying to open the memorial come this september but a nice honor for jon stewart. he's done a lot for that cause and now getting an appointment on that board. >>> if you watch the show "the office" you probably know it's based off a uk show. ricky gervais, who was in the original uk version, he played david brent, he and steve carell have an

i built a bong out of a shoe." [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight.here! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, what a great crowd. we've got such a fun show tonight. that's right. the one and only, one of my all-time favorites, front man of aerosmith and new judge on this season of "american idol," steven tyler is here! [ cheers and applause ] rock 'n' roll legend. from "gossip girl," our buddy chace crawford is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] he's a stud. we love him. and we got some great, great new music from two door cinema club, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] gonna be a good show. ladies and gentlemen, if i can have your complete silence. it's time to take a look at the stories making headlines today. and weight the good with the bad in a segment we call "pros and cons." here we go, you guys! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight's topic, "american idol," season ten. >> hit it! [ laughter ] what was his name? dj e-z rock? >> rob base. >> jimmy: rob base. yeah, yeah. anyway -- >> hit

i built a bong out of a shoe." [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight.ts, right there! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, what a great crowd. we've got such a fun show tonight. cons." here we go, you guys! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight's topic, "american idol," season ten. >> hit it! [ laughter ] what was his name? dj e-z rock? >> rob base. >> jimmy: rob base. yeah, yeah. anyway -- >> hit it! >> jimmy: there you go. [ light laughter ] here we go. this is the "american idol" season ten. everyone is excited about that. tomorrow is the big premiere. people are freaking out. people are waiting in line here for some reason. [ laughter ] >> steve: you should tell them. >> jimmy: yeah, i should tell them it's not here. but let's take a look at the "pros and cons" of "american idol" season ten. here we go. pro, this promises to be a season filled with many highlights. con, especially in ryan seacrest's hair. [ laughter ] he's looking good. pro, for the first time in ten years, viewers were able