. ♪ intel bong i've still got hours of battery life. it's an ultrabook. i'm good.ith an ultrabook, everything else seems old fashioned. introducing the ultra sleek, ultra long-lasting ultrabook. a whole new class of computers powered by intel. >> welcome back, everybody. my guests tonight have the song of the summer which mines will forever be associated with historic drought. please welcome aboard fun. hey, how are you guys. >> stephen: hey, i'm so sorry i was late it was much further than i thought it would be. >> no problem. >> dow mind if i-- thank you. >> sorry. >> thank you. >> you good. >> i'm good. >> stephen: thank you so much for being here you guy, we're social sighted are you here. >> thank you for having us. >> stephen: you guys are blowing up this summer. you're it on a stick. you know that, right. >> yeah, that's what we heard. we heard you weren't going have us because we were too boring. >> i think squeaky clean is the phrase i heard. >> stephen: can you ask you about squeaky clean. i noticed from my vantage point that two of are you not fans of so

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joe mccarthy -- cheap shibly and bong resin. >> bong resin. jfk a drug addict while every looked away while the old lady feeds therapy gones in the park. >> if she was ever entertaining it was an awfully long time ago. and roughly around the time when everyone was chasing bill clinton's penis all over washington. >> stephanie: yeah. >> you just saw the other four people on the panel look over and go -- we all had careers here once, and now we're on the subway train stalled in between stations, and it's getting a little hot, and we don't really trust this person. >> stephanie: of course i would -- i was talking about jon stewart, who we all agree is brilliant. but you were talk here about jon stewart, editors -- no wait we seem to have a new matrix on what is fair or unfair. that's what i was trying to say. i think he is great, that doesn't mean we always have to agree with him. >> yeah, it is funny. i wrote this on the blog today. the people who -- the people who must think this is the most hilarious, this [ inaudible ] family. >> stephanie: y

how i know this ♪ ♪ i'll never lie to you ♪ ♪ you ♪ all we ask ♪ oh ♪ (cheers and applause) ♪ intel bongwith an ultrabook, everything else seems old fashioned. introducing the ultra sleek, ultra long-lasting ultrabook. a whole new class of computers powered by intel. >> stephen: well folks that does it for stevefest colchella 012. i want to thank my only guest the flaming lips, santa gold, fun, grizzly bear, grand master flats, charlie and the buckets, the white noise machine, the relevant elephants and the sdining blows opposite t has been such a blur. you have been so beautiful. good night! captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ( announcer ) from new york city... ( cheers and applause )

[cheers and applause] ♪ intel bong i've still got hours of battery life. it's an ultrabook.'m good. with an ultrabook, everything else seems old fashioned. introducing the ultra sleek, ultra long-lasting ultrabook. a whole new class of computers powered by intel. >> stephen: thank you very much. [cheers and applause] welcome back, everybody. nation, i'd say if your eyes are bigger than your stomach, you need to get your eyes stapled. this is thought for food. >> whoo! >> stephen: folks, i'm no fan of usda a bunch of government bureaucrats sitting around all day inspecting my meat. it's sick stuff. now this bloated agency has gone too far. >> department of agriculture might have bitten off well more than it can chew. after an internal news letter encouraging employees to participate in meatless mondays came to light. the memo hailing not eating meat for one day is a simple way to reduce your environmental impact. >> stephen: what if sn if i have meatless mondays how do i celebrate trichinosis tuesdays? this whole thing is typical of the vegg-elite. new they've got problems of

(laughter) >> jon: thank you very much, ♪ intel bong i've still got hours of battery life.t's an ultrabook. i'm good. with an ultrabook, everything else seems old fashioned. introducing the ultra sleek, ultra long-lasting ultrabook. a whole new class of computers powered by intel. chazz (cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome back, my guest tonight, the anchor and managing editor of "nbc nightly news," welcome back to the program brian williams. (cheers and applause) they're just just happy you're safe. how are you? >> a lot of excitement. camera crews backstage. we're doing a little thing, do you know? >> jon: brian's show with the rock center" is doing a story on our program. well, not at all... not just about our program. >> not at all about your program. (laughter) >> jon: we are doing a story about the joy of having dogs in the workplace. >> jon: we have dogs. >> between parker and cally. cally is my... >>. >> jon: soul mate? >> soul mate. a furry love bucket which... >> your relationship withqually creeps everyone out. (laughter) >> i get down on the floor with qually a

. ♪ intel bong i've still got hours of battery life. it's an ultrabook. i'm good.ith an ultrabook, everything else seems old fashioned. introducing the ultra sleek, ultra long-lasting ultrabook. a whole new class of computers powered by intel. >> jon: that's our show. here it is your moment of zen. >> it may be a while before london's mayor goes zip lining again. boris johnson got stuck. >> can you get me a rope? [ laughter captioning sponsored by comedy central ["the colbert report" theme music playing] [cheers and applause] >> stephen: welcome to the report. thank you for join us. good to have you

♪ intel bong i've still got hours of battery life. it's an ultrabook. i'm good.ith an ultrabook, everything else seems old fashioned. introducing the ultra sleek, ultra long-lasting ultrabook. a whole new class of computers powered by intel. >> jon: that's our show. please join us all next week at 11:00. here it is your moment of zen. >> next time it's paul ryan stack the granny 19 captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ["the colbert report" theme music playing] [cheers and applause] >> stephen: woo! ba-boom! ba-boom! [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting stephen] >> welcome to the report begun everybody. please. thank you for joining ounce this beautiful evening. if you are a longtime viewer of this show you know i warned you about the dangers of secret muslims lurking all around us. i'm on to you al-obama. that why i admire minnesota congresswoman and amateur hip know tift michele bachmann for her brave attempt to root out muslim extremists from our government. this past june, she and along with fellow rep

[cheers and applause] ♪ intel bong i've still got hours of battery life. it's an ultrabook.an ultrabook, everything else seems old fashioned. introducing the ultra sleek, ultra long-lasting ultrabook. a whole new class of computers powered by intel. wdelicious hershey's chocolate with 30% less fat? new hershey's simple pleasures chocolate. 30% less fat, 100% delicious. [cheers and applause] >> stephen: he will thank you very much. welcome back, everybody. my guest tonight is a celebrated movie star who is now moving on to the theater. a few more years and you might work his way down to waiter. please welcome woody harrelson. [cheers and applause] thank you so much. [cheers and applause] good g- to see you. hold on one second. yes! [cheers and applause] sorry i'm addicted to these people. i can't walk away from them sometimes. >> you gotta love your public, man. >> stephen: good to see you again, my friend. what is going on? >> good to see you, sir. the last time was a wonderful experience. >> stephen: we had a wonderful time. we sang the national anthem. i shaved your head.

michael phelps recently talking about the whole time after he won all those gold and he had the infamous bong incident and it was a time in his life when he was just done. >> done. >> it was great to see that, because i didn't know what was going on. i didn't know if he reached that or that was his normal m.o. after you win you're just done. after i won in 1998, i was just like i don't want to see another weight room or a ski hill, and that's skiing. you can imagine swimming, like the boring sport ever. i moved to l.a. really, what i was thinking was my shoulder hurts, i'm tired, i want to surf, and party. that's what i did and so i moved down there and i transferred to u.c.l.a. as my alibi, i guess. after a few months of that, i was like all right, i got to get back on the program. but yeah, you know, i feel like i went through a very similar phase where you are just not interested in doing the work that is necessary to get back there. it's always funny, i remember reading an article about tara lipinski after she won her medal. it said something like just ragging on her for not wanting to go

. ♪ intel bong i've still got hours of battery life. it's an ultrabook. i'm good.ith an ultrabook, everything else seems old fashioned. introducing the ultra sleek, ultra long-lasting ultrabook. a whole new class of computers powered by intel. (cheers and applause) welcome back, everybody. my guest tonight has written a book that is a glowing portrait of his father. are you listening, kids? please welcome mardi gras shriver. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: thanks for coming on nice to see you again. >> thank you. >> stephen: you are the vice president of u.s. programs at save the children. >> yes. >> stephen: you are a shriver and a kennedy. your father was sergeant shriver, a giant in his own time and you have now written a book about your father called "a good man, rediscovering my father sargent shriver." why good man? why not great man. he's your dad. why are you pulling the punchs? >> i think there's a lot of people watching that think they're great men or great women but when the lights are turned off they're not good people and i think that when i heard fr

now, if you'll excuse me, i'm taking your daughter out for a night of bong hits and street racing., pops, i brought condoms. here, have some (bleep)ing nachos." by the way, the kid didn't pee in the nachos, it was just mountain due and he was pranking his friends leading to this new show "jankin' it!" ironically also sponsored by taco bell. except for you, you're immortal, eat six times a day! so it seems the social media/prepared foods hybrid media event is becoming an entire genre of a thing. my favorite example has to be this one from minnesota. this gay marriage opponent taped his protest of the gay marriage supporting company that makes cheerios. >> this is really the treat, now with the homosexuals and this is our protest of general mills, they're advocating same-sex marriages. (laughter) you know, i think i know the best way to put that fire out. jankowski! (laughter) we'll be right back. (cheers and applause). >> jon: welcome to the show. you may remember last week that harry reid said mitt romney hadn't paid taxes for ten years. it usually doesn't gain traction as non-high

♪ intel bong i've still got hours of battery life. it's an ultrabook. i'm good.ith an ultrabook, everything else seems old fashioned. introducing the ultra sleek, ultra long-lasting ultrabook. a whole new class of computers powered by intel. >> jon: that's our show. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is, your moment of zen. captioning sponsored by comedy central captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to the "report." (audience chanting "stephen") everyday! everyday! thank you so much! folks, i don't care what the calendar says, everyday is fourth of july in this studio. (cheers and applause) welcome to the "report," thank you for joining us. nation, we're in week two of the olympic games and i cannot get enough of all of the sport. (laughter) whether it's throw-a-stick, free style neck vein or the man panty fancy fall. (laughter) this is the score report. (cheers and applause) >> the score report presents:. >> stephen: folks, as much as i enjoy nbc's olympic coverage, all they have is footag

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there is going to be bongs. you're going to be sitting in a bar reading a book about bongs. will. [ laughter ] >> steve: what's that uncie jimmy? >> jimmy: i don't know what's going on. let's take a look at the pros and cons of returning to college. here we go you guys. pro, you're a senior. con, for the third year in a row. [ laughter ] that's a fun year, you want to hold on to that. >> steve: fun year. >> jimmy: pro, you've maintained a steady 4.0. con, out of 100. [ laughter ] that's a different system. >> steve: still a win. >> jimmy: pro, finding a roommate who's into one direction. con, finding a roommate who's into more than one direction. [ laughter ] you never know. >> steve: that's what uncie jimmy says. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pro, college is a time to find out who you truly are. con, which according to your fake id is a 38-year-old guy named abdul from uzbekistan. "i love college." >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: "body shots on the house." pro, you're majoring in philosophy. con, or is philosophy majoring in you. [ laughter and applause ] think about it. >> steve: weird

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found himself attracting a growing crowd of adam is all more and more desperate to bring him down from bong stood governments and even public think is openly calling by him to make hilt his christian president not with no interest health fall it has all escalated. we first met julian assange on here in washington in two thousand and ten where he unveiled the collateral murder video at the national press club. it showed it to u.s. army pilots treating war like a video game killing countless civilians in the process including two journalists a songe appeared in our studios later that night to talk more about wiki leaks and what he hopes to achieve with his website the first step in the fourth state is to get information out about the real world and the second step is to comment on it and to think about it but sources can't get. through to ration out to the public in the weeks following a song and wiki leaks were everywhere wiki leaks wiki leaks wiki leaks wiki leaks wiki leaks but it wasn't long before publications that originally partnered with wiki leaks like the guardian der spiegel in the

all right david margan you are of course the silver guru but before we get to silver i want to talk bongs you have recently made a bold call is it time to short dogs david morgan are you the guy to make the right call many have come before you and been wrong are you well backs to be totally honest l a o i've made a couple calls i said recently and actually over the years that apology more money made shorting the bonds in the u.s. bond market. simply do there's so much leverage available through the e.t.f. the double e.t.f. options and of course the futures market and i've actually taken a stab at it a couple times not very confidently in the two cases that i recall i used options myself and actually these bonds just kept treadmill log so. is it the right time or not i don't really know as certainly near the top how long this can be prolonged with these this almost zero interest rate policy obviously the bonds had a great run for thirty years and by my digressed maxim i talk about what's happened over the last three decades in the bond market you like to visit well let me ask you this the

they were made to be apparent massive mistakes simply because of who you werement i remember the bongre coming out. and i remember laughing and saying, really? this is a scandal of epic proportions? and i saw reactions, i saw sponsors getting twitchy and so on. and i really thought it lost all sense of proportion. to me, what i saw was a guy, yeah, all right, he shouldn't have been doing it. but i saw a guy who had spent five consecutive years in a pool. probably just wanted to let his hair down. >> i mean, like i said, i literally made a boat load of mistakes. and that's a part of growing and learning and i guess becoming an adult. with every mistake that you make, you have to feel the con kwenss coming out. >> when you saw those coming out, how did you feel? >> not too good. >> did you lose your cool? what is that feeling like? like the worst in the world? like the lowest of the low. i mean, i think it sort of, just, yeah, it's terrible. >> i thought you said the worst thing was having to tell your mother. i can relate to that. how did you get through that? how did you brace yoursel

. >>> is the vp choice wrong if he has never touched a bong? paul ryan has yet to address if he ever smoked pot, and it has one scribe up in arms. nobody is up in arms, but they should be. luke zaleski has been nominating the campaign for a yay or nay on rolling a j, but no response-ay. it has not stopped the hack from drawing his own conclusions, namely that paul never puffed, and shockingly that is not a good thing making him a dork. he says being a pot virgin is like being an actual virgin. it is like you are disconnected. when you are running as a gen-x candidate, not having smoked will make it seem like anything but a guy who stood apart from his generation. i guess he is the expert. for more let's go to the ganja loving goat. >> you know, i was going to say i hated that video, but it is making carrie giggle. it is like anything that makes carrie giggle is okay by me. >> all right, tom. forget this whole story about pot. basically what pot is, it is code. it is code for cool. if he says he doesn't smoke pot he is saying he is a dork. are t

. ♪ intel bong i've still got hours of battery life. it's an ultrabook. i'm good.ng else seems old fashioned. introducing the ultra sleek, ultra long-lasting ultrabook. a whole new class of computers powered by intel. . >>> back now with rielle hunter. you have been a bit of a bust jokes for five or years and a bit of a national laughingstock, hated by people who don't know you. what is that like on a human level? >> it's hard. it's hard to have the wrath of america directed at you. especially and i really do want to say that i am responsible for my part in this. i do take responsibility for my part. i'm not a home wrecker. >> here's the thing. i'm not entirely sure when you say that what you think you are responsible for. given that you think you had no responsibility for the affair starting, etc. what are you responsible for? >> i am responsible for the continuing on of the cover up in a big way. the continuation and the hurt and pain that came out of that. >> but you don't regret going to his hotel room? >> i don't regret loving him. >> that are came later. >> y

you and i have fought about this, but i have to maybe a bag of cheetos and bong hit isn't as bad as multipleis legal and one is illegal. >> bob: i don't have a problem with it. >> greg: lochte's mom didn't know what that meant. she meant dates. my suggestion is i think the olympics should be year-round because it's a great distraction. we don't talk about quanttative easing. we talk about the great people. if you think about bolstering the economy. pummel horse industry will explode. get the western values out, there women's right in crappy countries improve. this will make the world a better place. >> bob: another story -- >> kimberly: she was beat by the puerto rican girl. >> andrea: bob, do you tear up when you watch them? >> bob: i tear up when i watch the individual stories. i think they are wonderful. another story out of here, the olympics. it comes from the chinese. the greatest threat of the united states security than any in the world including islamists. the chinese attack the western media over their coverage of the olympic games because someone happened to be critical of the fac

i took the bong, cooked grilled cheese sandwiches. used his body as a stand. there's a rumor in the state of california, i was homeless, they're burning this dude. they ate his eyeballs. >> where were his eyeballs? >> no, one eyeball. >> we don't know. we have no clue. >> with this l.a. county jail murder, christian was now a made man in the mexican mafia, he could have been a free man many in an ironic twist, he was found not guilty of the murder/robbery that brought him to jail in the first place. >> back to the original case, 15 months later, all this is happening. long 15 months. now, i go to court. i'm loaded in court. christian, not guilty. not guilty? murder/robbery trial? this is unheard of. now i got all these cases, i'm washed. >>> coming up, christian does the unthinkable. >> believe me when i say, that was the hardest thing i've ever done in my life. >> a street gang terrorizes the yards of corcoran. >> before they get us, we get them. [ thunk ] sweet! [ male announcer ] the solid thunk of the door on the volkswagen jetta. thanks, mister! [ meow ]

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. ♪ intel bong i've still got hou orsf battery life. it's an ultrabook. i'm good.e seems old fashioned. introducing the ultra sleek, ultra long-lasting ultrabook. a whole new class of computers powered by intel. >>> i want to close the night with an important issue. the coordinated right wing effort to suppress the vote. it's a fight playing out in ohio, florida, and pennsylvania. where the aclu is planning to appeal a pennsylvania judge's decision to stop -- not to stop his state's strict voter i.d. law from going into effect. the law could keep as many as 1.5 million voters from casting a ballot. in florida, secretary of state ken detzner says he's planning to restart his state's voter purge program. election officials today announced they will use an immigration data base to screen voters. in the first round of purging, 87% were minorities. in ohio, we're still waiting to hear a judge's decision on the obama administration's lawsuit against early voting restrictions for non-military voters. pop quiz. what do all these states have in common? they're all swing sta

who took the picture of michael phelps at a party years ago with apparently what looked like a pot bongey're probably thrill to be in the same room with prince harry and then they go do this. i'd like to know the name of the person who took these pictures. >> you can't have your argument both ways, anderson, on this one. and that's the point. what was harry doing playing strip billiards? >> it was late at night, whatever. but what kind of a slug would be in the room with him and then, you know, probably all excited to be in the room and then take these pictures and sell them? i just think the person must be a slug. and i wish they would be revealed so we can know about them. i would love to ask them some questions. >> well, that's certainly an issue that is one of the reasons why extraordinarily in the uk those pictures are not available. none of the major newspapers are showing them. none of the newspapers are showing them. none of the television networks are showing them. there's a degree of self-censorship about this particular case, obviously because of the phone hacking scandal. ob

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if you're staying home during bong hits watching reruns' of sponge mog you probably got a problem but there is nothing that is so harmful it should be regulated other than maybe some age restrictions. i think it should be treated more as a botanical, and have some restrictions. >> thank you for speaking today. you mentioned something about andrew doing a study on the advantage and disadvantage of everyone and he did a study in boston college kid the study actually shows that it increased the performance of people who are actually doing at. that is addressed in a physical therapist and i wanted to know what kind of physical like to cities are we expecting to improve? >> this was taxed to the ticker tasks. the performance they are regular users. if they were under the influence of marijuana, in terms of physical the activity certain marijuana is more stimulating and surgeon are more relaxing. one thing i will point out, an offshoot of your question is there was a drug development that dropped the receptors in order to cause weight reduction to counteract the munchies and when people too

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. ♪ intel bong i've still got hou orsf battery life. it's an ultrabook. i'm good.ith an ultrabook, everything else seems old fashioned. introducing the ultra sleek, ultra long-lasting ultrabook. a whole new class of computers powered by intel. >>> america has lost a hero today. neil armstrong, the first man to walk on the moon, has tied at the age of 82. both president obama and mitt romney issued statements offering condolences. >>> a state of emergency in florida as tropical storm isaac heads toward that state. it could grow to a category 2 hurricane by the time it hits the western coast, affecting areas including tampa where republicans are gathering for their convention this week. now back to "caught on camera." >>> welcome back to "caught on camera." i'm contessa brewer. so far we've seen all types of bold, brazen, and bizarre activity. in our next story, police were scratching their heads. this was the case of an angry customer who wasn't demanding money or better service. she wanted chicken mcnuggets, and she was prepared to fight to get them. a furious youn

this is basically what a bong looks like when you're finished.it it on the edge of the toilet because it's got to breathe. i might sit it here, i might light it at the bottom. as you see, it's like a fire. you hold your can over it and you cook. and you hold the can up here. and it heats the can, therefore your water gets hot. >> at san quentin, using fish lines is the customary way for locked up inmates to share food, tobacco, information, anything. >> fish lines are throughout the institution. i mean, that's a common practice of the inmates. it's their way of getting something from this cell to that cell. they rip up bed sheets. sometimes they'll get real fine ones by taking their clothes apart and get like a thread-sized is fishline going. they'll usually anchor it with a piece of so or something that slides well down the tier. and they'll send everything from cigarettes to full newspapers to any information that they're trying to pass -- drugs -- all kinds of things they'll pass on the fish lines. >> i could use another one. >> i know. >> you