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time to break out the bubbly, which is what they named their skull bong. my guest macarthur genius fellow terence tao says he learned to love math from "sesame street." that's where i learned to love cookies and hiding in trash cans. kobe bryant has set the n.b.a.'s all-time record for missed shots, but remember, cobie, you always make 100% of the shots you don't miss. this is the "colbert report." ( cheers and applause ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! welcome to the report. >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen. >> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. welcome to the report. good to have you with us. folks, thank you. ( cheers and applause ). thank you for being-- ladies and gentlemen, i hope that i've made this clear over the years, but i love new york city. because everything, everything in new york is bigger. we've got the tallest buildings, the richest bankers, the racist-est cabbies. in no other city to the drivers even know the proper ethnic slur for people from malta. ( laughter ) it's farc, by th featherhea
time to break out the bubbly, which is what they named their skull bong. my guest macarthur genius fellow terence tao says he learned to love math from "sesame street." that's where i learned to love cookies and hiding in trash cans. kobe bryant has set the n.b.a.'s all-time record for missed shots, but remember, cobie, you always make 100% of the shots you don't miss. this is the "colbert report." ( cheers and applause ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey!...
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[sfx: bong] tonight.nator, i plan to record her language before it disappears forever. please welcome kirsten gillibrand! ( cheers and applause ) thank you so much for being here. nice to see you again. madam, are you a democratic senator from the great state of new york, and you've got a new book, and it is called "off the sidelines-- raise your voice, change the world." thank you for being here. i know you got a book to push. ( laughter ) but it must have been hard to get out of bed this morning. knowing that the democrats have been relegated to the dust bin of history. after last night's elections, the last election, i understand, there ever will be. ( laughter ) how does it feel? it was hard to get up this morning? >> you know, i was a little disappointed, of course. but, you know, it remains to be seen to see if mitch mdconnell says-- it going to do what he says he's going to do which is actually try bring people together and get things done. >> stephen: are you democrats are finally going to get out
[sfx: bong] tonight.nator, i plan to record her language before it disappears forever. please welcome kirsten gillibrand! ( cheers and applause ) thank you so much for being here. nice to see you again. madam, are you a democratic senator from the great state of new york, and you've got a new book, and it is called "off the sidelines-- raise your voice, change the world." thank you for being here. i know you got a book to push. ( laughter ) but it must have been hard to get out of bed...
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a bunch of kids from the school held up a sign that said bong hits for jesus.ipal tore down the sign. he was suspended. he fought for the right to his bong hits for jesus sign all the way to the supreme court. in 2007, he lost his case there when the court ruled his free speech wasn't protected because he was promoting illegal drug use. well, not anymore. today ought to be joe frederick day in alaska because alaska just voted to legalize bong hits for everyone. oregon legalized pot in 2012. alaska and oregon did it last night. and washington, d.c. this new congress elected in this big republican election last night. last night, the people of d.c. were voting overwhelmingly to legalize pot, a republican congressman named andy harris from the eastern shore of maryland threatened that he will get congress to stop d.c. from implementing this new law. in 200 9, the city voted for same-sex marriage and then etwo congressmen introduced bills to block what d.c. decided to do. in 2011, republicans in congress blocked d.c.'s own locally decided, locally funded abortion p
a bunch of kids from the school held up a sign that said bong hits for jesus.ipal tore down the sign. he was suspended. he fought for the right to his bong hits for jesus sign all the way to the supreme court. in 2007, he lost his case there when the court ruled his free speech wasn't protected because he was promoting illegal drug use. well, not anymore. today ought to be joe frederick day in alaska because alaska just voted to legalize bong hits for everyone. oregon legalized pot in 2012....
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but i think the notion of making it illegal and forcing people -- >> what's this bong story you were? >> i think the emergence of vaporizers, so fewer and fewer people are smoking marijuana -- >> i thought you said you hadn't smoked a bong for a while. >> daily use. >> no. hold it. what i was saying is i think bongs are going out of fashion and vaporizers are coming in. >> daily use among high school seniors has tripled. >> stop making stuff up. >> thank you, guys. >> to have making stuff up, kevin. >> hold on. she's still the one for you. and cialis for daily use helps you be ready anytime the moment is right. cialis is also the only daily ed tablet approved to treat symptoms of bph, like needing to go frequently. tell your doctor about all your medical conditions and medicines, and ask if your heart is healthy enough for sex. do not take cialis if you take nitrates for chest pain, as it may cause an unsafe drop in blood pressure. do not drink alcohol in excess. side effects may include headache, upset stomach, delayed backache or muscle ache. to avoid long term injury, get medical
but i think the notion of making it illegal and forcing people -- >> what's this bong story you were? >> i think the emergence of vaporizers, so fewer and fewer people are smoking marijuana -- >> i thought you said you hadn't smoked a bong for a while. >> daily use. >> no. hold it. what i was saying is i think bongs are going out of fashion and vaporizers are coming in. >> daily use among high school seniors has tripled. >> stop making stuff up....
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hippies can just as easily get their bong rips in portland or peoria. and smells and the look of tangier, what you see and hear when you lean out the window and take it all in, that's here to stay. > it's easily the most contentious piece of real estate in the world. and there's no hope, none, of ever talking about it without pissing somebody, if not everybody off. maybe that's why it's taken me so long to come here, a place where even the names of ordinary things are ferociously disputed. where does falafel come from?
hippies can just as easily get their bong rips in portland or peoria. and smells and the look of tangier, what you see and hear when you lean out the window and take it all in, that's here to stay. > it's easily the most contentious piece of real estate in the world. and there's no hope, none, of ever talking about it without pissing somebody, if not everybody off. maybe that's why it's taken me so long to come here, a place where even the names of ordinary things are ferociously disputed....
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[bong] we lovchocolaty, creamy... with a little something extra. mmm deliciousness.okies or almonds. yumminess. hershey's is mine, yours, our chocolate. it's the $6.99 pick your pairs deal at pizza hut. pick two medium pizzas and a total of four toppings for $6.99 each. want two toppings on one and two on the other? three and one? get it however you want, and on your favorite crusts! pan, thin 'n crispy, or hand tossed. just $6.99 a pizza. pizza hut. (cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome back. my guests tonight -- they got their start here in austin 20 years ago. now to play the song "inside out" from their new album, "they want my soul," please welcome spoon. (cheers and applause) ♪ ♪ ♪ time's gone inside out ♪ time gets distorted with ♪ this intense gravity ♪ i don't got time for holy rollers ♪ but then they wash my feet ♪ and i won't be their soldier ♪ there's intense gravity ♪ i'm just your satellite ♪ i'm just your satellite ♪ ooh, and i know that time's gone inside out ♪ and now it's only like we told you ♪ hmmm... oh then they wash my feet ♪ they do not make m
[bong] we lovchocolaty, creamy... with a little something extra. mmm deliciousness.okies or almonds. yumminess. hershey's is mine, yours, our chocolate. it's the $6.99 pick your pairs deal at pizza hut. pick two medium pizzas and a total of four toppings for $6.99 each. want two toppings on one and two on the other? three and one? get it however you want, and on your favorite crusts! pan, thin 'n crispy, or hand tossed. just $6.99 a pizza. pizza hut. (cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome...
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time to break out the bubbly, which is what they named their skull bong.est macarthur genius fellow terence tao says he learned to love math from "sesame street." that's where i learned to love cookies and hiding in trash cans. kobe bryant has set the n.b.a.'s all-time record for missed shots, but remember, cobie, you always make 100% of the shots you don't miss. thi i
time to break out the bubbly, which is what they named their skull bong.est macarthur genius fellow terence tao says he learned to love math from "sesame street." that's where i learned to love cookies and hiding in trash cans. kobe bryant has set the n.b.a.'s all-time record for missed shots, but remember, cobie, you always make 100% of the shots you don't miss. thi i
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[bong] rich, chewy caramel rolled up in smooth milk chocolate. all aboard. rolo. on. performance, is now an american thing. introducing the all new chrysler 200 america's import. ♪ they say you get what you pay for, but sometimes you get a whole lot more. like the jr. bacon cheeseburger and other great tastes for less from wendy's. now that's better. >> jon: hey! welcome back! we're going to get some expert analysis on tonight's election, but first a few more up-to-the-minute results. we'll check in. there were a lot of congressional representatives that were up. some incumbent republicans i thought would be of interest to our audience. texas' first district where louie ghomert represents it because it's as high as he can count. oh, my god! what is wrong! also paul rye yarntion wins in wisconsin, the guy the democrats picked to lose. paul ryan indeed lost to him. that's gone, but this is near and dear to the hearts here. there was a gentleman running for congress, republican side, who had a 20-count federal indictment against him, running against the democrat, dom
[bong] rich, chewy caramel rolled up in smooth milk chocolate. all aboard. rolo. on. performance, is now an american thing. introducing the all new chrysler 200 america's import. ♪ they say you get what you pay for, but sometimes you get a whole lot more. like the jr. bacon cheeseburger and other great tastes for less from wendy's. now that's better. >> jon: hey! welcome back! we're going to get some expert analysis on tonight's election, but first a few more up-to-the-minute results....
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[bong] you know a place if there's a pig on the sign. or pigtails. 'cuz wendy's has slow-cooked pulled pork sauced just how you like it. served three tasty ways. now that's better. i'm almost done. [ male announcer ] now you can pay your bill... ♪ ...manage your appointments... [ dog barks ] ...and check your connection status... ♪ ...anytime, anywhere. ♪ [ dog growls ] ♪ oh. so you're protesting? ♪ okay. [ male announcer ] introducing xfinity my account. available on any device. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody! looking at the latest results, it has been a good night so far for republicans. some of them are even still awake to celebrate it. and it is official, the g.o.p. has taken the senate and everything is about to change. conservatives have big plans for this country. just ask the liberals. >> if republicans win, the wild men will be coming out for blood. they'll try to kill obamacare. forget immigration reform, they'll want higher border fences. >> you will have a huge push to open public lands for drilling. >> you ca
[bong] you know a place if there's a pig on the sign. or pigtails. 'cuz wendy's has slow-cooked pulled pork sauced just how you like it. served three tasty ways. now that's better. i'm almost done. [ male announcer ] now you can pay your bill... ♪ ...manage your appointments... [ dog barks ] ...and check your connection status... ♪ ...anytime, anywhere. ♪ [ dog growls ] ♪ oh. so you're protesting? ♪ okay. [ male announcer ] introducing xfinity my account. available on any device. (...
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time to break out the bubbly, which is what they named their skull bong.hur genius fellow terence tao says he learned to love math from "sesame street." that's where i learned to love cookies and hiding in trash cans. kobe bryant has set the n.b.a.'s all-time record for missed shots, but remember, kobe, you always make 100% of the shots you don't miss. this is the "colbert report." ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! welcome to the report. >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen. >> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. welcome to the report. good to have you with us. folks, thank you. ( cheers and applause ) thank you for being-- ladies and gentlemen, i hope that i've made this clear over the years, but i love new york city. because everything, everything in new york is bigger. we've t
time to break out the bubbly, which is what they named their skull bong.hur genius fellow terence tao says he learned to love math from "sesame street." that's where i learned to love cookies and hiding in trash cans. kobe bryant has set the n.b.a.'s all-time record for missed shots, but remember, kobe, you always make 100% of the shots you don't miss. this is the "colbert report." ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) (...
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[bong] as strongbow hard] acider, better.. but strongbow over ice is the best.ing strongbow over ice with your slow motion horse, the bestest. ♪ strongbow, world's number one hard cider . >> jon: that's our show. if you get a chance, tomorrow night, thursday night we're going to do what they call a sneak preview of the film rose water and simulcast it to a bunch of theatres and afterwards young stephen colbert who is a talented interviewer will talk to me and the journalist. get a chance to join us for that, great. if not, we will see you tomorrow at 11:00. if not, your moment of zen. >> to fight the 230 particular she got on halloween day a caused with dozens of other drivers of not stopping to let a six foot four donald duck cross captioning sponsored by comedy central
[bong] as strongbow hard] acider, better.. but strongbow over ice is the best.ing strongbow over ice with your slow motion horse, the bestest. ♪ strongbow, world's number one hard cider . >> jon: that's our show. if you get a chance, tomorrow night, thursday night we're going to do what they call a sneak preview of the film rose water and simulcast it to a bunch of theatres and afterwards young stephen colbert who is a talented interviewer will talk to me and the journalist. get a...
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one of the things bob had going for it, also the trading at material discounts to names like face bong. now it isn't, with the astonishing rally, both of them are trading 40 times next month earnings. amazingly, if you compare it to amazon, everyone looks to amazon's earnings, you look at ebitda measure of free cash flow, amazon is 60% more ens expensive on that basis. they did do the announcement of the debt. that was a wise choice. still on a valuation basis, it's not that compelling to me relative to other comps in this space. >> coming up next, is the commodity crush over? one trader is betting big on a commodities option comeback. that's an option when commodities action returns. >>> well, china's proposed an announcement causing a boost in commodity stocks. we see it run with the openings market as well. what do you see the bottom is in for oil and gold? >> we have seen a lot of activity in the commodity space. we saw three times the average daily call volume. that was the result of a substantial buy. 10,000 o.gn 30 calls. someone paid a dollar for those, that was making a bullis
one of the things bob had going for it, also the trading at material discounts to names like face bong. now it isn't, with the astonishing rally, both of them are trading 40 times next month earnings. amazingly, if you compare it to amazon, everyone looks to amazon's earnings, you look at ebitda measure of free cash flow, amazon is 60% more ens expensive on that basis. they did do the announcement of the debt. that was a wise choice. still on a valuation basis, it's not that compelling to me...
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[sfx: bong] meat stioh...oh yeah! oh, yeah! oh...oh yeah. oh yeah! uuhh....yeahhhh- snap into a tummy party. snap into a slim jim! >> jon: welcome back to the show. you know we cover a lot of -- . >> community organizers were on the ground in their neighborhoods canvassing to encourage people to get out and vote. >> one of the volunteers, the woman you see here in the purple hoodie sweatshirt is minneapolis mayor betsy hodges. she's posing for a photo with another volunteer named neff ill gordon. >> jon: that is awesome, grass roots democracy at its finest. or to put that another way. >> this is a photo of minneapolis mayor betsy hodges arm in arm with a man flashing what law enforcement agencies tell sus a known gang side for a north side gang. (laughter) >> jon: that's a gang sign. all this time i've been the lead in for a in the oruous gang member. (laughter) incredible. you know what, that's it i don't want that gang member, i want that guy gone by the end of the year. (laughter) anyway, eye witness news 5 is faking this story very seriously. >> tonight l
[sfx: bong] meat stioh...oh yeah! oh, yeah! oh...oh yeah. oh yeah! uuhh....yeahhhh- snap into a tummy party. snap into a slim jim! >> jon: welcome back to the show. you know we cover a lot of -- . >> community organizers were on the ground in their neighborhoods canvassing to encourage people to get out and vote. >> one of the volunteers, the woman you see here in the purple hoodie sweatshirt is minneapolis mayor betsy hodges. she's posing for a photo with another volunteer...
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[bong] everyone has questions about money. you know, i think about money kind of a lot. -money's freedom. -money's always on my mind. credit cards. -mortgage. -debt. it's complicated. it's not easy. i'm not a good budgeter. unfortunately, i'm a spender. i would love to learn more about finances. so there's questions about the world that all of us have, especially about money and finance. the goal of khan academy and better money habits and the partnership we're doing with bank of america is to give people the tools they need to empower themselves. if it doesn't work fast... you're on to the next thing. neutrogena® rapid wrinkle repair has the fastest retinol formula to visibly reduce fine lines and wrinkles in just one week. neutrogena®. something earneduce fine lines and wrinkles in just one week. not given. dedication means pursuing your passion. every day. healing is something we do. together. and together, we put veterans first. search va careers to find out how. >>> oh, yes. ice is already forming on lake superior, thanks to the arctic blast sweeping across the coun
[bong] everyone has questions about money. you know, i think about money kind of a lot. -money's freedom. -money's always on my mind. credit cards. -mortgage. -debt. it's complicated. it's not easy. i'm not a good budgeter. unfortunately, i'm a spender. i would love to learn more about finances. so there's questions about the world that all of us have, especially about money and finance. the goal of khan academy and better money habits and the partnership we're doing with bank of america is to...
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it could turn the capitol into one big bong, it would be fantastic.if you could bring legislation to the republicans, what would you-- what would you say, "guys, let's do this together?" what would you bring to the floor first? >> i would focus on economic agenda and especially paid family leave. we are the only country that doesn't create paid leave, whether a sick family member, aging and dying parent. >> stephen: but we are allowed to leave. people are allowed to leave their jobs. they can leave. you just can't come back. >> most people can't afford to leave. the woman who is it going to clean the studio tonight can't afford to take days uppaid. we have to make sure all workers, particularly women, who are often dealing with a lot of family emergencies can get the support they need to be in the workplace and achieve their full potential. and i would focus on something as simple as equal pay for equal work. ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: i recently eye didn't know this, i recently found out i was a feminist so i have to agree with you. when yo
it could turn the capitol into one big bong, it would be fantastic.if you could bring legislation to the republicans, what would you-- what would you say, "guys, let's do this together?" what would you bring to the floor first? >> i would focus on economic agenda and especially paid family leave. we are the only country that doesn't create paid leave, whether a sick family member, aging and dying parent. >> stephen: but we are allowed to leave. people are allowed to leave...
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[sfx: bong] >> cbs sports presents "the dodge post game show." >> adam: welcome to "the dodge post gamens with "ncis" and "ncis: los angeles." followed by a new edition of "48 hours." coming up tonight. only cbs. in the game you just saw, arkansas defeated ole miss 30-0. their second straight shutout over a ranked s.e.c. team. the s.e.c. west standings, ole miss is officially eliminated from the division race and every team in this strong west division is now bowl eligible for the season. look at the tiebreak scenarios. down to two. alabama, win next week against auburn and they're in. mississippi state could lose tonight against vandy or in the egg bowl against ole miss and alabama would take the field knowing they're already west champs. mississippi state needs to win out and have alabama lose to auburn. joined by spencer tillman and brian jones and arkansas is on a roll now. >> spencer: eight straight quarters, b.j. and adam that they've held an s.e.c. west opponent. we largely agreed that the s.e.c. west is the strongest conference in all of college football. this arkansas team ridi
[sfx: bong] >> cbs sports presents "the dodge post game show." >> adam: welcome to "the dodge post gamens with "ncis" and "ncis: los angeles." followed by a new edition of "48 hours." coming up tonight. only cbs. in the game you just saw, arkansas defeated ole miss 30-0. their second straight shutout over a ranked s.e.c. team. the s.e.c. west standings, ole miss is officially eliminated from the division race and every team in this strong...
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[bong] and get the best trade-in value guaranteed.your old iphone at t-mobile and get up to $350. get the best iphone ever at a t-mobile store today. let's take these piggies out fno, not those. these. let's get in touch with texture, something with a twist. let's look at loops, and get a feel for patterns, in all sorts of colors. but, let's not break the bank. then, let's get it rolled out right. the perfect carpet? yeah. let's bring it all the way home. let's do this. more saving. more doing. that's the power of the home depot. right now save 10% on carpet, with your home depot credit card. >> andrew: 7:09 to go fourth quarter. notre dame up 42-31. a good sign moments ago as sheldon day was able to walk off under his own power, looked to be ok, good to see as keenan reynolds has thrown the interception, just his third of the season, as we take another look. >> aaron: you see onwualu and sheldon day go to make the play and they hit helmets. you have to wonder if it was the blows to the head that got both those players a little bit wo
[bong] and get the best trade-in value guaranteed.your old iphone at t-mobile and get up to $350. get the best iphone ever at a t-mobile store today. let's take these piggies out fno, not those. these. let's get in touch with texture, something with a twist. let's look at loops, and get a feel for patterns, in all sorts of colors. but, let's not break the bank. then, let's get it rolled out right. the perfect carpet? yeah. let's bring it all the way home. let's do this. more saving. more doing....
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[bong] and get the best trade-in value guaranteed.your old iphone at t-mobile and get up to $350. get the best iphone ever at a t-mobile store today. let's take these piggies out fno, not those. these. let's get in touch with texture, something with a twist. let's look at loops, and get a feel for patterns, in all sorts of colors. but, let's not break the bank. then, let's get it rolled out right. the perfect carpet? yeah. let's bring it all the way home. let's do this. more saving. more doing. that's the power of the home depot. right now save 10% on carpet, with your home depot credit card. >> andrew: 7:09 to go fourth quarter. notre dame up 42-31. a good sign moments ago as sheldon day was able to walk off under his own power, looked to be ok, good toee s as keenan reynolds has thrown the interception, just his third of the season, as we take another look. >> aaron: you see onwualu and sheldon day go to make the play and they hit helmets. you have to wonder if it was the blows to the head that got both those players a little bit wo
[bong] and get the best trade-in value guaranteed.your old iphone at t-mobile and get up to $350. get the best iphone ever at a t-mobile store today. let's take these piggies out fno, not those. these. let's get in touch with texture, something with a twist. let's look at loops, and get a feel for patterns, in all sorts of colors. but, let's not break the bank. then, let's get it rolled out right. the perfect carpet? yeah. let's bring it all the way home. let's do this. more saving. more doing....
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. >> is there no bong in army strong? the military is grappling with the issue of marijuana. so what should they do about this sticky, icky situation? we discuss in our -- >> love that theme song. oregon, alaska and dc voted to make the drug legal last tuesday, but it is banned in the armed forces. mandatory testing especially part-time service members is down. 75% of soldiers at one base in washington received a test. army officials maintain there is a zero tolerance policy and random drug tests are effective. here is a picture of greg's army during a training exercise. >> great thing it is an all volunteer army and we leave no behind behind. i thought that was going to be longer. >> i am so tired of hearing that, bonn nay. how -- bonnie. how can this issue be resolved? >> i will just say this. i am not high right now. i find it challenging enough being drunk. if there is any activity where it is justifiable is war. >> you use drugs to stay awake all night. they do that for pilots. they used to use anphetamines in world war ii. they use ambien because it is hard to sleep. yo
. >> is there no bong in army strong? the military is grappling with the issue of marijuana. so what should they do about this sticky, icky situation? we discuss in our -- >> love that theme song. oregon, alaska and dc voted to make the drug legal last tuesday, but it is banned in the armed forces. mandatory testing especially part-time service members is down. 75% of soldiers at one base in washington received a test. army officials maintain there is a zero tolerance policy and...
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. >> they can take hits off a bong without coughing and that is the first time they tried pot?one held her breath for 10 whole seconds. >> why did we do this story? >> i think they gave them a small amount. pot is so powerful these days. >> these are crisis actors and probably the same one with newton. that's what they do, go around faking things. >> you make me sick. >> coming up, mimes, what aren't they telling us? people complain for making barbie stupid. of course she's stupid. she is a plastic doll. >> she knows suiters, but not computers. barbie is getting slammed on the internet like everybody else, except she is a doll. in a recent book called barbie, i can be a computer engineer. it is fiction. she is a computer programmer who unleashes a virus on her friend's computer. she can't do anything without the help of a man. >> is this sexist? >> in case you old people are at home and looking for something to stair at, this is fun. from the beginning the book implies barbie is only capable of certain aspects. it says your robot puppy is so sweet. barbie says, i am only creati
. >> they can take hits off a bong without coughing and that is the first time they tried pot?one held her breath for 10 whole seconds. >> why did we do this story? >> i think they gave them a small amount. pot is so powerful these days. >> these are crisis actors and probably the same one with newton. that's what they do, go around faking things. >> you make me sick. >> coming up, mimes, what aren't they telling us? people complain for making barbie stupid....
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it is the subject of tonight's -- >> actor and walking bong woody harrelson has voiced a new ad callingout skeptics and urging like minded citizens to vote on election day which is now seven day usa way. have a look, lookers. >> they told us the world was flat and they insisted the -- it was the center of the universe. they ignored pollution. the gas was safe and there was nothing wrong with the cfc's. now they tell us climate change is among us. powerful people want to hold us back. but the truth is undeniable. this is a fight we will win. >> meanwhile a study by the national academy of sciences looked if they will keep from warming the resource loss. their conclusion, it wouldn't be enough for the demographic momentum of the population. and it found that two billion deaths over a hypothetical window would yield around a 8.5 billion by 2100. two billion deaths wouldn't be enough. >> it is too many numbers. >> dude, you got the best barrels ever, dude. you pull in and you just get spit out of them. you drop in and smack the lip. drop down. then after that you drop in and ride the barrel
it is the subject of tonight's -- >> actor and walking bong woody harrelson has voiced a new ad callingout skeptics and urging like minded citizens to vote on election day which is now seven day usa way. have a look, lookers. >> they told us the world was flat and they insisted the -- it was the center of the universe. they ignored pollution. the gas was safe and there was nothing wrong with the cfc's. now they tell us climate change is among us. powerful people want to hold us...
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tuesday night'resoundin historic election victory, but no, they're ing carel, consained, wel beha how bong! myomment on the appropriate meare of political glee a national rejoing. next. promise s made. a promise at hit the beaches normandy. a covena that splithe skies over bern. a vow that capred iwo jima. a promise was made. solemn oath that liberated seoul. a sacred trust that defended kh. a pact thadug inn da nang. a contract that athered tet. a omise was made. a pledge that stmed e desert in iraq. bond that patrolled dodoor-to-doorn fallujah. promise was made. to aca's veterans. a prome we all must ke. fighor all veterans and eir milies so they get t health care, nancial benefits and suppo they eard. if youu'e a veteran who need help, or you'd like to help us ep t promise, vit dav.org. . lou: aew thoughts what has been agreat week f the reblican par, and dare i yt, a great week for t nation,,tentially. reblicans have every reason to celebrate achievi htoric gains inhe senatend the house, and winningontrol of the sena expandi the majoriti in e hoe, vernorships d stat leslltures. yet con
tuesday night'resoundin historic election victory, but no, they're ing carel, consained, wel beha how bong! myomment on the appropriate meare of political glee a national rejoing. next. promise s made. a promise at hit the beaches normandy. a covena that splithe skies over bern. a vow that capred iwo jima. a promise was made. solemn oath that liberated seoul. a sacred trust that defended kh. a pact thadug inn da nang. a contract that athered tet. a omise was made. a pledge that stmed e desert...
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. >> keep the bong off the facebook page.lawyers will say that is good advice. >> know your company's policies. >>> "early start" continues right now. >> happening right now. president obama in asia tackling tough issues and equality for women and freedom of information. speaking less than an hour ago. we track the latest. >>> and new details on just how the obama administration helped free two americans detained in north korea. we are live on the new strategy to secure their release. >>> new air strikes targeting isis reportedly injuring one of the leaders and president obama has a strategy to fight the terrorists. good morning. welcome to "early start." i'm christine romans. >> i'm john berman. it is monday, november 10th, 5:00 a.m. in the east. the president just finished speaking to the asia pacific leaders. he was laying out the agenda for trade talks with the leaders. he
. >> keep the bong off the facebook page.lawyers will say that is good advice. >> know your company's policies. >>> "early start" continues right now. >> happening right now. president obama in asia tackling tough issues and equality for women and freedom of information. speaking less than an hour ago. we track the latest. >>> and new details on just how the obama administration helped free two americans detained in north korea. we are live on the...
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[bong] and get the best trade-in value guaranteed.your old iphone at t-mobile and get up to $350. get the best iphone ever at a t-mobile store today. let's take these piggies out fno, not those. these. let's get in touch with texture, something with a twist. let's look at loops, and get a feel for patterns, in all sorts of colors. but, let's not break the bank. then, let's get it rolled out right. the perfect carpet? yeah. let's bring it all the way home. let's do this. more saving. more doing. that's the power of the home depot. right now save 10% on carpet, with your home depot credit card. >> andrew: 7:09 to go fourth quarter. notre dame up 42-31. a good sign moments ago as sheldon day was able to walk off under his own power, looked to be ok, good to see as keenan reynolds has thrown the interception, just his third of the season, as we take another look. >> aaron: you see onwualu and sheldon day go to make the play and they hit helmets. you have to wonder if it was the blows to the head that got both those players a little bit wo
[bong] and get the best trade-in value guaranteed.your old iphone at t-mobile and get up to $350. get the best iphone ever at a t-mobile store today. let's take these piggies out fno, not those. these. let's get in touch with texture, something with a twist. let's look at loops, and get a feel for patterns, in all sorts of colors. but, let's not break the bank. then, let's get it rolled out right. the perfect carpet? yeah. let's bring it all the way home. let's do this. more saving. more doing....
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though due to the drought we are having here, we are considering making it legal to drink bong water,o -- [ laughter ] yesterday, voters in nashville went to the polls to weigh in on one of the most difficult and troubling issues of our generation, and that is making wine available in grocery stores. also known as the kathie lee and hoda referendum. it passed with 79% of the vote. what's up with the other 21%? who voted against that? the only people who voted against that are liquor store owners and the kids who have to carry your shopping bags to the car. but it passed so finally ba voe will be able to greenlight the real housewives of nashville. congratulations, everybody there. [ cheers and applause ] it's crazy that you guys couldn't buy one at the supermarket before. in l.a., we would buy it at toys r us. as you probably know, republicans picked up a lot of seats and won control of both chambers of congress yesterday, which is key, because whoever controls congress controls the lunch menu at the cafeteria. republicans have a majority in the senate and house of representatives for
though due to the drought we are having here, we are considering making it legal to drink bong water,o -- [ laughter ] yesterday, voters in nashville went to the polls to weigh in on one of the most difficult and troubling issues of our generation, and that is making wine available in grocery stores. also known as the kathie lee and hoda referendum. it passed with 79% of the vote. what's up with the other 21%? who voted against that? the only people who voted against that are liquor store...
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this is basically what a bong looks like when you're finished.sit it on the edge of the toilet because it's got to breathe. i might sit it here, i might light it at the bottom. as you see, it's like a fire. you hold your can over it and you cook. and you hold the can up here. and it heats the can, therefore your water gets hot. >> at san quentin, using fish lines is the customary way for locked up inmates to share food, tobacco, information, anything. >> fish lines are throughout the institution. i mean, that's a common practice for the inmates. it's their way of getting something from this cell to that cell. they rip up bed sheets. sometimes they'll get real fine ones by taking their clothing apart, getting a thread-sized fish line going. they usually anchor it be a piece of soap or something that slides well down the tier. and they'll send everything from cigarettes to full newspapers to any information that they're trying to pass -- drugs -- all kinds of things they'll pass on the fish lines. >> i could use another one. >> i know. >> you guys
this is basically what a bong looks like when you're finished.sit it on the edge of the toilet because it's got to breathe. i might sit it here, i might light it at the bottom. as you see, it's like a fire. you hold your can over it and you cook. and you hold the can up here. and it heats the can, therefore your water gets hot. >> at san quentin, using fish lines is the customary way for locked up inmates to share food, tobacco, information, anything. >> fish lines are throughout...
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. >> when you've got a president who was in something called the chume gang, the smoke side of the bonglth care of your parents until you're 26, you have 50 million people on food stamps to buy munchies, some of the other things you can get out there, this whole country's about to turn into bill an"s ted's excellent adventure 3. r(t&háhp &hc% tell us all about that is jay carney, white house spokesman, who has a different look, miller. put it up and get your grooming critique on it. >> billy, i'd say this. he's been acting as a beard for this president for five o3syear. why not grow one? at this point why not put a pedometer on him. this guy blows more smoke than a -- death rattle. and like i said, that whole press room has turned into men staring at goats blaming7 goats. >> we are/m;'p working with con as we speak to roll back don't ask don't tell. >> but i don't mind a president showing annoyance when this guy starts to make this point. what else is obama going to do? >> that guy needed his 15omsq minutes. >> don't you think this be up to the joint chiefs of staff? don't you think the
. >> when you've got a president who was in something called the chume gang, the smoke side of the bonglth care of your parents until you're 26, you have 50 million people on food stamps to buy munchies, some of the other things you can get out there, this whole country's about to turn into bill an"s ted's excellent adventure 3. r(t&háhp &hc% tell us all about that is jay carney, white house spokesman, who has a different look, miller. put it up and get your grooming...
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you never hear about, oh, boy, there she is with the dwi arrest, there she is on instagram with a bonghand, she didn't get -- >> socks that go up to her midthigh and skirt looking like she's 12. >> because she's so good. people like to pick on people who are so good. the only criticism is she was in a lot of relationships that didn't work out. she's 24 years old. remember, five years ago, eight years ago, when we were her age and single and -- >> yeah, five years ago when i was her age. >> you broke with everybody, everybody broke up with you, that's the process you go to. young girls can relate to her, and adult adults, they can't reo her, but they respect her. she's peyton manning. we love her on the field. we love her off the field as well. >> joe, thank you. next, talk about a big gulp, a man eaten alive by a giant snake. guess when, it is on tape. [ female announcer ] we help make secure financial tomorrows a reality for over 19 million people. [ alex ] transamerica helped provide a lifetime of retirement income. so i can focus on what matters most. [ female announcer ] everyone h
you never hear about, oh, boy, there she is with the dwi arrest, there she is on instagram with a bonghand, she didn't get -- >> socks that go up to her midthigh and skirt looking like she's 12. >> because she's so good. people like to pick on people who are so good. the only criticism is she was in a lot of relationships that didn't work out. she's 24 years old. remember, five years ago, eight years ago, when we were her age and single and -- >> yeah, five years ago when i...
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bong plans to rebuild its store network as it plans to rebuild profit.f wear brand was to close a third of its location over the last three years as it out with debt. fisk says they will open new stores immediately with a plan to increase sales. those are the top corporate headlines. yvb --en on man -- yvonne man. the world's largest jeweler may start mining its own jewels to keep up with demand. shery ahn has more on this story. >> rising incomes in china basically moving a demand for diamonds. they are trying to secure a long-term supply. the jeweler has a diamond processing factory, but it does not own any mine executive director adrian changs. says they are looking into canadian mines. the reason that the world's biggest jewel or did not get into owning mines in the first it is becausey getting into the mining business can be quite tricky. easy, given that all of those mines are overseas, in africa or elsewhere in the world. they need toing measure political risk, economic risk, and the point of staff as well, so it is not an easy decision. chang emp
bong plans to rebuild its store network as it plans to rebuild profit.f wear brand was to close a third of its location over the last three years as it out with debt. fisk says they will open new stores immediately with a plan to increase sales. those are the top corporate headlines. yvb --en on man -- yvonne man. the world's largest jeweler may start mining its own jewels to keep up with demand. shery ahn has more on this story. >> rising incomes in china basically moving a demand for...
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liz: remove pictures of beer bongs and have facebook picture.jo apple shares hitting. liz: apple shares hitting all-time high before pulling back slightly. it is now the world's biggest company. that is not necessarily news but here may be news have investors squeezed out of all they can for the stock short term or is it ready for another breakout? we have another bull-bear debate. we have for the bears, andy heart graves pacific crest securities senior analyst. harder case is the bear case, andy. that's what you make right now. apple is up 43%. i would get it if you were saying it has had a nice run-up and that's it but what is the at heart of your case where you believe it is not a stock to buy right now? >> he will with the heart of our cases, as we look out 2015, we think iphone is kind of flat, maybe even down. since that generates 70% of the company's profit it is hard to get the stock higher if growth is going to be decelerating at that pace. liz: the apple watch, you don't think that that, like rbc put out a note today believing that cou
liz: remove pictures of beer bongs and have facebook picture.jo apple shares hitting. liz: apple shares hitting all-time high before pulling back slightly. it is now the world's biggest company. that is not necessarily news but here may be news have investors squeezed out of all they can for the stock short term or is it ready for another breakout? we have another bull-bear debate. we have for the bears, andy heart graves pacific crest securities senior analyst. harder case is the bear case,...
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. >> i was going to turn the mirror ball into a mirror bong. >> on the high note.c. and catch them on the abc news "dancing with the stars" after party. >> great job. >> thank you. >>> and move on to the biggest shark tank event ever. this is the ultimate showdown. four of the sharks competing against each or. this morning, it's barbara, it'sday monday, and rachel smith is here to see what happens when these sharks start biting each other. >> reporter: they are at the top of the business food chain, and now two of "shark tank"'s fiercest competitors are going fin to fin in the "gma" first ever shark versus shark competition. barbara kosh ran, and daymond john, an entrepreneur and marketing mogul. summoned into battle by robin roberts. >> greetings, sharks, you will go head to head, competing to determine who is truly the biggest shark in the tank. please report immediately to receive your orders and face your challenge. >> you got it, baby. >> go times square, stat. we're going nuclear. >> just make the turn, come on. >> reporter: the mission, to make as much as mo
. >> i was going to turn the mirror ball into a mirror bong. >> on the high note.c. and catch them on the abc news "dancing with the stars" after party. >> great job. >> thank you. >>> and move on to the biggest shark tank event ever. this is the ultimate showdown. four of the sharks competing against each or. this morning, it's barbara, it'sday monday, and rachel smith is here to see what happens when these sharks start biting each other. >>...
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we began burial team support in august for bong, lofa and mimba counties. by the first week of october we expanded to support teams in every county of liberia and last month they were able to collect 96% of bodies within 24 hours. we were also able to directly reach over 1500 communities through meeting and dialogue sessions. bringing together senior government officials, county health teams, traditional chiefs, religious leaders, community health volunteers, and other local leaders. indeed it is now being widely reported that we are seeing the rate of infection slow throughout liberia which is cause for optimism. however it is not yet time for celebration. we must maintain the level of vigilance that is proven effective in beginning to control the spread of the virus. significant longer-term investments must be made in the health systems of the country. in closing, global communities would like to express profound gratitude for congress, particularly members of this committee for your continued support of this work. the worst ebola outbreak in history can
we began burial team support in august for bong, lofa and mimba counties. by the first week of october we expanded to support teams in every county of liberia and last month they were able to collect 96% of bodies within 24 hours. we were also able to directly reach over 1500 communities through meeting and dialogue sessions. bringing together senior government officials, county health teams, traditional chiefs, religious leaders, community health volunteers, and other local leaders. indeed it...
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we began burial team support in august for bong, lofa and mimba counties. by the first week of october we expanded to support teams in every county of liberia and last month they were able to collect 96% of bodies within 24 hours. we were also able to directly reach over 1500 communities through meeting and dialogue sessions. bringing together senior government officials, county health teams, traditional chiefs, religious leaders, community health volunteers, and other local leaders. indeed it is now being widely reported that we are seeing the rate of infection slow throughout liberia which is cause for optimism. however it is not yet time for celebration. we must maintain the level of vigilance that is proven effective in beginning to control the spread of the virus. significant longer-term investments must be made in the health systems of the country. in closing, global communities would like to express profound gratitude for congress, particularly members of this committee for your continued support of this work. the worst ebola outbreak in history can
we began burial team support in august for bong, lofa and mimba counties. by the first week of october we expanded to support teams in every county of liberia and last month they were able to collect 96% of bodies within 24 hours. we were also able to directly reach over 1500 communities through meeting and dialogue sessions. bringing together senior government officials, county health teams, traditional chiefs, religious leaders, community health volunteers, and other local leaders. indeed it...