. >> i don't want to say it wrong. >> you talk to this one person on twit they are he say muck bong or muck bong or bang. >> we will call it mb. >> we will mb. >> and then probably dm. >> that will not be on tv. >> will forte is on the show. i necessity him on saturday night live. he has written a book about dating advice, 101 things you should never do if would you like a girlfriend. >> okay. >> i could have written that. >> and, get a good look at sue serio, ladies and gentlemen because in one hour, she will look very different. >> yes, she will. >> in fact we are making her to be what, sue. >> i don't know. >> a some bye monster. >> without any fancy make up either. >> it is great. >> and then jason here, i know we worked together but he does all kind of monster make up, and we called him because we didn't even know. jason is here. >> how much time do you need to turn sue into a monster three or four minutes. >> stop it. >> oh, please. >> you have had three children, karen. >> yes. >> i want to you get a hold of this, somebody had a baby. >> a famous dj had a baby over the weekend.

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but unlike my opponent, i have a glass that call the little kid bong bong and one in the cave and i peak at them because it's not a real one. >> what are you going do, right? got to love bernie, boy. he's crazy. >> sometimes christmas comes early. trees decorated. presents are all wrapped. made some 3% boiled shrimp bacardi just for this. they have just released their version of clinton versus trump, and i'm telling you, it is every holiday all at once. that's coming up, stay with us. >>> here's a really serious story that you will not hear elsewhere tonight. hurricane matthew, mostly out of the national headlines at this point. but you may have heard today that things are technically bad right now in north carolina because of hurricane matthew. it's flooding conditions that have led to 13 confirmed deaths so far. hundreds are in emergency shelters. a levee has left 1500 people stranded with their homes under water. there's the loss of life, damage to homes and businesses, but there, in this case, are other health issues arising from this type of flooding. today we got these aerial image

when an officer asks you who belongs to that bong ? ? your rights ? ? talking could land you in jail for the night ? >> all of this, of course, a cover of "amanda" by waylon jennings. ? amanda, light of my life ? saying, shush. >> because everything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. >> we're learning already. we have live via skype right this minute, chris and will. >> hello, guys. how are you? >> this isn't the first time you've done something like this. in fact, one of your videos got over 300,000 views. ? please don't eat your weed >> why do you do this? >> nobody wants to read a legal blog. apparently a lot of people will listen to songs. that's why we do it. >> have you found since you're giving away this free legal advice that your business has gone up or down? >> it has not gone down. i can't say it has increased our revenue yet. >> do you sing in court? >> i've had a judge asked me as recently as a week ago if i was going to deliver a closing >> you thought about it. i can tell. >> i almost did. >> do you perform toge

large outdoor marijuana grow operation in the town of armstrong creek and inside a , cabin a large bong with burnt residue, rolling papers and a clear plastic baggie on the kitchen table with a white powder substance that tested positive for cocaine. outside hying's home in big bend, he displayed a sign, we pending in forest county. the sheriff says there was an irrigation system including a , 500-gallon water tank. they used surveillance cameras to catch the suspects. kathy: a warning about what you throw away or try and recycle. officials from both milwaukee and waukesha gathered today to reinforce the need to properly dispose of dangerous and flammable materials. things like propane tanks, dead batteries, fire extinguishers and gasoline. , >> if it's one of these 'forbidden fruits' as i call it, please make sure that you do not put those in recycling. we want to make sure the people who are doing the recycling are safe. kathy: to learn more about what you shouldn't be putting in your recycling bin, check out milwaukeerecycles.com. joyce: oak creek mayor steve scaffidi will be talking

[sfx: bong] >> cbs sports presents "the jeep post game show." >> adam: wow. welcome to "the jeep post game show." i'm adam zucker. >> adam: tonight only siebs. the game you just saw felt like a scorpion's tail whipping around at the end are the if dogs fans tennessee taking it as time expires, joined by rick neuheisel and brian jones. what an incredible final 10 seconds. >> rick: that's called a reverse hobnail boot. unbelievable what we saw in the final seconds. >> brian: the resiliency of this tennessee volunteers team shows up in the nick of time and starts with this punt, riley lovengood the long snapper, looked like willie mays catching this punt. >> rick: ends up the touchdown for tennessee. >> brian: corey vereen putting the pressure. >> rick: that's why you go to the state of washington for a strong-armed quarterback. how about had throw. >> brian: coach jones told us a week ago he's been counting on this young man. he came up big last week. how many times have we seen people misplay this particular hail mary? >> rick: there is no reason to have a guy

[sfx: bong] arizona and following that game "sportscenter" at night, all the highlights from another crazy day in college football. day two of the ryder cup. the u.s. trying to hang on. "sportscenter" tonight after the game. dabo swinney trying to get his offense collected here. one possession game. once up 18, now down 8. scott again has some room. artavis scott dances, cuts it back and is in the clear. artavis scott, just the kicker to beat, and out of bounds but the huge return sets up clemson at the 23. 77 yards. >> kirk: when there's a bobble at the beginning of a return defenders can get out of their lane and i think that happened a little bit. what vision and instincts as a ball carrier. he played running back in high school. he's very, very gifted as a runner. that cut back was just him. they set it up nicely to the right and now they've got a great opportunity. >> chris: the veteran makes a big impact as a returner. he's had a frustrating season so far as a receiver. watson, three hard earned yards. >> kirk: louisville filling the hole there. josh harvey-clemons hits his own

a spokesperson for the marion county school district says the teacher is allowed to read that bong censored as long as it's educational. >>> look at. this a florida semitruck driver causing quite a scene in police tasered the driver after he led them on an hour-long chase. it ended after the truck hit self stop sticks j. new tonight, florida fish and wildlife sharing this video with a warning. take a look as two bald eagles actually battle it out. fwc officers catching the epic battle on a golf course near west palm beach. they say the birds were fighting in the air and then wrestled on the ground before tiring out and fi their separate ways. allege nesting season now underway beginning in october. officers are warned to stay away from the territorial birds. >>> take a look at this scene in palm beach county. a car lost control and crashed in lantana. no one was inside the home and no one was hurt. the driver was taken to the hospital. engineers will check to see if an important recall notice. the one spice that could make you sick with lead poisoning. >>> and one ceo back in the hot seat t

[bong] >> cbs sports presents "the jeep post game show." >> adam: welcome to "the jeep post game showight, only cbs. florida over georgia 24-10. moving to 6-1 on the year. 4-1 in the s.e.c. a look at the standings. with florida still on top. by a half game over a kentucky team that they beat. we'll get to their game in a moment. joined by rick neuheisel and brian jones. how much of what we just saw was the gators' defense being dominant and how much of it was that florida offense? >> rick: the defensive coordinator was unbelievable. used the corners outside to snuff out any outside shot for eason and everything was inside. the guy couldn't get his feet set. they held him to eight first downs, 164 total yards, 21 yards rushing. that is pitching a shutout. >> brian: seven tackles for loss as well, georgia four of 13 on first down and coming into the ballgame they lived up to the top billing unlike that second half collapse versus tennessee. this this defense is for real. a lot of guys banged up but they sucked it up and got out there and played in this rivalry football game and they suf

but unlike my opponent, i have a glass that call the little kid bong bong and one in the cave and i peake you going do, right? got to love bernie, boy. he's crazy. >> sometimes christmas comes early. trees decorated. presents are all wrapped. made some 3% boiled shrimp bacardi just for this. they have just released their version of clinton versus trump, and i'm telling you, it is every holiday all at once. that's coming up, stay with us. guess what guys, i switched to sprint. sprint? i'm hearing good things about the network. all the networks are great now. we're talking within a 1% dference in reliability of each other. and, sprint saves you 50% on most current national carrier rates. save money on your phone bill, invest it in your small business. wouldn'tou love more custors? i would definitely love some n customers. sprint will help you add customers and cut your costs. switch your businesso sprint and save 50% on most currenverizon, at&t and t-mobile rates. don't let a 1% difference cost you tce as much. >>> here's a really serious story that you will not hear elsewhere tonight. hur

[sfx: bong] arizona and following that game "sportscenter" at night, all the highlights from another crazy day in college football. day two of the ryder cup. the u.s. trying to hang on. game. also on the watch espn app. dabo swinney trying to get his offense collected here. one possession game. once up 18, now down 8. scott again has some room. artavis scott dances, cuts it back and is in the clear. artavis scott, just the kicker to beat, and out of bounds but the huge return sets up clemson at the 23. 77 yards. >> kirk: when there's a bobble at the beginning of a return defenders can get out of their lane and i think that happened a little bit. what vision and instincts as a ball carrier. he played running back in high school. he's very, very gifted as a runner. that cut back was just him. they set it up nicely to the right and now they've got a remember, this is a one possession game, down 8. >> chris: the veteran makes a big impact as a returner. he's had a frustrating season so far as a receiver. watson, three hard earned yards. >> kirk: louisville filling the hole there. josh ha

they will help with package sorting, drivers and after thanksgiving to be bong the busiest in history. last year, they delivered more than 350 million packages. >>> tesla has made a big announcement about the future of self-driving car. elon musk says all new tesla vehicles will come with hard wear to make them fully capable of driving on their own. they will be ready to be the self-driving hardware includes cameras, sensors and faster radar. would you trust a self-driving car? >> i don't know. i don't trust the guy who drives mine. [laughter] >> my own driving is a little bit questionable sometimes. but something about taking your hands off the wheel, i don't know if i can do it. >> i've been in one and it's really cool. >>> let's change it up and get to the good stuff this is where we shine a light on people doing amazing things in our world. >> they shine that light back on us. a 5-year-old fighting leukemia makes new friends all thanks to college at the university of new mexico. he met a few of the girls on the soccer team when they volunteered for love your he and the girls were

[sfx: bong] >>> welcome to the postgame report. here, now, bob costas. >> all-steelers from the jump. they win it, 43-14. the game balls go to ben roethlisberger and le'veon bell, coming into this game. ben roethlisberger had six touchdown passes and four interceptions. tonight, he threw for five scores without a pick. also caught five passes. here they are, with michele. >> mike tomlin called this redemption sunday. and yu came out so aggressively on offense, right from the get-go. what was the mentality? >> good to have 26 sacks. the guys up front, it starts with them. i told the guys before this game. i said, hey, we're drive in the car with a broken rear-view mirror. we did a good job tonight. >> five toow three came on three-consecutive throws in the first quarter. what was that stretch like for you? >> we didn't use up much clock. but guys made plays. you put it up there. it's raining. not easy to make those plays. and proud of the way everyone stepped up tonight. everyone got involved. that makes us all happy. you win like t

[bong] hey, do we have any more dr pepper? ("pepper" echoes) shh! i gotta go. what is it, larry?! hey, thanks, man. you invented the playoff. yeah, and you've got a really steep driveway. >> steve: baylor has scored 13 unanswered points to take their biggest lead of this afternoon into the early texas evening. there you see charlie's record when trailing after the third quarter. >> brian: first time for everything. >> steve: looking iffer a signature win, a comeback win. >> brian: just looking for a win. >> steve: any kind of win will do. in texas. they got all the alum, the boosters here this weekend for this one. here's warrick, out to the 15. trying to make the big return play, he's out to the 21 yard line. take a look at today's good hands play brought to you by allstate. i use the term good hands sort of loosely there. >> brian: change it to the good feet play. >> steve: check with allstate on that. wow. >> brian: that looked like 41 inches right there. >> steve: right. and poor dylan haines, how many times is he going to have to see that? >> brian: that's going to be a post

force discovered a very large outdoor marijuana grow operation in the town of armstrg cabin a large bong with burnt residue, rolling papers, and a clear plastic baggie on the kitchen table with a white powder substance that tested positive for cocaine. outside hying's home in big bend, he displayed a we back the badge sign. kathy: criminal charges are pending in forest county. the sheriff says there was an irrigation system including a , 500 gallon water tank. they used surveillance cameras to catch the suspects. joyce: happening now milwaukee , police are searching for a group of thieves that hit dozens of vehicles in bay view. 12 news has obtained this exclusive video showing the suspects in action. they roll down an alley with their car door open, four suspects hopping out, smashing windows and grabbing what they can. they're gone in less than two minutes. one woman, whose condo complex was hit, says she came out to find her car missing four windows. >> i live to 69 years, all my life, and it seems to get a little worse every year. >> 12 news did see police dusting for fingerprints on

grab any $5 box and you could be one of the first [sfx: bong] arizona and following that game "sportscenter" at night, all the highlights from another crazy day in college football. "sportscenter" tonight after the game. also on the watch espn app. dabo swinney trying to get his offense collected here. one possession game. once up 18, now down 8. scott again has some room. artavis scott dances, cuts it back and is in the clear. artavis scott, just the kicker to beat, and out of bounds but the huge return sets up clemson at the 23. 77 yards. >> kirk: when there's a bobble at the beginning of a return defenders can get out of their lane and i think that happened a little bit. what vision and instincts as a ball carrier. he played running back in high school. he's very, very gifted as a runner. that cut back was just him. right and now they've got a great opportunity. remember, this is a one possession game, down 8. >> chris: the veteran makes a big impact as a returner. he's had a frustrating season so far as a receiver. watson, three hard earned yards. >> kirk: louisville filling the hole th

when an officer asks you who belongs to that bong ? your rights ? ? talking could land you in jail for the night ? >> all of this, of course, a cover of "amanda" by waylon jennings. ? amanda, light of my life ? saying, shush. >> because everything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. >> we're learning already. we have live via skype right this minute, chris and will. >> hello, guys. how are you? >> this isn't the first time you've done something like this. in fact, one of your videos got over 300,000 views. it's a class b misdemeanor ? >> why do you do this? >> nobody wants to read a legal blog. apparently a lot of people will listen to songs. that's why we do it. >> have you found since you're giving away this free legal advice that your business has gone up or down? >> it has not gone down. i can't say it has increased our revenue yet. >> do you sing in court? >> i've had a judge asked me as recently as a week ago if i was going to deliver a closing argument via song. i sai >> you thought about it. i can tell. >> i almost di

but unlike my opponent, i have a glass that call the little kid bong bong and one in the cave and i peakause it's not a real one. >> what are you going do, right? got to love bernie, boy. he's crazy. >> sometimes christmas comes early. trees decorated. presents are all wrapped. made some 3% boiled shrimp bacardi just for this. they have just released their version of clinton versus trump, and i'm telling you, it is every holiday all at once. that's coming up, stay with us. if your heartburn medication's not doing its job... the food you eat during the day... music: loud mariachi band can also haunt you at night. so try nexium 24hr. just one pill each day... shuts down your stomach's active... acid pumps to stop the burn of frequent heartburn... all day and night. have we seen them before? ♪ banish the burn with nexium 24hr. narrator: it wasn't that long ago. years of devastating cutbacks to our schools. 30,000 teachers laid off. class sizes increased. art and music programs cut. we can't ever go back. ryan ruelas: so vote yes on proposition 55. reagan duncan: prop 55 prevents 4 billion i

[sfx: bong] arizona and following that game "sportscenter" at night, all the highlights from another crazy day in college football. day two of the ryder cup. game. also on the watch espn app. dabo swinney trying to get his offense collected here. one possession game. once up 18, now down 8. scott again has some room. artavis scott dances, cuts it back and is in the clear. artavis scott, just the kicker to beat, and out of bounds but the huge return sets up clemson at the 23. 77 yards. >> kirk: when there's a bobble at the beginning of a return defenders can get out of their lane and i think that happened a little bit. what vision and instincts as a ball carrier. he played running back in high school. he's very, very gifted as a runner. that cut back was just him. they set it up nicely to the possession game, down 8. >> chris: the veteran makes a big impact as a returner. he's had a frustrating season so far as a receiver. watson, three hard earned yards. >> kirk: louisville filling the hole there. josh harvey-clemons hits his own guy. he's coming in from the top and hits jaire alexan

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[bong] cree led lighting is designed to make colors look their best. why? because the beautiful things in your life >> chris: a 17-0 fourth quarter penn state run, keyed by a blocked punt that set up a field goal, and then a blocked field goal by that man, marcus allen, the safety, and the corner, grant haley, picks it up and scoops 60 yards for a go ahead winning streak, meyers' teams have never lost a road game since he took over there. all on the line. stunning. at 21-7, lions were in deep, deep trouble. >> kirk: i keep going back to that five-play, 90-yard drive, mcsorley, when the lions were pretty much down and out. at 21-7. crowd's out of the game. and that all of a sudden sparked them and led to that punt and next thing you know, the penn state -- they're believing they can pull off the upset. >> chris: a great play by allen, kirk, but you wonder if meyer is questioning. they took a long time to make a decision to trot out a long field goal attempt by durbin. maybe not quite organized. julius. give campbell a chance, but he drops the back. has to pi

[bong] cree led lighting is designed to make colors look their best. why? deserve the most beautiful light. >> chris: a 17-0 fourth quarter penn state run, keyed by a blocked punt that set up a field goal, and then a blocked field goal by that man, marcus allen, the safety, and the corner, scoops 60 yards for a go ahead touchdown. and suddenly, this 20-game road winning streak, meyers' teams have never lost a road game since he took over there. all on the line. stunning. at 21-7, lions were in deep, deep trouble. >> kirk: i keep going back to that five-play, 90-yard drive, mcsorley, when the lions were pretty much down and out. at 21-7. and that all of a sudden sparked them and led to that blocked punt and next thing you know, the penn state -- they're believing they can pull off the upset. >> chris: a great play by allen, kirk, but you wonder if meyer is questioning. they took a long time to make a decision to trot out a long field goal attempt by durbin. maybe not quite organized. julius. give campbell a chance, but he at the 11 yard line. so, another goo

[bong] cree led lighting is designed to make colors look their best. why? because the beautiful things in your life >> chris: a 17-0 fourth quarter penn state run, keyed by a blocked punt that set up a field goal, and then a blocked field goal by that man, marcus allen, the safety, and the corner, grant haley, picks it up and touchdown. and suddenly, this 20-game road winning streak, meyers' teams have never lost a road game since he took over there. all on the line. stunning. at 21-7, lions were in deep, deep trouble. >> kirk: i keep going back to that five-play, 90-yard drive, mcsorley, when the lions were pretty much down and out. at 21-7. crowd's out of the game. and that all of a them and led to that blocked punt and next thing you know, the penn state -- they're believing they can pull off the upset. >> chris: a great play by allen, kirk, but you wonder if meyer is questioning. they took a long time to make a decision to trot out a long field goal attempt by durbin. maybe not quite organized. julius. give campbell a chance, but he drops the back. has

[bong] cree led lighting is designed to make colors look their best. why? because the beautiful things in your life deserve the most beautiful light. >> chris: a 17-0 fourth quarter penn state run, keyed by a blocked punt that set up a field goal, and then a blocked field goal by that man, marcus allen, the safety, and the corner, grant haley, picks it up and scoops 60 yards for a go ahead winning streak, meyers' teams have never lost a road game since he took over there. all on the line. stunning. at 21-7, lions were in deep, deep trouble. >> kirk: i keep going back to that five-play, 90-yard drive, mcsorley, when the lions were pretty much down and out. at 21-7. crowd's out of the game. and that all of a sudden sparked them and led to that blocked punt and next thing the penn state -- they're believing they can pull off the upset. >> chris: a great play by allen, kirk, but you wonder if meyer is questioning. they took a long time to make a decision to trot out a long field goal attempt by durbin. maybe not quite organized. julius. give campbell a chance,

grab any $5 box and you could be one of the first [sfx: bong] "sportscenter" at night, all the highlights from another crazy day in college football. day two of the ryder cup. "sportscenter" tonight after the game. also on the watch espn app. dabo swinney trying to get his offense collected here. one possession game. once up 18, now down 8. scott again has some room. artavis scott dances, cuts it back and is in the clear. artavis scott, just the kicker to beat, and out of bounds but the huge return sets up clemson at the 23. 77 yards. 77 yards. >> kirk: when there's a bobble at the beginning of a return defenders can get out of their lane and i think that happened a little bit. what vision and instincts as a ball carrier. he played running back in high school. he's very, very gifted as a runner. that cut back was just him. great opportunity. remember, this is a one possession game, down 8. >> chris: the veteran makes a big impact as a returner. he's had a frustrating season so far as a receiver. watson, three hard earned yards. >> kirk: louisville filling the hole there. josh harvey-clemo

[sfx: bong] arizona and following that game "sportscenter" at night, all the highlights from another crazy day in college football. day two of the ryder cup. the u.s. trying to hang on. "sportscenter" tonight after the also on the watch espn app. dabo swinney trying to get his offense collected here. one possession game. once up 18, now down 8. scott again has some room. artavis scott dances, cuts it back and is in the clear. artavis scott, just the kicker to beat, and out of bounds but the huge return sets up clemson at the 23. 77 yards. >> kirk: when there's a bobble at the beginning of a return defenders can get out of their lane and i think that happened a little bit. what vision and instincts as a ball carrier. he played running back in high school. he's very, very gifted as a runner. that cut back was just him. they set it up nicely to the right and now they've got a possession game, down 8. >> chris: the veteran makes a big impact as a returner. he's had a frustrating season so far as a receiver. watson, three hard earned yards. >> kirk: louisville filling the hole there. josh

[sfx: bong] arizona and following that game "sportscenter" at night, all the highlights from another crazy day in college football. day two of the ryder cup. the u.s. trying to hang on. "sportscenter" tonight after the game. also on the watch espn app. dabo swinney trying to get his offense collected here. one possession game. once up 18, now down 8. scott again has some room. artavis scott dances, cuts it back and is in the clear. artavis scott, just the kicker to beat, and out of bounds but the huge return sets up clemson at the 23. 77 yards. >> kirk: when there's a bobble at the beginning of a return defenders can get out of their lane and i think that happened a little bit. what vision and instincts as a ball carrier. he played running back in high school. he's very, very gifted as a runner. that cut back was just him. they set it up nicely to the right and now they've got a great opportunity. remember, this is a one possession game, down 8. >> chris: the veteran makes a big impact as a returner. he's had a frustrating season so far as a receiver. watson, three hard earned yards.

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[bong] cree l cree led lighting is designed to make colors look their best. why? because the beautiful things in your life deserve the most beautiful light. >> chris: a 17-0 fourth quarter penn state run, keyed by a the safety, and the corner, grant haley, picks it up and scoops 60 yards for a go ahead touchdown. and suddenly, this 20-game road winning streak, meyers' teams have never lost a road game since he took over there. all on the line. stunning. at 21-7, lions were in deep, >> kirk: i keep going back to that five-play, 90-yard drive, mcsorley, when the lions were pretty much down and out. at 21-7. crowd's out of the game. and that all of a sudden sparked them and led to that blocked punt and next thing you know, the penn state -- they're believing they can pull off the upset. >> chris: a great play by allen, kirk, but you wonder if meyer is questioning. they took a long time to make a decision to trot out a long field goal attempt by durbin. julius. julius. give campbell a chance, but he drops the back. has to pick it up. and parris campbell knocked down a

[bong] cree led lighting is designed to make colors look their best. why? because the beautiful things in your life >> chris: a 17-0 fourth quarter penn state run, keyed by a blocked punt that set up a field goal, and then a blocked field goal by that man, marcus allen, the safety, and the corner, grant haley, picks it up and winning streak, meyers' teams have never lost a road game since he took over there. all on the line. stunning. at 21-7, lions were in deep, deep trouble. >> kirk: i keep going back to that five-play, 90-yard drive, mcsorley, when the lions were pretty much down and out. at 21-7. crowd's out of the game. and that all of a sde punt and next thing you know, the penn state -- they're believing they can pull off the upset. >> chris: a great play by allen, kirk, but you wonder if meyer is questioning. they took a long time to make a decision to trot out a long field goal attempt by durbin. maybe not quite organized. julius. give campbell a chance, but he drops the back. has to pick it up. lions special teams. here's the block again. >> kirk:

[bong] cree led lighting is designed to make colors look their best. why? because the beautiful things in your life >> chris: a 17-0 fourth quarter penn state run, keyed by a blocked punt that set up a field goal, and then a blocked field goal by that man, marcus allen, the safety, and the corner, grant haley, picks it up and scoops 60 yards for a go ahead winning streak, meyers' teams have never lost a road game since he took over there. all on the line. stunning. at 21-7, lions were in deep, deep trouble. >> kirk: i keep going back to that five-play, 90-yard drive, mcsorley, when the lions were pretty much down and out. at 21-7. crowd's out of the game. and that all of a sudden sparked them and led to that punt and next thing you know, the penn state -- they're believing they can pull off the upset. >> chris: a great play by allen, kirk, but you wonder if meyer is questioning. they took a long time to make a decision to trot out a long field goal attempt by durbin. maybe not quite organized. julius. give campbell a chance, but he drops the back. has to pi

[bong] cree led lighting is designed to make colors look their best. why? >> chris: a 17-0 fourth quarter penn state run, keyed by a blocked punt that set up a field goal, and then a blocked field goal by that man, marcus allen, the safety, and the corner, grant haley, picks it up and touchdown. and suddenly, this 20-game road winning streak, meyers' teams have never lost a road game since he took over there. all on the line. stunning. at 21-7, lions were in deep, deep trouble. >> kirk: i keep going back to that five-play, 90-yard drive, mcsorley, when the lions were pretty much down and out. at 21-7. crowd's out of the game. an them and led to that blocked punt and next thing you know, the penn state -- they're believing they can pull off the upset. >> chris: a great play by allen, kirk, but you wonder if meyer is questioning. they took a long time to make a decision to trot out a long field goal attempt by durbin. maybe not quite organized. julius. give campbell a chance, but he drops the back. has to pick it up. at the 11 yard line. so, another good job

[bong] cree led lighting is designed to why? colors look their best.ause the beautiful things in your life deserve the most beautiful light. >> chris: a 17-0 fourth quarter penn state run, keyed by a blocked punt that set up a field goal, and then a blocked field goal by that man, marcus allen, the safety, and the corner, grant haley, picks it up and scoops 60 yards for a go ahead touchdown. and suddenly, this 20-game road winning streak, meyers' teams have never lost a road game since he took over there. all on the line. stunning. at 21-7, lions were in deep, deep trouble. >> kirk: i keep going back to that five-play, 90-yard drive, mcsorley, when the lions were pretty much down and out. at 21-7. crowd's out of the game. and that all of a sudden sparked them and led to that blocked punt and next thing you know, the penn state -- they're believing they can pull off the upset. >> chris: a great play by allen, kirk, but you wonder if meyer is questioning. they took a long time to make a decision to trot out a long field goal attempt by durbin. maybe not

upgrade your phone system and learn how you could save at vonage.com/business kennedy: put the gravity bongn. according to a new report there were more arrests last year in the u.s. for small amounts of pot than for all violent crime. 575,000 arrests for weed. 13% more for crime like murder, rape, arson and rape. that according to the aclu and human rights watch. this also about race and the economy. the party panel is back to tackle it. so there is a lot of disparity in arrests in the african-american community. kmele. they are 2 1/2 times more likely to be arrested for the exact same crime even though blacks and whites use marijuana at same rate. >> the "new york times" story acknowledges why. there are high crime areas in which a lot of african-americans live. and because of that police actions tends to be in these areas. police enforcement actions when they are trying to crack down on crime, they are look for petty things we can snrok people up for. challenge of course is in 40 states in the union, i am snri having a small amount of a drug in personal using result if a felony charge. we

[sfx: bong] [ clock ticking ] ,, time. you only have so much. that's why we wanna make sure because after all... we should fit into your life. [ laughing ] not the other way around. [ clock ticking ] >> cbs sports presents "the jeep post game show." >> adam: wow. welcome to show." i'm adam zucker. >> adam: tonight only siebs. the game you just saw felt like a scorpion's tail whipping around at the end are the if dogs fans tennessee taking it as time expires, joined by rick neuheisel and brian jones. what an incredible final 10 seconds. >> rick: that's called a reverse final seconds. >> brian: the resiliency of this tennessee volunteers team shows up in the nick of time and starts with this punt, riley lovengood the long snapper, looked like willie mays catching this punt. >> rick: ends up the touchdown for tennessee. >> brian: corey vereen putting the pressure. >> rick: that's why you go to the state of washington for a how about had throw. >> brian: coach jones told us a week ago he's been counting on this young man. he came up big last week. h

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