i believe that's rebecca's bongo drum. >> were there any -- >> i was playing the bongos while you were>> jim ward on harmonica. ladies, what that man can do with his mouth. [magical sound] >> you said it when radio people and tv people party. cably -- kablooey. america, here, left over pizza. courtney's guacamole. >> the lovely courtney. [ applause ] >> stephanie: he was so squeezy! there are a lot of hit chicks from current. jim introduced to fresh meat, i shouldn't let him out! >> where was the talented mrs. ward? >> stephanie: i have a vague memory of everyone sloshing over the hot chicks from current. i apologize. i apologize current chicks. i know a lot of particularly -- >> san diego -- >> stephanie: okay. we had a good time, i think was had by all. is courtney brought guacamole and tequila. >> oh, dear. >> stephanie: we should barn barn -- we should warn of the dangers. >> do you suffer from shyness? do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? if you answered yes ask your doctor or pharmacist about tequila. tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident ab

, bongo, bongo, i don't want to leave the congo.er] i happened to be on a show with her, and she was talking about this and saying, bongo, bongo, bongo, i don't want to leave the congo, and the host said to her, oh, who wrote that song? and she said, ooh, i'm ashamed to say, i've o forgotten the name. and i just happened to be sitting there, so i chipped in and said bob hillyard and carl cig monday wrote that song. and elaine's stretch, the conversation then moved on to politics, and she and i did not agree on anything in that sphere. and at the end of the show she turned to me. she goes, you know, you may be full of shit, but you know who wrote bongo, bongo, bongo, and i think that would be a fine epitaph to have on my tombstone. >> host: joe, you were on washington journal this morning, but we'll let you make a comment about mitt romney. >> caller: he said that wouldn't count, because he invited me. >> host: all right, joe. [laughter] >> caller: i just wanted to say, yeah, i wanted to ask you, mark, great -- i enjoy when you subst

bongo. bongo! you just won $2,000 in the cash cab! bongo is the answer. unbelievable!o glad you didn't go with snare. [ both laugh ] congratulations, ladies. you've won 2,000 bucks in the cash cab. thank you. here it is, right here. spend it wisely. have a great night. you...are a good man. thank you. whoo-hoo-hoo! and they double their money at the end of a double ride. 2,000 bucks will buy a lot of glenlevit. it's gonna be a fun time in there tonight. we did great. thank you. thank you. $2,000. whoo! whoo-hoo! in absolute perfect iphysical conditioner, and i had a heart attack right out of the clear blue... he was just... "get me an aspirin"... yeah... i knew that i was doing the right thing, when i gave him the bayer. i'm on an aspirin regimen... and i take bayer chewables. [ male announcer ] aspirin is not appropriate for everyone so be sure to talk to your doctor before you begin an aspirin regimen. so he's a success story... [ laughs ] he's my success story. [ male announcer ] learn how to protect your heart at i am proheart on facebook. [ female announcer ] lett

scott walker wants to make it all about the bongo -- god bless them. i went to school in madison.otests, the action, the organization is in little places like spooner wisconsin superior wisconsin. when this first started the actual first reality was in a little town called horricon, it was working folks, it was tradesmen and women who came out on a cold sunday after the packers won the super bowl. so you gotta remember scott walker wants to limit it. he wants to make it about all of the big labor unions and make it about madison. they're an important part of our coalition but this movement extends to every single corner of the state. you can drive the length of the state and you'll see little farmhouses with recall walker signs. you'll see places all over our state because he's just offended our values in a way that offends the good, midwestern decency. >> stephanie: i hear you get free ice cream on recall day. free cheese. an appreciation day or something? >> we call it custard here. >> yeah. >> stephanie: i'm going to take your benefits and give you ice cream instead how's that?

bongo drums? huge bag of weed? >> is everything a joke to you?s ship isn't funny. no offense. >> it's all right. i wouldn't have come aboard if i couldn't handle pointy things. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's what i'm talking about. it's going to be fun this weekend! our thanks to mark ruffalo. go see "the avengers" in theaters this friday. chef mario batali joins us next. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ you've got to be kidding me. sweetie, help us settle this. i say this and this is called southern hospitality. well, i call it the clean getaway. [ scoffs ] you're both wrong. it's the freshy fresh. everyone knows that. i didn't know that. oh yeah, that's what they're saying now. [ female announcer ] nothing leaves you feeling cleaner and fresher than the cottonelle care routine. try them together. then name it on facebook. [ male announcer ] nothing will keep you from magnum. silky vanilla bean ice cream and rich caramel sauce all covered in thick belgian chocolate. magnum ice cream. for pleasure seekers. we s

>> bongo? smile, hair, girl, kick. kick -- ball. kick -- kick -- basket?jimmy: can i guess? can i guess? >> yeah. >> jimmy: kick the bucket? yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. you were close. i had it in my head. all right, good. you were great. you did a great job! are you kidding me? wait till you see what i do. this is going to be good. all right. what do we think guys? [ audience yells ] two! the deuce! okay, okay, okay. an object. >> gotcha. >> jimmy: ready? >> i am ready. brick? [ light laughter ] domino. letter. a message. postage. >> jimmy: gosh. >> car. mailman. mail truck. [ laughter ] postman. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: is there a driver? mailman, no. [ laughter ] >> driver. [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: that was it. gosh, we need more than 30 seconds. >> it was driver? driver? >> jimmy: well, driver -- what does that look like? letter, it does. but whatever. [ laughter ] driver's license. but still, yeah, it did look exactly like a letter. anyway -- [ laughter ] my fault. usually the stamp is on the other side, tyler. in canada, they might do it differently. [ l

. >> you're going to want bongos too. i think that may have been a factor in logan county. megyn: his favorite food and actor is, i forgot. [laughter] megyn: maybe he'll have a debate with president obama in their quest for the democratic nomination. i see your point is. the point is it's a protest vote by democrats in west virginia. anybody but obama, anybody including mr. judd and mullet and rastafarian musical approach to politics. in the greater scheme that we saw last night, in terms of votes. what are the trends? >> incumbents bad, that is basically the trend you see in indiana. dick lugar, this is the tea party versus the republican establishment. we've heard that ad nauseam. the truth here is that dick lugar is the face of establish tea meanttarism, he has been there 36 years. he probably over stayed his welcome. romney is a moderate too and not the darling of the tea party, the fact that he did better in indiana than mr. murdoch tells us that maybe this was more about dick lugar than anything else and about anti-incumbent sentiment. megyn: more on that in our 2:00

. >> i'm bringing an acoustic guitar and a mini bongo for courtney. >> yeah, this is going to get outll right. here we go. >> what is going on in here? okay. go ahead. >> here we go. ♪ says what says what ♪ >> oh, god she sounds awful. [ screaming ] >> the "stephanie miller show" wishes to apologize! >> i'm going to be famous bitch! >> all right. rebecca thanks for that. we have that to look forward to tomorrow night. [ howling ] >> wow this has turned into -- what? "american idol" meets -- >> and that should never be played on the banjo. >> no. speaking of banjo look it is billy in texas, everybody. ♪ >> hi, stephanie i don't play the banjo. >> no? >> i don't. but i think rebecca is awesome. >> yes, is. >> i tell you what i'm listening to y'all this morning and listening to your snark comments. the other morning i was listening to you, and you insinuated they was calling you when i was drunk. and i assure you i am not drunk at 9:00 in the morning. >> all right. >> it illustrates your tactics to mock and call people out and not -- >> yes, a comedy show. >> just like you are doing with

miami manuel suÁrez, se los quiero presentar y Él ha atendido a cientos de famosos en el restaurante bongos personalidades. >> la lista es muy larga comentÁbamos aquÍ en el corte comercial los famosos ¿dejan buenas propinas?. >> sÍ ¿cÓmo no?. >> algÚn evento con alguna persona que haya dejado una mala propina a la hora de tÚ haberte esmerado en atenderlo. >> sÍ pero no te voy a decir el nombre. >> (risas). >> alguna anÉcdota con alguna persona que te haya marcado, porqu me decÍas si lo bueno de ser mesero que conoces personas a cada momento. >> tuve anÉcdota con marisa del portillo y la verdad que fue una cosa muy bonito lo que me pasÓ con ella. >> quÉ te pasÓ, cuÉntame. >> vamos a esperar que el seÑor mesero ¿quÉ es esto?. >> esto no es asÍ?. >> bien mal!. >> mire. >> pero se sirve por la derecha. >> quite su plato de ahÍ. >> pero quÉ amabilidad. >> y yo voy a dar 3 dÓlares. >> (risas). >> manuel!. >> la propina mÁs corta que te han dejado. >> lo acabo de decir, 3 dÓlares. >> de un famoso 3 dÓlares. >> 3 dÓlares de un famoso ¿la mÁs generosa?. >> no de un famoso, 700 dÓlares. un un grupo g

memories from sexy liberal philadelphia was first turning stephanie spectacular ass in my personal bongosenage son and offering to be a witness of how bad of parents we were for bringing him. >> i remember meeting you. and saying you belonged on the cover of unfit parents for being there. >> last night, i said turn on 192. and he said oh my god, it's john fugelsang. john, it was great. every day, please steph give a shout out to wisconsin, because you are reminding me that i have to make my contribution today. we have got to do everything we can to support this. >> our little vagabond tribe of sexy liberal we have given twice to the recall. >> that's right. and i just did my show in wisconsin, and yesterday morning, i got up and emailed the producers of "viewpoint," because i said we have to take it. and i wanted to take the dnc to task. >> yeah. >> it was great they sent debbie wasserman schultz, but if you want to see mayor barrett get there, really folks, call your senator and ask your senators to speak out about it, because if you care about working people in this country, you care ab

se llama nuel suÁrez, se los quiero prestar y Él ha atendido a cientos de fosos en el restaurante bongos. >> alguna anÉcdota con alguna persona que te haya marcado, porqme decÍas si lo bueno de ser mesero que conoces personas a cada momento. >> tuve anÉcdota con marisa del portillo y la verdad que fue una cosa muy bonit lo que me pasÓ con ella. >> quÉ te pasÓ, cuÉntame. >> vamos a esperar que el seÑor mesero ¿quÉ es to?. >> esto no es asÍ?. >> bien mal!. >> mire. >> pero se sirve por la derecha. >> quite su plato de ahÍ. >> pero quÉ amabilidad. >> y yo voy a dar 3 dÓlares. >> (risas). >> manuel!. >> la propina mÁs cta que te han dejado. >> lo acabo de decir, 3 dÓlares. >> de un famoso 3 dÓlares. >> 3 dÓlares de un famoso ¿la mÁs generosa?. >> no de unfamoso, 700 dÓlares. >> un grupo grande de personas?. >> eran como 12 personas. >> hÁblame de j lochlt ¿cÓmo te fue con el?. ¿quÉ come?. >> le gustÓ mucho el arrcerdo asado. >> esa mujer con ese cuerpazo. >> no se lo iba aomer y lo pidiÓ y estuvo tratando y bueno, le fue muy bien. >> y me decÍas que si algo bueno de ser mesero que cada dÍa t

i woke up with a bongo. i know bongos happened. >> that happened. >> stephanie: so that happened.ople getting drunk and slobbering all over the hot chicks from current. i apologize. i know a lot of especially perve people. brian writes remember the dick van dyke parties where they would throw cushions to the floor and laura would dance to bongos? i picture you imitating jimmy durante jim did his mick jagger. >> he had the moves like jagger. >> stephanie: jim brought his usual -- it is getting bigger and bigger. i thought he was just going to bring his harmonica. >> guitar and amps. >> stephanie: he has roadies. he has to hire -- >> i am my own roady. >> stephanie: rebecca brought bongos, a teeny tiny piano. >> shorter piano and a banjo. >> all of the instruments with o in them except for an oboe. >> stephanie: rob and danny both had guitars. [ applause ] >> i didn't bring anything. >> stephanie: we had people pulling up. they thought it was the greek theatre. move along! >> do you see ted nugent here? >> no. >> stephanie: we're trying to lure all of the famous singers in the area