centrum, soma, neuroin, the spice, glint, glimmer, jizadrine the wii, powdered rhino horn, the blue, boniva, flint stone's chewables, flint stone's spoz suppositories, front line flea and tick on the back of my neck so i can't lift it off and i've got a nuvaring up in there somewhere. (cheers and applause) not entirely sure where, but i'm walking funny. (laughter) of course, kids, you'll have to experiment to get your own cocktail dialed in. mine took a lot of trial and error-- trial in that i've been on trial for taking bath salts and then error of attempting to eat someone's face. once again, my apologies to doris kearns goodwin. (audience reacts) next up, folks -- she's fine, she's fine. next up, folks, winter sports. this is my favorite time of the every four years because the winter olympics are just around the corner. now, i am prohibited from showing you a graphic of the olympic rings due to threats of copyright infringement but i've got a work around. jimmy, just put up five interlocking mickey heads. there you go. (cheers and applause) folks, this year's olympic games are in russia