and the boob situation is so good. i tried on -- yeah. first trimester boobs is good. really had to wear a bra, other than in '91 when my mom said it was time. >> jimmy: nick must go crazy over that. >> yeah. and it really -- i mean, i go crazy. there are some pictures on my blackberry of my fake -- >> jimmy: post them. let kathy griffin put them on twitter. >> i'm actually starting to twitter. >> jimmy: it's the hot thing to do. i might have to stop. >> i've seen your boobs. my second trimester are the kimmel. >> jimmy: maybe you can wear the stomach, too. a curse on the yankees! i hope they get knocked out in three games! >> you're an honorary wife now. how can you say that? >> jimmy: i'm more of an honorary yankee bitch. >> that's a story i want to know about you. >> jimmy: nice to meet you. i hope things go swimmingly with the show. the show is "better with you." right here on abc, wednesday night at 8:30. joanna garcia, everybody. we'll be right back with brandon flowers. a lot of people think fiber can. and those people are what i like to call wrong. metamucil is

happy face, happy boobs, happy underneath you know what. unbelievable.what. definitely, definitely pregnant. that's how we can tell if a girl is pregnant or not. a girl. guys are never pregnant, remember that. >> jimmy: well, i -- [ applause ] i'll keep that in mind.

have you noticed how boobs have made a comeback. >> did they ever go away? >> stylistically speaking they come and go this is this season. kim kardashian we know. >> it is true the woman is 3 feet away what's the etiquette? >> you know what's funny? when i saw this i thought about cat women and when i was a kid i didn't realize how curvey she was. i look again and i am like wow. >> parents needs to relax. this is fine. the kids love this. the hot cold thing is wonderful. they love it for the right reason. >> he was speechless and didn't know. he is like is this my mommy? he whether or not sure. came up to here. >> two points one is the question of sesame street is always the genius of it. as with homer simpson on fox. the genius has been multi levels that people watch it kids see is it as a cartoon and more sophisticated, et cetera, et cetera. it's a bright show at many different levels. it is the originate tore of that concept. shouldn't they have kept it? >> my daughter wouldn't have said look at the boobs. >> boys might get a little excited. sesame street

>> i on a boob store >> i lover bike stores. >> i know you do. i used to be able to go from one to another. what you are seeing is that you didn't have this big pool, so you are in the small pool market. what was happening in the last several years. from 2008, we hit 60. our premium shot up well over 30%. it shot or payroll up. it eats up whatever profits you are making. we have businesses now eligible for significant tax retaumed frnlt is you'll hear is that some businesses, they are now mandated to provide insurance. it turns out that because is about 96% of small business don't have a requirement but they could take advantage. 2z true and what we are staying stla is that is not fair. we err going to say, look, if we provide insurance, we go. if not, we'll charge you for the fact that somebody else will have to cover those songs. this is a great deal. in terms of how to get the word how, nobody is more effective than you. i hope all its reporters are here will record what you just sedz. get the word out. it's a i chaltening. there was op decisi

he says, "if i had one wish, girls would like my man boobs as much as i like their lady boobs."o. those are tonight's "late night hashtag." to check out all of these and more, go to www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com . we'll be right back with animal expert jeff musial, everybody. come on back! ♪ ♪ i want a girl with the right allocations ♪ ♪ who's fast and thorough ♪ and sharp as a tack ♪ she's playing with her jewelry ♪ ♪ she's putting up her hair ♪ she's touring the facility ♪ and picking up slack ♪ i want a girl with a short skirt ♪ ♪ and a long lonnnng jacket ♪ imagine what it can do to your skin. but dove isn't soap. it contains pure 1/4 moisturizing cream because, everyday moisture is the key to beautiful skin. and who knows moisture better than dove. when you buy the hot new samsung fascinate with its super amoled screen. get a free samsung intensity, a free blackberry bold or any other phone in our lineup. don't miss out. offer ends september 30th. buy a samsung fascinate and any other phone is free. only at verizon. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, every

(manly voice) yes, but your perfect plastic boobs remain untouched jewels. (high-pitched voice) oh, can my twin sister watch? (manly voice) why just watch? there's plenty of joe to go around. -aking on archbishop spaulding. the "late edition" is next with jeff barnd and jennifer gilbert, and it starts right now. >> too close to call.3 >> nothing is missing. %->> the votes still need to e tallied to decide ballimore state's attorney's race. >> not a pretty sight. the surprising place this worm infested candy showed up. >> questions about a cold medication. why teenagers could be at-risk. >> and changes at starbucks. why simpler may not have been better. >> live ii high definition,,from wbff tv in baltimore, this is fox 45 news "late edition". jennifer gilbert. >> and i am jeff barnd. baltimore city electioos board released the final vote tally in the race for city state attorney. here are the numbers. 1300 votes that break bernstein and patricia jessamy. but bernstein leads 49-47 percent. and keith daniels is live at he city board of elections,,where the rema

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she told her mom as soon as i'm older please take these boobs away.what, when you're older you'll appreciate it. she was a 34- and the re y sei ighse'sy a blond, and she ay wd basically hapis s into casti confused and they'd say why this blond girl have an accent. so she dyed her hair dark and she iat thought, girl, and she says both the boobs and the hair change haveped care and i >> i'm shocked in hollywood. saying this is treal was uncomfortable b an assed i >> that's right! >> willis has no problem with that eit she really is a beautiful woman. >> you know i normally like to on l woi >> you've gprop >>k a l oryheda this is someone you d the real housewife in d.c., michaele, she has a new book out. she's esed ving eating disorder because she's so thin. but in the book she says i don't have an eating disorder multiple sclerosis.pthat e cc >>> here are some stories to watch today on abc news. treasury secretary timothy geithner has a full day on capitol hill today. he is planning to tell two committees that it's time to push china into allowing its c

are wearing a life saving device believe it or not your bra it isn't just used to keep you know the boobs in place anymore dr allain a body has designed the emergency bra which you can unsnap and take one cup off of to fit around your head like a little gas mask and the other cup then you know can be used for a friend a boyfriend a child anyone else who's in need dr bodner design actually won in noble award which is an annual tribute to inventions that seem really silly but are in fact practical just check out her demonstration at the awards last year. thank. god thank you i'm pretty sure paul krugman was just in the demonstration now in case you're wondering there's a butterfly valve hit in the liner which then makes it possible to breathe in clean air lawyer adorning your face with the specialty bras now bodner a native of ukraine used to study the effects of chernobyl and she says that that was the inspiration for this life saving bra she claims that it would have been useful instances like the september eleventh attacks and the unexpected dust storms that have recently hit australia o

kids have books in their -- boobs in their face all the time. it is called breastfeeding.s some majorly crazy eyes. i have never seen her look not nuts. i feel bad for russell brand because she will murder someone, greg. that is going to happen. >> she does have wild eyes. >> she has crazy eyes. >> but that means she is good had in bed, right? >> yeah, he is enjoying himself right now. >> we have to move on. from hiding jugs to silencing thugs. do you know what time it is? besides my back rub, it is time for another awesome outburst from kris kristy. this time he was at a town hall meeting with meg whitman, that rich woman running for california governor. some dude shouted to wit man, quote, you look like arnold sharts shart in a dress. that's when -- you look like arnold schwarzenegger in a dress. that's when kristi came to the rescue. >> you know what, it is people who raise their voices and yell and scream like you that are dividing this country. we are here to bring this country together and not to divide it. >> well there is one thing you learned today, don't mess wit

>> her boobs are hanging out for the world. you are on the job, so button it up. another time and place for that. >> she came to the locker room dressed in that bikini. unprofessional. >> bill, you don't have proof of that. >> can we pretend? >> monica, you claim to be a woman at times. where is the line here? do you think guys are being good natured when they hoot? they are in there, and they don't see this often in the locker room. maybe they said" you're hot" i don't know. but did they go too far? >> ines is super hat and she is the latest entry on my lesbian list. every time i come on the show i talk about my lesbian list. >> let's talk about the last one. >> she is a robo babe. you have to have a clue about the kind of job you do. if you are a super hot woman and you are walking into a locker room post game with 57 sweaty, huge professional football players, you ought to know you are going to provoke a reaction. i know this is politically incorrect to say, but she loved this. she's got now her 15 minutes of fame. everybody knows who she is. >> but she loved i

katie for neil cavuto, and we are always abreast of the latest and we do not treat the audience like boobs matter the age and we are never, never, tacky. tasteless, yes, but tacky, no. someone junior can look up to. but, enough about me and back to me and foxnews.com/yourworld. we may read your letters on fox business at 6:00 eastern, and you say you are not getting this? you can take the new poll question and today we are asking, should women dress like that open sesame street? if, if, if, if the bush tax cuts are stepped how long should it last for high income tax earners? one year? two years? permanently. as white house economic larry summers packs up c.e.o.'s hope that means a business guy will head in and our next guest say they may not sing that tune after they hear some of the names being talked about it. and our latest book, just 12 days away from you being able to go to the bookstores "bought and paid for." good to see you. i am reading your column, great interest today and you are going through the names and what hit me we might miss larry summers. you say at least summers is mod

. >> it is funny because he gets to touch sophia's boobs all the time. i'm like, seriously?e. it's true. and it's true. they are very nice. um -- yeah -- >> jimmy: they cross all lines of any kind. >> you get a free card to a lot of stuff when you're g-a-y. you should try it sometimes, it's great. >> jimmy: julie, you talked about your husband playing beer pong with -- is he still doing that, with the staff? >> in the back, right now, i think, trying to start up a game of beer pong. he hasn't been playing that much. i believe he's going on a company retreat for paint ball, which is very excited. he's stepping up his game. >> jimmy: he works for the paint ball company? >> just his company likes to do that kind of a thing. we had to recruit some babysitters recently, and he has gotten them to play beer pong with them on the weekends. >> jimmy: on the nights of the sitting? >> as they're sitting, sitting. there's a bit of this going on and heavy drinking. >> jimmy: and then you leave the children with the drunks? >> if there's someone in the house that can call 911, you're ahea

there is boob allen and robert allen and they are both played by newcomer james wolf.he way. it's the same guy. you've probably figured that out. he's juggling two identities, who women, two very different worlds all under one mountain of lies. he's a brilliant schemer so you think he might be the bad guy but you will fall in love with this guy. this is what you need to know today. robert bob allen has lost his wallet. and his wallet looks a little something like this. now here is the deal. if you find the wallet, you can live your own double life. i'll explain that in just a second. here is where you might find his wallet today. there are three locations in d.c. where there will be about 500 of these laying around. from 7:00 a.m. to 8:00 tonight you might find one at union station, metro center station or mcphearson metro center station. here is the deal. pick up his wallet and open it up and inside -- of course he has two identities so you'll find two i.d.s and then find the cards, and you get to call him. and if you look inside there is a dollar and it will have ins

i did have the power to make love to tara reid, and that was after the boob job. >> i'm telling you "istic reach around. >> they are in love with him. they don't care what he says. >> it was unbelievable. i will be honest with you. i couldn't finish it. obviously because i fell asleep. but it wouldn't end. did you try to read it? >> i did, but why does that surprise you? it is "rolling stone." why do you pick it up? you know what you will get. >> i read excerpts. i didn't give them my $5. >> the whole piece boiled down to president obama, do you think you might sleep with me? signed yon winter. >> how great would it be if he dismantled the fox news thing and how much he loved "hann ti y" and rahm emanuel, and it would turn everybody's head around. >> bottom line, fox newschannel has replaced the word wal-mart as a code phrase for white america. that's how i see it. >> that's the other thing. we are the most powerful name in news and i can't emphasize that. our rates have doubled. but we are not america. o'reilly's ratings are six million tops. this is a country of 250 million people.

. >> jimmy: obama's on -- on your right boob. [ aughter ] perfect. welcome, you guys.not at all. >> jimmy: you afraid of rhythm? >> i think so. >> maybe. >> jimmy: because the rhythm's going tget you. gloriastefan said it. it wasn't her? >> steve: i think it was the miami sound machine. >> jimmy: miami sound machine said it. not gloria estefan, sorry. here's how this is going to work, you guys. you have both been outfitted with extremely stylish safety harnesses. [ cheers and applause ] one at a time, you're going to reach into this bag. that's ght, the velvety dance bag. [ light laughter ] you're going to pull out a chip hat says what type of dance you're going to do. then one at a ti, we'll raise you up in the rafters, and you got 15 seconds to do that kind of dancing. we'll decide the winner based on audience applause. higgins, what will tonight's winner be taking home? >>teve: well, jimmy, tonight's winner will receive dancing lessons. learn how to dance like a prat one of 225 arthur murray dance studios located across our great nation and around the world. learn t

. >> any person who uses an anonymous blog, say it quite clearly, is a jerk or a bonehead or a boob.personal opinion. >> what's not to like about the anonymous attacks on the internet? >> right. alan simpson has come under a lot of heat. you know, i'm not taking side, but he's a colorful national treasure, shall we say that? when the president gave the big speech last night, we got to thinking, remember back in '08, he used the internet to connect with so many of the young voters. now it's become organizing for america, the president's political arm. that's what it looks like. so what about page views? how's it doing? this is back in 2008 at the height of the campaign. it was way up here. the percentage of traffic on the internet. it was way up here, 50 million hits a day averaging back in the '08 campaign. look that the drop into '09. a couple blips up but pretty much flat-lined way down here, a very small percentage of the traffic on the internet for organizing for america at the moment. when the president's been out campaigning, yesterday with that big speech, up 80%. they ran a b

now obviously the white house gave boob woodward a bob woodward.or now live in washington d.c., allison burns, ktvu channel 2 news. >>> another one of president obama's top economic advisors is leaving the white house. larry summers is stepping down from his position as head of the national economic council. he plans to go back to harvard university at the end of this year. summers is the third member of president obama's economic team to step down in the middle of the economic crisis. >>> senate democrats attached a revision to repeal don't ask don't tell to a popular defense spending bill but it was defeated with all republican voting against it. they accused democrats of trying to force the action before the november elections. >> this is a play tent political ploy in order to galvanize the other side facing a losing election. >> senator mccain says the vote should wait until after the pentagon releases its new study on the policy which is due in december. the senate will bring the issue up again in a lame duck section after the elections. if de

they have to. [ applause ] >> who cares if kids are looking at boobs. boobs feed babies. we were in the makeup room earlier this morning. we had one of these guys on who is called a supernatural entertainer i guess you call him. >> or mentalist. does not want to be called a magician, because it has nothing to do with what he says tricks. >> he did a trick in the makeup room. >> he doesn't call them tricks, hoda. >> i do. because i freaked me out. i asked him to think of a number and he wrote it down and it was the right number. anyway, come on in. his name is leor shushard. >> nice to see you again. >> we have a couple of seconds. show us a trick. >> something. >> something. >> i'm going to ask you to think of something. >okay. >> clos your eyes. >> me or kathie lee? >> and i want you to think about something that nobody here knows. think about your first kindergarten or -- >> first grade teacher. >> is it anybody here who knows this name? >> can i open my eyesnd look around? >> keep your eyesclosed. >> i don't think so. >> one second. is it mrs. or miss. >> mrs. >> give

why does dyer ed and they'd say why does thought, oh, she's a hot latin girl, and she says both the boobsiate -- >> i'm shocked in hollywood icer isly cked in hollywood ly, pwatle 's an asset and i accept it. >> that's right! >> willis has no problem with that either. she really is a beautiful woman. >> you know i normally like to hate on beautiful women, but i have to say i really like her. >> you've given her props. >> i like her a lot. >> last story of the day. this is someone you don't like, actually. the real housewife in d.c., michaele, she has a new book out. she's been accused of having an oshe been accused of having an have an eating disorder, i that's what she's blaming her eigh. z [ female announcer ] fact. when pain keeps you up, nothing is proven to help you fall asleep faster than advil pm liqui-gels. rushing real liquid relief to ease you to sleep fast. for nighttime pain, make advil pm your #1 choice. >>> here are some stories to watch today on abc news. treasury secretary timothy geithner has a full day on capitol hill today. he is planning to tell two committees that it'

everything is fine except for the boobs.howing her breasts to the kids on sesame street? >> jennifer garner said you're not going to wear something like that, katie perry is outrageous, i don't see what the point is. it's not appropriate for kids. do you want your son watching that? >> i don't. >> aren't there enough people out there, justin bieber -- they could be -- we don't need to go to the scantily sex pods. either use the tweens or the geriatrics. >> that's what i need to do, too! >> finally, there are parents that don't want their kids to go from birth to adolescence, they want them to have a childhood. >> i'm totally in favor of that, as the mother of a one-year-old baby! okay, speaking of boys, little boys, david beckham. in this bizarre situation, prosecutors are -- prostitutes are claim to go have a 2-some with him, and he is in the process of suing her but now all these witnesses are coming forward to say they -- >> believe it or not, yes, credibility. he's an idiot. she is major hot. this story has credibility.

i was like is my boob situation happening. she was checking them out.you're not sisters? are you sure you're not related. >> it's really scary. to leave us here to our own devices in new york city. >> it's called "better with you." airs wednesday night 8:30, 7:30 central right here on abc. you can't make this stuff up. >> did we know ahead of time? >> the show is anything like the interview, it's great. that's all i got to say. hey, good morning again, everyone. >> all: good morning. >> we split the studio up. we have so much going on. we thought we'd get over here and get you on television. thanks for being with us. one or two things going on we want to talk about. start dealing with the rain along the eastern seaboard. a the of you guys asking is it going to rain in new york city and it is and it is like it's raining out there. we watch that moisture all the way up and down the eastern seaboard. some areas will have big rainfall totals. we think there will be street flooding and little bit of air travel slowdown as well. on the big board in the heartl

emily, a boobing last july. she has haddto endure more than a dozen surgeries.ey will hold a fundraiser. emily'' dad says the cost of medicare are aatronomical. >> we re working on a plan to actually get her home into the house, and i contacted my insuranceecompany and just something as simple as a wheelchair ramp, they have noo3 idea r there's no coverage for that. people have to be stuckkin the hospital because they don't ave a wheel ramp to get home..3 >> the fundraiser for emily will be held toniiht from 63!!!6:30 o 10:30 p.m. at our lady of perpetual help in elllcott city. >>> it's anothee purple frrday as tell us ravenn prepare to finally host their first home game of the year. one dun contaa dundalk family. joel d smith is live at i home -here everyyday is purple for them.3ú thatt' alot of purple. >> reporter: they have the3 control of the remote.ake they bought these chairs as they are right here with the emblem already in. other things they modiff anddit lookk so great. %-looks for verizon.troller this is theeversion that they have. we got kevin right h

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