he claims that it is his snot. >> i don't like boogers. >> this isn't a booger. >> what is it?s fishing line. >> oh! >> give that a minute. >> no! >> this is the worst yet. >> it fell off eventually. >> they don't exactly know where it went. they slow motioned it so you could try to figure out where it went. i don't know why any dad would do that to his family. >> my family does that to me. my nephew's boogers, they chase me. threw up at the park. >> moral victory. >> peppermint gum from my mouth. that helps. >> marco! >> a server gets quite a surprise on his work shift. >> see the waiter looking through the checkbook and you kind of see, looks like he had a lot of cash in there, too, right? did they stiff him on the bill? you're on timeout leo! ♪ ♪ some things won't last 25 years. ah! woof. some things will. save up to 20% on an ikea kitchen. you're o♪ ♪meout leo! some things won't last 25 years. ah! woof. some things will. save up to 20% on an ikea kitchen. >>> this is one of those videos you think you're seeing something and you're really seeing something else and you figure

bill, were you talking about booger sugar. i don't know if this is something in my head, but wasn't it in the early 2,000's wasn't it 20 bags? what are these huge hundred dollar cylinders you have to buy now? >> i don't know what you were talking about, but i was talking about the candy ads called booger sugar. it is a little chocolate and a little sugar and you can find it on the website condor .org. >> if you sip monster -- >> what is it with you and this monster drink? >> it is so sugary it tastes like melted candycanes whereas red bull which the young kids find too bitter. and it is the same with coke. a 20 bag used to be fine for the night and now you have to do basically a giant monster can. remember when it was a pin joint and now it is a blunt. it is a cigar full of marijuana. >> you know who president couldn't? standards and practices. what i was talking about is legitimate candy. >> moving along i would like to talk to jenni johnson. you are talking about annoying women. women have a gift. they can give life. that's

you've got a little eye booger, hon. aw, mom! for pete's sake! got it! and...action!et some more light on that backdrop? sure thing. oh, man, come on. got it. okay. here we go. and...action. ♪ i love cheesy poofs, you love cheesy -- ♪ cut! what? i'm not liking the shoes. can we change the shoes? oh, damn it! oh. hello, officer of the law. hello, mr. planetarium operator. what brings you out here? these boys seem to think you're some kind of sick weirdo that's got a master plan to screw with the minds of everyone in town. [ chuckles ] oh, really? yeah, i just thought i'd come show them around so they'd know there's nothing to be scared of. actually, this is a pretty inopportune time. okay. i'll be quick, then. of course, officer. come on in. [ robotically ] hello, children. oh, no! they got chef, too! welcome to the planetarium. well, it's nice to see you finally got a real job, chef. i love my work. i know what you mean. i've always loved the planetarium, too. would you like to see the stars, officer? no! no! that would be superduper! don't do it, officer barbrady! he

him and tell him -- tell dad that he said that about my baby sister and see how long -- you know, a boogerating moron comes to mind for me. what i want him to do is explain if it were not -- he is talking about a snake under the desk and it was not about your -- what the hell was he talking about? >> that's where he left it on the beautiful word that we all love, bill, misconstrued. that is the word. that's the key that opens up every door that you can sneak out of is miss con trued. >> misconstrued. a little banner and a little tierra comes out every time somebody says something that could be taken the wrong way and she will pass the baton every time. >> misconstrued she will always say something that is inappropriate and then have to come out later and say i was misconstrued. >> shoo will say i -- she will say i didn't mean to read that. >> why are they playing this music? this is professional. >> you know, to get out of it, listen, guys. that might have been misconstrued, but i won't hire anymore because i won't have sex with them and that was it. that was how he got out. >> why are you

keep going little booger. dennis, all of my outrage buttons are signal red, signal red.m i right to be outraged? >> yes, i was just in vietnam, and i -- what can i say? >> i went to brooklyn last week. >> i came from brooklyn many years ago. it is so depressing to look at vietnam how they have rejected come -- communism. they are now engaged in capitalism. every vietnamese who died in that war died in vein for people as awful and we are now singing -- these people are now singing the accolades of a general -- genocidal party. it is depressing. >>- q. i as you know you hate america -- >> as we know you hate america and everything it stands for. were you eccstatic to see them air communist pop began do on -- propaganda on national tv? >> that was the first time i saw the clip. i don't get to do a lot of research before the show, but only because i am hard pressed to find interest in any of this. i was disgusted by it a bit. but i don't understand it. first of all, i didn't know "the amazing race" was still on and i hope this is what gets it canceled. >> lori, did the produ

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