and a-one and a-two and a-- booo!! [playing heavy rock music] ♪ ♪ hey i'm feeling tired ♪ ♪ my time is gone today... ♪ - booo! [all screaming] both: sweet! - ♪ do what i must say... ♪ - antonio, no! you son-of-a-bitch chicken from outer space! come back here! - ♪ falling away from me ♪ ♪ - and the winner of the costume contest is... wendy, for her chewbacca costume! come on up, wendy. - [sighs] - ♪ beating me, beating me down ♪ ♪ down ♪ into the ground ♪ screaming some sound ♪ beating me beating me down ♪ ♪ down ♪ into the ground... [space ship whooshing] - [mumbling] captioning sponsored by comedy central >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show." thank you so much for tuning in. i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight from the movie "i do until i don't," lake bell is joining us, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) also tonight, we have a special conversation with a former u.s. nuclear negotiator

." >> audience: booo! >> stephen: i know, it was surprising. it was surprising. he's been closer to a flood in a russian hotel room. and the president-- i'm right saying that. ( applause ) that's alleged. i'm right in saying that. and the president told hud secretary ben carson just how impressed he was with this terrible storm. >> there has never been anything so historic in terms of damage and ferocity as what we witnessed with harvey. sounds like such an innocent name, ben, right? but it's not innocent. >> stephen: yes, it's not an innocent name. we have to stop naming storms after innocent people. we have to name storms after guilty people so we know they're bad like "hurricane hitler," "hurricane joe arpaio," or "hurricane donald," for that matter. how hard is it-- it's really part of the job that he evidently did not know. the leader comforts people in times of crisis. look at the vice president. he nailed it on the first try. donald trump, if you make me like mike pence, i will never forgive you. ( cheers and applause ) don't do it! no! so trump decided to

that's why-- >> audience: booo. >> stephen: i know the feeling. that's why i sent him this card: ( cheers and applause ) fresh ink. that's fresh ink. but even though many criticized how long it took, the president knew the right thing was to make the statement monday, be clear about who was to blame, and then move on to the people's business. i'm just kidding. ( laughter ) he held a press conference today in, i believe, the seventh circle of hell. here's what he said. when asked why he waited two days to condemn neo-nazis and white supremacists in charlottesville: >> when i make a statement i like to be correct. before i make a statement, i need to know the facts. before i make a statement, i need the facts. >> stephen: "okay, i need the facts, okay. just ask the millions of illegal voters who refused to look for obama's birth certificate, during my record-breaking inauguration. okay? it's all on the obama wiretaps. it's all there, that's what i'm- that's what i'm..." ( cheers and applause ) and he was still very angry about how the press covered