boosh! you know what?a do to my dad. - didn't feel as good as i thought it would. - well, that's because you used words. you see, i'm going to use physical violence. now, i promised sensei tyler that i would never use the punch of the phoenix on a human man, but you're right, katie. my dad deserves it. - no, no, no, no, no! - ♪ deck the tree without a ladder ♪ ♪ fall fall fall fall fall, i'll never fall ♪ aah! - carol? - i don't need your help! i got the star on top of the tree, and then i did a cool jump. i'm fine! - then what's that? - ooh! oh, that's me! - tonight you will be visited by three spirits. - oh, gin, vodka, and tequila, i hope. ha ha ha. i am so bad. anyway, what is this? - you will be visited by the ghosts of christmas past, present, and future. - wait, it's like i'm going to be in that movie? wait, what is the name of that movie? oh, gosh. okay, wait a minute. okay, there's a guy counting coins, but he wouldn't help teeny tom. oh, come on. the muppets did a good one, and ace ventura did a