is booty?> booty is what a? >> the booty is booty. >> you know, i can't really think clearly about booty at any point or not. >> the greatest day ever. >> is it somebody else's turn yet? >> actually i want to spend the next 10 minutes reviewing the whole case with you, lou. should he sell the team? there is a basic question. >> this is condescending. breaking it down to daabs' level? >> i'm sorry. >> i frankly would hate to see him sell the team to be honest. it would take away one of the craziest stories i have ever witnessed. i know that you were looking for a sincere answer and something that comes from the heart. that's where i am. >> joe, what are your thoughts in this matter? >> my pimp knows not to talk to the media, one. you sign something. also, so i don't like usually blonde headed men or red headed men, but does that make me a hair colorist? >> can they go to your schools? do you accept them in your school system? >> oh, of course. education is for everyone. >> really? >> not everyon

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booty is booty.a pimp is like booty come in every color. why do this. why separate it. >> i feel bad for lou because in his talking points he wrote booty and he beat him to it. >> this pimp dude -- it's just like the lowest people of society coming out now and this is the crew he ran around. they had this pimp mazeratti is there and you crushed his heart because you didn't think he was racist and he is. >> it's like a parking lot. it has a lot of levels, lou. >> lou, give us some of your lou wisdom here. >> can you just say booty is booty. >> booty is what? booty is booty. i can't really think clearly about booty at any point -- not at this particular moment. >> this this is the greatest day ever. >> is this somebody else's turn yet. >> i want to spend the next ten minutes reviewing the whole case with you, lou. should he sell the team? there's a basic question. >> i mean this is sort of condescending. breaking it down to dobbs level. >> i'm sorry. i frankly would hate to see him sell the team to be

it was more booty -- having some booty was more important than drinking water. i like booty. >> johnson went on to tell our crew how he used to satisfy his sexual desires, especially during the 1970s and '80s when he was most active and prison security was more lax. >> when i'd see one and he looks good to me, when i go see him, i say, you come here. i say, i'm going to tell you what. i like you and i want you. and we can do this the easy way or the hard way. so the choice is yours. and it was always yes. >> johnson also had a warning for the new generation of inmates. they might be asking for trouble from old-timers. >> you know, they got this thing where they sag their pants past their butt. it's a style. they call it some sort of gangster style. you know, it's sexy to us, right? but see, they wasn't prepared for this. right? so you sag your pants in here, man, somebody will be up in your butt, you know. and it's just that simple. >> johnson even let the "lockup" crew know that when he was in his prime, they wouldn't be safe from his advances either. >> if y'a

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and the minute they hear "big, big booty 'cause you've got a big booty." they went crazy. i don't know if they thought they were saying a dirty word or they felt -- i don't know what it was. but they love this song. and because they loved it i recorded it for the album. >> jimmy: wow. your kids are picking your singles. >> my son has a very good ear. >> jimmy: he does? >> my son has a very good ear. he could be the next clive davis or, i don't know, one of those guys. >> jimmy: would you want him to do that? >> i don't know. i want him to be happy. i don't know what i want him to do. but i know he has a good ear for music. we'll be in the car and listening to the radio and flipping through channels and all of a sudden he'll be like, go back! ♪ you're gonna hear me roar like he right away -- he can just pick on a first listen -- >> jimmy: really? >> -- like only the big, big smashes. >> jimmy: or maybe he's smart enough to know that if mommy shoots a video called "big booty" that there's a good chance he can be on set to watch everything going on. >> at 6 i

fists flying, booty bumping. she would be physically out of control. [crowd cheering] >> jon: those were music videos. music videos are choreographed. she's not booty bumping 24/7. >> excuse me, jon, why did you hire a beyonce expert. >> jon: because i'm not a beyonce experth. >> right. so stay in your lane. because when i say she's never not moving, just okay. beyonce at the dmv getting her license renewed. beyonce getting a root canal. this is beyonce getting interviews on the charlie rose show. >> jon: if the elevator is a row motional stant what is it promoting. >> jon: what is she promoting. >> we don't know. but my guess this is a psa to raise awareness of an issue. it's just hello. talk about the scourge of private elevator violence. an emepidemic that affects everyone. if it doesn't stop. celebrities might take the stairs. the next time you ride in an elevator with the world's biggest pop stars, please think before you kick. wait, why am i holding you. [crowd cheering] >> jon: that's it. >> that's it. do you know what, are let's just raise awar

she teaches us how to work out your booty while you're brushing your teeth. >> out, down and squeezee way out, make sure you flex your brush. >> i think this would be more effective for your legs if you strapped 40 pounds of silicone to your chest. if you don't have that, is it just as effective? >> make sure you always squeeze your butt and always hold it tight. >> it is hard to watch this. really just distracting. >> regardless of her appearance, i think this could be a little exercise for all people. two minutes better than nothing. >> i guess, yeah. >> how about this, the yoga frog, deepen your straddle on the wall. she's about to demonstrate what this looks like, get on your belly and place your feet against the wall. >> that alone right there is impressive. makes a square out of her legs. >> you've seen nothing yet. that's just the beginning. she then challenges you to push back more and you end up like this. >> oh, my goodness. >> i feel like i'm going to see this challenge with the videographers, the camera men here in the next break. they're always doing on set calisthenics.

>> here's my booty. [ laughs >> announcer: higher. >> it just sits up now. >> announcer: tighter. >> pretty high and tight. >> announcer: firmer. >> i feel like i have that butt. i like these. >> announcer: well, the truth is, you can do squats and lunges for hours a day and never get a hot-looking booty. >> i can't even tell you how much money and time i've spent on trainers. >> i just did my squats, thinking that's just gonna fix the whole problem. >> announcer: but there is

>> steve: maybe that was just a a booty call. >> jimmy: yeah, it was from grandma. [ laughter ] bootyays, "my mom once said 'that was funny, you should twerk about it.'" [ laughter ] >> steve: maybe. >> jimmy: maybe i'll get some retwerks. this is from @gtourres. she says, "my brothers and i asked my mom who our favorite kid was. she said i don't have one. you all equally annoy me." [ laughter ] you're all equally annoy --. thanks, mom. this one's from @samcuso. he says, "my mom told her friend my son doesn't have an iphone. he has one of those d-rods. she meant android." [ laughter ] d-rod? >> steve: they're like droid. >> jimmy: he's always on the d-rod. >> steve: he's always, 24/7. droid. >> jimmy: this last one's from @ceevaughnhake015. she says, "i heard my mom say 'i love you.' i replied 'i love you too.' she said 'i'm sorry, i was talking to the dog.'" [ laughter ] >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: there we have it, some "tonight show" hashtags. check out more of our favorites go to tonight show.com/hashtags. or submit yours by downloading our "tonight show" app available on itunes and f

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>> here's my booty. [ laughs ] >> announcer: higher. >> it just sits up now. >> announcer: tighter. >d it's pretty high and tight. >> announcer: firmer. >> i feel like i have that butt. i like these. >> announcer: well, the truth is, you can do squats and lunges for hours a day and never get a hot-looking booty. >> i can't even tell you how much money and time i've spent on trainers. >> i just did my squats, thinking that's just gonna fix the whole problem. >> announcer: but there is something you can do. it's called the brazil butt lift. and, no, it's not a surgical procedure. >> my butt is cute, high, tight,

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. >> get back in and fall on my booty.ce on a pair too. >> that would happen. >> yeah. >> that's it for "rtm." we have one more video to kick off the unofficial start of summer, calvin harris' song climbing up the music video charts, called "summer." enjoy and we'll see you next time. ♪ when i met you in the summer my heart beat sound ♪ ♪ we fell in love as the leaves turned brown ♪ ♪ and we could be together >>> hello, everybody. i'm beth troutman. it's time for great stories a the videos behind them, "right this minute." . >>> a motorcyclist signals other riders that -- >> he's slowing down and be careful. >> why the need for speed can send you flying. >> a dude gets a message from his iphone. >> there's somebody in your house. >> how he sent a message that had the thief running. the summer heat is on but there's a cheap way to -- >> cool down your room. >> awesome. >> how to rig up an $8 air

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. >> booties and masks and why the face mask? >> he talk at length about this neighbors but did not want us to reveal hissite. he says two of the victims were eliot rodger's roommates, another a friend. >> they were really good kids, into quiet. extremely smart. >> investigator says rodger stabbed the three young men to death. they're identified as 20-year-old cheng hong from san jose, george chen, and 20-year-old weihan wang of fremont. in youtube posts, eliot rodger said this violent rampage was retribution for being treated badly by women and getting pick on by the larger community. but his anybody tells us it was difficult to enter act with him. >> he describes him as a gentleman. of course. >> he never talked. to be a gentleman you have to say stuff. >> that neighbor tells us that eliot rodger lived at this complex for several months. he says he and other neighbors repeatedly tried to interact with him. sometimes with very little success. reporting live, abc7 news. >>> here's the latest on the investigation. investigators be

. >> booties and masks and why the face mask? >> he talk at length about this neighbors but did not want us to reveal hissite. he says two of the victims were eliot roommates, another a friend. >> they were really good kids, into quiet. extremely smart. >> investigator says rodger stabbed the three young men to death. they're identified as 20-year-old cheng hong from san jose, george chen, and 20-year-old weihan wang of fremont. in youtube posts, eliot rodger said this violent rampage was retribution for being treated badly by women and getting pick on by the larger community. but his anybody tells us it was difficult to enter act with him. >> he describes him as a gentleman. of course. >> he never talked. to be a gentleman you have to say stuff. >> that neighbor tells us that eliot rodger lived at this complex for several months. he says he and other neighbors repeatedly tried to interact with him. sometimes with very little success. reporting live, abc7 news. >>> here's the latest on the investigation. investigators believe eli

. >> he's going to have raw booty buns. >> like fileted meat. >> two videos unloaded the second video i can't see it but apparently somewhere in this second video here this guy blitzes past a cop. i never saw the cop. extraordinarily dangerous obviously. >> he hasn't been caught? i don't think any of the cars he's passed are fast enough to catch him. >> he has been caught. he was arrested and released on bail. he claims wasn't me, don't see my face so it's not me. set for a court date this summer. a right way to use the motorcycle. this is freestyle motorcyclist tom pageant. watch how he does this. >> that's like a curly q. >> a backflip for the motorcycle and not tom. he get office the bike in midair. the bike does a backflip. here it is again. he manages to get back on the bike and land. >> he didn't really have a running start. >> i don't know how you know what to do once you're in the air how to spin it all around and stay. how does that work? >>> it's the video and the story that's really taking the internet by storm. we had it here first on "right this minute." >> i'm pretty [ b

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