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and then we also have the beer and the bourbon. you're showing us some moon shine this morning. >> oh, yes, up to the try some? >> let me get some food in you first. we're going to try the pulled pork. chef, you had mentioned -- i mean, this cooks for 11 hours, that pig. hmm. oh, man. that's good stuff. ok, then the moon shine. what goes in that? >> oh, this is just a beautiful mash of mostly corn whiskey, and then we put a little apples in here to finish it off. >> it's like liquid apple pie. >> liquid apple pie with some burn. >> and then you have the 23-year-old bourbon? >> yes, 23-year-old bourbon. that's old pappy. >> oh, you can smell the alcohol in that one. i don't think you have to drink it, you have to sniff it. this sounds like a good time. >> buy bicts at beerandbourbon.com, or they'll be available at the door. enjoy themselves at the show. it's a great time. >> well, let's get a check of the forecast. showers all the way down in virginia, but there's actually some drizzle forming around the baltimore metro area. we'll

one bourbon, one shot, one beer. how about one bourbon, one tattoo and one beer? we're going to explain what that odd trifecta means for your money. i promise, mandy. >> okay, brian. good afternoon. dow getting back a nice chunk of yesterday's drop. blue chips up 0.5% today and up about 5% year-to-date. similar move high today on the s&p 500 index up 7.5% so far this year. the nasdaq meantime jumping nearly 1% today. and over 12% for the year. yeah, the big outperformer in large part thanks to this little apple. apple stock up nearly -- let me see up a little bit there on the announcement of the new ipad. check out this stat of the day courtesy apple ceo tim cook he says 76% of revenues came from the ipod, iphone and ipad last year. just staggering. brian and i will be debating the apple phenomenon shortly. mary thompson in for bob pisani at the nyse. rick santelli at his usual perch on cme because you are irreplaceable, but mary, not a bad rally. seems as if we have a very risk-on market today. >> that's certainly the case today, mandy, just as you said. couple t

the bourbon market was up 12%.urther east you go from central europe to russia our business is doing well. we have a balanced portfolio which we can play to. i pour a little in a glass there. >> reporter: the growing middle class in china, in india, how much does that play into premium brands selling better overseas? is that a big driver. >> yes, it is. it is an important driver. as the consumers in markets like india and china emerge and as their income grows they will convert from their local spirits to international spirits. we see it going forward 25% of your growth coming from the emerging markets. very important part of our business. >> the due bay art fair just wrapped up for another year. it was a showcase for contemporary artwork as much as $45 million. we have more. ♪ >> reporter: art has often served as an alternative investment for those looking to avoid the turbulence of the global stock markets. in art dubai the art fair gives collectors from all over the world an opportunity for big buys. this man is

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. 9,000 jobs in this state are tied to bourbon. it's also contributes nearly $2 billion to gross state product. and kentucky is providing more tax incentives to expand the industry. you're looking at brown foreman's woodford reserve. but investing $44 million in the state and getting tax breaks, but with a catch. >> if you don't perform, you don't get anything. in other words, when we make a deal with a company, they have to -- they've agreed to create so many new jobs over a period of time, they've agreed to invest so many millions of dollars into new facilities. they have to perform before they get any tax credits from us. >> now, next hour on "street signs" we're going to talk to beam and show the importance of these barrels. one of the things the governor wants to work on is there's a tax for every barrel just for bourbon. it really penalizes the home grown enterprise. he wants to ease that. he's also hoping growing tourism in here in the napa-style bourbon trail will help further this economy, stuff it really needs, money now

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did you go out drinking and go on bourbon street? >> all that.n the movie, we had a fair amount of fun, as well. >> jimmy: you did? >> yes, indeed. we did not find a voodoo ritual, which was on my list. >> jimmy: was it really? >> i just thought that would be a fun, cool, new orleansy thing. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. i'm sure. nothing cuter than satan. >> the concierge couldn't help us with that one. >> jimmy: are there really voodoo rituals that go on in the new orleans area? >> i don't know. and i still don't. >> jimmy: did you try really to go see them? >> i just mentioned it to somebody because i thought -- and they were, like, you know, the tourist version is -- there's the tourist version, which is sort of cheap and not worth it. and then, there's the real version, which is just scary as hell and you probably want to stay away. >> jimmy: so, you opted to stay away from those? the voodoo that drew you to the new orleans area? >> yeah. you know? no. whatever. it's sort of a spooky, fun thing. yes. the party atmosphere is crazy there. a bus stop tur

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