i mean, is this two bowls of m&ms and some balloons? you know what, phyllis?think you need to get the lead out. because, if i'm not mistaken, we gave you your wedding shower here. we all came into this room and gave you a golden shower. well, you know what, where's my golden shower? phyllis? it does not matter to me at all whether this baby is biologically mine. i am going to love it. it's like when the dog nurses the tiger cub. have you seen that video? it is-- it's so bizarre and unnatural. but it--it happens. okay, i'm collecting for the baby shower. but phyllis, it's not his baby. i know, kevin. why do we have to pay money to get a gift for his ex-girlfriend's unborn sperm bank baby? well, look at it as if you're paying for the cake, not the baby, sheet cake. i do enjoy being the head of the party planning committee. i'm no longer under angela's heel, and her little grape head is under mine. hey, hey, what are you doing? don't talk to them. i'm sorry. make the party. don't--make the party, please. phyllis. pump it! (pam on phone) so you know stacy, right?

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bowl steam are scheduled toc be honored. >> when you have a game of this size and nature you can see an economic impact ofa half a million dollar.al >> reporter: it'fs alsot's about the money. m> we're not talking about insignificant, you know, change, if you will.f yo you know. monetarywise we're talking about a significant amount ofmon money in terms of economic activity that is at risk now. no we're talking about small businesses as well.ell we're a small business community here.m >>mu it's very frustrating because it's a game, and it is alumni game. >> there is a lot of people who are fainted by this. more than just our football team. hopefully congress will get something out sooner rather soo than later. >> reporter: scott smith,mith fox 5 sports. >> the athletic association is nongovernment so no one is being furloughed. if the game is canceled therecee is speculation it could be made up sat september 7th when both teams have a open week. >> as we've been saying, aing, lot of stuff effected thatffe you don't even think about. >> i know. >> all right. >> crazy. >> yes, coming up next youe this of maryland students maynt get the chance to hit the snooze button. >> the pus