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>>> the billionaire and the bozo. it was a shocking crime. steve jobs' home robbed. why is this clown at the center of it all? this morning, kenny the clown speaks out. ♪ if there's a smile on my face ♪ >>> hey, good morning, america. in nonkenny the clown news, we have a lot of politics. >> front and center. >> this is a big day. >> it is a big day today. front and center this morning. mitt romney under fire for his taxes. and now paul ryan, his running mate, releasing two years of his. we'll tell you what they reveal and how his mother is getting into the debate today. she'll be out campaigning and for a very calculated reason. >> mother and son on the campaign trail today in florida. >>> also, look at this video. two sisters trapped inside this car. those people trying to get them out, they're all complete strangers. 30 of them risking their own lives. we're going to hear from them coming up. >> talking about the kindness of strangers. >>> a new twist in a story you were telling us yesterday on "gma." a story that got so many people fired up. a german shepherd res

. >> check out these bozos over here. >> you saw these guys at some restaurant, you'd think those guys lose a bet? >> they went out into public, they had their fun, they had their lunch but afterward they came back home and finished and went bald. >> i love this video. this is just a group of friends supporting their friend. and it's so moving and so beautiful. and so much fun. that's the best thing you can give a person battling cancer is give them something positive, give them something hope, give them something hope. >> you think of our new hair style. >> you guys are all very handsome. >>> ping pong balls headed to space. >> so there could be any number of experiments. >> see the new space program next, "right this minute." >>> and still to come, elephants driven from the wild in thailand cause a royal outrage. >> the queen decided, you know what, i want to do something to help out. >> now the director of a new film reveals how the queen's vision led to a miracle. >> that was an amazing experience. >> and devon and erica, our youtube stars. why their new video will make them even b

. >> this cop could be just one bozo who said something wrong. why do you think it's a problem that needs to be addressed every year? >> this is definitely not something that just one police officer in toronto thinks. we see it all over the place like the media coverage of a 13- year-old girl being gang raped in texas a few years ago and the meedz ya coverage discussed how she was wearing makeup and clothes that made her look older. nothing was talked about how it was horrid that people would do this to a child. >> that's what you want to bring out. if you blame the victim, that's the wrong thing to do. >> we want to raise awareness about that. >> a lot of people got the idea in their head this is going to be a lot of women walking around in scantily clad outfits. is that part of what this is? >> it's not. some people do come intentionally in problemtive clothing to make -- provocative clothing that they can wear what they want and do not deserve to be sexually assaulted. >> but others come in the outfits they were wearing when they were sexually

something any bozo could figure out. i don't want to waste your time.t's silly after a rally or a huge run. you know it right up until the moment you get swept away by euphoria. that's why you need a playbook done in the cool of day. you need rules to prevent yourself from making mistakes you will later regret. if you want to buy a stock and the market had a run, tell yourself you missed it. try that. say, you missed it. take a pass. at least keep your bat on your shoulder and wait for a better purchase at a cheaper price. out's the smartest thing you can do. it may save you pain. i always tell you to buy into weakness, sell into strength. that means you have to sell your winners at the moment they are at their hottest. you probably shouldn't buy anything when the market feels like out's on fire. your new stock picks will alas be consumed by the aftermath of the fire and you won't have much to show for all that hard earned money up in smoke. stay with cramer. [ "the odd couple" theme playing ] humans. even when we cross our "t"s and dot our "i"s, we sti

i am not a bozo the clown offering a bozo behavior! i'm saying that if you want to identify stocks that will be winner in the future, looking at the biggest winners of the present has tenned to be a pretty good place to start looking. that's the thing about the market. it's not always that hard to play once you understand there's often more continuity to it than change. things pretty much keep going the way they were going until something major shifts. and then yes, indeed you have to alter your course. those course changes can be pretty radical, though. that's why you always have to be re-evaluating your ideas and please don't ever dig in your heels when the facts change. two incredibly important disciplines that i stress in my best-selling book "getting back to even." the book still holds up because it's a book about methodology not just individual stocks that were working at the time. but you know what? when you're looking for stocks to invest, in when you're hunting for the next bull market like i do every weeknight between at 6:00

judging it's not to preclude thoughtful examination of a public servant philosophy let's just not be van bozo by overlooking the evidence is all i'm saying and if a policy maker heads to capitol hill with ideological dreams but check some at the door when he enters the great marble halls of congress to vote or when they go to the fed to lead an act. print money then there actually is an iran lesson here as the author once said or wrote a building has integrity just like a man and just as seldom and that's a cob ya think does seem valuable as we assess the men who are vying for top leadership positions in the white house this year earlier i spoke with karl denninger author and trader his book is leverage how cheap money will destroy the world and we often talk to karl as a financial analyst but i had to ask him first because he is an active libertarian given one narrative that i've heard that libertarians are happy with this paul ryan pick because they feel libertarian philosophy now has a chance of getting to the white house i asked karl if that's how he feels or if this is just another estab

business is he only in cuba business is he on with bozo a huge amount of money so a lot of this money wasn't even going to his campaign because he had a lot of illegal money flowing in his campaign that resulted in a lot of convictions alters but now he would pocket a lot of it swiss bank accounts i mean just huge amounts of your next and corrupt ever since he ran for the house of representatives forty six since the first race and the mafia and that case it was los angeles mob boss one of the two of the los angeles mickey cohen and very in one thousand nine hundred six of the big business tycoons you know the the koch brothers of their day howard hughes was given the money they were slush funds they were they were big wall street corporations he was a little california congressman he he knew where you know you get the money from the powerful people you do what they want you'll go. it was he was making cohen who did the fundraiser for richard nixon where he brought all these bookies in and showed them that they were a lot of his hotel ballroom locked the doors he had all these books ni

. >> bozo the vp. >> who's radical here? >> he's admitted to buying or selling. >> it has become smear. it has become slander. >> mr. president, take your campaign of division and anger and hate back to chicago. >> smear. >> loser. >> precisely exactly what i said, but i stand by whatever i said, whatever it was. ♪ >>> we begin with a look at the republican machine in outrageous effect, one mitt romney has efficiently given up his talking point of the president as a nice guy, the new gop spin is all about the tone of the presidential campaign. this afternoon, romney took questions from the press at a stop in south carolina. a very rare occurrence. during a press availability, he declined the president sewing the seeds of discord. >> personal attacks and the kind of deviciveness that i think is unbecoming of the presidency. >> now, instead, he wants to talk climate. oh, no. he doesn't mean climate change. >> remember when president obama would stand in front of all of these pillars and those things and say we're not blue stat

now bozo, the v.p., is out there, engaging in the most shameless kind of race clownery.a lot of decent americans on both sides of the aisle who are sick of it. i am glad that romney and ryan are fighting back, just as you say but i think more people need to spell this out. this chains remark, in front of a black audience was a blatant, racist, racialist pander. there are people of color across this country who look at white democratic politicians who talk down to them and try to talk black and are not taking it anymore. because what it really is is a white-washing of just how miserable-- >>> but michelle -- >> the economic record of this administration, not just for black people, but for all people! >> sean: you can take this to 1998, missouri, democratic party. have you al gore. he speaks before a predominantly african-american audience -- he goes into preacher mode. republicans don't want to count you in the census. hillary clinton does the same thing, changing her tone and her cadence. the james byrd ad in 20 00 of it's predictable from democrats. this is nothing new

midnight toker. [ rim shot ] maybe they are complimenting my sense of timing when they compare me to bozo or krusty. knowing the right moment to buy and the right moment to sell is among the most important yet difficult, frustrating parts of managing your money. so many commentators say it's impossible to time the market. in fact, there is a cottage industry of nay sayers who make a livinging telling you that there is no way a regular investor can do it. you might as well give up on trying to trade, give up on picking your stocks. put them in an index fund and leave it there for all eternity. i have nothing against index funds. they can be a decent way to make money in the market when you don't have the time or inclination to manage individual stocks. the argument that they are the only way to go is totally bogus. with an index fund, timing is crucial. if you bought it in october 2007 when the s&p was in the 1500s you got annihilated. if you bought in march 2009 when the s&p was below 700 you made out like a bandit. how important is timing? if you bought the s&p at the top you lost more t

the story with a lot of twists and we here bozo the clown is famous and well-known in san francisco. you can't make this stuff up. >> no. you can't make it up. and it's sad that there was a break-in, but it's good that the clown was not in on the caper. >> and the clown saying it wasn't him, he had nothing to do with it. you have to take him for his word there. >> thanks very much. look forward to your show as always. thanks a lot. >> see you later. >> and the 49ers in houston to play the texans for their second preseason game. and the cardinals and raiders played. >>> good morning. for the raiders offense continues to be a problem for the new coach dennis allen. quarterback kevin cobb is going down. 7-5, cardinals. after being shutout last week by dallas and nothing again this week. carson palmer, badly-thrown ball and picked. 14 of 24, still no touchdowns. next possession, mike goodson with one of his two fumbles. john skelton, wide open to anthony sherman. 17-8. a minute and a half later, the punt blocked. justin bethel scoops and scores. cardinals led by 16. raiders, to their cre

. >> bozo the vp is out there engaging in the most shamess kind of race clownery. >> the killer west nile virus zeroing in on texas. the dallas area has been plagued with more than 200 cases and at least ten fatalities. >> they're gearing up to begin aerial spraying. >> we have people dying, okay? we have to have a sense of urgency to get this down now. >> winning ticket in michigan matched all of the numbers. $337 million. >> dozens of wildfires continue to burn across the west. fueled by searing heat, dry weather and strong winds. >> in china, a huge effort to rescue a little boy in one peculiar predicament. i know that hurts. >>> just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, some fishermen shot this video of a shark in cape cod bay. >> all that -- >> a perfect game by the king. felix hernandez. >> and all that matters -- >> this president cannot run on his record. i think john sununu summed it up. >> i like that, john. >> i was watching cavuto yesterday. somebody forced me. >> on "cbs this morning." >> the president said the home brewed beer on pennsylvania avenue. >>

. >> bozo the vp is out there engaging in the most shameless kind of race clownery. >>> the killer west nile virus zeroing in on texas. the dallas area has been plagued with more than 200 cases and at least 10 fatalities. >>> they are gearing up to begin aerial spraying for the first time in decades. >> we have people dying, ok? we have to have a sense of urgency to get this done now. >>> out of afghanistan, a nato helicopter crashed killing at least even people. seven of them are u.s. service members. >> a single ticket in michigan matched all of the numbers in last night's powerball. $337 million. >> in china, a rescue of a little boy in a peculiar predicament. >>> some fishermen shot this video of a shark lurks in cape cod bay. >> all that -- >> a perfect game by the king, felix hernandez! >> it's for you. >> and all that matters. >>> this president cannot run on his record. and i think johnson sununu summed it up. >> i like that. >> i was watching cavuto yesterday. somebody forced me. >> the president revealed that his own brew beer is being made >> the president drinks it when he's

and he tried deeply to find out the bozo explosion so there is only a team of great players, but alsoto say there is a simple, simple thing that apple stands for, which is the intersection of great creativity and humanity is with great and technology he. and he said that as the disney did. you know, that is what a lot of people have done. there accompanies the last. ibm is almost 101 years old. i think apple has been viewed in its genetic code as design your to drive great design and artistic creativity with great engineering and technology he. and it will be at that intersection and the people there now are capable of keeping it at that intersection. you know, 10 years from now, 25 years from now, look, disney up and down, up-and-down, but you still know what do they stand for and is doing fine right now after a few rich passes since walt disney died. if i had to be sure and unlike rick perry i am a betting man, not $10,000, but i would wager that a generation from now, even a century from now, apple will still exist at the intersection of the humanities and the technology. >> said t

they've stood by the gaffe fastic bozo the vice president from day one, of course. with usness of barak obama, who after the tucson shooting, called on the rest of the country to engage in more civil rhetoric, to use words that heal rather than words that wound. and he's awol on this basic example of smearing incivility and use of the race card by joe biden. >> steve: all right. michelle malkin, our twitchy tweezer. thank you very much for joining us today from colorado. >> you bet. take care. >> brian: coming up straight ahead for the americans who died in the attack on fort hood, justice had have to wait. the suspect holding up his own trial by refuse to go shave his beard. >> gretchen: who invited this guy, the caterer for the president's campaign event shows up in a romney shirt. that takes you know what [ male announcer ] when this hotel added aflac to provida better benefits package... oahhh! [ male announcer ] it made a big splash with the employees. [ duck yelling ] [ male announcer ] find out more at... [ duck ] aflac! [ male announcer ] ...forbusiness.com.