please welcome brad garrett!elt that you were going to pick me up and burp me. >> i was thinking of feeding you, actually. [ laughter ] wonderful, i think they think i'm kramer. [ laughter ] that's starting to happen in my career. they're not sure where they know me. >> jimmy: is that right? >> kramer! and i play it off. play it off. >> jimmy: are you still living in las vegas for part of the year? >> i have my comedy club there at the mgm in the base sglmt a g tuhuh>> nextopretzel. have ady club, in the basement. >> it is. step over the urine and i'm right there off to the side. it's convenient. >> jimmy: do you feel at home in las vegas? i grew up in las vegas. >> i know you did, and i -- i'm there half the time and i got a little dog, actually. a therapy -- you're not going to believe, i've always been a big dog person. and the fiancee brought home a tea cup yorkie. >> jimmy: oh. >> and i am -- well, i have a rule. there can never be anything in my house with a bigger penis than me. [ laughter ] so right away

. >> seth: l brad garrett., has that been fun? >> it's been a blast. they've turned out great, i love working with these people. it's a really good show and i hope you watch it. >> seth: brad garrett is of course -- always been onsiof the great oms of all times -- "everybody loves raymond. >> yes. >> seth: a very tall man. >> yes. >> seth: he posted on instagram the differences of your two directors chairs. >> ct chairs. >> seth: your cast chairdi and there's erence between brad garrett and taran killam. [ laughter ] >> it's emasculating. >> seth: yeah. [ light laughter ]so >> they laced it in front of a workbench too, to make me just seem like a child. >> seth: you posted this on instagram as well. who drew this to your attention? it happens once a year. >> seth: oh, really? >> yes. and i always forget her last name. she's the first cosmonaut. first female astronaut, cosmonaut, in space. >> seth: gotcha. a >> and so on tiversary of her launching into space, someone always tags me on twitter or insgram and you'll see why. >> seth: the idea is that this

and there's a difference between brad garrett and taran killam. [ laughter ] >> it's emasculating. >>o placed it in front of a workbench too, to make me just seem like a child. >> seth: you posted this on instagram as well. who drew this to your attention? >> it happens once a year. >> seth: oh, really? >> yes. and i always forget her last name. she's the first cosmonaut. first female astronaut, cosmonaut, in space. >> seth: gotcha. >> and so on the anniversary of her launching into space, someone always tags me on twitter or instagram and you'll >> maybe. [ laughter and applause ] >> seth: it's pretty true. lastly, it's a couple months away. and this is some shameless self-promotion from me as well, but fred armisen, bill hader, and myself have a show called "documentary now." season 3 is coming out and you did an episode for us. >> i did. >> seth: that john mulaney wrote. >> yup. and performed in. >> seth: and performed in. did you have a good job? uh, a good time? >> i had a good job that led me to a good time. [ laughter ] >> seth: good. >> it was so much fun. it's "documentary no

from "single parents," brad garrett. and music from avril lavigne., in all probability, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for everything. it's very good to be here. thank you for joining us on one of the strangest in a very strange

and later this week, riz ahmed, brad garrett, jay ellis, with music from avril lavigne and t.i.tti. so please join us for all of that. [ applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest tonight is one of the most gifted and highly decorated actresses anywhere. she's won an oscar, an emmy and two tonys, but still no grammy, despite the fact she was named after a musical instrument. she returns to abc thursday night with season five of "how to get away with murder." please welcome viola davis. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing? you look fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how is your life going? everything all right? >> my life is beautiful. >> jimmy: is your daughter here with you tonight? >> my daughter is eating every bit of the food that you left out because you know you've got the best food, jimmy. >> jimmy: i remember you mentioned to me that she loved the snacks backstage. >> yes. jimmy kimmel's got the best food. >> jimmy: i don't have the best show, but i always have the best food. far more importantly we've got the best food. >> yes. >> jimmy: how old is she now?

tomorrow night, riz ahmed and brad garrett will be here with music from avril lavigne.abc, our first guest tonight and her castmates begin their tenth season. they have now stayed together longer than most real families. watch "modern family", wednesday nights at 9:00. please say "hola" to sofÍa vergara. ♪ [ applause ] all >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> jimmy: you know what. i was backstage. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and they told me -- how long since i've been year. i was thinking it was like a year, and it's been three years. >> jimmy: it's been a long time since were you here. >> how have you been doing without me? >> jimmy: you don't want to know. >> why have you not invited me. >> jimmy: maybe you got tired of the calls. >> is guillermo here. >> guillermo: hi. gracias. [ speaking spanish ] >> jimmy: well, thank you for saying that, whatever it was. >> we weren't talking very good about you. >> jimmy: you were engaged last time you were here and now you're mayor i'd. >> now i'm fairied, happily married. >> jimmy: joe manganiello. >> yeah. >> jimmy: have you brought joe

work with guests including viola davis, riz ahmed, casey affleck, hasan minhaj, david alan grier, brad garrett bastille, avril lavigne, tyga featuring offset, and t.i. featuring yo gotti. >> jimmy: and next month, we are packing up everything you see here in the studio. including guillermo. like a possum we're going to put you in a box. [ laughter ] and shipping it all to the brooklyn academy of music in brooklyn, new york. we'll be there for a week from october 15th through the 19th. if you'd like to see us there, go to kimmelinbrooklyn.com. tickets are free. and we of course would love to see you there in person. our first guest tonight is a talented actress. her new movie was written and directed by the creator of "this is us" and it is mandatory to cry when you see it. it's called "life itself." it's in theaters now. please welcome olivia wilde. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] you know what? you're celebrating fall. you're saying good-bye to summer with corduroy. >> yes. i'm bringing mustard into our lives. because it's time. >> jimmy: finally, someone's bringing mustard oi